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anonymous asked:

hello! correct me if i'm wrong but i think you're the jikook lover i follow who recently said they love reading fics?? so i was wondering if you know of fics/scenarios that build on that iconic hotel vlive when jimin may have been hiding in the bathroom? 👀 i thought about that last night and my imagination went kinda wild lol if not, any jikook recs will do! please and thanks! JIKOOK FO LYFEEEE💞

Hi Anon!! Sorry this was so late, the past week has been pretty wild for me. But anyways to answer the first part, no unfortunately I dont know of any fics that build off of that iconic vlive :( im sorry.

BUT that recent vlive came out right? With Jimin in the bath robe and that Jikook stare….ah yes. I know theres a couple of fics that build off or are just based off of that.

 A Private Conversation by ambers

 the jimin effect by euphoriae

I read these two recently and they were 👌👌 A++ would read again. As for my other Jikook recs, oh boi *cracks knuckles* here we go:

Blow Me Like Your French Horn by ohdizzy Chapters:8/8 >>> Ahhh! I love this fic!! Its so hilarious and adorable and such a great read honestly. I highly recommend this fic!!

Constraint by Harlot Chapters:1/1 >>> Basically Jungkooks journey from str8 to gay but oh, oh m a n, Its so beautifully done. Right from the beginning, all the emotions that Jungkook goes through are very real and the Jikook was developed so well. Please give this one a read.

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not (Seven Days) by jeonify Chapters:2/2 >>> God, this really is a tear jerker this one. Its very sweet and fluffy and angsty and just so perfect. You can never go wrong with soft!Jimin and internationalplayboy!Jungkook 😊

Dream Maker by graesun and Polkari Seuta (VeritasEtVita) Chapters:12/12 >>> okokokok guys, read this fic. You will not regret it omg. The perfect mix of fluff, angst, smut and more fluff, this fic is a snipet into the lives of Jikook, who are just barely getting by with what little money they have, but theres lots of kisses, laughs, some angst and cute domestic shit™ This fic made me feel so many things and I loved it so much!! Give this one a try guys.

Don’t Think, Don’t Speak, Just Smile for Me by Ragi Chapters:27/27 >>> This fic left me shook for a solid week man, good god. So soft, so sad, so real. I loved the realism regarding homophobia and idols in Korea. Everything in this fic is written with care, and handled very well, plus the Jikook is beyond soft. I enjoyed this fic sooo much.

Glass Diamonds by GinForInk Chapters:1/1 >>> Skater Jungkook, Dance teacher Jimin, A+ smut and fluff, read this fic.

Well Done! by annafeu Chapters:1/1 >>> Okay, I suggest giving the tags a thorough peek through before reading this one because its twisted as fuck, but so damn amazing. This one features Bunny!Jimin, Wolf!Jungkook lots of filthy smut and grade A Jikook. Really great read, however do please read tag warnings before starting if you think you might be uncomfortable!

The Hook series by miskeen >>> Cute as fuck, domestic as fuck, hot as fuck, fuck. Read all the stories in this series please, theyre all 10/10 amazing.

The Good Doctor by snarcsics Chapters:1/1 >>> Frick doods, this was some of the hottest, well written Jikook fics ive ever read. Featuring sex addict Kook psychologist Jimin, and some excellent office sex, yes.

two sides; same story by namjoone Chapters:4/4 >>> Basically Jikook are neighbors and they both secretly think each other are hot as fuck and they rly wanna bang but they wont actually admit it to each other, typical jikook lmao. Anyways, this is sooo good!! Super steamy and super cute 👌

I Know I Can’t Have Him (but I want him anyways) by Shealezz Chapters:4/4 >>> ft fuckboy!Jimin and innocent!Jungkook (also fwb v/min) man this is filthy lmao, but a fantastic read!! God bless innocent bottom Jungkook honestly. Amen.

A Touch of Sin by pettey Chapters:10/10 >>> One word. Beautiful. Absolutely, beautiful. Right from the start to the finish, this fic had me feeling things in every chapter. Its graphic and raw but so beautiful. Highly recommend this one!

Okay last one before I get too carried away….

Relax, Dont Do It by yoongidontdoit (sammyinnerdglasses) Chapters:4/4 >>> Funny, adorable, smutty (extreme switching™) and overall so so good. Wild party animal Jungkook swearing to go at least 90 days without partying, late nights, or sex. But then he meets Park Jimin and that last part becomes slightly extremely hard not to do… *lenny face* Pls read this lmao.

Okay!! Thats all I got for now. I hope you enjoy 😊

A bunch of fucking ishimondo headcanons

Mondo orders a cake for Ishimaru and the frosting is pink so he thinks it’s blood and starts crying

Ishimaru threw a rock and it accidentally hit Mondo and he starting bawling and he took him to the hospital and Mondo’s just like “Kyoudai calm down it didn’t hurt”

Once Mondo and Ishimaru tried switching talents for a day and Ishimaru ended up driving Mondo’s motorcycle into a lake and Mondo got detention for beating up people who broke the rules so he had to give himself detention

Once Ishi and Mondo were on a ferris wheel and they got to the top and it stopped and Ishimaru got really worried that they would die up there and started bawling and hugging Mondo and saying how much he loved him

Ishimaru and Mondo had a competition about who could be nicer and Mondo said something really really nice that it made ishimaru cry

Mondo and Chihiro put trick candles on Ishimarus birthday cake so when he tried blowing them out they kept lighting back up so ishimaru started crying

In Mondo’s birthday Ishimaru gave him a cards that said “Free kisses and hugs for a life time” and Mondo used them a lot

Ishimaru makes Mondo blush a lot by kissing him in public

Leon told Ishimaru bj stands for “Big Jet” and said Mondo really wanted a big jet so ishimaru went over to Mondo and said “Kyoudai I’m gonna give you a bj one day!!” In front of everyone and Mondo almost died of embarrassment

I saw after a long day Ishimaru likes to strip down and just sleep. So after a long hard day of being a hall monitor Ishimaru didn’t feel like putting his pajammies on so he just stripped down and slept but then Mondo came in and laid beside him and he’s like “Hey kyoudai” and Ishi just starts blushing really hard and says “Kyoudai I’m not wearing anything..” and Mondo just rolls of the bed and rolls under it and has a blush attack (and for some of you I’ll let your imagination see how it plays out from there)

Mondo and Ishimaru watched some scary movie and Ishimaru almost choked Mondo from from hugging him really tight

Everytime Ishimaru tries to help Mondo study they end up trying not to do a bunch of cute shit with each other

Mondo gives ishimaru eskimo kisses a lot

Once Ishi and Mondo bought a big thing of cotton candy and shared it

Ishimaru sneezes like a kitten and Mondo thinks it’s really cute

Ishimaru and Mondo watched old yeller and cried really hard with each other

Fukawa wrote a bunch of dirty ishimondo fanfiction and they both found it and read it and blushed really hard

Mondo tried to make ishimaru cookies bit ended up burning them but Ishimaru ate them anyway

Ishimaru wore a bunny suit on Easter and it made Mondo almost die of cuteness

Ishimaru and Mondo shared a bowl of spaghetti and ended up sucking on the same noodle and kissed like the lady in the tramp movie

Everytime ishi and Mondo pass the butter at the store Ishimaru starts crying

Ishimaru and Mondo went star gazing once and they saw a shooting star and Ishimaru said “Make a wish kyoudai!” And Mondo says “My wish already came true..I’m with you” and gives him a little kiss and Ishimaru tears up a bit from the happiness
(I’m proud of this one)

Ishimaru and Mondo watched the fireworks together on the 4th of July and There was one that made a really loud boom noise and Ishi got scared to Mondo cuddled him

Ishimaru made a dog that looked like Chuck at build a bear and gave it to Mondo and he almost cried

Ishimaru and Mondo switched clothes and they imitated each other and Mondo didn’t mean to but when he was pretending to be ishi he said some pretty rude things without realizing it and Ishimaru started crying

Ishimaru tried to make a couple barbie dolls look like him and Mondo so they could play together

Ishimaru watched the Titanic with Mondo and started sobbing at the end

Ishimaru made a chart of everyday Mondo went a day without swearing and if he reaches 10 days he’ll take him to a motorcycle race or something

Chihiro gave Ishimaru the lyrics to a sex song and told him to sing it in front of everyone and Ishimaru didn’t mind cuz he didn’t understand what it was about so he said something like “This song goes out to my kyoudai!” And he sang it and Mondo just stood there face totally red the whole time

Ishimaru and Sayaka put on a show and Ishimaru plays the recorder and Sayaka plays the tambourine and when they’re done Ishimaru thought he sucked compared to Sayaka but Mondo just tells him how great he was
(Even though they both sucked)

Mondo bought a Wii and got Mario kart so him and Ishi decided to play it together and Mondo beats Ishi like 10 times in a row and Ishimaru cries

Ishimaru thinks there’s a monster under his bed so Mondo has to pretend to scare it away every night

Ishimaru once dressed up as a maid and shows Mondo and he has a nosebleed

Ishimaru and Mondo go to SeaWorld and they go to the dolphins and Ishimaru wants to feed one so they both go over to the place and Ishimaru falls in the water and starts crying and Mondo has to save him

The whole DR cast goes go the beach and when it’s nighttime Ishi and Mondo sits on the beach by the waves and draw each other and stuff in the sand

Ishimaru makes a little scrapbook of all their favorite moments and gives it to him for Christmas

Ishimaru and Mondo go on a date and Chihiro decides to be the third wheel and tags along

When Ishimaru and Mondo first kissed it was very awkward because Mondo’s hair kept getting in the way and they were both blushing pretty hard and they didn’t know when to stop

Ishimaru teaches Mondo how to make rice balls

Ishimaru cries over almost everything but Mondo’s always there to comfort him

Mondo and Ishimaru watched some movie and a sex scene came on and they both just looked away from each other and blushed really hard

Mondo tries to make Ishimaru chocolate for Valentine’s day but fails so Ishimaru helps him make some and they eat it together

Mondo goes really fast on his motorcycle sometimes just to make Ishi hold on tighter and so he can comfort him when the ride is over

Ishimaru and Mondo made out once and it was really really awkward and Ishimaru cried afterwards

Ishimaru sings you are my sunshine to Mondo and cries as he sings it

When they’re studying Ishimaru tends to ask Mondo questions to make sure he’s listening and everytime he gets a question right he gives him a kiss

Mondo gets ishimaru to play the pocky game with him and when they’re noses start touching ishimaru starts blushing like crazy but Mondo ends up breaking the pocky and Ishimaru just kisses him

Ishimaru sees Mondo slide down the stair rail and wants to show him he’s cool so he tries it but ends up falling off half way and gets a bunch of cuts and starts crying so Mondo takes him home and takes care if him

Ishimaru and Mondo go out in the snow at night time and look at all the Christmas lights and stuff

Ishimaru finds some mini doll thing and shows Mondo and he’s like “Kyoudai look! Isn’t this doll the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?” and Mondo says “No” and Ishimaru asks “…what is then?” And Mondo gives him a little kiss and says “I’m looking at him right now” and Ishi just blushes like crazy and almost cries

Rebelcaptain Fic Recs

So @how-i-met-your-mulder didn’t so much as ‘ask’ for a list of rebelcaptain fic recs, as opposed to saying ok when I aggressively asked her ‘DO YOU WANT SOME REBECAPTAIN FIC RECS???’ so Grace, bless you. Here’s your list.

All these fics are on AO3, in no particular order, and I @ -ed the tumblr if the author mentioned it. Please note, loads of Rogue One spoilers ahead (Also if you’re an author of one of the fics I’ve recommended and you either don’t want your tumblr mentioned or do or anything else, seriously just let me know!). 


Hush By Maggiemaye (@fatesofstarlight
G, oneshot
ALL ABORD THE FEELS EXPRESS. If you’re looking for something sweet and relaxing where no one is dead, this is your fic. It’s 827 words of snuggling, a quiet moment after escaping Scarif. This is the kinda fic you read when you’ve had enough of the pain and destruction and just want some Everybody Lives feels. Cassian and Jyn cuddle, it’s adorable, that’s all yall need to know.

Hello, Goodbye By MoonwalkingCrab ( @moonwalkingcrab
G, oneshot
Did they kiss in the elevator? You bet your fucking arse they kissed in that elevator. That’s literally all this fic is, and it’s literally all you need.

old light By Errantmushroom
G, oneshot
Utterly perfect collage AU complete with drunken hook-ups and Cassian and Jyn being happy and like, not dead. This one just feels Nice and Good and manages to mix in come canon Cassian/Jyn moments into the AU. Also includes some background Baze/Chirrut as professors and a non-binary K-2 as the BFF! (And apparently more may possibly be added to this). 

you were my new home By katsumi ( @leralynne
T, oneshot 
Ahdshshfshfhjfdh ok so basically, the tragedy of Cassian and Jyn was definitely that they were killed before anything could really happen between them, like it was all about the what-ifs and stuff, right?? This fic expands on canon Cassian and Jyn and explores moments in between. It covers them during the time spent while trying to find Saw and they grow closer and it’s fucking beautiful. There’s some Sharing Body Heat and Excessive Touching and it just feels real and gives some more depth to their canon relationship. I love this fic fjhfhjdfh.

Steady as she goes By noelia_g (@realitycheckbounced)
G, oneshot
The one thing I love about this fandom is that we have all collectively taken up the ‘NOPE THEY NOT DEAD’ train and just gone with it. This is a perfect Everybody Lives fic dealing with the aftermath of Rogue One, along with Cassian and Jyn feels. Like, I’m serious, EVEYRONE is alive, and throughout the fic Jyn works on fixing up a back-up of K-2. There’s a Leia cameo and this one feels True and Realistic and I love it.

AT THE END OF ALL THINGS — By vergilsbee (little_elleth)
T, oneshot (major character death)
Look, I am in firm Denial camp, but I guess I kinda had to include a canon-compliant fic and if I was gonna include any, it would be this masterpiece. It’s basically The Beach Scene (u know the one) and it damn near kills u, but like, you’re glad about it??? Idk I’m crying and you’re crying and this movie fucked us all up heeeyyyoooo. This fic is written so beautifully.

Surviving, Welcome home and So let’s find a bar By Moonprincess92 (IE. me) 
G/T, oneshots 
WHAT’S THIS? SHAMELESS SLEF-PROMOTION??? U BET #sorry not sorry (all of them they don’t die, the last one is a what if they met before Rogue One) 


pretty scars. By Porcelainsimplicity ( @porcelainsimplicity )
M, multichapter
I cannot fucking recommend this fic enough. It’s a modern AU, short gist is Cassian and Jyn were computer nerds in collage, Jyn steals Cassian’s idea for a social media site that eventually gets big, and now she’s BACK (dun dun dun). Basically, I love this because first a) Cassian has a circle of bros who all love him (Bodhi is me, I swear to god) b) Chirrut and Baze own an antique shop (!!!) and c) it deals with the idea of forgiveness and what it takes to forgive someone. Like, it’s easy to hate Jyn in this story, but honestly I love it because she makes terrible choices while still being a genuine person and honestly, who doesn’t make terrible choices every once in a while? She and Cassian feel so real in this fic, their relationship is problematic but that’s what makes it so Good. (There’s some sexy times in this fic, but it’s not really explicit).

Her Red, Red Lipstick (The Imprint It Leaves On His Cheek) By 13letters
M, multichapter
Another modern AU (can you sense a pattern?). This one is written so uniquely, omg. Cassian and Jyn are both tortured souls who get introduced and their relationship basically is just explored in this really cool non-linear format. Like, the story is told out of order and admittedly it took me a moment to get it (because I am DUMB) but the aha moment was GOLD. Chirrut and Baze are the adopted parents everyone’s looking for, Cassian is a bounty hunter who stole a car, Jyn is a pianist, and their relationship is gorgeous, like I love this fic.

The Softening Blows By sighclops
Not rated, multichapter
Collage AU because I am shameless and apparently I can’t recommend anything else but. Cassian and Jyn meet at a Halloween party basically, but this story is written So Damn Beautifully, omg. Like, there’s a huge emphasis on the colours and the lights, just the feel of the fic is awesome, it defo gives off the impression that everything is tipsy and upside down. The Cassian and Jyn dynamic is great, and there’s some cool Leia and Han cameos which I am Here For, and Bodhi is the BFF that everyone can only dream of, so yes, I love this fic. Multichapter, but the first chapter could read like a oneshot.

Inevitable By cellorocket ( @kafrenes )
T, multichapter, (graphic violence, major character death)
Finally something that’s not a modern AU. Basically, what happens after Rogue One in a universe where they don’t die. It’s basically all you could want, right? I love how this is written, it feels like the characters, it feels real. Bodhi is there as well and he is naturally awesome (have I mentioned I love Bodhi? I love Bodhi) and basically, the tags say Awkward Romance, Slow Burn and Hijinks and Shenanigans, so literally, I clicked on this fic so hard and wasn’t disappointed.

Captains, Rebels & Survivors By captainsandsoldiers
T, multichapter
Ok, so the premise of this is an AU where they escape Scarif on an Imperial boat and land on a desert island in the middle of the ocean. It’s pretty much Castaway meets Rebelcaptain, but like, it’s super in character? (And no Tom Hanks). It’s pretty much an excuse for Cassian and Jyn to get closer, time for them to get to know each other, and it’s a beautiful slow burn as they climb trees for food, make shelters and sit on the beach together. It’s kinda like a tale of survival, shows how they can work together really well and it’s just written super awesome. 

(That’s it for now, I may add more to this as I no doubt read more fic) 

Pamper You

Originally posted by simondismydaddy

Simon Dominic request 

Genre: Fluff/lowkey soft smut idk

Word Count: 2,420 words 🍁🚬

According to the Google definition, to pamper is to indulge with every attention, comfort, and kindness; Synonyms of pampering can lead to connotations of being treated like royalty and being assisted with meeting your desires. There is not a primary meaning to any word as they say, a word is worth a thousand pictures. A sister phrase to a picture is with a thousand words. Pampering in your case could mean anything to getting a simple foot rub to being fulfilled in other ways.

The quite large apartment within Seoul that you had shared with Simon Dominic was perfect, it was catered for and maids were on hand. Although Kiseok did not need to go through such hassle trying to make you feel happy, you highly appreciated his effort. He would do anything to make you happy, but here’s the thing… He would try to make you happy through materialistic measures but the way that you were brought up was different. You didn’t like being scooped up into the material and economic world, you preferred the simple life, you preferred Kiseok when he didn’t try too hard to make you happy. It was almost as if he wanted to catch your attention instead of providing you with attention.

You were aware that Kiseok was a very busy man and being a second CEO to AOMG was hard, but if he wasn’t going to give it his all in a relationship or even acknowledge you in the way you wanted, it was going to be an even rocky future than past.

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yes but there’s also 

  • ‘I’m hella sick but not old enough to purchase cough medicine and that sounds really pitiful coming from a college student but would you please go buy me some NyQuil???’ au
  • 'We made a bet at the beginning of the laser tag game to see who was better and guess who won. It’s time to pay up.’ au
  • 'Who keeps using my wifi?’ 'Literally everyone, your password is hella easy to guess.’ au
  • Tried to unlock the wrong car in the parking garage au
  • 'I’m on the FBI’s most-wanted list for killing a fuck ton of people, but calm down I just wanna date you bc your face is v smoochable and you give me butterflies.’ au
  • See also; 'Dating a most-wanted serial killer and never getting a heads-up before they come home covered in blood so you’ve gotta be ready to draw the curtains and hide a body every time you hear a car pull into the driveway’ au
  • 'We really should not have played Monopoly’ au
  • Life-sized version of Clue in the old manor on the hill au
  • 'I originally followed you on Instagram bc you’re hot and I’m thirsty but now I’ve developed actual feelings for you bc you’re a genuinely good person’ au
  • 'Fuck me you’re cute why did we have to meet on the one day I decided to stay in my sweats??’ au
  • 'I went to the bar last night bc I just got dumped and wanted to drink away my pain but then one thing lead to another and somehow I broke into your house thinking it was mine and now I can’t find my left shoe but are those waffles I smell?’ au
  • 'I saw that you were reading Eleanor and Park have you gotten to the part where she leaves him and if so can we talk about it because not a lot of people have read this book and I need a shoulder to cry on.’ au
  • 'You passed out in Disneyland and I’ve been taking care of you for the past two hours oh my god are you okay??’ 'Yes I’m okay but who the hell are you supposed to be?’ 'I’m the face character for Peter Pan but that’s not important’ au
  • 'I don’t really know you but I noticed that this creep has been trying to chat you up even though you’ve already turned him down, so I’ll pretend to be your boyfriend/girlfriend  until they leave you alone.’ au
  • Bonnie and Clyde au???
  • Attend same-sex privet schools that are right across the street from each other au
  • Masquerade au
  • 'I don’t like you and you don’t like me but our best friends just died in a car crash and left their one-year-old daughter in our custody so now we’ve got to act civil and end up falling for each other’ au
  • [Basically a Life As We Know It au]
  • 'Found your number inside of a library book that looks like it hasn’t been checked out in ages and decided to text you to see if it worked au
  • 'The biggest rule of immortality is to not get involved with mortals but whoops I was in a coffee shop one day and fell in love with you and now I’m freaking out bc in the grand scope of things we don’t get a lot of time together but fuck no please don’t leave me not yet no.’ au
  • 'I just moved into the apartment next door and I am 100% sure that it’s haunted bc this building used to be a hospital and anyway I heard I noise coming from inside the walls can I please just crash here for the night?’ au
  • 'I know that you’re really into school and probably don’t want to risk your spot on the college football team, but would you mind if I smoked in our dorm room??’ au
  • Followed by 'Nah, I don’t care, as long as I can shotgun some smoke from that pretty little mouth of yours.’ au wow that got sexual and I am not sorry.
  • Went to the beach for the first time au
  • Ancient Rome au
  • Rival team captains who know nothing about personal space and constantly get into fights where they end up face-to-face every single game until one day one of the coaches yells at them to either kiss or get back to the game au
  • 'Hey, so I might have just robbed a bank right now and I kind of need a getaway car, would you pleeeeeaaase help me I can pay you back in sexual favors but also cash.’ au
  • 'I know that you don’t know me, but you were on the receiving end of my girlfriend/boyfriend’s heart donation and being around you kind of makes it feel like they’re still here I’m sorry if that’s kind of weird.’ au
  • 'Shit I wasn’t watching where I was walking and ended up spilling my Rockstar all over your white sweater I’m so sorry here have my jacket.’ au
  • Caught yelling at Go, Diego, Go in the hospital waiting room and after an awkwardly long period of silence the other person joins in bc they’ve got nothing better to do with their waiting time au
  • 'The person living in the apartment across the wall to mine is a nymphomaniac and yeah okay they’re p hot but it’s v hard to write an essay on feminism when all I can hear is sexual screaming.’ au
  • It’s three am, I just wanted some clam chowder, and some how I ended up on Hollywood Bl. can you please tell me where a good restaurant is I think I’m going to cry.’ au
  • 'Fuck my ex just walked into the restaurant with their new girlfriend/boyfriend could you pretend we’re dating so they don’t think I’m hung up on them I swear I’ll pay you later.’ au
  • 'I work at the daycare that you drop your daughter off at every week and she got me sick.’ au
  • 'So I know we just met but it’s raining and my tent has a hole in it, could I sleep in your camper with you?’ au
  • 'Okay okay okay I know we’re just friends and I don’t want anything to change that but I may have told my mom that we’re dating so she would stop trying to set me up with people would you be up to going to my sister’s wedding as my plus one so my mom won’t know I lied?’ au
  • 'Hit me, we’re on college campus and you’ll have to pay for my tuition’ au
  • 'Your headphones aren’t plugged in all the way so that hardcore porn fic you’ve been listening to for the past ten minutes has been broadcasting through the bus on full volume.’ au
  • The Breakfast Club au
  • Wimbledon [the movie] au
  • West Side Story au
  • 'Constantly getting confused as the girlfriend/boyfriend of the lead singer for a heavy metal band bc I’m always going to concerts and getting backstage passes but I’ve never even met the lead singer until the day he/she got drunk and we hooked up in his/her tour bus [whoops now we’re actually dating shh]’ au
  • 'It’s two am, we’re standing outside of our apartment building bc someone pulled the fire alarm, and you look cold and unprepared, do you want to share my blanket?’ au
  • Heartache On The Big Screen au
  • Breakfast At Tiffany's au omg pls
  • 'The zombie apocalypse started two years ago I can’t believe I still have to work at this fucking book store.’ au
  • Long Way Home au
  • We like each other but our dogs don’t so I’m going to have to ask you to stop taking this walking route you attractive fucker’ au
  • 'Sometimes, your soulmate and the love of your life don’t end up being the same person. And that’s something I had to learn the hard way.’ Au
may the bridges i have burned light my way back home

finally finished with my fic for the @pjohoobigbang, with of course tremendous thanks to @falloutside and @percyyoulittleshit for organizing it, to my long suffering and tremendously patient artist, @olympusisbleeding, but most importantly to mari for being sincerely the BEST beta i could have asked for… i don’t think i have to tell you that this fic literally would not have been possible without you, so what i really want to say is thank you for putting up with me and my sporadic writing habits and letting me torture your pure soul with the angst :,)

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start,

anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

In a fit of sudden bravery, Annabeth reaches for her phone and scrolls down, finger hovering above the contact. And then she bites her lip and sets it back down on her dresser, hands on her hips, pacing.

Takes a deep breath, turns, stares at the phone. Reaches for it.

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oooooh look, another list of aus for your writing pleasure: 
[sorry if any of these have already been done!]

+ you’re the cute barista and i’m the indie artist who plays at your coffee shop. i’m totally doing it for the pay and not to stare at your face for three hours every week, what are you talking about.
+ i’m the librarian and you’re the person who, in an attempt to flirt, just asked me if we carry books here.
+ you discreetly come into my bookstore every day just to play with my cat that i let wander. you think i don’t notice, but i totally do. don’t worry; it’s freaking adorable.
+ you are the lead singer of a rock band, and i’m the fan who you just called up on stage to sing a song with you. wow, you are way hotter in person and now i just forgot every lyric of yours ever.
+ you’re the cute trainer at the gym and i just fell off my treadmill because i couldn’t stop staring at you. 
+ we’re the only two people in this theater and i’m taking note of all the parts of the film that make you laugh so i can talk to you after. 
+ you’re selling cookies for your sister’s girl scout troop and you’re so adorable and awkward while doing it that i buy fifteen boxes.
+ you just started telling me your life story on the bus without even giving me your name first, and wait did you just say that you’re involved in the mafia?! 
+ you’re the tech guru on campus and i keep getting viruses on my computer just so i can come talk to you. 
+ we’re rival vloggers who are forced to do a panel together at vidcon, but it’s hard to despise you when you’re that much cuter in person. 
+ you’re an actor on my favorite tv show and i’m your biggest fan. needless to say that when i meet you for the first time, i get so excited that i accidentally punch you in the face. 
+ you’re a pirate and you were unaware about your feelings for me until a siren took my image. 
+ you’re my tutor but i keep getting distracted because you’re so pretty.
+ even though i’m about to be carted off to the er after my car accident, i’m still gonna try to flirt with you, the cute emt. 
+ i’m an escort but not that type of escort. if you play your cards right though, i could be. 
+ i own an esty shop and you’re the cute worker at the post office i keep running into. 

Have a random Sladiver drabble. This may or may not become part of a larger fic later. Takes place mid-season 1’s island flashbacks, before Shado joined them.


Sometimes, at night, the island was cold. Like, really cold. Cold enough that Oliver couldn’t fall asleep because he was shivering so badly (and that wasn’t just because he didn’t have silk sheets thank you very much). On one of the worst nights, he lay on his cot random area on the floor of the fuselage with the thin material being used as a makeshift blanket bunched around him. He heard Slade swear softly, and somehow it made him feel better that if Slade was even cold, maybe he wasn’t completely hopeless. And then he heard movements growing closer to him. Oh God, did Slade really have to check if he was still breathing like he was some kind of baby?

But instead, he felt the covers being lifted off him, and he would have protested except then there was a warm body sliding in next to him, and oh, fuck, that was so much better. Instinctively, Oliver curled in closer to the source of the heat–Slade, with none of his heavy gear and the many swords and knives he usually kept on him, was so much…less prickly. He was warm, and soft, and Oliver desperately missed human contact, and he really had to try very hard to bite his tongue and not say something he was going to be teased mercilessly about later.

“Not a word about this in the morning, kid.” His gruff voice was so close to Oliver’s ear, he didn’t have to do more than whisper, and Oliver was too relieved at being warm to really go into just why he loved the sound of Slade’s voice so much. “Or you’re training for an extra hour and catching our dinner.”

anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm the anon asking about the hurt!Steve and avoidance fics. thank you for the rec, but I'm looking more for something where they have a fight/Bucky says things to hurt Steve that causes the avoidance. I've checked some other tags but I can't find anything like what I'm looking for. thank you for the help!

ok try these ones out

A History of Birds by OddityBoddity

“You look like him,” Bucky says. No prompting, no nothing. He just speaks, like this is a thing he does.
“What?” Steve asks. He didn’t really hear it, too stunned by the fact that words were coming out of Bucky’s mouth to understand their meaning.
“You look like him. So did Pierce.” His voice is soft, gravelly from disuse. “Is that why they picked you?”
Steve’s heart plunges like an elevator with the cables cut. “Buck, it is me.”
The hard line of Bucky’s mouth softens just a little. “Sure,” he says.

Every Door Opens by notoska

(The summary was really long so I’m summing up the summary) Bucky moves into Sams’ house while he recovers. Steve realized hes in hopelessly love. Its a slow slow burn while bucky recovers his identity.

Like the Dead Sea by StilesBastille24

It cut Bucky to the core and he hated that more than anything. That as much as he could let Steve down, as he could get things wrong, he was still Bucky Barnes enough to care so very much about Steve Rogers.

“Steve,” Bucky said with a tired sigh, “please not tonight. I can’t do it tonight.”

“Can’t do what?” Steve asked.

“I can’t pretend tonight. I can’t be someone I don’t remember how to be, not tonight. Try me again tomorrow. I’ll muster it up, I swear. But tonight, I am so tired, pal.”

This Is My Last Breath by FlyByNightGirl

War stories, laughter, dances, disasters, stars. Family, fall out boy, nightmares and two broken hearts.

(There’s a double love story about two boys with 70 missing years in between - somehow Sergeant James Barnes became The Winter Soldier, and this is how.)

thealientourist  asked:

From the college prompts, could you write: "I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today?" with Phil and Clint?

“That’s my seat.”

Phil is exhausted, his arm aches, his cast itches, and the last thing on earth he needs is this alpha-male hipster reject looming over him. He looks up slowly, and it’s not hard to pour out every particle of irritation and disdain he has as he answers, “Not today, it’s not.”

The guy narrows his eyes. Phil has a vague idea that his name is Barkley or Bernard or something, and that he pretends to be dumber than he actually is so that no one will expect him to work. “Dude, I’ve been sitting here all semester. Can’t you just move over one?”

If Phil didn’t already have a soul-burning hatred of being called <i>dude</i>, he did now. “There are a hundred and thirty-three seats in this lecture hall. It won’t kill you to have sat in two of them.”

“I’ve sat in all of them,” Barrowman - Barsness? - snaps. “This is the only one that works.”

“Well, it’s the only one where I won’t get bumped every five minutes.” Phil shrugs the jacket off his should to show the cast around his arm, and Barrister (?) takes a step back.

“Aw, dude, no. Shit. I’m really sorry. I don’t mean to be a dick, it’s just…” He looks around and crouches next to the desk, speaking quietly. “It’s just that I don’t hear too good.” He taps his ear, and Phil notices his hearing aids for the first time. “Or, y’know, at all, and this is literally the only spot in the room where I can hear everything and see the whole board. So, like, I really kinda need this seat.”

Phil opens his mouth, closes it, and feels like such an absolute jerk that he wants to sink down out of his chair and join the bits of paper and suspicious stains on the floor. Finally, he says, “If I move over, will you try not to hit my arm.”

Barton - Barton. That’s it. - puts up on hand like he’s making an oath. “Still as a statue, man, I swear to god.”

Phil doesn’t believe in god, and he still thinks Barton is a pseudo-idiot heathen. He shifts to the next chair anyway, and the grin he gets in thanks makes him think that Barton’s not a jerk, at least. Nobody who smiles like that could possibly be all bad.

the signs decide to go to the mall (sorry about the length)
  • Leo: aye Pisces lets go to forever 21
  • Scorpio: ooh! let me come with!
  • Gemini: me too!
  • Aries: don't forget about me!
  • Virgo: but Scorpio, we were gonna go to hot topic together!
  • Pisces: alright Leo, as long as we can get ice cream afterwards
  • Scorpio: *stands in the way of people walking, trying to decide whether they should go to forever 21 or hot topic*
  • Taurus: it's ok Virgo, I'll go to hot topic with you
  • Capricorn: *wanders into the sports store with cancer*
  • Sagittarius: *follows capricorn and cancer*
  • Scorpio: *realizes most of their friends have left, tags along with Aquarius and libra to try on hats in the thrift store*
  • (in forever 21)
  • Gemini: guys should I get the oversized sweater or the fitted sweater
  • Leo: neither
  • Pisces: *at the same time as leo* get whatever makes you happy :)
  • Gemini: ...anyway, Aries what do you think?
  • Aries: fitted, definitely
  • Gemini: thanks!
  • Pisces: Leo come with me to buy this hoodie
  • Leo: wtf why ok
  • (meanwhile, Virgo and Taurus are awed by the amount of band tees)
  • Virgo: I need them all
  • Taurus: *gasps*
  • Virgo: what!?
  • Taurus: it's buy one get one half off!
  • Virgo: I'm going to buy everything
  • Taurus: do they have a rapper section
  • (let's see how Capricorn, Cancer, and Sagittarius are doing in the sports store)
  • Sagittarius: lol cancer catch! *throws football as hard as they can at unsuspecting cancer*
  • cancer: what the heck Sagittarius that wasn't funny!
  • Capricorn: you didn't even give cancer time to catch it
  • Sagittarius: whatever, let's go check out the skateboards
  • Cancer: *brushes it off and hesitantly follows Capricorn and Sagittarius to the skateboards*
  • Capricorn: Sagittarius check this out! *rolls through stomach down on a skateboard*
  • Sagittarius: you're so dumb, this is how you do it *gets on skateboard, speeds up, crashes into a display of basketballs*
  • Cancer: I knew coming here wasn't a good idea
  • Capricorn: run!!!
  • (in the thrift store)
  • Libra: Aquarius look at this one *puts on top hat*
  • Aquarius: is that how you pick up the ladies
  • Libra: no it's how I pick you up
  • Aquarius: you wish *puts on fedora* am I cute yet
  • Scorpio: no
  • Aquarius: well Scorpio I didn't ask you
  • Libra: stop don't be mean to Scorpio
  • Scorpio: yeah don't be mean to Scorpio
  • Aquarius: Scorpio is the one who insulted me!
  • Scorpio: I was joking!
  • Aquarius: why are you so mean to me?
  • Libra: both of you shut up!
  • Scorpio: hey is that Capricorn, Sagittarius, and Cancer running our way?
  • Aquarius: what did they do this time?
  • Scorpio: who let Capricorn and Sagittarius go somewhere together?
  • Libra: did everyone forget what happened last time they went somewhere alone together? *shudders*
  • Cancer: Scorpio save me from these two!
  • Aquarius: what happened?
  • Sagittarius: I kind of released about 50 basketballs into the sports store on accident
  • Scorpio: are you kidding me?
  • Sagittarius: on accident!
  • Capricorn: it was an accident, Sagittarius was trying to show off their skateboarding skills and kind of crashed
  • Cancer: that part was kind of funny but what if they catch us?
  • Libra: relax, I'm sure you'll be fine
  • (at the end of the day, the signs meet up back at the food court)
  • Aries: hey, where are Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Libra, Capricorn, and Cancer?
  • Virgo: How much do any of you wanna bet the reason they're not here is Capricorn and Sagittarius' fault?
  • Pisces: it's definitely their fault
  • Gemini: are they really that bad?
  • Leo: did you forget about the pretzel incident?
  • *all of them shudder*
  • Pisces: wait, Virgo and Taurus why do you both have three Hot Topic bags?
  • Taurus: there was kind of a sale
  • Virgo: and there was kind of a lot of stuff we wanted
  • *they both awkwardly laugh*
  • Aries: you two, I swear...
  • Gemini: hey, is that..?
  • Virgo: oh no
  • Pisces: what did they do this time?
  • Leo: why are they running?
  • Taurus: I'm tired
  • Sagittarius: *out of breath* you'll never guess what happened!
  • Gemini: do we really want to know?
  • Scorpio: we're being chased by mall security!
  • Cancer: I hate all of you for bringing this onto me
  • Leo: what could you have possibly done this time?
  • Capricorn: long story short, Sagittarius knocked over a ton of basketballs and we ran and found Scorpio, Aquarius, and Libra then security found us so we started running again
  • Aquarius: why did I run if I didn't do anything?
  • Libra: I was thinking the same thing
  • Cancer: why didn't I just hang out with Scorpio?
  • Aries: security's coming!
  • Pisces: run!

anonymous asked:

Hi. I'm the anon who thinks knows the character you dislike the most. I think its Mika? As I said I love him but its also interesting to know other points of view. You dont need to answer if you dont want to. I can see why you are reluctant to do it. Plz be save from the fangirls. Also I really appreciate all the translations and contributions you give to the fandom! Gotta keep it alive! We have to stick together till season 3 or guren's series

Ah, I thought I was doing a pretty good job of hiding it haha. But you are correct, Mika is indeed one of my least favorite characters. It’s hard to explain in a way, but I’ll do my best to portray why. So this isn’t me saying that what I say next is true about Mika, it’s just how I personally see his character portrayal. I’ll also try and keep this short with more statements and I can clarify if needed on points later. (I appreciate your genuine curiosity and non hostile way of asking haha, so I don’t mind answering. And I understand that a lot of people like him a lot, as they have every right to. And yes to hanging on until new content arrives to breathe life back into us!!~) 

Don’t get me wrong, I love child Mika and am really hopeful of his current character development with the Shinoa squad. It’s just the rest that I’m not a fan of. Mainly because I don’t go well with his kind of personality. I get it, his past sucks a lot. I can’t even imagine how horrible what he’s been through was. However. He’s not the only one with a shitty past and present. Some obviously haven’t had it as bad, but some have also had it worse. Yet to me, Mika is the type of character that uses it as a mental crutch to excuse not forging onward in life. Which I personally hate. There’s so many great examples in Seraph of people who have had the literal life sucked out of them in so many ways yet continue in their own way to move on. Even if their way of moving forward isn’t necessarily good, at least they try to overcome. You can see this with Yu. Who despite holding onto his past and staying stubborn in his moral principles, is trying to grow, is trying to become somebody who can protect what he cares about. Sure, it doesn’t always work out the best, but he tries. Where Mika thinks that he can just sweep Yu up into his arms and run. Run where? How? Does Yu even want to run with him? But it’s fine not answering these questions, I get him thinking short term. It’s the fact that Mika doesn’t care about answering them because he thinks he is the only one who could know best. Because even though Yu and Mika are human and vampire, screw humans and vampires apparently. It’s like he forgets that the very family he’s so remorseful over failing were human themselves. Another thing is that I see him as being hypocritical because he acts like he knows everything, including what the humans will do and how they act, yet when any of the other characters try and say they could understand him or know something better than him, he doesn’t accept it. Understanding isn’t a one way street. (This is something I do see progressing positively however, the longer he’s with the squad)
And while I’m being honest, I’ve got to say that in the past, some of the fandom really did some damage for me in terms of liking Mika. It’s definitely gotten a lot better though as people realize they can have their own opinion and visa-versa. But there were some people that I’d encounter that would swear by our lord and savior Mika as the perfect and unblemished angel he is. Which just, meh. Meh. No character is perfect, and if they were, that’d be so boring and unrealistic. I also had some shippers that roasted Shinoa and posts I made that included her (even though it was just official art of her /alone/ as I don’t really post shippy things) and it really grinded my gears. And I wasn’t going to fight them, so I’d just im a friend on here that I was blessed enough to discover shared my views on Mika. We both could see all of these great things worth discussing, female characters worth talking about, plot threads worthy of dissecting. Yet all people would discuss was Mika (usually with Yu). Which to each their own, of course. We just talked in private instead. (Looking back at our convos…oh god we were so sassily salty X’D good times lol) At that time, I tried really hard not to let the fandom be the thing that ruined him for me, but I’m human. And am not going to claim the ability to control what shapes my opinions. And while I was struggling not to straight up hate his character, I kept getting ask after ask about him. Which of course didn’t help but now, I find hilarious. Sorry past me for laughing at your expense lol.
But I think I’ve touched on everything at least a little, and hopefully that makes sense? I’ve never talked about it because I think people see my blog as having influence. And I wouldn’t want to give the impression that I want to use such influence to sway people’s opinions in any way.


robb stark appreciation month @robbstarkappreciation

day twenty-six: favorite S1 scene

1x08, the pointy end, “Treason? Sansa wrote this?”

“Are you afraid?”
“I must be.”
“Why is that good?”
“It means you’re not stupid.”

as in: there’s a lot of scenes I could have picked because S1 was definitely my favorite as far as show!Robb was concerned, but I went with this one because of that shaking hand detail which in my opinion was one of the best additions they made to the original canon when discussing Robb’s show writing - more under the cut before this post becomes way too long.

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BUT HOW ABOUT A KNB CHEERLEADING AU (but really, it could happen):

  • Midorima would be technically perfect but he’d also have the energy of a dead fish. He’d even refuse to join in on the chanting, at least at full volume.
  • Takao’s spacial awareness allows him to coordinate routines pretty well. When performing, he's loud. When he sees Midorima mumbling the cheer to himself, he grins and shouts even louder. The team tends to keep those two together since Midorima is picky about who he throws (rather, he makes it hard on the one being thrown) and so Takao can counter his lack of energy. 
  • Kise would be the sassiest pyramid top. HE IS BORN TO SHINE. But seriously, even his hip movements have sass. He goes all out and specializes in splits and other moves that require amazing flexibility when he’s not in the air.
  • Kasamatsu is all embarrassment and nerve, which translates into yelling really hard. He channels this confusion and awkwardness into his dancing, which ends up setting the mood. Their team in general can be described as fiery.
  • Kagami and Aomine would try to out-yell each other when their teams perform. The chants stop being peppy and start to sound like battle cries. For their respective teams, Kiyoshi and Sakurai try to counter this tone with their own shouting.
  • Aomine does lots of backflips and is in the center of things due to his intense energy, which would attract attention no matter what anyway.
  • Kagami’s jumping power lets him do ridiculous aerial acrobats. The first time, he jumps off of Kiyoshi and Mitobe’s hands, and the audience gasps at the fancy spins he manages to fit in. Then, later on, he jumps without any help and achieves the same height and it’s pretty fucking rad, really.
  • Kiyoshi is the designated catcher most of the time. He makes sure their usual jumpers, Koganei and Izuki, are safe and sound. They had to train him especially hard to suppress his urge to leap and catch anyone he sees falling. He watches other teams with a grimace due to how concerned he is over the aerial component.
  • Riko is, as always, an amazing coach. She doesn’t have a great sense for dance, but she dedicates herself to watching old competitions and collaborates with the team on creating something new.
  • Kuroko would be a genius support. He doesn’t have the strength to throw people into the air, but he’s perfectly steady. Also, using misdirection, he tops the pyramid without people’s notice, then grabbing attention using some elaborate flip. Their squad usually uses this move at the finale.
  • Murasakibara’s cartwheels are eye-catching due to his long limbs. Actually, when cartwheeling and dancing, his look becomes angrier and his pout more pronounced. Some people swear they’ve seen a snack sticking out of his mouth as he performs.
  • Himuro’s style involves lots of hairflips and really, he’s one of the most talented cheerleaders, right next to Kise. People are almost so distracted by his face (that’s gotta be the coyest smile they’ve ever seen) that they miss his elegant spins. Well, when his face is turned away they can’t help but notice his graceful arms and legs and honestly everything (as Annie put it: ERUPTION OF AWKWARD BONERS THROUGHOUT THE CROWD. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE QUESTIONING THEIR SEXUALITY AT ONCE). When Murasakibara isn’t off cartwheeling, he’s Himuro’s stand.
  • Akashi’s movements are tight. As in they have a deliberateness that’s breathtaking. He seems to have absolute control over every inch of his body. His team specializes in symmetry, as well as moving in perfect unison, with sharp movements, jagged elbows and arms.
  • Reo is the centerpiece in Rakuzan’s team. While he follows the same almost militaristic choreography, he brings a softness that contrasts well with the rest of the team and awes the audience.
  • Imayoshi moves so smooth that people aren’t sure whether he has as many bones as everyone else. He slides across the stage, so slinky, and when he’s in the air it’s like he’s extending his limbs and torso somehow. It’s unnerving and exciting with Aomine’s loud screams and Sakurai’s peppy bouncing on the ground. Overall, the mood seems jumbled at first, but what comes across by the end is power and confidence. Their fan base is rather strong.
  • Momoi focuses on expanding the number of moves each member can perform, especially aiming to add to their flexibility. She makes sure that everyone retains his uniqueness while they come together as a group.
  • Hanamiya. Oh Hanamiya and his penchant for dangerous stunts. Two people must be flying across the stage at all times. There’s lots of position switching in their squad, with what look like last minute catches. The audience is on edge and Hanamiya loves giving them a heart attack, especially Kiyoshi, who he knows worries about people getting hurt.
  • Hara adds to the suspense through languid motions, like he’s not going to twist at the right time or like he just doesn’t care what happens to the person flying at him. He wears a big grin and cheers in what would be a monotone if it dropped a layer of sarcasm. Surprisingly, Hanamiya cheers normally and energetically. Well, he always enjoyed acting anyway. Actually, he’s so energetic that it’s a bit scary.

Bonus: imagine them wearing female cheer uniforms.

Another bonus (thanks to Annie): Midorima throws Takao into the air and walks away. “Man proposes, God disposes.”

Last bonus: imagine them creating cheer routines to music like this. Okay I’m done now.

helandgarmr  asked:

I'm not sure if you've updated it lately, but if you haven't, do you mind updating the pet names tag? Thank you.

love me some pet names

Daddy’s Boy by Snare (1/1 | 2,822 | NC17)

Stiles has been blushing around him all week, sputtering and cheeks going red. It’s only after a pack meeting when Derek finally sees the soft pink lace peaking out from under his waistband.

No Name Calling by snogboxandahalf (1/1 | 2,350 | NC17)

It’s no name calling week at Beacon Hills High School and Derek finds it really hard not to swear at Stiles.


AKA the one where Sterek call each other names until they’re alone in the locker room. Then they do other things.

Open Your Eyes (Your Heart Can Tell No Lies) by piratekelly (1/1 | 6,068 | PG13)

Derek is fairly certain that the universe is trying to tell him something, which is all fine and dandy, but he thinks that maybe, possibly, the important realization here is that he really needs to invest in a calendar.

Sugar Pie (Honey Bunch) by larriecloudss (1/1 | 2,657 | G)

“Was that eat-in or takeaway?” the girl at the counter recites monotonously. Her disinterest in the answer is obvious. Her attention is instead devoted to glowering at a group of middle schoolers throwing chicken nuggets at each other. Derek tries not to be annoyed by the amplified clacking of her chewing gum. He watches as one of the preteens gets pegged in the head and goes down.

“Takeaway, thanks.” Stiles replies cheerfully by his side. His boyfriend is smiling widely at the grumpy waitress. “Sound alright, schmoopy?” he asks, directing the question at Derek.

Derek’s eye twitches.
Or, Stiles just really loves to annoy Derek with pet names.

the future significant others of seventeen members (110% my personal predictions)
  • **so i just wanted to get this down somewhere as sort of like an i suppose, prediction and hopes(??) for the future girlfriends (or hey! maybe boyfriends) of seventeen members and this is 110% my opinion!!! ((i'll be referring to the significant others as females since at this point, nothings been said to prove that they're not straight))
  • Seungcheol: leADER OF THE TROOP who's also a kid on the inside - his s/o would be someone who probably doesn't identify as introverted or extroverted but someone dead set in the middle, she'll be caring with random goofy sides to her and when she laughs she laughs with her whole body, she probably would throw her head back too, i have a feeling she'd love shopping and eating street food with s. coups and she'd give off this warm aura that doesn't necessarily draw your full attention to her but it's enough to acknowledge her happy presence and smile // the relationship would probably be full of activities, they'd have fun everywhere they go and lazy days wouldn't be very often, they'd be the couple known for having dozens of crazy & silly candid couple pictures ((and yes i think they'd totally wear couple t-shirts)) and their relationship would probably include a lot of planning but then giving up and just winging things
  • Jeonghan: jeonghan tho, jeonghan, this literal angel - his s/o would be a flower enthusiast, i see her wearing pastel but on bad days opting for darker shades and sweatpants, she'll be reserved and fairly quiet but blossoms like a rose once you get to know her, she probably listens to classical music and also really loves kpop girl groups, i also think that she'd have a sweet tooth and may have a huge thing for really really REALLY nice shoes or purses and she would constantly post photos of her doing jeonghan's hair or him making faces and they'd probably share the same conditioner let's be real here // i think that the relationship would be quite slow & very easy going at first but when they get to a significant point of commitment, they'd be everywhere, E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E, you can't escape this
  • Joshua: does anyone even deserve joshua, he's too good for this world - his s/o would be super sweet like a slice of strawberry cake, i see her as rosy cheeked with a slight geeky side who probably plays piano or violin, perhaps even cello and would love to learn how to play the guitar from joshua, she'd be a bundle of joy (this sounds like i'm talking about a baby omg) and her perspective on life is so gentle and welcoming you could sit in awe just listening to her talk about things she's curious about, she reminds me of a quiet coffee store with books and tiny plants everywhere soaking in the warm sunshine // i think the relationship would be very honest and gentle and they'd be the cute couple you see at carnivals that kind of stare up at the rides at sundown while sitting on a bench with smiles on their faces and your parents would love him and his would love her
  • Jun: mr. wushu-boy probably has ladies lining up just to look at his face, aNYWAYS - his s/o would come off as a slightly tedious person in the very beginning but would probably be a super funny person, i see her as someone who likes sports but isn't very good at them, her go to shoes would probably be sneakers, she's someone who you wouldn't immediately love until you had a good conversation and sense of who she is and wants to be, she probably would be the type who would prefer jun to lay his head on her rather than the other way // the relationship would include trying a lot of new things and i think they'd probably both would get hardcore obsessed with something together, they'd be the couple you see at random trinket stores laughing and taking pictures with/of funny and cute lil items but then not buying anything ((or on the rare occasion, one thing each))
  • Hoshi: i pray that hoshi will find the most adorable, boisterous and happy lil ball of sunshinE - i see her as someone who wears colourful clothing (not necessarily neon), she probably has resting nice face and is fairly lazy but will do things with the right amount
  • of motivation, she probably has a big thing for cute animals ((if you ever watched marriage not dating, i imagine she'd be a shorter & louder version of jangmi!!)) and you'd probably associate her to the colours green and pink // they'd probably have some sort of synced up scale for their levels of hype, like they'd both be lazy and tired but then would be excited and jumpy about something they both equally love, they'd be the couple that does everything together and act like best friends in love
  • Wonwoo: wHOEVERGETSTODATETHISBOY is2g you've been blessed by the gods above - i see his girl as someone who prefers long sleeves to short sleeves but the occasional tank top, she'd probably love the colour blue or purple, she'd be a hard worker but knows when to take a break, she'd have two sides; her bored-staring-off-into-space side and then her adorable giddy restless face-pulling side, i'm so sure she'd always have candy or food in her bag and she'd probably would love to travel everywhere and holding hands with wonwoo would be her favourite thing to do // they'd probably be a low-key couple in public but do crazy weird-butt things when alone or with the other members, they'd be a loving pairing with so much respect for the other and probably likes night walks and yEs she'd steal his sweaters all the time, they're couple name would be 'mr and mrs sweater paws'
  • Woozi: wooziwooziwoozi, his girl would get woozi with love ((that didn't make sense ok moviNG ON)) - his significant other would probably loves sleep and cereal at night, i see her as someone who always is wrapped up in her blanket at home, she'd be someone who'd get chilly easily (woozi would probably hold her hands in his hands like a lil ball of warmth i wANT THIS TO HAPPEN PLEASE) and she'd always have a cardigan everywhere (she'd probably have a few sweaters in the cabinet in the pledis practice room and at the dorms) & she'd be a blazing hot fireball, like woozi she'd probably give off the impression of being younger than she actually is but is a tough lil bee who probably really likes fruit and gets her way // these two would probably judge everyone together like they'd be that couple who someone who ask a really stupid question to and they'd just stare at the guy with no expression until he leaves and then casually go back into their conversation, they'd be a very honest couple and would fix problems head on before spiralling out of their control
  • Seokmin: nobody ever rain on this boy's parade okAy okay. - his s/o would most likely be equally sunny as dk is and is someone who used to be insecure but has for the most part fought and won against her insecurities, you'd probably associate her with a sunny and bright day, she may be a either a dangerously good baker or a really crappy one who's meanest dish is a fruit salad but i know that she'd love dk unconditionally, she'd be 110% committed to the relationship, she'd probably drink tea all the time especially with added slices of lemon, she'd have a rose-glass tinted outlook on everything, she'd be a very positive thinker who tries very hard to never be negative, she's a self improver and probably loves buying cute korean makeup items & has shelves full of them in her bathroom // they'd probably have random dance parties to upbeat songs while cooking dinner and dk would spin her around before reaching behind her to try the pasta, THIS RELATIONSHIP I SWEAR TO GOD WILL BE THE EQUIVALENT OF A PICTURE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP WITH PHOTO EVIDENCE ON REGULAR OCCASIONS when will this happen, they'd also probably get matching bracelets that aren't the cheesiest thing ever but almost, just almost
  • Mingyu: if he doesn't adopt a puppy with his s/o i will cry - mingyu's s/o would be a go-getter but with some shy moments, i see her as someone who's still figuring her ambitions in life, she probably has a decent amount of friends and doesn't have only one best friend in particular, she'd never be able to pass by a pet shop without looking at the animals inside, she'd have a calming purplish aura that radiates off of her, she'd be someone you want to tell all your secrets to because she gives off the impression that she's trustworthy and don't worry, she is!! but maybe a little forgetful but either way, she's still oh-so lovable, she'd strike me as someone who would get mingyu random gifts, whatever reminds her of him she'd buy for him and she would always share her food with him but would be stingy arounds others if very hungry, i think she'd probably be into photography too or some sort of technical art skill // they'd be known as the couple who always goes into photo booths, they probably have like 50 strips of that stuff but it's okay because they pull the funniest faces and sometimes seventeen members photobomb and they turn out great, they'd have a go with the flow but steady going relationship and would probably start out as good friends
  • Minghao: mY lil bundle of cuteness and bboying skills - i think that the girl he'll end up with would be someone quite reserved, she'd be very into taking selfies tho and probably would be really into k-dramas or anime, she'd be the opposite of stuck up and would be the most helpful human bean in the world, she'd probably be shorter than minghao and if she doesn't know chinese, she'd learn it so that she could communicate with him and his family members better, she'd be someone who zones out constantly and is giggly and ticklish, she would also have a weird appetite ranging from eating a few bites to eating a few plates, she probably really likes her coffee sweet, she'd be patient and would make minghao laugh all the time, she may not be the most confident but would stand up for what she believes in and if someone's being hurtful or hateful she wouldn't be one to stand on the side but yet she wouldn't be one to fight, she'd be a peaceful person who people always underestimate // this relationship would probably need to last a while before marriage is even in the question, they're both ones to enjoy life one step at a time, they'd be the couple who you sometimes forget about but when you do see pictures, you wouldn't be able to stop scrolling for at least an hour
  • Seungkwan: boonon boonon boonon - his girl would be hilarious, she probably would come from a family with siblings and share the same family morals as seungkwan does, she was probably a really good student, she knows how to entertain an audience but may not necessarily be the first one to volunteer for that job, she probably prefers to listen to music out loud rather than through earphones unless in quiet public places, she'd be a reader but with little time to sit down with a book, she'd probably be the funnest person to bring to the supermarket because you know you'd be going home with multiple fun items and she'd be the most inviting person, she'll never make anyone feel left out from a conversation or party and loves making others laugh // they'd be a couple to watch out for in the streets, they'd probably be the type to swing their arms together rEAlly high up before realising so after a few minutes or an accidental hit, they'd be the cute couple you see at a cafe sitting across from one another laughing at a funny story while sharing a piece of dessert and love in their eyes (this made me gag slightly, love is such an emotional subject ew okay)
  • Vernon: pULL up on yOu waCKs witH A MAC FULLY LOADED i had to i'm so sorry - first things first, i'm so sure his s/o would be clumsy, she'd be someone who wouldn't take everything seriously, probably relatively chill at first glance until a few days later and you see the real side of her and you want to sit her down and stay still, she may not listen to a lot of hip hop but would gladly learn the lyrics alongside him for fun, she'd probably be fairly lazy but then again i think hansol is too, i think she'd be someone who's very deep but doesn't show it at first, she would constantly share daily happenings with seventeen fans that want to know, she'd be a friend to all of the seventeen fans and would probably be forced onto multiple andromedas by seungkwan who states that 'the number of viewers go up when you're on the show' but it's mainly you groaning because they're making you do the weirdest things and they won't let you sit next to hansol (bc they're mean) but eventually they would after fans pester the chat box // they probably stay in 60% of the time that's spent together, when they do go out from the comfort of their home(s) it's usually to get food for the next few days so that they don't need to leave that often, they'd be a relationship full of embraces and late night conversations, also expect embarrassing photos from his s/o, she'll post 'em all
  • Lee Chan: our lil maknae (he's barely older than me but he's my lil cutie pie) his s/o would either be someone who's life is dance or who doesn't dance at all and he'd be okay with both, she'd be a casual dresser for the most part, music would probably be a big part of her life, she'd be thoughtful and a cheery well rounded person who knows her priorities in life, she would someone who is slightly scared to make significant changes in her life and may need some persuasion and pushes from chan, she's the type of person you'd come home after a long day to and she'd have all your favourite food in the kitchen for you to choose and she'd be very understanding and would give chan space if he needed it without getting hurt about it, she'd also be super playful, her energy is never ending and she probably absolutely loves going to parks such as disneyland or any places with rides and a nice scenery for her instagram feed // i think they'd be the couple you always see side by side, shoulder by shoulder, they'd probably wouldn't even realise how close they are till someone points it out and they'd get flustered and try to laugh it off, they'd be a young couple who wants their relationship to really work and would only get comfortable showing it after a few months or so

I found my favorite post ever and it makes a pretty damn good prompt especially for these fluffy morons (Coliver).

“Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.”


Connor will swear from here until the end of the world that he’s not a cuddler but after a long day, he really does like to curl around Oliver and hold him against his chest. Or when it gets really bad, he lets Oliver slide into their bed behind him and be the big spoon even though Connor tends to take a little longer to get comfortable that way.

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Fluff Week: May 19th: I Lived/Show Me +  May 20th: Serendipity

So…this is a birthday present to myself? :’D
A little in canon goodness, hehe. Enjoy!!

It turned out far shorter than I had originally planned simply because I was late and just wrote it all in one go :’D So I can’t guarantee that this is any good haha, but I hope you’ll enjoy it nonetheless.

Again, thankyou for all the amazing birthday wishes and gifts!! It’s still not over, hehe. Let’s celebrate some more. ♥

The wind danced across the veranda, sounding the little wind chimes Lucy had lovingly assembled the other day, and continued its journey to try and ruffle her hair. The endeavour was useless though, as she had tamed it into a tight braid.

For a moment, she watched the chimes dance with the wind, but then shook her head as if to reprimand herself, glancing back down at the scribbles in her notebook.

She kept staring for a few moments more. Then, with a loud sigh, she ripped the page out of the book and scrunched it up. In her small wrath, she hauled it as far as she could, as if that would make the words on it disappear for good.

A futile wish.

Or so she thought, but the next moment she watched as the little ball ignited and crumbled into ashes, before they too were gone with the wind.

“Oi, that almost hit me!”

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Exhale Desire

Word Count: 1 350 of sin

Genre: smut (I can’t believe myself ugh)

Warnings: smut , top!phil , originally written just for my friend’s eyes only so the first part is me trying to entertain myself writing (aka I wrote it as a joke at first but then decided to properly do it)

Summary: You know that live show where Dan sorta got turned on by candles?? The one where he’s like “that’s some great fucking candles, fucking, fuck me.” well, this is the aftermath

A/N I never intended to post this but I haven’t posted in ages (really sorry ‘bout that, I just didn’t feel up to it. like at all. sorry again) ((also this was saved on my laptop as “totally not phan smut” and my mother had to use my laptop for her teacher stuff for a week and I was so paranoid))

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