i'm watching him get there okay



Remember that time?
  • Harry: Hey guys, remember that time I refused to shake Malfoy's hand?
  • Ron: Haha, yeah, good times!
  • Harry: What about the time I threw mud at him by the Shrieking Shack?
  • Hermione: I still can't believe you didn't get in more trouble for that!
  • Harry: And remember how I used the map to follow him around sixth year?
  • Ron: Haha...
  • Hermione: *rolls eyes*
  • Harry: Okay, well, remember that time I snuck into the Slytherin dorms under the cloak to watch him wank, and then I stole his pants but he noticed so he followed me back here and then I panicked and tied him to my bed? And then remember when I freaked out and left him bound and gagged upstairs LITERALLY STILL IN MY BED?
  • Ron:
  • Hermione:
  • Harry:
  • Hermione: Uh...
  • Harry: HAHA yeah me neither

can i just say, i’m really really proud of mark? he’s only 17 and he’s already being looked up to by singers and celebrities much older than him and based on the preview for snowball project you can tell he’s having so much fun and being so happy on the show making music and having the opportunity to make new friends. i’m very happy for him and i’m glad he’s getting the recognition he deserves, this boy is pure gold

anonymous asked:

Okay I can't seem to stop watching that video, every single face in that is completely perfect how did you draw Yuuri so perfectly,, I didn't know someone's face could be so perfect and i now have some serious new art goals to work towards,,, thank you

ajfddjfkl thank you so much??? have this MS paint yuuri  (´♡`)

evamoans  asked:

prompt: isak taking care of even in one way or another, maybe he has food poisoning because isak decided to cook food for him in their new apartment :)

Hello there, @evamoans my dear! I’m so, SO sorry for how late this is–between a couple of trips and work being crazy, the prompts in my inbox got away from me (also, I’m the worst, which I think is well-known at this point). But I loved your prompt and couldn’t leave it unfilled, so here you go! It got way too long and way too schmoopy, OOPS. Thank you for sending it my way! Can also be found on AO3 here.

the boyfriend experience

The thing is—and Isak supposes it should come as no surprise, given the ludicrously romantic timing and circumstances of their first kiss—Even is an absolutely phenomenal boyfriend.

And it’s not just the comforting, casual touches and the unreasonably frequent cuddling and the life-altering, mind-blowing sex, either.

(Although that stuff is pretty damn good.)

(Like, seriously. He cannot over-emphasize how good it is.)

It’s the soothing backrubs, and making sure Isak eats breakfast before school, and surprising Isak with baked goods or coffee or little trinkets that remind Even of something Isak said the previous week. It’s knowing when Isak is one textbook paragraph away from studying himself to an early grave and coaxing him into taking a break with the promise of sleep or snacks or Netflix (and yes, sometimes sexual favors are on the table. Hell, sometimes they take place on the table). 

It’s knowing when to press and when to hold back, when to offer quiet support and when to take the lead. Knowing when Isak needs to be alone because he got a shitty text from his shitty father, and when he needs to talk about it, or be spooned within an inch of his life, or fuck to forget.

The point is: Even is great. Even is perfect. So perfect, in fact, that the alarming and ever-growing disparity between them, in terms of boyfriend-ing, has become impossible to ignore. Try as he might to talk himself down, Isak can’t quite stop that ugly fear from gnawing at him—the fear that Even will wake up one day and suddenly realize, fuck, why in God’s name am I doing all this work for a smelly, socially awkward slob with no money and no skills and Dorito crumbs in his bed?

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Will You Fake Date Me? (Jimin Fluffy Imagine)
  • Y/N sits on the couch enjoying a delicious bowl of popcorn. Her eyes are glued to the screen where a scary movie plays. Y/N's eyes widen in anticipation, her mouth ajar. She lifts a handful of popcorn to her mouth when-
  • JIMIN: Y/N!
  • Jimin barges through her front door. His small figure is illuminated by the moon of the dark night.
  • Y/N: AHHHHH!
  • By pure reflex, and not a hint of maliciousness, Y/N flings the tin bowl of popcorn at Jimin, showering her living room in kernels and nailing Jimin in the head.
  • JIMIN: OW! Y/N! What the hell?
  • Jimin massages the blow to his head.
  • Y/N: Jimin, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
  • JIMIN: Yeah, I'm fine.
  • After hearing this, Y/N proceeds to smack Jimin upside the head.
  • JIMIN: OW!?
  • Y/N: That was for scaring me. How did you even get in here?
  • Jimin plops himself down on the couch with a sour expression and his hands rubbing the spot on his head that had received yet another blow.
  • JIMIN: The door was unlocked. You know for someone who watches a bunch of thriller movies, you really don't take all the necessary precautions.
  • Y/N sits beside him and pauses the movie.
  • Y/N: Why are you here? Shouldn't you be on a date with 'Super hot as fuck' Irene.
  • Y/N tries to pull off her best imitation of Jimin when she says, "Super hot as fuck" but her voice comes out a lot deeper than his.
  • JIMIN: Why don't we just call her 'Super hot bitch' 'cuz it turns she only asked me to come out to make Taehyung jealous.
  • Y/N: Seriously?
  • JIMIN: Yes seriously. I just can't believe I thought she actually wanted to go out with me. You know to actually date me.
  • Y/N pauses. She doesn't really know what to say in this situation. She's used to always being the one sulking and Jimin cheering her up.
  • JIMIN: Okay you can stop with the pity stares. I'll live.
  • Y/N: You came to the right place Jimin. My shoulders aren't as sturdy as Jin's but they are here for your tears.
  • Jimin bursts out laughing. Y/N flings kernels of popcorn on the couch at him.
  • JIMIN: That was terrible. Thank you.
  • Jimin sighs.
  • JIMIN: As much as I'd like to stop holding back my tears, I came here on strict business.
  • Y/N raises her eyebrow.
  • Y/N: I'm all ears Agent Chim.
  • JIMIN: I want you to fake date me.
  • Y/N pauses.
  • Y/N: If this were a movie, this would be the perfect moment for a spit take.
  • JIMIN: Y/N, I'm serious.
  • Y/N: You're joking.
  • JIMIN: I just said 'I'm serious'
  • Y/N: That's insane. Friends don't just fake date each other.
  • JIMIN: How would we know? To us it wouldn't be fake dating.
  • Y/N: Jimin, shut up. No way, I am not fake dating you.
  • JIMIN: Please, Y/N, I need your help.
  • Jimin grabs Y/N's hand in his. He tilts his head and pouts his lips. Y/N shakes her head at him.
  • Y/N: Why? Why would we even need to do this?
  • JIMIN: I want Irene to want me. I want her to see what she could have had. What we could have been.
  • Y/N frowns and pulls her fingers away from Jimin's
  • Y/N: Why do you like her so much?
  • JIMIN: What do you mean?
  • Y/N: What's so great about her? I mean yeah she's pretty and all but so are lots of girls. What's so different about her?
  • Jimin pauses. You can tell he's thinking pretty hard about this. He slumps back on the couch and stares into his lap.
  • JIMIN: Honestly I have no idea.
  • Y/N: See? You want to do all this for a girl you don't even really like.
  • JIMIN: I do like her. I just don't know what I like about her.
  • Y/N huffs and the two sit awkwardly in silence on the couch for a moment. A few times Jimin starts his sentence to name something he likes about Irene but then falls back into thought. Eventually Y/N breaks the silence and says.
  • Y/N: You know, if you had just asked me to go on a date with you, I would have said yes.
  • JIMIN: You mean like a real date?
  • Y/N: Yeah, a real date. I kinda get how you felt earlier about Irene using you to get to Taehyung now. And its not your fault. I should of told you earlier Jimin. I like you.
  • Jimin's eyes are wide. He stares at Y/N who is looking down into her lap awaiting for his response. Eventually she breaks the silence again.
  • Y/N: You're my best friend Jimin and I would do anything to help you but fake dating you would be so much harder for me than you think because that's probably the closest we would ever get to becoming more than friends.
  • Y/N gets up off the couch and slowly makes her way to the landing of the stairs.
  • Y/N: It's late. I'm going to bed. You can let yourself out. Goodnight Jimin.
  • Y/N reaches the first step of the stairs when Jimin calls-
  • JIMIN: Wait!
  • Y/N stops at the step and turns around to face Jimin.
  • JIMIN: When you asked me what I liked about Irene, I couldn't think of anything. But when you said what you said right now, I asked myself what I liked about you, and there were so so many reasons Y/N. I like everything about you. Even the annoying things aren't that annoying. Y/N, I think I like you too.
  • A/N:
  • Hello! This is my first time writing an imagine in screenplay format. I tried to incorporate both into one and this is what we got. I really hope you guys liked this because this was a lot of fun to write. Also to the Anon who requested this, I'm sure this wasn't what you imagined but I hope you liked it all the same. Thanks for all the support guys! Thanks @limseoyeon
  • ~Armygirl

quietgodhead  asked:

I take my dog Haru to the dog park frequently (I also walk him every day). I'm having issues with other people at the dog park. I watch Haru closely and he usually plays very nicely (he does bows and lays down a lot) but sometimes he gets overzealous playing with dogs who obviously aren't interested. Today a man very aggressively pulled Haru and told me to "do something" (I was right there trying to pull him away myself). Is it okay for me to be mad? How should I resolve this with other owners?

Sometimes you have to help your dog understand social cues.

My dog is also someone who loves to play with dogs that obviously don’t want to play. He will tag their butts and run away enticing them to chase him. It’s cute, but also annoying. The other dog is snapping at him to communicate that they want him to leave them alone, but he is using that as motivation to stay engaged.

To help, you have to intervene right at the moment another dog gives those corrections. Don’t wait for them to both get upset, be ready with a leash or verbal command to redirect Haru before he gets into trouble. Give a command, like leave it, and walk him away until his focus is no longer on that dog.

Some dogs naturally defer from situations like that, but others just need some help. I always say dog parks are a place to stay engaged with your dog, not a place to watch from afar. Not all dogs know how to socialize properly, but it is something you can/should help with. Especially at the dog park.

Mafia AU: BTS' reaction to their S/O being the little sister of the rival gang leader and when their brother tries to hurt the member they kill their own brother.
  • WARNING: I KNOW Y'ALL WOULDN'T KILL YOUR BROTHERS SO DON'T ATTACK ME. THIS IS MERELY A REQUEST THAT LOOKED INTERESTING AND I DID IT. OK now, Yo. This title. I Hope this is what you wanted, this gon be my first time writing a Mafia thing. Please send feedback if you can guys. ~ ♥♥
  • ————————
  • Jin/Kim Seokjin:
  • Very shocked that you would kill your own family member for him. He watched as you took out the gun He had given you only to protect yourself but here you are protecting him shooting your brother for him. He was planning on killing him sooner or later but this wasn't the way anyone thought it would go down.
  • Jin: Wasn't that your brother? You just..
  • You: He.. He was going to hurt you a..and I was scared. I'm sorry.
  • Jin: You don't need to apologize. -He holds your hand-
  • You: -You look at Jin unable to stare at your dead brother any longer- I killed him. Was it.. right for me to.. kill him?
  • Jin: It was right. I'm sure it was the right decision.
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Suga/Min Yoongi:
  • He would think hard about what you just did. Killing your brother for him, he felt some happiness but also some worry. Exactly how far would you go to protect him? You were willing to kill a blood relative for him, would you die for him??
  • Yoongi: Y/n? -You were still holding the gun up, looking at your brother in shock-
  • Yoongi: You can put the gun down. -He takes it from your hands- It's done now.
  • You: I shot him.
  • Yoongi: You did.
  • You: I.. -Still staring at your brother-
  • Yoongi: -He wraps his arm around your shoulders- Let's go, there's no need to stay any longer.
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • J-Hope/Jung Hoseok:
  • He watched the argument go down. He'd be confused as to how you gathered enough mental strength do such a thing. Even he would hesitate if he had to kill family. You didn't seem too proud of your decision anyway though.
  • Hobi: Are you okay?
  • You: Sure, killing my brother was simple. Of course I'm not okay Hoseok.
  • Hobi: I was planning on killing him at some point anyway.
  • You: Hoseok! -You smack his arm-
  • Hobi: It's the truth. -He holds your face-
  • Hobi: Let's get home. I believe I have something pleasurable at home that'll make you feel better, kitten.
  • ~~~~~~~~
  • Rap Monster/Kim Namjoon:
  • He was extremely worried about you, He saw tears go down your face as you held the gun up. He thought you wouldn't be able to do it but you did it, he wanted to know what you were thinking and feeling that made you shoot your brother for him.
  • Namjoon: Baby? It's okay, calm down.
  • You: I killed him. I killed my brother. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. My god.
  • Namjoon: Sh. Come here. -He holds you tightly against him- You protected me. I love you for that. I love you and appreciate you. Thank you, baby. Thank you.
  • You: Namjoon I'm scared, wasn't there another way? I don't..
  • Namjoon: Maybe there was but what's done is done okay? He was dangerous, his death was coming anyway.
  • ~~~~~~~~~
  • Jimin/Park Jimin:
  • Smiling, shocked, as a Mafia boss who has been waiting for this guy to die and for him to be killed by his own sister was too interesting. He of course would make sure you felt okay, although he felt proud of you he also felt worried, you just killed your sibling.
  • Jimin: You okay, honey? -He rubs his thumb against your cheek-
  • You: I feel tired, physically, emotionally, and mentally.
  • Jimin: -Now takes your hand and starts making you walk- We're leaving. You know? At some point someone else was going to kill him.
  • You: I-I guess.. Are you trying to make me feel better?
  • Jimin: Is it working?
  • You: I don't know.
  • Jimin: We'll be in bed in the dark, and after tonight you can tell me if it worked.
  • ~~~~~~~~
  • V/Kim Taehyung:
  • Worried x100 for you. Although you knew what he did, he never expected you to get involved this much. After doing that he would immediately run towards and hold your face asking you if you're Okay.
  • Tae: Do you know what you did? Are you okay? Can you move?
  • You: I killed him.. I don't know. Oh my god I killed him.. Taehyung I killed him! -Mental breakdown-
  • Tae: Sh. Sh. Y/n listen to me. Calm down I know it's hard but just listen. I believe you did it for a good reason. You did this feeling that it was right.
  • You: Was it? Was it right?
  • Tae: ... Yes, It was right.
  • ~~~~~~~
  • Jungkook/Jeon Jungkook:
  • Jungkook was a cold mafia leader; he never thought you had the heart to kill a sibling for him but apparently you did and that made him quite moved. He looked at you trying to figure out how you felt about your decision. Trying to see if you regretted what you did.
  • Kook: You did good.
  • You: -Unable to say anything-
  • Kook: -Rubbing your shoulders- I know it's hard to process but I promise you this was the correct decision.
  • Kook: Staring at him isn't going to change what happened to him.
  • You: -Still shocked, unable to speak or move-
  • Kook would end up having to carry you back. He understood what had just happened and some of how you felt. He hopes you'll feel better about your decision someday.
  • ~~~~~~
  • Note: I tried to make all of them have different reactions so that I could maybe catch one your personality's. 💙

anonymous asked:

THIS IS 100% TRUE! Okay, so I'm Khonjin-kin and my boyfriend knows this. The problem is that he doesn't know what's KH is. However, we were watching movies at his place the other day and he said, "I have a surprise for you." He left for a minute and came back with a pizza box. He then proudly said with a mediocre spag impression, "Did someone order a pep-pep-pepperoni pizza?" And inside the box was spaghetti! I was soooo mad! How can I get back at him?

This is the cutest thing I’ve read all day I actually teared up a little bit. 

Additional information:

+ Jungkook is secretly still in his Emo phase don’t tell aNYONE 👀
+ The reason why he went to Bangtan instead of any of the other schools he could have gone to was because of joon
+ His inspiration to play was Yoongi’s dad. Jungkook’s parents were both fans of him, and showed some old tapes of him playing. He then watched yoonji and yoongi play, and was amazed by them. But then he saw Joon. Shit went down that night.
+ Whenever he makes a mistake, he really gets down on himself
+ He plays better under pressure
+ He has like a 3ft vertical no biggie :,)

anonymous asked:

OKAY BUT CAN WE GET THE HAPPY ENDING FOR THE SWITCH VERSE AU?? i'm feeling very angsty about it right now

“Evan!” Sidney shouts. “Evan!”

“Where could he even go?” Geno asks, feeling just as panicked as Sidney sounded. “He so little! Can’t reach doorknob.”

“I don’t care, I don’t care, you told me you were going to watch him!” Sidney takes a deep breath. “Okay. Okay. He couldn’t have left the arena. Oh God. Do you think somebody took him? Oh, God–”

“It’s okay, Sid, we’ll find him,” Flower assures him. “He couldn’t have gone far.”

“Daddy!” Evan yells, his voice faint. Sidney freezes. Geno’s head whips up to his left, down a hallway. “Daddy! Is Pa! He’s here!”

Sidney’s eyes widen, then breaks into a run. “Oh no. He’s with someone. Oh God, it’s actually kidnappers.”

“His facial recognition isn’t that bad, is it?” Flower stops just in time before he bumps into Sidney, who is now standing very, very still and gaping at the sight before him. “Hey, what the hell–” He looks up. “Oh. Oh, shit.”

“What’s going on? Where kidnapper?” Geno pants out as he catches up to the pair. “Where he–”

Geno pauses as he stares right at his own twin, the same hair, same face, same everything except for a ring on his left hand, a man holding Evan in his arms and looking at Sidney like he can’t decide to cry or laugh. He spares a glance at Geno and Flower, before settling back on Sidney like he’s drinking the man in.

Sidney,” he utters, his voice breaking. “Sidney, is really–”

Sidney doesn’t move. Evan pats the man’s face, giggling. “Daddy, is Pa. Pa come find us.”

“I swear to God, if this is just me hallucinating–” Sidney breaks off, but his feet are already bringing him closer to the man. “I can’t–”

“Is me, Sid,” the man promises, drawing Sidney in with one arm around his waist. “Is really me. I’m miss you, Sidney, miss you and Evan so bad, think everything just bad dream but–”

Sidney lets out a choking sound like he’s drowning, and he doesn’t hesitate before cupping his husband’s face and kissing him. He pulls back, laughing wetly. “Zhenya. Zhenya. You’re my husband, right? You’re my husband?”

“Yes, always, Sid,” the man says frantically. “Forever, long as you have me–”

“Oh, thank God,” Sidney sobs out, as Geno nuzzles his neck. “Thank God.” 

And from behind the couple, Sidney, the NHL captain Sidney, walks sheepishly to Geno and Flower’s side, his hands stuck in his pockets. “Hey, guys.”

Flower’s the first to hug him. “Sid. That’s the first thing you say after going missing for a week? How did you even–Damn it, Sid–”

Sidney chuckles self-consciously, glancing at Geno, then at the family behind him. “Sorry. This has probably been a really weird week for you–”

“Not weird,” Geno says, then admits. “Okay. Little bit weird. But good weird. Professor you speak Russian. We talk some.”

“Oh, yeah, I figured that out too,” his Sidney says. “Crazy, eh? And you guys keep going on about my crap French.” Then he looks down at his shoes. “Just…you know what I mean.” 

“They look good family,” Geno says quietly, sneaking a glance at his counterpart, who is currently blowing raspberries on Evan’s cheeks. He still has one arm locked around his Sidney. “Look happy.”

“They do.”

“Maybe one day I have. Would be nice.”

Sidney still doesn’t look up, but Geno his face reddening. “It would be really nice.”

It Isn’t What it Looks Like, Really!

For @crazylazydays prompt- sorry it took so long it started out short and fluffy and then my semi-angsty ass decided to get intense AND NOW IT’S 2400 WORDS OOPS. I hope you enjoy it :)))))

“It’s not what it looks like, really!”

“It looks like Nursey’s head is stuck in-between the posts of the stairs…”

“Oh, then it’s exactly what it looks like.”

Earlier That Day…

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anonymous asked:

I finally had a moment of self-realization. Every time I don't know how to characterize someone, I either make them dorks, pyros or both. This includes villains or otherwise unsympathetic-in-canon persons. Why is this important? Because if I ever write a Marauders' Era HP fic, I'm making Orion Black that one guy who will set the house on fire if someone (read: Walburga) isn't watching him at any given time. Because the Black brothers had to get their lack of self preservation from somewhere.


Okay, yes, headcanon accepted. Also probably like 98.3% of why Walburga looks so sour all the time. She may have married the idiot, but if she’d known

anonymous asked:

what if sans isn't a slur-everything drunk but is like that drunk that could pass for 100% sober except he's super open and will say the first thing on his mind if he isn't actively watching so like "sans you've had thirty beers are you sure you can get home safely" "nope i'm probably gonna teleport into a wall and suffocate but who cares its all gonna reset anyways :D" "Uh... are you okay?" "what is okay"

Ok i freaking love that route - that would be so amazing O-O’’

Just imagine: Papyrus finding him, being all quiet and offended, and Sans attacking him with brutal honesty about this whole situation, oh man…

okay I’m two episodes through with my trash rewatch and I have thoughts/feelings (definitely lots of those):

  • Lucy accuses Flynn twice to his face of killing his family, and he doesn’t bother at all trying to explain to her that he didn’t do it. He is just (surprise) so one-track-minded focused on Rittenhouse that he keeps repeating it to her and insisting that she find out who they are.
  • so when she accuses him in 1x14 of not telling her who her dad was if he knew all along…. girlfriend, he kind of did??
  • but she’s just NOT AFRAID of him, he finds her in the train station in 1x02 being a smug jackass all “Lucy, we have to stop meeting like this” (yeah dude, on your SECOND ADVENTURE, you’re convinced that you have this ~cute secret meetup society~ going on…. oh the hubris and delusion of Garcia Flynn, oh babe seriously)
  • and she’s like you son of a bitch what did you do to my sister and just goes after him, and he doesn’t even care, he’s like you’re gonna help me it’s the future, now please don’t get in my way k bai
  • also, “I’m not trying to DESTROY America, I’m trying to SAVE IT!!” and Lucy is confused but she doesn’t exactly know what to say to that, and she of course doesn’t tell Rufus and Wyatt that she talked to him
  • his facial expressions the entire time he’s dealing with Booth and his muttered “actors…” are the best, also Flynn, buddy, friend, pal, you have like 0% right to tell anyone off for being melodramatic WHEN YOU ARE LITERALLY THE MOST MELODRAMATIC INDIVIDUAL IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, DO NOT FIGHT IT YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE
  • also everyone keeps describing Flynn as “tall” and over here my ass is like huh huh huhyyyup 6′4″ and I clearly have no weaknesses at all for such a type
  • and when he barges into the box at Ford’s Theatre and Lucy’s there, he is GENUINELY STUNNED AND THROWN. He was not planning on this and he does not want it. He stares at her and lowers his gun and is about to possibly do something else, but remembers why he’s there and just kind of grabs Lucy and throws her onto the couch and shoots Lincoln and jumps out of the box, because Garcia Flynn is a terrible human being who makes bad choices.
  • this after he was shooting like crazy at Wyatt earlier (also something Flynn enjoys doing apart from a) being A-Number-One Lucy Preston Fanboy and b) making aforesaid bad choices). Again, he doesn’t try in any serious way to hurt her, he just wants her out of his way. Wyatt, yeah, dude’s trying to kill him, he’ll do the same, but not Lucy.
  • don’t get me wrong – he’s a shitty dude who does shitty things, especially when we’re only two episodes in and he’s just basically a one man wrecking ball, but okay there’s just this whole ~THING with them from the start and it’s dark and twisty and so good
  • aka basically pure shipping crack cocaine for me
  • I regret all/none of my choices
  • feed my hunger
  • feed it

brickerbeetle  asked:

soumako + bartender AU :D

Sousuke doesn’t like this bar that much; it’s loud in a way more cacophonic than pleasant, the lights are dim enough he has to contain his sprawl so as not to trip other customers, and for some reason it seems that few of the men and even fewer of the women can read the clear “leave me alone” in his body language.

But, the bartender - who gets hit on all the time and Sousuke doesn’t dare lest he get lumped in with the others who alternate between schmooze and sleaze and flattery, none of which gets anyone anywhere - the bartender is gorgeous. With a smile for everyone and a charm to keep his clientele sighing over him rather than turning angry or frustrated with the constant refusals, and green eyes that could melt glass, and graceful hands that Sousuke can’t stop watching - he’d be enough to drive a man to drink, if Sousuke wasn’t already.

  • Roy: Check it out, losers. Guess who got Scarecrow!
  • Dick: Nice! How'd it go down?
  • Jason: We chased him through a subway tunnel, back up through the storm drain, Roy and I got engaged, and then we busted him with fear drugs in his sock.
  • Dick: Wait, wait, wait. What'd you just say?
  • Roy: It was in his sock. This dummy, he never thinks we're gonna check his socks.
  • Tim: No, before that, weirdo. The getting engaged part?
  • Jason: Oh, yeah. We got engaged.
  • Stephanie: Engaged engaged?
  • Roy: Yeah.
  • Tim: As in, to be wed?
  • Jason: Yeah.
  • Duke: Seriously?
  • Roy and Jason: Yeah.
  • Dick: Amazing! We wants deets. Tell us everything!
  • Roy: I don't want to toot my own horn or anything, but it was super romantic.
  • Flashback: ♪ ♪
  • Jason: You follow. I'll cut him off in the alley.
  • Roy: Okay, wait. You want to get married?
  • Jason: Yep.
  • End flashback: ♪ ♪
  • Natasha: What's it like being taller than 5'2"?? Like, you guys can reach things, huh? Weird.
  • Steve: *nervously* IDK, I used to BE a short person, but being constantly sick kept me grounded. I don't think you and I faced the same problems.
  • Natasha: Source??????
  • Steve: *sigh* Yesterday, I watched you climb on top of Clint while he was eating, to get something off a shelf. You didn't even ask him, you just climbed that boy like a tree.
  • Everyone: *looks at clint*
  • Clint: *looks uncomfortable* *shrugs* I'm... used to it...
  • Tony: You looked terrified. You didn't blink the entire time she was up there.
  • Clint: *nodding slowly* Yeah, but... I just... listen, I'm just REALLY glad she wasn't wearing shoes this time, okay?
  • Everyone: *shudders in horror*
  • Natasha: I have him well trained.

Okay now.Do you see that shoulder shrug jungkook does after he says “nope”? Well, that means he does not believe what he is saying at.all. It is a lie. (Okay maybe I had watched many episodes of Lie to Me yesterday but…)It is science,it is true. People do that subconsciously when they are lying.

I was just so surprised to see that and just need to get that out of my chest
I can die in peace now😂

*The gifs are not mine