i'm tyrion!

  • Jon: Sooooo you were married to Sansa.
  • Tyrion: Technically, I'm still married to her.
  • Jon: What?
  • Tormund: Take it back, take it back.
  • Tyrion: Uh...
  • Jon: You're STILL married to her?!
  • Tyrion: We never consummated the marriage! It doesn't count!
  • Jon: Oh, haha. That's good. Otherwise I'd have to kill you.
  • Tyrion: Yeah, ha ha...
  • Jon: It would've sucked. I was just starting to like you.
  • Tyrion: Wait, he's not serious, is he?
  • Tormund: Nooo, of course not.
  • Jon: Sansa would've been sad. I hate making Sansa sad.
  • Tyrion: I thought the brothers could handle their drink.
  • Jon: All I want to do is make Sansa happy. And maybe make little Sansas too.
  • Tormund: He probably would've said this sober. You learn to ignore it.
  • Jon: *sighs* little Sansas.

gonzoponzo  asked:

I saw in one of your answers that you thought Tyrion will ride rhaegal and jon viserion. Ive always thought those would be reversed. Is there strong evidence one way or the other? Gut feeling? Thanks

The only reason I’ve ever seen anyone say why they think Jon will ride Rhaegal is that the dragon’s a namesake for Rhaegar, and Jon is Rhaegar’s son. (I don’t doubt that Jon will have to deal with the fact that Rhaegar’s his father, but I don’t think his dragon’s name will have much to do with it.) Generally they seem to give Tyrion Viserion by process of elimination, but sometimes they refer to the white dragon cyvasse piece Tyrion holds in his second TWOW chapter. (Personally I think the point of that scene is not that it’s white, but that it’s bloody, but anyway.) I don’t think that really works – if you’re matching namesakes, shouldn’t you find a reason to associate Tyrion and Viserys, then? – or if you’re going by color/foreshadowing, where’s Jon and green? – but that’s not my theory, so I won’t work at rationalizing it. 

For me, I have several reasons why think Jon will ride Viserion and Tyrion Rhaegal. Firstly, color symbolism: Jon is associated with white (Ghost, weirwoods, winter, snow), Tyrion green (Lannister eyes, wildfire, “money”). More symbolism can be found in the placement of the dragon eggs on Drogo’s pyre:

She climbed the pyre herself to place the eggs around her sun-and-stars. The black beside his heart, under his arm. The green beside his head, his braid coiled around it. The cream-and-gold down between his legs. –AGOT, Daenerys X

As I said the other day, of the three heads of the dragon, Dany (Drogon) is the heart (emotions, passion, id); Tyrion (Rhaegal) is the head (intelligence, knowledge, ego); Jon (Viserion) is the “sword” (strength, military, superego).

Also, @joannalannister​ (who may have thought about this more than I have) gives several more reasons, connecting the dragons with the first trio of dragonriders. To paraphrase, she has Jon associated with Viserion/Visenya, the temperamental warrior, and Tyrion with Rhaegal/Rhaenys, the wise counselor. (Dany is of course Drogon/Aegon, the conqueror.)

So, with all that, I hope that helps you see where I’m coming from. I hope that GRRM has been thinking along these lines as well. :)

I just saw a gif set entitled ‘The Key Six’ which in this set is the Big 5 plus Sansa. (The big 5 meaning Jon, Daenerys, Arya, Tyrion, Bran) and i’m trying to stay calm at this but failing absolutely MISERABLY 

THERE IS NO KEY SIX. SANSA IS NOT ONE OF THE MAIN MAIN CHARACTERS. THIS IS NOT ME BEING SNIDE, THIS IS ME BEING FRUSTRATED WITH HOW PEOPLE CONSTANTLY SEEM TO TWIST CANON TO MAKE SANSA MORE IMPORTANT THAN SHE IS.

The Big 5 is all there is. GEORGE R R MARTIN LITERALLY REFERS TO THEM AS THE BIG 5. THEY’RE THE ONLY CHARACTERS THE SHOW RUNNERS KNOW THE ULTIMATE ENDGAME FOR BECAUSE THEY ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT.

There is no bloody ‘Key Six’. I DON’T THINK I HAVE THE WORDS FOR HOW FURIOUS THIS MAKES ME. (and if there was a Key Six don’t you think someone like Cersei is more important than Sansa LIKE SHE’S THE FREAKING QUEEN BUT SHE’S STILL NOT IN THE ‘BIG 5′ SO WHY THE HELL WOULD SANSA HOLD THAT KIND OF TITLE)

I get y’all love Sansa and that’s fair OK, I love Jaime Lannister beyond words, and Jaime, just like Sansa, is integral to very important storylines. BUT Y’ALL DON’T SEE ME ADDING JAIME TO GIFSETS AND MAKING HIM OF EQUAL IMPORTANCE TO THE BIG FIVE BECAUSE HE ISN’T (also refer back to my Cersei point thank you)

istg if I have to go through ANOTHER season on here of everyone making Sansa far far more important than she is and twisting the canon to make it so i’mma bust a nerve up in my brain god damn

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Once, when his uncles asked him what gift he wanted for his nameday, he begged them for a dragon. “It wouldn’t need to be a big one. It could be little, like I am.” His uncle Gerion thought that was the funniest thing he had ever heard, but his uncle Tygett said, “The last dragon died a century ago, lad.” That had seemed so monstrously unfair that the boy had cried himself to sleep that night.

His thoughts turned to Tysha, who had so briefly been his lady wife. It was Jaime, he thought, despairing. He was my own blood, my big strong brother. When I was small he brought me toys, barrel hoops and blocks and a carved wooden lion. He gave me my first pony and taught me how to ride him. When he said that he had bought you for me, I never doubted him. Why would I? He was Jaime, and you were just some girl who’d played a part. I had feared it from the start, from the moment you first smiled at me and let me touch your hand. My own father could not love me. Why would you if not for gold?

–A Dance with Dragons

While I was coming home on bus, I was thinking of GOT AU where (almost)everyone lives happily ever after

Rickard and Brandon are still alive.

Petyr and Lysa love each other, they got married since they were so young because Lysa was pregnant but the baby didn’t stop their lives.

Petyr and Lysa have 3 strong and healthy boys together, Robert is the youngest and weakest but he seems to love drawing.

Petyr loves Cat as if she were his biological sister.

Petyr and Brandon had a fight because the boy found out Brandon cheated on his sister.

Brandon almost killed Petyr but Cat stopped him in a right time. Cat broke up with Brandon because of his behaviours.

Ned, who was secretly in love with his brother’s ex-girlfriend, found a way to win her heart. They got married and had lots of good sex. LOL

Rhaegar planned to leave his wife for Lyanna and their bastard, Jon. But they died in car accident.

Jon was raised by Ned and Cat as their nephew and adoptive son alongside Robb and little Sansa. Jon was a happy boy.

Brandon loves his grandchildren but he continued living as a playboy. He became a rockstar.

The heartbroken Robert met hot and badass Cersei, she couldn’t care less about him but he didn’t give up.

And then one day, they got married because they love each other, not arranged marriage.

Cersei and Cat are bff! They’re always sharing their happiness together and helping each other raise their babes.

Robert developed his love in cooking and also often asked Cersei to try his food. Luckily, she’s still alive.

Robert and Cersei have 3 babes, 2 boys and 1 girl.

Cersei dyed her hair black.

Ned and Robert are bff and business partners, they run one of the biggest television station of Westeros together.

Cat is a writer and college professor. She’s now training Brienne, her new colleague, how teaching job is.

Cersei is a fashion magazine editor. She sometimes asked Sansa to be a model of her magazine.

Petyr is a lawyer while Lysa is a housewife.

Robb, Jon and Edmure are getting married but they agreed to keep it surprise for Cat. (She surely would cry with happiness)

Robb’s girlfriend is Margaery, Jon’s is Ygritte and Edmure’s is Roslin.

Cat, Cersei and their husbands don’t like The Freys much but they think Roslin is a good girl.

Jaime is single but he seems to interested in his younger brother’s new colleague, Brienne.

Tyrion has a good relationship with his father, Tywin. Yeah, because Joanna’s still alive, thanks to medical breakthrough.

Tyrion’s wife is Shae, Myrcella’s piano teacher. The two has 1 daughter now.

Everyone thinks Brienne is a lesbian but only Cat knows her trainee has a crush on Renly.

But you know, Renly is gay, his boyfriend is Loras, Margaery’s brother.

Joffrey is a good boy, his personalities are Jack Gleeson’s. He’s dating Sansa.

Arya is an athlete, she wants to turn pro in the future. No one knows she’s secretly dating with Gendry, a shy swimmer, first son of Robert and his ex-girlfriend.

Bran is a bookworm, he has Samwell his idol. Many young girls like him but he only pays attention to his education.

Rickon is very poppular athlete, a runner. He can also sing well, so no wonder why he drives the girls in his high school crazy.

Brynden is gay.

After 30 years of marriage, Ned and Cat still have lots of good sex, sometimes on the bed, sometimes on the beach, sometimes in the pool, sometimes at the office.

POKE, POKE.

How I want “Game of Thrones” to end.

Daenerys + Jon + Iron Throne, no matter in which combination. - That’s obvious and boring.

Jaime living up to the name “Kingslayer” and killing the Nights King, and dying heroically upon doing it. - His storyline is constantly building up to something big and tragic. Let the man have a glorious end.

Sansa re-marrying Tyrion, and Tyrion killing Cercei. - The perfect fulfillment of the prophecy: the “little brother” and the “young, more beautiful” woman, who takes everything that Cercei holds dear, namely the Lannister legacy.  

Brienne and Tormund repopulating the North with giant gingers, or ginger giants.

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There’s two reasons to go to Iceland: the Aurora Borealis, and Riley Blue. One is a natural phenomenon so beautiful it will blow your mind… and the other is just some pretty light in the sky.

Happy Birthday rileybllued!