i'm trusting you tumblr and not signing this

anonymous asked:

Mommy...? I'm lesbian... it feels so good to type that

My dear lesbian child, 

Yes! You’re lesbian! It feels good to type that because it is good! 

Your attraction to girls is beautiful. Your existence is beautiful. You are beautiful. <3 

With all my love, 

Your Tumblr Mom 

PS: I love it when i get messages like this, they make me smile. It makes me so happy when my tumblr kids “come out” to me, it’s a sign of trust and it’s adorable. 

The signs according to every post on tumblr:
  • Aries: *is like 5ft tall* FITE ME RN BITCh
  • Taurus: *someone somewhere on the other side of the world mentions food* did someone just say food
  • Gemini: 2 faces. can't be trusted. sneaky ass bitches.
  • Cancer: *goes outside* *violently starts crying for no reason*
  • Leo: hahaha, I know I'm better than you hun (; *sassy hair flip* kourtney, mind grabbing my uggs for me?
  • Virgo: *takes out Febreeze spray gun* *violently starts shooting it at anything anyone touches*
  • Libra: "haha and then what ;)"
  • Scorpio: emo. probably listens to fall out boy. dark soul. will probably murder you.
  • Sagittarius: adveNTUROS1!!1!! NEVER SAd dO THEY EVEN HAVE EMOTIONs??2??2!
  • Capricorn: boring asf.
  • Aquarius: 12 year old going through their "iM A REbEl!1!" phase. never cried while reading tfios. aliens.
  • Pisces: one fish two fish red fish blue fish. probably cries enough to fill up an entire ocean (which they swim in:))

fandom drama basically the worst. When tumblr is suffering from the drama, it’s becoming a very toxic place. Remember the amount of hatred thrown at Amanda for basically stating her being uncomfortable with Johnlock fanfics and fanarts? some of the fans are outraged, and it’s going for three days straight (I cant even browsing through tumblr in peace)

Or the one with B slamming the Johnlock pairing in one of the articles? So an actor isnt really comfortable with your shipping his character with his friend. Big deal. Them disliking it doesnt mean you have to stop shipping it.

and now, the drama is that benedict is changed because he’s Hollywood hot commodity now.

“He no longer the boy that doesnt know how to dress himself..” well, if he dresses better, doesnt mean he’s changed. The circumstance is changed, and yes, he’s a movie star now. Of course he has to properly dressed a bit more now.

“He no longer the cute, bumbly guy who’s having fun by himself.. he looks tired..” Have u seen the new Palm Springs film awards? He basically slowmo through the award speech. Still a huge dork. and remember THE DUDE IS FREAKING BUSY, OF COURSE HE’S TIRED.

WE ALL CANT SMILE WITH OUR TEETHS SHATTERING, CAN WE??

and despite having a fiancee, HE STILL HAS TIME FOR SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS TO HIS FANS,

See, The negativity is created by the fandom and is WAY worse than the reality itself. I suggest never trust anything you find on internet, stop clicking on anonymous articles and news, and start judging by yourself. Lots of drama-queens polluting tumblr. and I dont think they’re the ones you should trust with their snap judgements.

say it with me:

BENEDICT IS NOT CHANGED.