i'm you. you're me. i'm the other half

would it be Too Much if when i find a new therapist i just straight-up said “listen, if you’re gonna try and convince me i’m not autistic because i can talk, i need you to tell me right now so i can walk out of here and not waste my time”

THE SIGNS AS JOEY TRIBBIANI QUOTES
  • Aries: Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. Get out of the way jackass! Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?
  • Taurus: Over the line? You're so far past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
  • Gemini: You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
  • Cancer: It's not what you said, it's the way you said it.
  • Leo: I'm curvy, and I like it!
  • Virgo: Half of the taste is in the smell! And you're sucking up all the taste-units!
  • Libra: Ah, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face.
  • Scorpio: Food. Sex. Food. Sex. I don't know! Oh God, I want both!
  • Sagittarius: She makes me wanna... rip my arm off just so I have something to throw at her!
  • Capricorn: I discovered I'm able to count all my teeth using just my tongue.
  • Aquarius: I take my underwear off in other people's homes.
  • Pisces: You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at?
Homestuck Character Themes
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Aradia:</b> cause baby you're a FIREWORK!<p/><b>Tavros:</b> ITS RAINING MEN, HALLEJUAH<p/><b>Karkat:</b> I'm slipping into the lava, and I'm trying to keep from going under<p/><b>Nepeta:</b> blood, blood, galleons of the stuff<p/><b>Kanaya:</b> THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!!!!<p/><b>Terezi:</b> I'm bleeding out, if its the last thing that I do<p/><b>Vriska:</b> you cut me open and I keep bleeding, I keep keep bleeding<p/><b>Equius:</b> blue lips, blue veins<p/><b>Gamzee:</b> it seems now, I'm looking right at the other half of me<p/><b>Eridan:</b> suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be<p/><b>Feferi:</b> shot through the heart, and you're too late, you give love a bad name<p/></p><p/></p>
ASTORIA Lyric Starters
  • "Never after will suffice."
  • "It's gonna be a long year."
  • "Tell me I survive."
  • "Bite my neck while you say his/her name, I will scratch your back to forget her/his face."
  • "Ever just say 'fuck it'?"
  • "Might as well say 'fuck it'."
  • "Let's all say 'fuck it'."
  • "Is it bad enough to call it off?"
  • "I can't help but want you too."
  • "Don't say you don't miss me that much."
  • "Don't say I don't still make you blush."
  • "God, I like it rough."
  • "You got me freaking out."
  • "You should see me now."
  • "Don't you want to kiss me someday too?"
  • "Let's dance!"
  • "Tomorrow's a day away."
  • "I'm just so good at fucking up."
  • "Just come back to bed."
  • "I thought you might be here."
  • "I've been broken, but I'm better everyday."
  • "What if we could find a way to try and heal?"
  • "What if there was still a little bit of hope?"
  • "So nice to see you here."
  • "It's been, what, a half a year?"
  • "But that's not what I came for."
  • "This means war."
  • "I'm calm, I'm sure of it."
  • "You should come over."
  • "We don't have to talk of where we go from here."
  • "This last call could be all we can do for each other."
  • "We'll toast what could have been."
  • "To my dearly departed."
  • "You could say you're kind of bored with this."
  • "I don't want you leaving me now."
  • "You say I'm a mess."
  • "Or you could just shut up and kiss me."
  • "Don't say to me you should stay away from me."
  • "I don't know why I just can't get away from myself."
  • "I've been away too long."
  • "Who do you love?"
  • "I won't stay away too long."
  • "Nothing will ever change if you never choose."
  • "I never thought we would be here again."
  • "When did we both get so afraid to speak?"
  • "We just can't let this go."
  • "Maybe our future's so bright, it fucking burns like a wild
  • fire."
  • "Maybe the truth hurts so it's easier not to know."
  • "I wanna hear how your heart speaks."
  • "This should be the time of our lives."
  • "I've been so lost without you."
  • "God, I miss you."
  • "I'm here to remind you what's lost is never gone."
  • "You will forget me not."
  • "I'm not ready for what's to come."
  • "I still need you, my friend."
  • "Life's too short, but the end is long."
  • "I can't try if you won't."
  • "Please just let me go, my dear."
  • "Get up and face me."
  • "It's about fucking time now."
  • "Can you find forgiveness in a dear old friend?"
  • "This is our goodbye."
  • "I hope you know I don't blame you my dear friend."
  • "Always will love you still."
  • Caleb: Sometimes it feels like you're holding back.
  • Ian: Of course I'm holding back, I'm insane you idiot. Remember the other day when you told me I had pit-stains, well I have cried every fifteen minutes on the half-hour since you told me that. I am racked with self-doubt, I have panic attacks, I'm claustrophobic, germ-phobic, phobia-phobic. I talk to myself, I talk to cats on the street, I talk to three separate shrinks about the fact that often the cats respond to me in my mother's voice and, as I mentioned before, I am insane. There, I opened up, are you happy?
Freeman’s Mind Ask Meme - Part 2 (Episodes 6-10)
  • "Man good thing I've watched Die Hard like 50 times."
  • "You give people the benefit of the doubt, and they try to kill you."
  • "That's what I get for trying to be nice."
  • "Suck on this you jumping boogers!"
  • "I guess that's the room of death."
  • "All aliens are bastards."
  • "I'm still not sure if that was smart or stupid. Maybe it was both. Smupid."
  • "Now do what you're told and jump into this giant meat grinder!"
  • "Maybe I should have been a bug."
  • "Who am I kidding? I've got a gun."
  • "Tastes like dead caterpillars."
  • "Hey a rope! Now I can be Tarzan!"
  • "What's up with this ceiling?"
  • "Okay, extreme hopscotch! Lets do this!"
  • "Well now I have an answer if someone ever asks me what the dumbest thing I ever did was."
  • "We're not brave, we're just stupid."
  • "This is MY air vent!"
  • "Well I believe you, but does my gun believe you?"
  • "Maybe I should become a burglar after this."
  • "OKAY CHILDREN CLASS IS IN SESSION. EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SEATS. I SAID EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SEATS. DAMN IT BILLY THAT MEANS YOU TOO."
  • "I need a sword. And a helmet. And a horse."
  • "One gun is fun, but two is wootastic."
  • "It only took me one time to learn not to stick your head in a fan."
  • "I'm already afraid of muppets I don't need this on top of that."
  • "You're like a cat watching a mouse die."
  • "I've got more blood on me than an axe murderer."
  • "I'm just a rat in a maze. With no cheese."
  • "What are you going to hide in the corner?!"
  • "I need a chainsaw and a hockey mask."
  • "I'm going in circles again."
  • "For my funeral, I want them to be shooting bombs in the air, and two F16 fighter jets do a barrel roll up ahead."
  • "GIVE ME SOME DORITOS!"
Things I Wish I Could Tell the Signs in my Life
  • Aries: You're really smart, and I admire that you're confident enough to answer like every question in class. You're strong too- your circumstances may not be great, but you power through it and I'm proud of you.
  • Taurus: Your ideals piss me off sometimes, but I'll calm down fast because they're just different from mine. I wish we got along more- sometimes I can't stand you, but sometimes you're pretty great. Sorry if I'm too aloof and stuff, but I'm trying.
  • Gemini: Honey, you need to stop being so standoffish. Hypocritical, because I'm kind of an asshole sometimes too. Really though, I love the real you that gets excited about things and giggles. It's okay to say you love me back, you know.
  • Cancer: You're literally my other half. You protect me, love me (even if you won't admit it) and I'm sorry I bother you a lot. You're the one person I always let in, and I need you in my life.
  • Leo: So... I may really like you. Sorry, but you'll probably never know. If I did tell you, I might scare you away, and you're kind of really important to me. You're insecure sometimes, but, Jesus Christ, I can't see why. You're smart and honest (not to mention hot as FUCK.)
  • Virgo: Please show you care more? Like, you may "mom" me, but sometimes I just need a friend to squeal with. Still, I let you in because I trust you and I know you'll be there for me. I love you. Thanks for keeping me safe.
  • Libra: Shit, I'm so sorry. You are actually so important to me, and I'm sorry I can't tell you that in words. You understand me and you care about me when I'm ready to stab myself. You're one of the kindest people in the world and you deserve so much more than life gives you. I love you, and I wish I could hug you right now.
  • Scorpio: You have a lot of issues, but I'm here for you. Our talks are deep, but damn dude, give me my space- I'm a Scorpio too. I have my own issues, and I can definitely deal with yours, but sometimes I can't stand you when it's not important. I think you're not being yourself, and that pisses me off.
  • Sagittarius: Hey, I miss you. I hope you're doing so great. You deserve great things, and I'm kind of really glad that you have the opportunity to get them now. You're beautiful, remember that whenever you're down. When I stalk your account (often) I realize that you're kind of the way you were when we first met. I loved you differently then, and this makes me happy.
  • Capricorn: WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY I THINK I'M REALLY HAPPY BECAUSE HONESTLY YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY; LIFE HAS PUT YOU THROUGH A LOT OF SHIT AND YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER.
  • Aquarius: You may piss me off, but I'm really damn proud of you. I'm proud of who you are and who you've become. You're oddly mature while still being hella childish, and I love you.
  • Pisces: You're actually so much fun to be around. You're smart, and athletic, and you're my goals in life. I've never seen you be insecure, and I don't think I ever want to. You're amazing, and I aspire to be like you.
  • Draco: If I keep loving you, maybe you'll eventually crack and love me too. Hell, I'm pretty sure you're already half in love with me.
  • Hermione: I am not! And everything you just said is ridiculous. That's terrible logic.
  • Draco: Well, you can think what you want, so long as you remember-no matter how ordinary things seem between us-I'm still here, still in love with you, and care about you more than any other guy, evil or otherwise, ever will.
  • Hermione: I don't think you're evil.
  • Draco: See? Things are already looking promising.
Taylor Swift Lyrics for Virgo Relationships
  • Aries/Virgo: Looking so innocent / I might believe you if I didn't know / Could've loved you all my life / If you hadn't left me waiting in the cold
  • Taurus/Virgo: Hey Stephen / I know looks can be deceiving / But I know I saw a light in you
  • Gemini/Virgo: No apologies / He'll never see you cry / Pretends he doesn't know / That he's the reason why / You're drowning, you're drowning, you're drowning
  • Cancer/Virgo: Well you drive me crazy half the time / the other half I'm only trying to let you know that what I feel is true / I'm only me when I'm with you
  • Leo/Virgo: Was I out of line? / Did I say something way too honest / Made you run and hide / Like a scared little boy
  • Virgo/Virgo: I want you for worse or for better / I would wait forever and ever / Broke your heart, I'll put it back together
  • Libra/Virgo: You paint me a blue sky / And go back and turn it to rain / And I lived in your chess game / But you changed the rules everyday
  • Scorpio/Virgo: We're a crooked love in a straight line down / Makes you wanna run and hide / Then it makes you turn right back around
  • Sagittarius/Virgo: You call me up again just to break me like a promise / so casually cruel in the name of being honest.
  • Capricorn/Virgo: I looked at you like the stars that shined / In the sky, the pretty lights / and our daddies used to joke about the two of us / growing up and falling in love
  • Aquarius/Virgo: All I know is I don't know how to be something you miss / I never thought we'd have a last kiss
  • Pisces/Virgo: Don't you worry your pretty little mind / people throw rocks at things that shine.
  • The Queen: Oh, what's wrong Regina? Can't seem to find a way to beat me without help from your little family?
  • Emma: Regina. Don't let her get to you.
  • Regina: Too late.
  • The Queen: *laughs* really Regina, we both know there's only one way to defeat me and it doesn't require much from you.
  • Emma: *Looks at Regina* Regina, what is she talking about?
  • Regina: *growls* nothing Emma. It's just more lies.
  • The Queen: *smirks* oh no, I'm not lying. Go ahead Emma, use your superpower on me.
  • Emma: *Looks at the Queen for a long moment and then turns back to Regina* Regina, she's not lying. What is she talking about?
  • Regina: *Looks pleadingly at Emma* Emma, please.
  • Emma: *Gets angry* No! You once wanted the truth from me, now I want it from you. *What* is she talking about?
  • Regina: *sighs in resignation* in order to defeat her I need to face my darkest fear...and in order to do that I need to first admit it out loud.
  • Emma: *Her features soften in understanding and she grips Regina's hand as she whispers* Regina, I know this must be hard for you, but if it is truly the only way to defeat her you have to do it. She's done enough damage already, my parents...
  • Regina: I *know* Emma. But I can't! I'm afraid that if I say it out loud it will come to pass.
  • Emma: *Sends a wary look to the Queen*
  • The Queen: *Lifts an eyebrow* don't worry dear, I won't try anything. I'm actually curious to see what my other half will do.
  • Emma: *Shakes her head and turns back to Regina whose eyes are downcast* Regina, you are the strongest person I know, and everyone has their demons. You helped me face mine, now it's time for me to help you face yours, but I can't do it unless you tell me what it is you're so afraid of.
  • Regina: *Looks at Emma for a long moment* I'm afraid...of losing you.
  • The Queen: *Looks on in growing interest*
  • Emma: *Takes in a deep breath* oh Regina, I know that you're afraid of raising Henry alone, but- *stops short at seeing Regina shaking her head*
  • Regina: No, it's not just about Henry. Emma, I'm afraid of losing *you*. *turns and walks off a few paces*
  • Emma: *Sighs sadly* Regina, I...I know it's gonna be hard at first after *gulps* after I'm gone, but-
  • Regina: *Whirls around and yells, her eyes shining with unshed tears* I CAN'T LOSE YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!
  • Emma: *Mouth opens in shock*
  • Regina: I already lost Daniel and Robin, I...I can't lose you too...
  • The Queen: *Looks pleased* well done Regina. You're losing your fear. There may be hope for you yet. *poofs out leaving Emma and Regina alone*
H2O: Just Add Water {Sentence Starters}
  • "So have you decided what time for the party tonight?"
  • "Just because I've got these powers doesn't mean I'm amazing."
  • "So, we're floating, it's not like we're sinking."
  • "Lighten up, he doesn't suspect a thing."
  • "Why is everything sweet and nice all the time?"
  • "That doesn't mean we're married, does it?"
  • "Hey, I don't frolic. I glide."
  • "Maybe she/he doesn't like you. Did you think about that?"
  • "Anything I can do to get under his skin can't be a bad thing, can it?"
  • "What makes you think there's anything wrong?"
  • "I am not some lackey, I am not some all purpose-servant."
  • "Whatever happens, we're in this together."
  • "I'd change my name and go to the country, but that's just me."
  • "I don't care about you frolicking with the dolphins."
  • "I know how much you like it. Here."
  • "At least try and pretend you're having fun."
  • "She hangs round with you, so her standards must be pretty low."
  • "Don't you remember what it was like to be a kid?"
  • "Why would _____ want to waste her/his breath talking to you?"
  • "So that's the thanks I get? I gotta say it hurts, it hurts right here."
  • "Maybe you could try showing a little trust!"
  • "You were meant to stay up top and throw down a rope or something."
  • "I don't interfere with your lives, so stay out of mine."
  • "You're self-centered, you're vain, you're disgustingly rich."
  • "Friends don't give each other ultimatums."
  • "If anything happens to him, it'll be your fault!"
  • "I'm on a hunt and if I find what I'm looking for, I'll rewrite the history books."
  • "Stay right were you are. We don't want to have to hurt you."
  • "Where would you hide if you were a little kid?"
  • "AH! Why are my pants on fire?!"
  • "I tend to see the glass as being half full, you tend to see the glass as being something to hit people with!"
  • "Sick people make me feel- well, sick.
Grand Developments || Rysher
  • Asher: had brought back his guitar from their trip in Texas, deciding to try and hone his skill like he had before, even putting music to the occasional lyrics that would swirl around his head that he had written down on whatever he could in that moment, ranging from a receipt to a napkin. Even if it only served as a pastime, Asher sought out Open Mic Nights around cafes in the area, deciding to go to them when he could to sing an original song or do a cover of another song he liked. They were mostly acoustic renditions since he didn't have the entire equipment to wield out his electric guitar for a performance. People seemed to react positively for the most part, even if he on occasion saw someone on their phone, preferring to scroll through their social media than to pay attention to him. It was why he had to learn to close his eyes during his performances, even if it meant no longer keeping Ryder within eyesight. He had even invited along his friends and Grace to see him, and when they could, they'd come by, but it was mostly Ryder who had been an unwavering presence to every one of his Open Mic Night performances. It was why he had begun to regard him as his good luck charm before he sang, giving him a kiss for added good luck. Tonight, he was performing at a new coffee shop that he had never gone to before, and the energy seemed different, more vibrant, engaged. From the moment he sat down on the wooden stool in front of the microphone and introduced himself, everyone's eyes were on him. He said he'd do a cover, then an original song and both earned him a large round of applause and snaps, smiling once he stood up and thanked them for their time. As he got off the small stage, he was about to make his way towards Ryder when someone had gotten in his way and extended their hand to greet him. "I'm Thomas," he said with a large smile, teeth slightly crooked, a endearing lisp to his words. "You were amazing up there." Asher smiled back and thanked him, about to move around him to get to his boyfriend when he stopped him with a hand to his arm. "Have you ever thought about doing it professionally?" That piqued his interest, shaking his head as he said, "It's just something fun I do." Thomas smiled, green eyes sparkling as he gave his shoulder a squeeze. "I think today might be your lucky day because I'm willing to make a business proposition." Asher furrowed his brows, confused as to where he was going with this. "I'm a part of a band, me and three other guys. I play bass. We're looking for our leading man. You got the looks, you can sing, and you're not half-bad on the guitar. How would you feel about playing with us once or twice and then seeing if you want to make it a permanent thing?" Being in a band hadn't crossed his mind since he was a teenager, performing in his garage alongside his friends from high school. "I don't even know you guys," he sounded stupid, but it was a matter of fact, hoping that Thomas could understand his hesitance. "So, get to know us, duh! Come out with us this Saturday, and we'll have some drinks, maybe play a little. Bring along whoever you want, especially if it's this hunk," he winked at Ryder, flirting some, before he ultimately put his attention back towards Asher. "Hand me your phone." Without even bothering to contradict him, he took out his cellphone and gave it to him. He began to type in his phone number before he called his own phone, saying, "And now I have your number. I'll text you the details in a bit." He gave him a kiss to both cheeks, repeating the same for Ryder, though he ruffled Ryder's hair as an added tidbit before he left the coffee shop, the bell ringing overhead to signal someone had walked out. "What just happened?" Asher asked, blinking, unsure if he had just made that all up in his head.
10

Q: What’s the most frequent question you get on instagram?

D: ‘What’s my age?’.

C: Really?

D: I get that all the time.

In the locker room...
  • Mason: Deep breath Liam. It will be fine.
  • Liam: No it wont. He hates me. I can't do this. Mason please?
  • Mason: Okay.
  • Mason *Walks to Scott while Liam peeks around the corner*:
  • Mason *reading from a note*: Scott. I'm sorry I threw you to the floor and clawed you badly.
  • Scott: Erm?
  • Mason: I'm sorry that I wrestled you and bit you. I am sorry I made you a bloody mess.
  • Scott: Oh! I see.
  • Mason: I'm sorry I tried to become the Alpha.
  • Scott: It's fine. Really-
  • Mason: You're my Alpha and always will be. Ever since you first bit me, I've loved you Scott. Please forgive me.
  • Coach *Was listening the entire time*: I am profoundly disturbed! Part of me wants to know. The other half is telling me to walk away!
"Yeah, I speak two other languages"
  • English speaking countries: WOW, that's amazing!
  • Europe: Soooo... You good at maths or something?
At prom with Huckleberry
  • At prom
  • Farkle: can I have this dance?
  • Riley: sure. (Walk away to the dancefloor)
  • Lucas: Hey
  • Maya: Hi
  • Lucas: So...
  • Maya: So?
  • Lucas: having fun?
  • Maya: Not really. You?
  • Lucas: I'm ok. You wanna dance?
  • Maya: not really. You?
  • Lucas: I'm fine here...
  • Maya: Good. I'm gona go get something to drink... (Leaves)
  • Zay: real smooth you dumbass
  • Lucas: what?
  • Zay: you know what... That was painful to watch.
  • Lucas: well you don't have to look.
  • Zay: thankfully.
  • Lucas: So why are you still here?
  • Zay: I'm looking for a hot girl to dance with!
  • Lucas: Well there are a bunch of girls over there. Go away...
  • Zay: I will, gosh you are so jumpy when you are nervous.
  • Lucas: I'm not nervous...
  • Zay: Yea you are dude. You keep looking at Maya like a hungry hiena.
  • Lucas: I'm not! Anyway, what is that guy doing?
  • Zay: He's talking to Maya apparently.
  • Lucas: I can see that! I mean what does he want?
  • Zay: Probably a hot girl to dance with.
  • Lucas: She's gonna turn him down...
  • (Maya leaves her punch cup in a table and goes dance with the guy that just asked her)
  • Zay: you were saying?
  • Lucas: what the...? She just said she didn't wanted to dance...
  • Zay: Maybe she changed her mind, maybe she was just thirsty or maybe she just likes that guy more than you.
  • Lucas: Shut up Zay. She likes me.
  • Zay: Yeah... That's why she's dancing with someone else...
  • The song ends and Maya comes back with her drink, Farkle and Riley come back too.
  • Lucas: Who was that guy?
  • Riley: what guy?
  • Maya: Oooo just some one
  • Lucas: Maya?
  • Farkle: who are they talking about?
  • Zay: the guy Maya was dancing with...
  • Farkle: Oh... this is gonna be akward...
  • Zay: Yeah... He's so mad and jelous that he doesn't even realize he's out of limits here...
  • Maya: what do you care Huckleberry?
  • Lucas: I just wanna know who is he?
  • Maya: Why?
  • Lucas: Are you gonna keep dancing with him?
  • Maya: why do you care? Is not like I can't dance with whoever asks me...
  • Lucas: I asked you first!
  • Maya: you just said you'll rather stay here!
  • Lucas: I meant that (music stops) I wanted to be with you!
  • Everybody falls quiet and turns to see Lucas...
  • Lucas: Yeah! I said it.
  • Maya turns around embarassed and walks away, out to the hall.
  • Zay: real smooth dumbass
  • Lucas: shut up Zay! (Goes behind Maya)
  • Out in the hall
  • Lucas: Maya wait up.
  • Maya: what were you thinking? Now everybody is gonna think you and I are a couple!
  • Lucas: I'm sorry. I just... One minute... The music was too loud, and then it stopped... And I couldn't help it...
  • Maya: Just stop...
  • Lucas: I can't, I need to talk to you
  • Maya: why now? Why now after all we've been trough? We said we were all gonna stay friends!
  • Lucas: I know! I'm sorry...
  • Maya: Stop!
  • Lucas: I can't ok! I wanna stop, but the moment I do I know someone else is gonna step in and take you away and I can't have that! I can't loose you!
  • Maya: You are not gonna loose me Huckleberry! I'm here. We'll be friends forever...
  • Lucas: (turns away exasperated, hands messing his hair and walking around) that's not what I mean... This is not right...
  • Maya: Lucas, calm down...
  • Lucas: I can't calm down... I'm trying to tell you something
  • Maya: then tell me!
  • Lucas: I get mad when I see other guys trying to get to you.
  • Maya: you can't... How are we gonna stay friends when I start to date other guys?
  • Lucas: that's the thing, I don't want you dating other guys...
  • Maya: Lucas, Sooner or later I'm gonna fall inlove and so will you. That doesn't mean we'll stop being friends.
  • Lucas: yes it does. Maya, I'm already in love.
  • Maya: (looks at him with wide eyes and open mouth) well... Who is she? Is it Riley? Sarah? Darby? Who?
  • Lucas: (smiles) why do you care?
  • Maya: I don't... Go tell your girlfriend you love her!
  • Lucas: I tried, but it came out wrong. And she's mad at me... And now she wants to date other people...
  • Maya: well she must be stupid if she doesn't love you back. May I know her name at least? Do I know her? Is she in our class? Don't tell me... I think I'm not ready to hear this-
  • Lucas: Maya... Stop
  • Maya: because, For a moment I though The girl you were talking about was me... So stupid right?... Well I'm gladd you found your bether half-
  • Lucas: Maya, you are a lot of thing but you're not stupid-
  • Maya: And I hope you two are happy together-
  • Lucas: Maya, stop talking-
  • Maya: And I want you to be happy with whoever you want-
  • Lucas: I'm sorry Maya, but you leave me no choice-
  • Maya: what?
  • Lucas kisses Maya in the mouth, making her stop talking and showing her what he means... She stays frozen for a minute and Lucas takes one step back looking at her eyes, looking for any sign that she's angry, happy or whatever... But she's silent... Until
  • Maya: what was that for?
  • Lucas: you wouldn't shut up and I needed to tell you who I'm inlove with-
  • Maya: Don't you think your girlfriend is gonna mind that you kissed me? What is wrong with you? You need some serious therapy-
  • Lucas laughs and then kisses her yet again, and Maya lets him but opens her eyes mid kiss and pushes him away
  • Maya: stop that! Stop laughin! Is not funny.
  • Lucas: it is.
  • Maya: why did you do that?
  • Lucas: because I love you.
  • Maya: but you just said you were in love with someone else! You playing with me?
  • Lucas: I said I was in love with someone and that I was trying to tell her... I was trying to tell you! I'm in love with you!
  • Maya: you are a dumbass! You could have told me instead of making me feel all sort of things like a damn rollercoaster!
  • Lucas: yeah, I've been told once or twice... So, I made you feel things?
  • Maya: shut up... Dumbass... I'm still mad at you...
  • Lucas: why? What did I do now?
  • Maya: you're such a Huckleberry...
  • Lucas: well you are a shortstack of pancakes...
  • Maya: is that all you got?
  • Lucas: No... You wanna tangle with me?
  • Maya: I think I do now.
  • Lucas: Good to hear. Wanna dance with me?
  • Maya: yeah. Though you'll never ask...
  • They return to the dance and keep on dancing till prom is over.
friends sentence starters
  • ❝Ooh, I'm a man! Ooh, I have a penis! Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women!❞
  • ❝When are you coming back home?❞
  • ❝You owe me a cat.❞
  • ❝Hey, that's not for you, bitch!❞
  • ❝I'm so sick of guys!❞
  • ❝I know we've both said some things we don't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other.❞
  • ❝Alright, let's play Twister!❞
  • ❝Is it my hair?❞
  • ❝You're not dating anybody, are you? Because I met someone perfect for you.❞
  • ❝I promise it won't ever happen again.❞
  • ❝This is so typical! I'm always the last one to know everything.❞
  • ❝Could you please tell me what this is in reference to?❞
  • ❝Gum would be perfection!❞
  • ❝I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now.❞
  • ❝You just barge in here and don't knock?!❞
  • ❝Well aren't we mister 'The Glass Is Half Empty'!❞
  • ❝Twice.❞
  • ❝Things were fine the way they were!❞
  • ❝We need a new table.❞
  • ❝I think that bitch cracked my tooth.❞
  • ❝I feel violated.❞
  • ❝The doctor said it's a matter of hours.❞
  • ❝It's new, it's German, it's extra tough!❞
  • ❝I see pizza!❞
Send me a sentence for my muse's reaction (Natalie Portman Edition)
  • "I lied to you, when you asked me if I loved you, and I said no. Remember?"
  • "You're not even glad that I called are you? You don't care if you ever see me again. You don't give a damn about me, do you? You know, I'm sorry I called you."
  • "Bonnie and Clyde didn't work alone. Thelma and Louise didn't work alone. And they were the best."
  • "In my stomach. It's all warm. I always had a knot there and now... it's gone."
  • "I like to mash snow. It gives me a tremendous feeling of self-satisfaction."
  • "What we've been doing lately is smoking massive amounts of drugs, binging on Entenmann's and listening to old Pink Floyd CD's."
  • "You're breaking my heart! You're going down a path I cannot follow!"
  • "I think I might be pregnant. You remember that guy I told you about last month?"
  • "You feel that? That little bom-bom-bom? That's where the heart is."
  • "I don't know what they're talking about. I have to look up every other word in the dictionary then I have to look up those words in the children's dictionary. Takes me a half hour to read a page."
  • "Are those initials on your underwear?"
  • "If I had my way they'd take metal altogether out of this world. Every blade, every gun."
  • "My mom always says that, when she can see I'm like working something out in my head, she's like, 'you're in it right now' and I'm looking at you're telling this story, and you're definitely in it."
  • "OK, so... so... sometimes I lie. I mean, I'm weird, man. About random stuff too, I don't even know why I do it. It's like... it's like a tick, I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, WOW, that wasn't even remotely true."
  • "We're not gonna make out or anything, okay?"
  • "You don't realize, this is good, this doesn't happen often in your life. We can work this stuff out. I want to help you, you know? We need each other…"
  • "Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, 'I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it', and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet you there was one."
  • "How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?"
  • "Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off - but it's better if you do."
  • "It's the only way to leave. 'I don't love you anymore. Goodbye.'"
  • "Where is this love? I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words."
  • "Go on, hit me. It's what you want. come on, hit me, fucker!"
  • "What will you do if I find someone else?"
  • "I think monogamy goes against our basic biology."
  • "I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird."
  • "You give me premature ventricular contractions."
  • "You texted me that you were dying."
  • "When we stand next to each other it looks like he's kidnapping me."
  • "Yeah, talking. Communicating. Relationship stuff. If we were in a relationship I would become a weird scary version of myself. My throat starts constricting. The walls start throbbing. It's like a peanut allergy, like an emotional peanut allergy."
  • "I don't know what I thought. I guess I wanted to hear your voice. I mean, I know we broke up but."
  • "How do you know where I live?"
  • "I just want to be perfect."
  • "He doesn't deserve you."
  • "Look at us. Forever reduced to meeting in secret like this. Speaking in whispers. Hardly conducive to passion."

anonymous asked:

Today in PE, my Chinese friend told me that I'm "not a real Chinese person" because I can't speak Chinese, and when I told her that I'm still half Cantonese even though I don't speak it, she straight up told me, "I don't care". When I told my other Chinese friend, she told me, "Culturally you're not really Chinese, but you can still say that you have Chinese blood when talking about your ethnicity." I guess it's not really a big deal, but it still hurts when I think about it :c

Don’t listen to them, you are Chinese regardless of your ability to speak the language or not. It’s rather annoying to hear a fellow Chinese said that to you but that shouldn’t discourage you at all.

And that whole Chinese blood statement is just silly, like, you are Chinese. That’s it. And culturally you’re not Chinese? How do people come up with nonsense like this?

I’m sorry you had to deal with that, I’m just going to say it again… You’re Chinese although you don’t speak Cantonese/Mandarin/Hokkien/etc.

- Diva