i'm up in a tree

i swear i was thinking about a real post but then i thought about Blue and Ronan and Henry playing chess like it’s heckin Calvinball just to irritate Gansey??

Henry’s flipped a rook upside-down and is calling it the stomper and says it can mash any piece that gets within a one-square radius, and he put a tinfoil crown on the king and is saying he has two queens. Blue’s fleshed out her pawns with pieces from a game of Sorry, has attached a bishop to a knight with a rubber band to make a Templar, and has declared the dog from Monopoly to be the most powerful piece on the board. Both of them are blatantly cheating but it’s irrelevant anyways because Ronan keeps encouraging Chainsaw to steal pieces, and then he takes whatever she brings him and makes random attacks against them both. They’ve already expanded to two chess boards and might need a third. (Gansey’s not actually irritated, just extremely perplexed about the point of the game)

“You would not believe your eyes…” 

I saw my first fireflies for the year, and it made me want to try and paint something :’>

i just hit 400 followers

and i want to say thank you?? so freaking much?? oh my god i feel so happy and loved. idk why all of you follow me but you did and that means the world to me. thank you so so much. i seriously have the best followers in the world no lie.

i wanna take a second to appreciate some of my favorite people on this hellsite for making my days better

@twinkjeremyheere - you’re so amazing and i love you and your blog and i can’t wait until we go gay tripping to all our favorite fast food places

@her-biness - i can’t wait to fight you and tease bean plant with you. ur the penis butter to my jelly. no but seriously you’re hilarious and so freaking talented and i love you my bisexual babe. ur so rad words can’t describe.

@protect-evanmurphy - BITCH. i love you and your face and everything about you and i wanna tell you this every day and seriously these past three years have been the best three years of my life. thank you for everything.

@surviving-twist-and-shout - i love youuuuu ohh my god we haven’t really talked too much but when we do i get so happy and when i see your username in my activity i get so excited omgomg

@adventuresofchlocaine - girllllllllllll you’re the funniest?? and you’re the sweetest?? and we have planned to get married and watch the office together so i’m pretty frickin excited for that also you make me feel really good about myself and that means the world to me. thank you. 

@cafulur - we haven’t talked too much but you’re always so nice about my writing and it makes me feel so good and much more confident to share my writing and you’re a huge part in the reason i’m gonna continue to write on here so thank you so much for that. seriously.

@aggrevating-adolescent - YOU DREW ME??? AND I’M GOING TO PRINT IT OUT AND HANG IT ON THE WALL LIKE THE NARCISSISTIC ASSHOLE THAT I AM BUT you are so sweet and you’re always so active on my op posts and i love talking to you omg

@thotyouwas - YOU’RE THE SWEETEST AND YOU’RE SUCH AN ACTIVE FOLLOWERS AND YOU’RE SO NICE AND CHECK UP ON ME REGULARLY AND YOU’RE HILARIOUS THANK YOU 

@connor-can-finish-my-milk - you’re one of the first people who really talked to me on this hellsite and you started out by sending me a picture of mike faist and i’m forever grateful

@tatertottyss - you’re the nicest and you enjoy my headcanons and we freak out about boyf riends together and you’re such an amazing cosplayer and i’m way too lame to be your friend and aghhhh i love youuu get into my messages asap my dude

i know i’m 100% forgetting people but i made this post in 5 minutes and i’m freaking out so please don’t get mad at me if i forgot you ahhh i love you all seriously all 400+ of you have a special place in my heart. take care, and stay gay, and stay warm, and my inbox and ask box are always open for you. 

dadmom appreciates everything xx

lmao my tree bros one shot is at 25 000 words,, stay tuned.

i kinda want it to be my gift to my followers when im at 100 (im currently at 88 in the last three weeks of being on tumblr!!) but ill probably be a little late on that…. who knows. 

I guess we don’t really know how big most of the demons were compared to each other. I always thought Tuls would have been the tallest one we’ve seen so far, but who knows.

So my roommate and I put up our Christmas tree early because reasons. This year’s color scheme consists of gold, blue, and silver (with gold ribbon on the bottom and more blue ribbon on the top). 

Could this color scheme be based on a certain fanfic we all know and love? 

Well…

“I’m a star. Christmas star. In space. Gonna- gonna lead the wise men. Nnnnnthis way wise men. This way. To space.”

Also, he’s not alone…