i'm trying to be vague but just in case

self-rec saturday

Or Sunday, oops, as it crossed midnight while I was typing. I saw a few people doing this and thought, what the heck. Here are a couple of things I wrote more recently.

proof of life 2550 words, explicit, warning for intentional self-injury (see end note). In which Hux is Secretly Disgusting, and I actually wrote a proper summary instead of just picking a quote!

Ren is far from the Finalizer, at an outpost with unreliable communications. He has been there for almost a month, and even optimistic forecasts have him there for another. Hux has reviewed the data, analysed the evidence. He does not want to think anymore.

Observations on Treachery, In Which The Case Against Maj. Armitage Hux Is Fully Refuted, Written By Himself 5600 words of the most dedicated crack (so far), rated M. Familiarity with the actual Reynolds Pamphlet, or the song, not required.

The charge against me is a connection with one Luke Skywalker, for the purposes of delivering classified First Order intelligence. My real crime is an amorous connection with his apprentice, for a considerable time while our true identities were concealed.

shadowplay 2400 words, explicit, started out as crack but then I upset myself and thought I’d share. I might be writing a sequel that’s even worse.

“Why are you still here?” Hux asked, as if it wasn’t obvious. He tensed in Ren’s grip, just enough to make him push back, and his weight felt good. “Don’t you have mystical things to do?” He punctuated the mystical with a squeeze of his thighs around Ren’s. “Somewhere else?”

“I’ll be away at least a month,” Ren said. “Maybe I’ll miss you.”

hidden 1440 words, rated M, part 2 of what I came to think of as the December Suffering Trilogy (these last 3 fics, connected only by my writing them in December and the gross amounts of Suffering, most of it Hux’s. And mine).

For all the comfortable familiarity of the morning, Hux’s heart races as if it is the first time, Kylo’s body and care luxuries he is still reeling from, eager for. Something inside is urging him to take this chance and use it well, before it is taken away.

fever to tell 7900 words, explicit. My longest single work, and one I wrangled and rewrote for MONTHS so I’m extra proud to have published. Dub-con elements, please read the end notes or shoot me an ask if you wanna check of this is the fic for you.

Hux was waving the thought like an obscene placard, and when Kylo latched onto it he made a low sound, half surprise and half pleasure, grip tightening around Kylo’s wrist.It was crude, but appealing nonetheless, and it rose up on a seething mass of images and emotions that Hux hadn’t a hope of concealing now. Kylo took a deep breath, centring himself, resisting the temptation to just take and take.

Hux thinks he understands what Kylo Ren wants from him. So does Kylo Ren.

So. Yeah. Please read my things?? I’ve been finding it hard to keep up with fic lately, so I’d be interested to see other self-rec lists in case there are any I’ve missed from folk (or any I desperately need to reread!).

  • me, making every other verse: a little snippet, just a paragraph to give a vague, general synopsis of what one could expect to see, fun, chill
  • me making my as*iaf verse: MULTIPLE PARAGRAPHS EDITED DOWN TO THREE, SWEAT DRIPPING DOWN MY FACE AS I TRY TO RELEARN EVERY HISTORICAL EVENT WESTER*S HAS EVER EXPERIENCED EVEN IF IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY CHARACTER'S PARTICULAR PLOTLINE, 300 HITS ON THE SAME WIKIPEDIA PAGE OVER THE COURSE OF TWO DAYS,

I just realized

I’ve posted frequently about Giant Sailor Moon Fan Phoenix Wright

but what about the opposite?

Usagi Tsukino plays Ace Attorney

why is this the first I am realizing this?

Usagi CANONICALLY LOVES VIDEO GAMES she is all over this. She loves Phoenix because he DEFENDS THE INNOCENT and BELIEVES IN HIS CLIENTS and she also loves Maya because hello RELATABLE (not just for loving All The Food but also holy crap talk about being born to a responsibility she does not feel at all ready for).

Her texting Ami for help and poor hopeful Ami thinks Usagi is finally asking for tutoring but nope, she’s just having a tough time with this testimony. Being Ami is suffering.

And dear god when she gets to the emotional cases LATE-NIGHT SOBBING CALLS TO REI, ALSO BEING REI IS SUFFERING.

ACE ATTORNEY FAN USAGI TSUKINO HOLY SHIT.