I'm still waiting for Hollywood to make an Octavia Spencer and Chris Evans romcom that the universe desperately needs.
YOU MAKE FUNNY JOKES BUT I’VE LITERALLY WRITTEN THE SCREENPLAY ALREADY*
Although to be fair mine is not a romcom but more a fantasy adventure where Esterlynne (played by Octavia Spencer), a divorced mother of two, is ACCOSTED BY RUFFIANS while coming home from work; they start shouting and calling her Hope (and like, trying to super murder her to death). And at first she’s like “??????????” along with “!!!!!!” but the first once comes at her and she
kills him dead.
Which is a MAJOR SURPRISE TO HER because she took some tai chi classes at the Y a few years ago and her daughter is a green belt in karate but like, she does not know how to Fight, much less Kill People Dead. But the dude is at her feet with a broken neck and then ANOTHER one of the ruffians comes at her and she
kills HER dead
So there’s a lot of “??????????” and “!!!!!!” as she continues to fight these ruffians, and in fact after the first two she manages not to kill anyone else (like this scene features her saying things like “no let’s not break his – well, okay, break his knee that’s fine” because life is about loving what your body is and what it can do, right, that’s what all those magazines say, and if your body can be a Death Machine Of Fightiness then like, maybe you just need to accept that??)
Eventually there’s only one ruffian left standing and she kind of sneers at Esterlynne and says “You thought you could hide forever, Hope. But the stars will always find you.“ And she disappears in a puff of fucking smoke and Esterlynne doesn’t have much energy to do more than mutter, "What the fuuuuuuuuuck, also hi my name isn’t fucking Hope jackass.”
She’s all set to call 911 even though like, she’s got some Reservations about the wisdom of doing that, and in fact she’s debating it when a car comes screeching down the alley, conveniently hitting a ruffian who was trying to get a shot off at Esterlynne. And she promptly runs the fuck away because like, helpfully murderous vehicles aside, she has already had a tough night and she doesn’t need to get involved in a hit and run on top of everything else. Only the car stops and out steps a tall dude who looks like every lantern-jawed nightmare Esterlynne’s ever met.
And he looks around at the carnage and then at her and he smiles, which is probably the freakiest thing that’s happened so far. “Hello, Hope.”
So there’s a chase scene which should last about 3 seconds only it turns out Esterlynne is running? Really?? Fast??? And like this is also the 8 square blocks she knows best in the world so she can dodge and weave etc (especially humorous since her neighbors are gonna be like “when did you take up jogging — no okay that’s sprinting, what the hell,” as she bolts past) and the thing is that none of her neighbors seem to see Lantern-Jawed Nightmare Dude; like he slips past them and he’s a VERY CONSPICUOUS WHITE MAN IN A TRENCH COAT, OKAY, but they’re all just “Oh Esterlynne, probably forgot to pick up her kids from soccer” while she’s running for her life.
And she gets to her apartment complex and thinks she’s gotten away and she’s seriously out of breath and doing that thing you do (or at least I do) when you fantasize about the sweet release of death after you’ve gone running and she pushes the elevator button because you know what, yes she only lives on the third floor but she has EARNED the elevator today goddammit, and the doors open and
there’s Lantern-Jawed Nightmare, smiling at her.
So she goes, “Okay, you know what, FINE, whatever,” and gets in the elevator and glares at him. “I take it you know what button to push,” she says. “Even if you don’t know that my name isn’t goddamn Hope.”
“I know a lot of things,” LJN says, still smiling as he presses a button - okay, a button that definitely wasn’t there the last time she rode the elevator. “Including the fact that you are, in fact, our last hope.”
And when the elevator doors open - well, it’s definitely not the third floor.
Anon: If you are up for it, can you write an imagine where Peter moves into the Avengers tower and he meets the reader who is an Avenger? And like maybe she gets put in charge (By Tony) to help train him to fight and they start liking each other and Tony tries to embarrass him? TYSM! ❤
Warnings: Some swear words, shitty Ton(k)y writing(ididmyfuckinbest)™, an overprotective Tonky Stork :)
Notes: sorry for taking so long buddy!! just got back to school uGh. p.s. reader has no powers she just kind of,, kicks ass. reader doesn’t hate tony it’s just their relationship :) two starks amirite?? again sorry for taking so long in the other imagine requests in advance..
You were concentrated throwing punches on a punching bag. Your forehead dripped sweat that went down to your neck and shoulders and your face was red. You finished punching the bag a few more times before you decided that was enough and you needed a little break. You just stood there trying to stabilize your breathing.
“Y/N! I want you to meet someone” your dad yelled as he entered the room and you turned your head, expecting him to come with some kind of interviewer that would ask you ‘How’s being Tony Stark’s daughter?’, ‘Are you a real Avenger?’, ‘Do you have a boyfriend yet?’. Basically, things that you didn’t bother to answer at all. This wasn’t an exception.
But, instead, your eyes laid on your dad next to a boy. A teenager, about your age. You stare at him detailedly and saw his dark brown eyes, light auburn hair, the way he stared at you too, analyzing each other, like you were some kind of masterpiece.
But listen!! The SNL stage is reputed for being tricky and hard to perform on, and Harry is going to sing Sign of the Times - which displays his great vocal range as well as his musical sensibility - there. I’M BEYOND PROUD
It's been weeks since I watched that victuuri is canon video and I still randomly think about victor going "AHAHA HA HAA" #flawless. Like I'm trying to get my homework done and take notes but all I hear is "AHAHA HA HAA" what have you done?!?