i'm very very biased

tsureh  asked:

another headcanon ask! What were some of the best moments of aku's childhood, as rare as they may be? ( ◕‿◕✿) And/or how would yall sort these nerds into Hogwarts Houses? (◠﹏◠✿)

we’re sorry for taking so long to answer this jkgldfjlgd!!

honestly, aku’s childhood probably had no good highlights to it. but if u really wanted to think of something, then we have two things to say on it!!

🌙 that was when his interest in calligraphy was born!! he didn’t know how to read or write back then but he could still appreciate store signs written in beautiful fonts, and he started wishing he could write like that someday.

🌙 he used to use rashomon to make harmless things like flowers and animals, especially to gin–who thought it was all really cool. he always felt happy around his sister, so the only memories he treasure from his childhood are the ones he’s with her.

🌙 aku’s childhood sucked ass tbh there’s probably nothing good about it if we’re being realistic!! which is unfortunate because this boy only deserves good things…………. i’m so sad.

as for hogwarts houses, it’s time for me, a huge hp nerd, to shine!!!!

🌙 in gryffindor, we have atsushi–who swears he’s a hufflepuff but is too brave for his own good–and chuuya, who shows some slytherin traits but not enough for him to belong to it.

🌙 in ravenclaw, i’d say we have kunikida and ranpo, two huge nerds. kunikida reminds me of That One Kid that reminds the teacher they sent homework even though they forgot, and ranpo is just too smart to belong anywhere else.

🌙 in hufflepuff, there’s the beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world too pure kenji and tanizaki, who also shows traits of a gryffindor but is too mild, so he ended up in hufflepuff (which is mod aku’s house!).

🌙 in slytherin–that’s mod ryuu’s house–we have our local problematic faves, dazai and akutagawa. dazai is intelligent, much like a ravenclaw, but he uses his knowledge to further his goals and other needs that only have meaning to himself, and he’s not above using others for that. akutagawa is one angsty emo fuck and i can’t see him in any other house except slytherin tbh it just fits him.

My version of the signs based on people I know
  • Aries: acts tough but is secretly always sad. Will fight everyone even when they know they can't win. Insecure.
  • Taurus: lame and good at guilting people. They're those people who put "I probably hate you" in their blog description.
  • Gemini: foodies and very bubbly. Knows how to have fun. They don't like to be in one place/relationship for too long.
  • Cancer: either an emotional roller coaster or always happy. Protective of the ones they love.
  • Leo: knows how to make someone laugh. Thinks the world revolves around them. The one who wears the pants in a relationship.
  • Virgo: is super smart but thinks they're not. Very secretive. Knows more than you think they do.
  • Libra: either very sweet or very mean. Never the designated adult. If you need them, they're there for you.
  • Scorpio: can go from 0-100 real quick. Do not test them. Likes to live in their own world.
  • Sagittarius: easy to open up to but does not do the same for others. But they will open up to you when you least expect it.
  • Capricorn: good at arguing and debating. Acts like they always know what they're doing but is secretly very stressed.
  • Aquarius: doesn't know how to take a joke. Very logical and hypocritical. Smart af.(This ones hard for me sorry)
  • Pisces: very sweet on the outside but evil on the inside. Manipulative and is not easily persuaded. Their for you when you're there for them.
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Mino’s thoughts before the diss battle with Team Brand New Music (trans)

WHY DON'T PEOPLE STAN SEOKMIN.

First of all, he is literal sunshine. His smile? Stop wars. His personality? Makes flowers grow.
Secondly, like, listen. Listen. Have you heard him sing? HONEY HIS VOCALS ARE NO JOKE. Voice of an angel 11/10.

LIKE COME ON PEOPLE SEOKMIN IS LITERALLY THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE HIM, HE IS SUCH A SWEETHEART AND IT HURTS KNOWING NO ONE EVEN PAYS ATTENTION TO HIM.

between the Fandom School video for Ravi’s birthday mysteriously disappearing and all of his segments in both VIXX Weekly Idol episodes magically being taken out I have a feeling there is a very evil Ravi-video-eating monster demon out there and I’m going to Fight It