i'm used to my favorites losing

anonymous asked:

This has turned from me being serious to me just going through a PDF of the handbook and looking at various spells and going "What if". My favorite so far is "Otherworldly Leap" which sounds amazing but it just lets someone cast jump without using a spell slot or physical components, and I'm just imagining him and my god it's like 3 in the morning why am I thinking about this nondescript warlock demon launching himself partway across his shop I'm crying that might not even be how it works.

Random sentence starters
  • "Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?"
  • "So you're a liar and a thief."
  • "So are you going to kiss me or can I finish this cigarette first?"
  • "Can I touch your boob?"
  • "Is it bad that I enjoy infomercials more than I enjoy actual television shows?"
  • "So your mother is pregnant and it might be my fault."
  • "You smell like butt."
  • "Please tell me I'm hearing things and that you're not actually listening to Kidz Bop right now."
  • "You either owe me a hundred cookies or a really expensive bottle of vodka—your choice."
  • "What the hell did you just say about my favorite band?"
  • "Please never call me by my full name ever again."
  • "Do you prefer to read or watch your porn?"
  • "I think I need to lose ten pounds."
  • "Who do you love more, me or your mom?"
  • "Tell me the dirtiest joke you can think of."
  • "Were you aware that there is ice cream?"
  • "That was worth seven thousand dollars and you think 'I'm sorry' is going to make us even?"
  • "It's not that you're wrong, exactly, you're just extremely not right."
  • "You shouldn't be trusted with small children, should you?"
  • "Give me cake or give me death."
  • "I'm starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was."
  • "Are you actually wearing my underwear right now?"
  • "I want candy."
  • "On a scale from, 'I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying' to 'I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst' how much of an adult are you?"
  • "Okay but like, if vampires aren't real, then explain Pluto."
RWBY RP Prompts
  • "Why can't you just swoon over your own weapon? Aren't you happy with it?"
  • "Are you.... robbing me?"
  • "Oh my god, you really exploded."
  • "I'm queen of the castle!"
  • "I still don't think that's what a sloth sounds like."
  • "For it is in passing that we achieve immortality."
  • "But why would I need friends if I have you?"
  • "There's no such thing as negative friends."
  • "Aren't you the guy who threw up?"
  • "Nailed it!"
  • "You came back!"
  • "Boop~!"
  • "I don't think sloths make a lot of noise."
  • "Do not hesitate to destroy everything in your path..."
  • "You're about to see a whole different side of me today."
  • "It's also a gun."
  • "Why hide who you are?"
  • "Can you imitate a sloth?"
  • "Off with their heads!"
  • "You're going on world-saving missions without us?!"
  • "You monsters!"
  • "Oh god, it's happening again!"
  • "I could've taken him."
  • "I'm hurt! Sad! Maybe a little hungry. That last one's not your fault..."
  • "I'm not trying to show off. I want you to know I can do this!"
  • "You called me friend! Am I really your friend?"
  • "I'm combat ready!"
  • "I don't have a lot of friends; but if I did, I'd want them to talk to me about things."
  • "That's why we're here! To make it better!"
  • "Great, the gang's all here. Now we can all die together!"
  • "Well that was a thing."
  • "Most people are born, but I was made."
  • "I don't need people to help me grow up. I drink milk."
  • "Banzai!"
  • "I think we can all say it's been an eventful evening."
  • "I wouldn't exactly call it a 'little' operation."
  • "You are not the brightest banana in the bunch, are ya kid?"
  • "Or we could ditch the beds... and replace them with bunk beds!"
  • "She's a hazard to my health!"
  • "You know, we really gotta stop meeting like this. People are gonna talk..."
  • "It's just that, you seem a little... NOT okay."
  • "YES! I love it when you're feisty!"
  • "Whoa, you can control poles..."
  • "I'm not the biggest fan of local law enforcement."
  • "I am not a crook."
  • "You just destroyed my favorite clothing store. Prepare to die."
  • "It is precisely this kind of ignorance that breeds violence!"
  • "Hey, we've got a plan! That's... moderately serious."
  • "Guess who's back?"
  • "Who's ready to fight for their lives?"
  • "Well the name's _______ Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it."
  • "Why must your answer to everything involve a triumphant display of military bravado!?"
  • "What a freak!"
  • "Learning is SO MUCH fun."
  • "I can't dance, man!"
  • "This is the part where you lose."
  • "Spare us the thought of you procreating."
  • "Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be DELICIOUS!"
  • "Oooh, look at me! My name's ______! I know facts! I'm rich!"
  • "You can't even stop me!"
  • "Let me try! You can trust me!"
  • "You think just because you've got nuts and bolts instead of squishy guts makes you any less real than me?"
  • "Okay, yeah, when you say it out loud, it sounds worse."
  • "Get back in the bag."
  • "Don't worry. Things will be better tomorrow."
  • "What are you doing?! Do you have any idea of the damage you could have caused?!"
  • "You were worth every cent, truly you were."
  • "We'll break his legs!"
  • "Weren't you in a cult or something?"
  • "You really want to start making things up to me?"
  • "By no means does this make us friends."
  • "I can always be a farmer or something."
  • "You hardly look the part."
  • "Do you always break the law without giving a second thought?"
  • "I will seriously pay you to shut up."
  • "This is turning out just like the divorce!"
  • "I can see why your father would want to protect such a delicate flower!"
  • "Always sunshine and rainbows with you."
  • "Now, I'll be the first to admit, humans... are the worst."
  • "You can't sleep, you hardly eat, and to be honest, your grades have been suffering."
  • "If you don't get a date to the dance, I'll wear a dress."
  • "If I don't get doilies, you don't get fog machines."
  • "I see you're hiding at the punch bowl as well."
  • "Hey man, do you have a wireless password?"
  • "You may be fast, but you still excel at wasting time!"
  • "All you've been so far is a nuisance!"
  • "It's a combat skirt!"
  • "The innocent never run."
  • "I hate this game of emotions we play."
  • "I have a legacy of honor to uphold."
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Snape Appreciation Month (Day 16 and 19)

Favorite Trait/Costume Appreciation

I’m combining these two because one of the things I’ve always loved about Snape, and admired, is his level of control.  He takes up occlumency and uses it to control himself. He insists Harry control his emotions. He keeps himself in absolute control, losing it from time to time. But like … control is something he has to have in his life. And I think it falls upon much of his past and the lack of control he had. I absolutely love this trait because it’s one he’s learned to master and use to his advantage. And I feel like this was one of the things expressed in the way he dressed.

I do not own any of the GIFs used, I found them utilizing the gify site and google. I claim no credit to their making and would credit the makers if I knew. I utilized GIFs because I think they best display not just his dress but the way he controls his movements and his expressions and every aspect of who he is.  

  • On the 8th: I wore my Captain America shirt because I believed in freedom and equality in this land of the free. That I was proud to vote and that I'm proud to be in a country I call home that supports democracy and that citizens like me have a say in who governs us.
  • Today (November 9th, 2016): my fears and nightmares have not only come true but most dreams have been crushed. I wore my Firefly shirt because I needed a bit of solace and serenity and because I wanted to remind myself of my other favorite (fictional) Captain's words: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."
  • Tomorrow: I will wear my Cap shirt again and I will remind myself the stories told to us both in (super)heroic fiction and the legendary and remarkable history of others before us who have fought back against oppression and injustice that we don't give up when we're pushed down. That we stand again and we push back. That bullies won't win. That love and compassion trumps hate. And that no matter what, you are never alone in this fight.

I fucking swear to god if touka dies giving birth i demand ishida let us have the baby, by that I mean let the baby live. If ima lose my favorite character to make kaneki’s life more tragic, i better get something good out of it. Though honestly I’d rather have Touka then a baby. But if he’s going to kill her off then at least give us a touken baby that survives the series cause fuck you if it survives only to be killed or dies shortly after birth because kaneki is half ghoul and touka is a ghoul.

PruAus Week 2016 ~ Uniforms

They’re dressed for a game which took place September 2nd, 2011, where in Austria’s hopes and dreams of qualifying for the 2012 UEFA European Championship were dashed straight to Hell thanks to Germany.

I imagine Austria is a bit of a sulker once losing. Meanwhile, Prussia is bouncing around, expecting a hug and some praise like Old Fritz used to give him.

I’m sure these two always find a way to make up later…

I think I'm too fat to be a k-pop fan

I’ve been a k-pop fan since 2008 & I am now 22. I used to say I didn’t want to by k-pop merch because I didn’t wanna look like a total koreaboo, but really it’s because I have a chronic illness that makes it hard to lose weight & to work out. I’m a US size 12/14 and I don’t think I’m very pretty, so I think my biases would be embarrassed to have chubby fans like me.

I keep wanting to by these really cute shirts with logos for my favorite groups, but I can’t help but think the boys would make faces like Doojoon
did when he was supposed to carry the French fan, or that the girls wouldn’t want to be seen with such an average looking girl like myself.

I still really want to buy those cute shirts. I want to support my favorite artists and maybe meet other fans in my area, but I don’t want to look stupid. So I just don’t buy anything other than their albums.

my favorite thing about the people shipping ginny and mike right now is that we’re all feeling the same things 

-disbelief that we let ourselves get in this deep after just 4 episodes 

-a general feeling of helplessness as we lose control of our lives

-an admission of defeat as we reblog the same gifset for the 5th time in one day

I suspect many of us have seen our otps go up in flames and yet here we are 

anonymous asked:

One of your favorite arguments seems to be "I'm too poor for [insert random object, e.g. make up]". However, in your pictures you're wearing bracelets, different clothes (I do realize you get some of these for free) and other stuff that doesn't make you seem very poor. So I'm pretty sure you could buy a simple make up tool such as foundation, eye shadow etc. if you wanted. Idc what tools you use, but your standart answer is always "I'm poor", and if that's what you consider as "poor"... just no.

I was homeless for two years and my family might lose the house that we just managed to get afters years of looking. We are on food stamps and I literally see anything over $3 as expensive. All of my makeup is gifts from other people, and I would feel horrifically selfish to spend money on it myself. I spent 15 minutes debating weather I could get myself a $4 thing of eyeliner as a gift to myself for getting straight A’s, but decided it was too much. I get 90% of my clothes from sponsors and clothing swaps. You literally never see me in an outfit that cost me more than $5 for the whole thing.  

 the reason I say “I’m too poor” as a reason for not doing things is because I’m too poor to do/have those things??? Like, what other reason would I have for saying that? If I could do/have the things people suggest to me all the time, why wouldn’t I? What possible reason would I have for saying that if it wasn’t true?? “ah yes. I’d like to have those nice things that I could totally buy, but instead I’ll pretend to be poor on the internet” ??????

Dont you fucking dare go around belittling the experiences of people you don’t know. Being poor is something you have to learn to be good at. I don’t “seem very poor” because I’ve learned not to so that classist assholes like you don’t treat me like trash.

But like remember when Zach did his Q & A and we lost our chill? That feels like forever ago now and we’ve never regained our chill…

We went from

(2 of my favorite tweets from that night) to

then fast forward to us losing it to

and now we’re recovering from

(And let’s remember this jem)

(and Zach faving this)

anonymous asked:

hey, so I know you're very anti snape and so am I, but my mum really likes him and I'm bad at discussing things with her because i always lose. maybe you could list some things why snape is an asshole, I can show her, so she might see that he should not be a favorite character??

  • he was cruel for no reason, we can see this in the way that he treats petunia when they are young, harry, neville, ron, hermione (and pretty much all of his students) even lily 
  • he uses his authority position as a teacher to abusive his students - again, we can see this in every interation of him with any of the students besides the slytherins 
  • he was specially cruel to neville so lets talk about it for a moment: neville had his parents tortured until madness by death eaters and still the biggest fear of this poor boy was snape, a school teacher 
  • how about the time that he threatened to kill neville’s pet because he was too stupid in his class?
  • he was constantly mocking hermione’s looks, again, a school teacher bullying a student
  • he also was constantly mocking harry’s dead parent, how sensitive 
  • snape did everything that he could to make harry’s life miserable because it was his way to have his revenge against james
  • a fucking 30 years old guy psychologically abusing a kid because he couldn’t let it go his hate about a dead person
  • we know that snape was a fan of the dark arts, we can see that from his potions book filled with dark spells that himself invented
  • we also know that snape always wanted to teach dada and dumbledore always refused because he was afraid that it would urge his dark side again 
  • in book 7 is very clear that snape was involved with the dark arts and the death eaters since school and he actually like it - see his conversation with lily in the prince’s tale - 
  • we have things in the books that suggest that he didn’t like muggle - the way that he talks about his dad and lily’s family - so I’m pretty confidente that he chose to be a death eater because he truly believed in voldemort’s views 
  • he went to voldemort’s side despite the fact that the girl that he “loved” was a target of his war
  • its pretty clear in the books - again look in book 7 his conversations with dumbledore - that he was ascending as a death eater in the first war, voldemort’s was picking him as his right hand. That indicates that he was doing a pretty good job at being a really bad person, he might have killed or tortured muggles, is not a impossible scenery
  • yes, he became a spy for dumbledore but not because he started to see what was right or wrong, but because he was feeling guilty about lily’s death
  • and lets be honest that snape had lily’s blood on his hand, he rushed to tell voldemor’ts about the prophecy
  • and everything would had been ok to him if voldemort’s had choosen the longbottoms 
  • snape didn’t care that a family would be massacred
  • the only reason why it was not ok is because it was lily 
  • don’t forget that snape asked voldemort to kill james and harry but not lily, he didn’t even blink before asking voldemort to kill her family…he didn’t care for harry and james even if it was her family
  • i’m sorry but that isn’t love for me 
  • every single “good” action of him after lily’s death was moved not for regret, not for realizing that what voldemort does is wrong, not for being a good person.. he was feeling guilty because he knew that her death was in great part his fault
  • snape was brave? sometimes, yes. But he was also cruel, selfish and resentful 
  • snape is an amazing character? fuckying yeah. Was he a good person? absolutly fucking not 
  • being a good character with a complex and sad background doesn’t make him a good person, in the end all that matter is your choices and how you decide to act and snape always chose to be a big fucking asshole
  • Tokyo ghoul fandom: *overanalyzes everything from the positioning of the sun to the placement of geographical landscaping
  • Tokyo ghoul fandom: *loses their mind over the psychological suffering of their favorite characters
  • Tokyo ghoul fandom: *freaks out every time something awful happens to a poor innocent characters doesn't deserve it
  • Arima: calls Kaneki his weapon, effectively threatens to kill and dispose of him when he fails to be useful anymore, and basically disregards Kaneki as a person and chooses instead to see him as more of an "it"
  • Tokyo ghoul fandom:
  • Tokyo ghoul fandom: it's a hallucination
  • Tokyo ghoul fandom: he lent him a book one time
Am I the only one who thinks the new Fall Out Boy Album tells a story?
  • Irresistible: She's no good for him but "I love the way you hurt me"
  • American Beauty / American Psycho: they're polar opposites and bound to explode soon. "I'm the best worst thing that hasn't happened to you yet."
  • Centuries: some things last forever but he doesn't think she's one of them. "You look so pretty but you're gone so soon"
  • The Kids Aren't Alright: The whole relationship isn't the best but he believes they can fix it. No matter what it was worth it to him. "In the end, I'd do it all again"
  • Uma Thurman: she's crazy, unpredictable, she's got him hooked. She makes him feel like he can do anything and he's addicted to it "I can move mountains, I can work a Miracle, keep you like an oath. May nothing but death do us part"
  • Jetpack Blues: Doubts. Second Thoughts. The high is gone and he's reflecting to himself "did you ever love her, do you know? Or did you never want to be alone?"
  • Novocaine: He's blaming the world for their issues. "They took our love and filled it up with Novocaine and now I'm just numb," as though they made him lose his feelings for her.
  • Fourth of July: An apology of a sort. A confession. "Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean any of it I just got too lonely" He reflects on the relationship "you and I were fireworks that went off too soon" regrets. "You are my favorite what if, you are my best I'll never know" he missed his chance. "I wish I knew how much you loved me. I wish I cared enough to know. I'm sorry every song's about you. The torture of small talk with someone you used to love"
  • Favorite Record: he just wants to keep her happy, and tries to show her all the good times. From the "do you remember's" to the promises to "spin for you like your favorite records used to" he's making a futile attempt to keep her because no matter what "it's never enough"
  • Immortals: He's trying to convince her that he's the best for her and that he'll love and protect her, despite others and what they think stating "they say we are what we are, but we don't have to be" As much as he tries to move on "I try to picture me without you but I can't" The message being 'all good things must come to an end' as much as he tries he can't will things to go his way.
  • Twin Skeleton's(Hotel in NYC): The end of all things. The last stop. He's made a choice. He wants her through it all, all he needs is her to agree "I don't want to remember it all, the promises are made if you just hold on" the past is the past. He knows she's trouble, but he can't escape. She's like a drug. Hence the addiction.

anonymous asked:

What are some of the best one shots or fanfics you've read or wrote. I'm new to tumble so I'm not very good at working it yet haha

My favorites one shots that I’ve written:

Lose Me (Joshifer)

Find Me (Joshifer)

Don’t Worry Baby (Joshifer)

Congratulations (Josh/OC)

Daylight - (Josh/OC)

The Handyman

You can find others I’ve written here (Joshifer) or here (Josh/OC) or my full length Crash and Burn here

Other ones I love (a mix of one shots and full length):

The History of Us (Joshifer)

Tres Cruces (Josh/Sam/OC)

The Longest Night (Josh/OC)

This One Night (Josh/OC)

The Becoming of Us (Josh/OC)

Mirrors - Joshifer

Backlash - Joshifer

By Winter’s End - Josh/OC

The One - Joshifer

I Loved You All Along - Joshifer (I’ve just started this one but MC is an amazing writer so I know it will be fabulous)

Tell Me You Know (Joshifer)

5:15 - Joshifer

Happily - Joshifer

Flashbacks - Joshifer 

Under the Tree - Joshifer

Long Time Coming - Joshifer

All In - Joshifer

If you’re looking for Everlark recs you can find those here

This is by no means an exhaustive list, but these are some of my favorites off the top of my head :)

anonymous asked:

I'm losing my motivation. What can I do to begin like 3 month ago?

Begin now.

As we get older, things get taken from us. In a few years you would prefer to say “I did everything I wanted“ or say "I couldn’t do it because I was watching my favorite show on TV”.

There is nothing wrong with watching your favorite show, but if you don’t put priorities in your life, you will never get anything.

Stop thinking about motivation, think about habits and discipline.

More motivation -> http://www.gymaholic.co/

thimble-and-acorn  asked:

Hey Claire! (no pun intended haha) You're one of my favorite Youtubers and I look up to you immensely so asking you this is a big deal for me :P I'm going through a really difficult time in my life right now...I was just thinking how do you cope with losing people who used to be such a big part of your life and mean so much to you? It's like they suddenly just leave. Sometimes you just really miss them, but you know things will never be the same.

People grow and change, that’s life. Sometimes we grow apart and that can be hurtful but maybe it’s for the better. I try not to dwell too much on the past and what could have been/changed to make the outcome different. I guess as I’ve gotten older I’ve realized that most of the relationships (whether they’re romantic or not) often end for a reason and as you will do with many things, you learn. 

So, Doctor Strange.

I’m watching this movie. Not only that, but I have tickets to see it tonight, Thursday evening, November 3rd, 2016, as soon as I can. At first I was afraid of saying that on here because this website is so hostile to what it brands as impure, but I’m not going to let some stupid website hold me back from just enjoying a movie I’ve been waiting for since I was a kid, especially when it looks great.

On the subject of casting, as far as Benedict Cumberbatch goes, you guys need to get off your high horse. It is never okay to insult a person’s physical appearance, but you guys are assholes and do it anyway. Has he said stuff that’s not okay in the past? Sure, but so do every one of you. Is he a bit overrated? Maybe, but that’s not a reason to hate him you douchebag hipsters.

As far as The Ancient One goes, they took a male role and gave it to a female. THAT IN ITSELF IS HUGE AND AWESOME. Yes, she’s white, but you guys complain if Asians are portrayed as the mystical trope so instead they gave it to a white woman and tried to avoid that fallout, but you guys can’t be pleased.

In addition, they changed Mordo, a white European, to a black man with Chiwetel Ejiofor. Did you hear that?? They used a person of color to portray this role that is traditionally white, that’s awesome, but you guys just completely gloss over that fact.

Yes, there was some (some) white washing, the director owned up to that and apologized. Yes, there’s that whole touchy subject about Tibet. But overall, you’re all just pretentious assholes who think you’re better than the filmmakers, and I’m not letting you hold me back from enjoying a film about one of my favorite superheroes in the Marvel universe.

Just go enjoy the movie.