i'm very sorry for the last one though

the signs as john mulaney quotes
  • aries: hi, I'm very gay, and I'd like a few dollars
  • taurus: I don't look older, I just look worse. honestly, when I'm walking down the street, no one's ever like "hey! look at that man!" I think they're just like "woah, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child! you can't keep burning the candle at both ends!"
  • gemini: I'm really sorry about last night, it’s just that I'm mean and loud. it probably will happen again
  • cancer: I have had a very long day. I am very small... and I have no money... so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under
  • leo: some babies will point at me, and I don't care for that shit at all
  • virgo: when I was a little boy, I was more like a 67-year-old gay man that's kind of over it sexually
  • libra: everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds
  • scorpio: I'll keep my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die
  • sagittarius: sometimes, he will watch a movie on TV, even though he already owns that movie on DVD. pointing this out to him confuses and upsets him
  • capricorn: cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move, expecting to see a 100-year-old blind dog who’s texting while driving and drinking a smoothie. instead they see a 28-year-old healthy man, trying his best
  • aquarius: I look like I was just sitting in a room in a chair eating saltines for like, 28 years, and then I walked right out here
  • pisces: in terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroine

@chainedintimacy a réagi à votre billet “i wanna do one last drawing for the night to destroy my wrist nice and…”

Some gayness possibly? Though don’t hurt your wrist too much! If it does hurt, you should ice it after! ;w;

My hand is beyond the icing point rn

[translation] Character Interview Vol.7 HARUKA X MAKOTO

Scanned by sunyshore

- We are honored to have Nanase Haruka and Tachibana Makoto with us today.

Haruka + Makoto: Thank you for having us.

- Well then, first thing first, please tell us how you met each other.

Makoto: Well… Haru and I are childhood friends, and our homes are really close to each other, so it’s like we’ve been together since the very beginning.

Haruka: I can’t remember something that long ago.

Makoto: But if you must know, I think our first encounter was when we were 0 years old.  We have photos from that time in our family albums.

Haruka: …like I’d remember.

Makoto: That’s true lol.

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goodbye.

it was a good run.

i’m going on an indefinite hiatus from tumblr. if you want a detailed explanation as to why, you can read this post and i guess this one too. beware, though, they’re quite lengthy and detailed. i am bidding farewell to a very important part of my life so i felt it was necessary to get out all my emotions in order to move on.

i also apologize for making a lot of those situations about me when i wasn’t a part of them, but i can’t help my feelings. observing terrible things that happened to people i care about from afar has taken it’s toll on me. seeing people in pain and being unable to console them no matter how much you wish you could take their struggling away is some of the worst pain in itself.

despite ending on such a glum note, i cherish the time i had on this blog with all of you. it was wonderful and i’m glad i got to interact with such amazing people. it was a good stress reliever while my physical health kept deteriorating, and through the family issues that popped up in recent months. it was a fun way for me to share my content with others and bond over our favourite groups.

i’m so fond of everyone that decided to hit that follow button. it meant and still means the world to me. i appreciate every single person that took time out of their day to read my work, to send me asked, to reply to my posts, to support me. i will never will be able to fully express my gratitude. just know that i appreciate you so much.

i’d also like to mention some people.

@exoverdosed @mewchim @ktaebwi @army-baby-gzb @war-of-hormoan @dailydoseofdia @thestarsarejusthelicopters @bts-bap-trash @mylovejhs @everyonegetsmeaheartbeatcloser @rapmonamous @mygucciman @protectaetae @taecup @daematos @missbaptan @allbap @bangedhim @bbangception @hyunqvwon @monstalways @heonseoks @hellazelo @itsbap @freehoseoksdick @godsavemefrombts @yoongkitty @summertae @bulletproofwhalien @saintminyoongi @allbap @bruisedjin @velvethoseok @hijoonie @cursed-kpop-images @dearmyjimin @bluekyun @ask-bts-stuff @amazzjin @floralseokjin @byeoltan @boymeetsfiction @tayegi @kimdaily @jimlingss @sweaterpawsjimin @btssmutgalore @impossiblewriter @blondejeon @googlebts @jungkook-e @softjiminstan @hoodiejungkook @jungkoog @jheartseok @namjoon-be-my-friend @parkjiminbiased @j—-nope @zephyoongist @literally-just-yoongi-trash @taesberet @drquinzelharleen @nochuie @jiminelli @kthyunngg @twentytaehyung @bang-tan @taesthetes

these are only a fraction of the blogs i wish to thank. you made my experience on tumblr so much better and i enjoyed having you all on my dash. seeing posts from you made me smile and i’m glad i was fortunate enough to stumble across your blogs.

my content will remain up save for my art which i have already deleted. and that is not an invitation to steal my work as i will be keeping an eye out for plagarizers. i will be leaving all my networks but this blog will stay up in case i ever feel like coming back. who knows, it could be in two days or when there’s a comeback i need to yell into the void about or maybe never. if ever, i don’t think it will be anytime soon. if any mutuals would like to keep contact with me, please message me and maybe we can exchange social media handles.

i’ve thought long and hard. i didn’t want to leave, i didn’t want to let go. i tried my hardest to detach myself from my doubts, but i also have to think about my own well being. i have to think about what’s best for me. this was my last resort but with all the progress i’ve made the past few months, i cannot sacrifice my mental health to stay on this site.

i wish you all the very best. i hope you all live relatively happy lives and work to achieve your goals. i’ll always be rooting for every one of you, even if i’m not on tumblr. again, if you would like to keep in touch, please message me. i’ll be here for another 48 hours before i log out for good. i will always love and cherish all of you.

i’m sorry it’s come to this. i will miss this space but i don’t want to be here anymore, at least not right now.

goodbye.

For Him

In odd things that come to me while I’m getting ready….

Even though she couldn’t really kill any of them, Jemma shot Fitz’s main tormentors this season.

  • AIDA
  • Alistair

Originally posted by rosamund-pike

This is just one of those things I’m putting a pin in as we head into next season.  No matter where Fitzsimmons land I feel we could see a very protective Jemma with Fitz next season.  Not only physically but emotionally

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revised glory! part two of a seven(ish) part series of @amearu ‘s revised dragon tribes.

revisions include:

1) thin, fragile wings made mainly for absorbing and bending light, complete with more hooks at the ends in order to grab onto trees and such

2) 68% more fang, thus making glory have either a very prominent lisp or not being able to talk at all

and finally, 110% of the queenliness she had before. 

though, that last one isn’t much more of a revision than it is a statement.

i’m just really so very thankful to Katie. god she’s made me cry, for a much better reason than the rest of them did the last two days.

even though she wasn’t completely in a outspoken rage, cuz.. professional adult human person. i do wanna believe she did chat with them abt the affects they caused during that mtv interview. it seemed from that one clip floating around she did try talk with jeremy POSSIBLY. and now, this is definitely 100% assumption. but after that mtv one, all the other interviews looked like there was a tension? that tv line one was most visibly telling with katie. while on the couch, sitting as far away as possible, her shutting down what chris said earlier and bringing up the singing thing (”i brought it back to reality, do you guys want to start singing again?”) and Odette seemingly giving support towards Katie with the shoulder touch.

she’s been so so supportive to the people she’s met who’ve brought up supercorp. she’s always been outspoken in believing we can interpret things how we like since day one. and interviews after she just seemed very done. you can just feel her love for her fans and how valid and important they are to her, and her career tbh. she seems highly aware and respectful of fans and fandom type stuff. i mean, she’s a nerd of course.

like i know people on the outside want to believe we’re all disappointed and angry bcuz some people yelled how a ship won’t be canon. but it was really above that. it was that they mocked lgbt people for wanting to find representation and happiness in a pairing. katie is one that would understand that, from her multiple lgbt roles and an understanding of fans/fandom.

i just love katie so much and i hope someone will tell her how much of what she did, after what the rest of the cast did, helped people. it honestly lifted a little weight of my heavy heart.

Apocalyptocrankiplier : Drabble Prompt

Suggested by @buttercream-phan36
14. “I’m with you, okay? Always.”

When Ethan got home, he knew something wasn’t right. The house was completely quiet, save for the hum of air conditioning. The front door creaked into the empty silence as he shut it behind him. Either both of his boyfriends weren’t home (which was rare), or they were both upstairs in the bedroom without him. Which meant one thing.

They were arguing.

Ethan slid off his bag, dropping it to the floor. “Hello?” He called out, not raising his voice enough for them to hear if they were upstairs. “I’m…home,” Ethan’s voice trailed off as he walked around the ground floor, each room empty as he expected. In his mind, he began to debate the consequences of going upstairs.

For one, if they were arguing, Ethan didn’t want to get roped into either side. Or if it was especially heated, he didn’t want to further upset his boyfriends by interrupting. However, Ethan thought, a grin sliding up his lips, maybe they’re not arguing.

There was a chance he could just walk in and be fine, and get to talk with them about his day like usual. Blindly optimistic about this, Ethan bolted up the stairs as fast as he could. Two knocks on the bedroom door, which was shut. The muffled voices coming from behind it stopped, as the lock turned and it slowly opened.

Mark was standing behind it, mustering up a smile for Ethan, though he looked incredibly stressed. “Hey, bluebird,” Mark greeted, “Come on in.” Ethan complied, affectionately kissing Mark on the cheek on his way in. Tyler was sitting hunched over on the edge of the bed, head in hands.

That wasn’t good news.

Ethan slowly approached, gently settling onto the bed beside Tyler. “Hi there, cuddle bear,” Ethan chirped with a smile. He knew that Tyler would get flustered at the nickname, as always. Or…not. Tyler remained silent and emotionless as he turned to face his youngest boyfriend.

“What’s going on?” Ethan looked up at Mark with concern, Mark having just approached the two. “We…” Mark cleared his throat, looking at Tyler, “Tyler was just diagnosed today.” Ethan felt his heart drop, not missing a beat to ask, “Diagnosed? With what?”

“Depression,” Mark and Tyler responded in unison.

Ethan stared blankly at Tyler, then at Mark. “D-depression?” Tyler nodded, already looking like he’d done something wrong. “That’s it?” Ethan breathed a sigh of relief, practically pouncing forward to embrace Ty. “What- you’re not-” Tyler stuttered in surprise, returning Eth’s embrace. “You’re not mad?” He finished.

Ethan pulled away, staring Tyler directly in the eyes. “Why the hell would I be mad?” Mark smiled knowingly at Tyler, joining Ethan on the bed. “He thought you would be scared because of what happened to your dad,” Mark explained, “He thought you would leave. I told him that was dumb.” Ethan scoffed, nearly laughing, “You really think I’d leave you?” Ethan gently picked up Tyler’s hands in his, “Over something like this?”

Tyler shrugged, though a relieved smile was finally adorning his features. Mark and Ethan could’ve said a lot then, but instead Ethan just quietly said, almost whispering, “There’s not a chance. I’m with you, okay? Always.”

Mark nodded in affirmation at this, and the three shared a few moments of peaceful comfort. “We’ll get through this,” Ethan added, squeezing Tyler’s hands tightly before letting go, “No big deal.” And it wasn’t. Though, they shouldn’t known the sad/relieved tone was way too heavy to last very long in this household.

Within one minute, Ethan had snatched Tyler’s hat from his head and jumped up from the bed. “Don’t you dare,” Tyler growled, though it was obvious he was fighting a smile. “Catch me if you can,” Ethan laughed before sprinting down the hall. Tyler quickly shot up, excitement filling him, and bolted after the younger man. Mark followed suit soon after, ever Ty’s reliable back-up.

Tesserae

Maybe I’ll let in some natural light,
Crack the windows
To dissipate the darkness
And the artificial light
I tend to drown in.
I’m not all here, though.
I’m thinking of you,
Broken and piecemeal like
Stained glass windows,
So beautiful.
Maybe there’s hope for me yet.
Maybe we don’t need
Mothers or fathers,
Or seamless expanses of
Clear glass protecting us
From harm. Maybe
We can find beauty
In the way we shatter.
Maybe then the pieces of you and I
Can create somebody new entirely.

Self Care

(ooc: H-hello everyone, I’m terribly sorry if I concerned you all. I am…ok, I have closed the ask box for now…I will be taking another break from the internet, I really do need to take better care of myself…I am not good, health wise, and emotionally…I’m tired and sick constantly. I don’t eat like I should, I don’t sleep well, and…I have no motivation for anything, including art, which terrifies me. I tried drawing and I could not stop shaking, it’s my only release yet I can not do it…I’m losing my hair again, which is a bummer, it took forever to regrow the first time, and it’s not easy when people give you looks because you are bald and have cleft lip pallet…I already get enough from people calling me manly. I’ve also have a ton of personal issues that I can not get into. It just made everything worse, everything went wrong so fast, there was so much I am dealing with at once, and I am still apologizing if I hurt you, I really did not mean it at all, I never want to cause anyone pain… I’m going to be honest with you all…I was considering quitting this blog, because of how stressed I’ve felt and guilt for hurting people, but…people still are here, so I won’t leave, not as long as I can help inspire someone else, or make their day brighter for just a second. I’m off topic again, sorry…Yeah, so I will be leaving for a short time, but I will return, don’t know when yet but I won’t leave you all, so please do not worry none! I hope to get my motivation to draw back, it really is my life and scares me that I can’t do it…I will try to post artwork if I do get any done though, I just won’t be answering, I would like to share what I make though, if that is ok?…I still care for you guys. I love you all, hope the best for you and have wonderful days. Sweet dreams and good night, k? Oh! One last thing, sorry I know this is long, but I wanted to let you all know I have seen your kind words that you have sent, thank you for them, dears… they have helped me quite a bit even though I can not bring myself to believe them yet, it’s…really hard to do so, I do appreciate it all very much..so thank you!~)

waywarddreamer2002  asked:

Uf,us,sf gasters surface headcanons?

Oh, I’m sorry, I misinterpreted your last ask, you said only “dadster” so I assumed you only wanted UT!Gaster, my bad ^^;


UF!Gaster/Marty
 He’s very unsure about it all at first, and almost refuses completely to live on the surface again. He’s always despised humans, and just the very mention of one was enough to push him over the limit. It takes him a very, very long time to adjust; he spends most of his time alone.
 He’s a bit excited about one aspect though: there are so many new possible subjects to work with. Keep a close eye on your family pets.
 He starts making underground connections immediately. He has ties with the Dark Web, local criminal activity, the usual. Before you know it, he’s a big name in the criminal world, and highly respected. No one dares mess with him. He can somehow get his hands on most any material or tool he needs with ease.
 He goes to the strip club often. He brings random women home almost every night.
 He and Edge start manipulating the local law enforcement after a while. Hate crimes against monsters are miraculously less frequent.

US!Gaster/Garrett
 He’s amazed at how much the surface has changed. He’s happy to see that humans have become more friendly towards monsters, but is saddened but not surprised by the humans who still fear and hate them.
 He likes going to the museum. He may not be as sciency as the Tale and Fell Gasters, but he still loves learning new information. He also frequents the library, and has joined the local book club.
 He’s the DIY dad. Always building random shit in the garage. He’ll make you a nice end table if you ask him. He’s got the wood and the tools for it, and he makes it look homey yet professional. He won’t charge you.
 Actually likes day-time television. He likes reality TV, despite how fake it is. He just finds it hilarious.
 Really likes Disney movies. The musicals are his favorites.

FS!Gaster/Murry
 Very suspicious of life on the surface. He doesn’t trust humans at all. Like Marty, he’s going to be keeping to himself most of the time. You may only occasionally see him at the grocery store, at most.
 Completely opposite to Garret, Murry really likes late-night television. He watches Adult Swim frequently, along with other popular adult shows and cartoons. Probably because its the only good stuff on at night; he’s only awake at night.
 When he comes around to it, he starts collecting old cassette tapes. His shelves are lined with older music. He’s a big fan of bands like Queen, AC-DC, Guns ‘N Roses, and so on. He’s your local 70-80′s dad. You know the kind.
 He yells at the TV. No matter if it’s a family movie, a sitcom, or a really intense horror movie, he’s going to yell at the characters on screen. Don’t take him to the theater, please.
He doesn’t go out much during the day. As much has he missed the sunlight, he can’t bring himself out for it much without feeling… bad. So many bad things happened on the surface. He likes stalking around at night, however. Midnight walks down the street are frequent. A lot of fellow late-night walkers mistake him for Slenderman (same goes for Marty.)

So while checking my inbox, I noticed that I have missed a few asks, especially those asking for my opinion on the last few BNHA chapters. I’m so, so sorry guys, I honestly didn’t see those – I’m pretty behind on answering my asks, and there keep coming new ones.

 

I will see if I can somehow summon it up for you and write that opinion, though I guess much of it has already been said by Saisai and Indy (really, check indy take on those chapters out, so good too!)

anonymous asked:

i'm sorry about your tablet!! ;(( but I mean hey your art is still amazing regardless omggg. can i request smol pink baekhyunnie calling jongin "nini-hyung" for the first time? I'm still not over that ;3;

“Papa Byun took in a new apprentice and 12-year-old Baekhyun is very eager to learn from him.”

that was the very first and last time Baekhyun called Jongin that

s-e-kwan  asked:

Yuma-kun~! You're my most favourite out of the Mukami's! Even though you're violent and aggressive, I think you have some inner cuteness! Azusa, you're my second, Kou, my third, and I'm sorry Ruki, you're the last though I simply cannot deny the fact that you're extremely handsome!

Yuma: Me? Cute? I’ll show you how cute I am once I’ll give you your righteous punishment, dirty sow.

Yuma: Be grateful, I’ll be giving you one more reason to call me violent. And aggressive.

Azusa: Am I… …worthy your… favouritism

Azusa: Aah… thank you! I like you… too

Azusa’s surprisingly very happy about defeating two of his older brothers

Kou: … … … …third… … … …

…while Kou isn’t

Ruki: …

Ruki, every fangirls’ worst nightmare, fainted.

David Tennant on Huff Post Live, 16/11/15, #3
  • Interviewer: Congratulations, you've just had another baby, so marvelous stuff
  • David: Thank you, thank you
  • Interviewer: You did say that your children have seen you play the Doctor now, and one of them - I think it was your third child? Second or third child - you've got so many I'm sorry!
  • David: There's hundreds of them! Thousands of them!
  • Interviewer: One of them - you were their favourite, and now you're no longer their favourite
  • David: They're very fickle though, aren't they, children
  • Interviewer: So with baby number four, are you just going to not let her watch anyone else but your Doctor?
  • David: [Laughs} Yes I'll maybe do some kind of social experiment and pretend there were no others. I don't know how long that will last, though; it's quite ubiquitous, particularly in the UK, it's quite hard to ignore the fact there were more than one...especially as her grandfather used to be one as well. Little bit complicated.
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And now the nerd room! That’s our ‘comfy corner’ so of course you’ll find Sterek there, of all places. And above the desk, so it’s seen right as you enter the room and as I’m working those two dorks can help keep me motivated. (;

Thank you to the artists who drew these lovely works of art!! THANK YOU!! 

The top piece in the last two pictures, 'Always on my Mind’ was done by the talented Finduilas on society6, but I can’t seem to find a tumblr account. If anyone who sees this knows if they have one, let me know so I can tag properly! Thank you!!

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now let’s all agree to never be creative again

*throws crappy made-in-a-day-cosplay at you then runs away* Everyone else was joining the DHMIS bandwagon so I had to hop on to^^ Here’s my cosplay of Nancy the Notebook very roughly based off of this design. It was incredibly fun to do! even though the video scared the living crap out of me

P.S. the last ones so small and not in the photoset because tumblr wouldn’t let me upload it normally :/ sorry about that

softedetectives-deactivated2016  asked:

how do you think The Kiss is gonna go. like how would you write it

It’s probably a bit much, but I think it’d go a bit like this

Sherlock and John are just..Talking. But I mean really talking. Man to man. They’re at 221B Baker Street (as they should be) Mrs.Hudson was out so no-one was there to disturb them. The conversation though, is what actually mattered.

“Sherlock, listen, I’ve been thinking about this a lot..now, you know with…her..added to the addition of everything I’ve been through. Why..hm..why did you do it? Why did you bother to do all of that just for Mary’s sake?” Sherlock tensed up at that last bit. What was he supposed to say? “Oh yeah I did it because I’m in love you and want you to be happy”? Sherlock didn’t answer, instead he got up and walked to the sofa, laying in his sulking position. John of course, was persistent this time.

“No. No we’re not playing this game Sherlock. Not now. Why did you do it?” With still no reply, John marched to the sofa and stood at close distance to Sherlock and stood there until he would turn. Sherlock still wouldn’t though. “Oh for god’s-” John turned Sherlock to lay on his back and before Sherlock had time to react he quickly sat on his lap and held his arms above his head to pin him down. Sherlock still wasn’t looking at John though.

John was getting rather annoyed at this now. “Sherlock. Look at me.” He said in his Captain Watson voice. Now he had Sherlock’s attention. He gradually turned his head to face John. He was…crying..Sherlock’s eyes were red and puffy, tear marks along his cheeks and still falling. John has never felt such a strong feeling of worry, heartbreak, and love for this man than he did now.

“Y-y'know, John. After all these years I wo-would have expected that you realize that I would do any-anything for you..” was Sherlock’s reply in short sobs. There was now a lump in John’s throat. Sherlock’s voice sounded so broken. So..defeated..

“You-you…hm…you what..?” Sherlock started sobbing again, but these were angry, frustrated sobs. He started squirming to get out of John’s grasp.

“I DID IT FOR YOU, JOHN!!” Sherlock’s chest was heaving with rage “EVERYTHING, ALL OF IT! IT WAS FOR YOU!! WHY CAN’T YOU JUST SEE IT?! WILLING TO BLOW UP THE POOL? FOR YOU. MY SUICIDE? FOR YOU. SHOOTING MAGNUSSEN? FOR. YOU. GOD, I EVEN CAME BACK TO LIFE FOR YOU, ALRIGHT?!? WHY-WHY CAN’T YOU JUST…See…why..? Why can’t you realize how much I..” Sherlock’s broken, heart wrecking sobs stopped him.  John let go of Sherlock’s hands and brought them down to cup Sherlock’s face. He didn’t pull away, just settled his cheek into his palm. John started wiping away the tears that were coming down, not realizing his own tears running down his face.

“How-How much you…what..?” Sherlock looked up into John’s eyes with the gentlest expression. His mask had fallen and showed everything and anything he was feeling in his eyes.

“How much I…love you..You can’t imagine how much I have loved you for. So. Long…” John licked his lips and swallowed down the other lump that had formed in his throat “Enlighten me.”

Sherlock slowly sat up and wrapped his arms around John’s neck. He slowly leaned forward towards John. After what felt like years to them, Sherlock kissed him. It was just a brush of lips though, as if asking for permission. “Idiot..” John murmured against his lips, then slot their mouths together. The kiss started out so soft, so very gentle. They moved in perfect unison. Soon though, the kiss turn into a passionate one. They let every emotion they’ve pent up over the years. Anger, sadness, jealousy, lust. And love. So much love. They’re finally one. Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson, together at last. As they should be.


Told you it was a bit much lmao. Also, I SWEAR I WAS WRITING THIS AS SOON AS YOU ASKED IT BUT I ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP WHILE I WROTE IT SINCE IT WAS A LONG DAY I AM. SO SORRY JKCHAKLNJDCXLA