i'm too old for shit

general fandom PSA:

if someone sends you a message on anon saying “did you see that so-and-so posted so-and-so about so-and-so?” then the rule of thumb is that they are probably trying to start shit.

don’t take the bait. I guarantee that you’ll be happier in the long run if you don’t.

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How to deal with drama

Okay but all the Batkids get kidnapped at least once as a civilian

The first time it happens was with Dick and Bruce was freaking the fuck out. He had the ransom money all ready to go and he was ready to bust in as Batman when Dick showed back up at the manor with a bloody nose from when he fell to the ground because he was tied up to a chair and Bruce just scoops him up in a hug and doesn’t let him go for approximately eight hours

Barbara was next. She was both the daughter of Jim Gordon and close to Bruce Wayne, so ofc she gets kidnapped for a stupidly high ransom from Bruce and stupid demands from the police department. Bruce and Jim weren’t even able to call them back after the demands were made before Barbara came waltzing into the station with exactly one scrape on her knee

Bruce is panicky with Jason, but they don’t even get him to the hideout. He gets dragged into the truck while he was out with Bruce, and the five minutes it takes for Bruce to call the police and for them to get there Jason has beat up his kidnappers and is driving the truck back. He asks Bruce if he can keep it and Bruce is too surprised to say no and he just sorta nods while hugging him

Tim actually waits for the police to show up, and when they get there he’s sitting on a ridiculously plush couch with a glass of chocolate milk and a laptop and playing minesweeper while his kidnappers cower in the corner, and Jim just sighs before calling Bruce

Steph thinks the entire thing is hilarious and she just goes along with everything they say for shits and giggles. When they call Bruce (whose gotta do that concerned parent thing “is my baby okay?”) and they give her the phone she just “Bruce they took me to a warehouse . A fucking warehouse how cliche can you get–” and at this point she’s fighting them off while talking to Bruce “I’ll be home in 20. Love you”

They drop Cass off. The literary bring her back as Bruce is calling Jim and when she walks through the door she just sits at the kitchen table, looks and Bruce and all she ever says about the kidnapping is “they were a bunch of cowards”

Bruce is super panicky with Damian and when he finally gets the ransom call he demands to speak to Damian and “don’t you dare kill them” “but father” “Damian, no” “can I at least beat them up” “nO” “BUT FATHER” “YOU WILL WAIT UNTIL JIM AND I GET THERE” and when they show up Damian is pouting in the chair that he’s tied to

Batman came to get Duke because it happened while Batman was on patrol, and when he gets there Duke is already halfway out of the complex and “I didn’t think you would come” “what” “you were patrolling and–” and then Bruce hugs him and they have a very serious conversation that Bruce will always come for Duke and it may end in them crying it may not

BONUS

Carrie got like, halfway kidnapped. They were dragging her to the white get away van™ when she kicked all there asses and walked back over to Bruce “what” “are you–” “I’m fine” “are you sure–” “yes oh my god let’s just go get coffee”


BONUS BONUS

Bruce is actually pretty worried and panicked when Terry gets kidnapped. Like, this kid is a pice of shit and he says all the wrong things at the wrong times and that’s exactly what he’s doing now and he just doesn’t seem to notice until he’s like, in serious shit? But he gets out of it anyway because he’s the goddamn Batman and when Terry shows up all banged up and dragging his kidnapper behind him Bruce just sighs and “I’m too old for this shit”

Warm Me Up ch. 25

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IDEK GUYS LEZZGO

That weekend, Will received a message that caught him off guard. He had been so focused on his conversation with Nico throughout the week that he’d forgotten about Joey. At least until his name lit up his phone screen.

Movie tonight? I can pick you up?

The message made Will feel guilty and uncertain. A week ago, the idea of going on a date was exciting and even a relief. At the time there was no possibility of one day getting back together with Nico. There was no urge to spend every waking moment texting him and smiling over stupid messages throughout the night until Cecil threw a pillow at him and told him to at least silence the phone.

A week ago, he’d wanted nothing more than to tear Nico out of his heart. He would’ve agreed to the date without mulling it over so much.

Now, though, he wasn’t so sure. Going on a date now would feel wrong. In the back of his mind, he would feel guilty because of Nico. Because Nico was trying so hard to be better. He was trying hard to be Will’s friend again. And Will didn’t want to repay it by going on a date behind his back.

Instead of answering, he called Joey and hoped to find a way out of the date without necessarily having to explain his entire situation.

“Hey there, doc,” Joey greeted.

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The Soonest We’ll Find Out If A Black Widow Movie Is Happening, According To Scarlett Johansson
Scarlet Johansson admits discussions on a solo Black Widow have once again been delayed.

You have to feel a little bit sorry for Scarlett Johansson. While she has been a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe since 2010, when she first popped up as Natasha Romanoff in Iron Man 2, a role she has reprised on four other occasions, we’re still no closer to actually having a Black Widow solo movie. It doesn’t sound as though we’re going to get one anytime soon, too, because Scarlett Johansson has now admitted that any discussions on a solo outing for the character won’t take place until after Avengers: Infinity War.

Scarlett Johansson made this admission to MTV News while on the red carpet at the 2017 Academy Awards, which she attended to present the award for Best Original Song to Justin Hurwitz, Benji Pasek and Justin Paul for their work on La La Land’s “City Of Stars.” The discussion soon swung the way of Marvel, though, and when she was asked about the chances of a solo Black Widow film happening in the near future, she genuinely looked like she didn’t have an answer, before insisting that her thoughts were just on Avengers: Infinity War. Scarlett Johansson remarked:

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the Infinity War, which is like, the production is an infinity. And then I’ll let you know afterwards.

There always appears to be a problem when it comes to the Marvel Cinematic Universe making a solo Black Widow film. In fact, it always seems to be the first thing that’s put on the backburner when a new idea arrives or a film has to make way in the scheduling. While Marvel have never actually confirmed a Black Widow film, their head-honcho Kevin Feige has insisted on numerous occasions that discussions and potential ideas and concepts for the film have been touted.

The Superstars looking at this ramp part 2:
  • Roman: uhh.... I just got some new kicks so...
  • Enzo: *looks at Cass* Piggy back ride?
  • Sheamus: *looks at Cesaro*
  • Cesaro: don't even think about it.
  • Shane: ...I'm too old for this shit.
  • Sasha: *tries to call for Eddie's spirit to fly her to the ring*
  • Charlotte: A queen should not have to walk down a long ramp.
  • Seth: *motions to his knee*.....really guys?

You don’t like Jalec?

Okay.

Two ways to deal with this. 

Option A: post your hatred of Jalec on the Jalec tag. Insult all Jalec shippers with the worst names you can come up with simply because they ship Jalec. Write insanely long essays about how Jalec is the worst thing that your poor, innocent mind has ever been subjected to (and of course, post it on the Jalec tag). Create anti-Jalec videos. Compose anti-Jalec songs. And yes, post all your anti-Jalec venom on the Jalec tag, so you can be blocked by the largest number of Jalec shippers as possible.

Option B: blacklist Jalec, stay away from the Jalec tag, and go enjoy the pairings you actually ship. 

In other words, you can be a grownup (option B) or you can be a naïve brat that will waste a lot of people’s time but mostly your own (option A). 

It’s totally up to you.

Is anyone else intensely embarrassed by their unstable identity? Every time I Change I can feel everyone around me rolling their eyes like, here she goes again …

Fairy Tail Shipping Wars
  • Me: "Even though I'm an adult, I still have lots of fun being a Fairy Tail fan :)"
  • NaLu Shippers: "GRAYLU SUCKS"
  • GrayLu Shippers: "NALU SUCKS"
  • Miraxus Shippers: "FRAXUS SUCKS"
  • Fraxus Shippers: "MIRAXUS SUCKS"
  • Gruvia Shippers: "GRAYZA SUCKS"
  • Grayza Shippers: "GRUIVA SUCKS"
  • Me: "OMG SHIP WHAT YOU WANT, IGNORE WHAT YOU DON'T WANT, AND STOP ACTING LIKE CHILDREN DAMMIT"
  • Me: "Nvm I'm too old for this shit"
PSA:

Being a fan of anyone now is so fucking difficult especially when you are older because I can’t even understand the mindset of bullying your celeb or even commenting ridiculous things on their Instagram. Fandoms are so damn toxic and I feel like I get sick of a celeb so quickly because of the fans they come with. I can’t even crush on someone like a normal 20 something year old because the fucking brainless children that come with him or her are literally the worst.

Oh and please come and in my inbox and tell me otherwise. While I understand some celebs are truly terrible they are HUMAN, they have lives, stop holding them up to perfection.

  • Cpt. Captain Bane: A toast to Lieutenant Hurley. She was the bravest officer I ever worked with in this force. I'm gettin' too old for this shit.
  • Taako: Yes, I hope her memory never <i>leafs</i> you.
  • Merle: Aw, that got right to the <i>root</i> of the problem!
  • Taako: Yeah, it was a <i>tree</i>mendous joke if I do say so myself.
  • Magnus: .....
  • Magnus: Bark!