i'm too old for shit

so after the birthright quest I had to draw this absolute kitten

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How to deal with drama

So Anderson gets a call from Shepard on Eden Prime saying ‘we found the beacon, can we get a pickup, everything’s fine’

then not five minutes later Kaidan rings up and goes

‘yeah so the beacon’s exploded and Shepard is unconscious, and it’s probably my fault, could you please hurry up’

Okay but all the Batkids get kidnapped at least once as a civilian

The first time it happens was with Dick and Bruce was freaking the fuck out. He had the ransom money all ready to go and he was ready to bust in as Batman when Dick showed back up at the manor with a bloody nose from when he fell to the ground because he was tied up to a chair and Bruce just scoops him up in a hug and doesn’t let him go for approximately eight hours

Barbara was next. She was both the daughter of Jim Gordon and close to Bruce Wayne, so ofc she gets kidnapped for a stupidly high ransom from Bruce and stupid demands from the police department. Bruce and Jim weren’t even able to call them back after the demands were made before Barbara came waltzing into the station with exactly one scrape on her knee

Bruce is panicky with Jason, but they don’t even get him to the hideout. He gets dragged into the truck while he was out with Bruce, and the five minutes it takes for Bruce to call the police and for them to get there Jason has beat up his kidnappers and is driving the truck back. He asks Bruce if he can keep it and Bruce is too surprised to say no and he just sorta nods while hugging him

Tim actually waits for the police to show up, and when they get there he’s sitting on a ridiculously plush couch with a glass of chocolate milk and a laptop and playing minesweeper while his kidnappers cower in the corner, and Jim just sighs before calling Bruce

Steph thinks the entire thing is hilarious and she just goes along with everything they say for shits and giggles. When they call Bruce (whose gotta do that concerned parent thing “is my baby okay?”) and they give her the phone she just “Bruce they took me to a warehouse . A fucking warehouse how cliche can you get–” and at this point she’s fighting them off while talking to Bruce “I’ll be home in 20. Love you”

They drop Cass off. The literary bring her back as Bruce is calling Jim and when she walks through the door she just sits at the kitchen table, looks and Bruce and all she ever says about the kidnapping is “they were a bunch of cowards”

Bruce is super panicky with Damian and when he finally gets the ransom call he demands to speak to Damian and “don’t you dare kill them” “but father” “Damian, no” “can I at least beat them up” “nO” “BUT FATHER” “YOU WILL WAIT UNTIL JIM AND I GET THERE” and when they show up Damian is pouting in the chair that he’s tied to

Batman came to get Duke because it happened while Batman was on patrol, and when he gets there Duke is already halfway out of the complex and “I didn’t think you would come” “what” “you were patrolling and–” and then Bruce hugs him and they have a very serious conversation that Bruce will always come for Duke and it may end in them crying it may not

BONUS

Carrie got like, halfway kidnapped. They were dragging her to the white get away van™ when she kicked all there asses and walked back over to Bruce “what” “are you–” “I’m fine” “are you sure–” “yes oh my god let’s just go get coffee”


BONUS BONUS

Bruce is actually pretty worried and panicked when Terry gets kidnapped. Like, this kid is a pice of shit and he says all the wrong things at the wrong times and that’s exactly what he’s doing now and he just doesn’t seem to notice until he’s like, in serious shit? But he gets out of it anyway because he’s the goddamn Batman and when Terry shows up all banged up and dragging his kidnapper behind him Bruce just sighs and “I’m too old for this shit”

Jonsa fandom: “Sansa and Jon are endgame because *lists a great amount of reasons why jonsa makes sense due to politics, storyline in the books and profile of the characters*

Joner*s fandom: “Jon and Dany are meant to be cuz he’s ice and she’s fire”

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It’s 1985 and hate at first sight as Armitage Hux the new English transfer student meets Ben ‘Kylo’ Solo on his first day. So when Principal Organa finds them with matching black eyes outside her office, she reads them the riot act before forcing them to spend time together.  

Brought to you by this awesome song and a 80′s movie binge Simple Minds – (Don’t You) Forget About Me 

god I hate so fucking much the rape trope in rickmorty fan fiction, it doesn’t make any goddamn sense.

rick would never hurt morty like this. he would rather be destroying himself with booze/heavy drugs/whatever, than sexually assault morty. he fucking killed king jellybean, when he learnt what that asshole had done, why in the flying fuck would he sink to that level?

i understand that this type of fanfiction is usually written by thirsty teenagers because, even though they try to make it psychological, it still looks like a wet fantasy. but I really wish there was more in depth exploration of such heavy themes such as sexual abuse, manipulation etc., than just a jerk off material (I cant’t even jerk off to this shit bc it’s so bland and boring).

Warm Me Up ch. 25

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That weekend, Will received a message that caught him off guard. He had been so focused on his conversation with Nico throughout the week that he’d forgotten about Joey. At least until his name lit up his phone screen.

Movie tonight? I can pick you up?

The message made Will feel guilty and uncertain. A week ago, the idea of going on a date was exciting and even a relief. At the time there was no possibility of one day getting back together with Nico. There was no urge to spend every waking moment texting him and smiling over stupid messages throughout the night until Cecil threw a pillow at him and told him to at least silence the phone.

A week ago, he’d wanted nothing more than to tear Nico out of his heart. He would’ve agreed to the date without mulling it over so much.

Now, though, he wasn’t so sure. Going on a date now would feel wrong. In the back of his mind, he would feel guilty because of Nico. Because Nico was trying so hard to be better. He was trying hard to be Will’s friend again. And Will didn’t want to repay it by going on a date behind his back.

Instead of answering, he called Joey and hoped to find a way out of the date without necessarily having to explain his entire situation.

“Hey there, doc,” Joey greeted.

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To people in the stim community

You can’t stop people from “icky” blogs from reblogging your stuff. A cute pastel banner will not stop someone who is Ace, Gay, non-spectrum, or -whatever- you don’t like from viewing and/or reblogging your stuff.

If I see a blog I don’t like you know what I do? I just block them. I don’t go to them or make huge banners telling them not to interact.

Also, don’t clump people from different communities together. TERFS/Radfems don’t count in the same group as Ace people or Littles. You are literally smashing the oppressed and oppressors together cause they’re some icky buzz words of the month for tumblr. 

Oh and FYI, most of ya’ll are taking from instagram videos and the like. 

It’s not your content to police to begin with.

It’s videos of slime my dudes, chiiiiiiill.