i'm too drunk to be watching this

i was thinking about it and having the foxes in the same house would be both the best and the worst thing ever and since 1: i can never make serious content for this fandom, and 2: it’s syeda’s (@wasninski‘s) birthday, why the hell not:

  • kevin would end up replacing all of andrew’s candy with like cherry tomatoes or something
  • andrew would have the most horrified look on his face as he realized that those were not in fact gummies and his entire snacking time had been a lie

neil would be the laziest little fucker too 

  • neil: *sitting on the couch with allison* hey go get me some chips or i’ll stick my toe up your nose
  • allison: *scrolling through her instagram feed* mmmm no
  • neil: *already taking off his sock and putting his face near allisons* you made me do this
  • nicky: *comes downstairs* it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the hets are at it again
  • matt: *not looking up from his cereal*: it’s not me and dan this time so it must be aaron and katelyn

OH MY GOD S H O W E R S

  • kevin: *storms downstairs dripping wet with a towel around his waist* which one of you fuckers turned on the sink
  • dan: *comes out of the kitchen with a glass of water*: i was parched :)
  • in my experience living with other people in a house with a broken shower is the worst bc all someone could do is turn on the sink or flush the toilet and the water temperature in the shower does a full 360 to either satan’s asshole of fucking antartica

sharing a house means sharing clothes but they probably do that anyways

  • andrew: has anyone seen my sweatshirt
  • neil: *muffled by the sweatshirt sleeves he has his face buried in* no you should ask renee she did laundry yesterday
  • andrew: give me my damn shirt josten

and consider:

  • neil: hey guys where’d like half my closet go
  • nicky: *quickly stuffs the garbage bag that was in his hands into the trash* must’ve lost it during the move!! looks like we’ll have to replace everything!! whoops!!

renee makes breakfast on the weekends and it is a m a z i n g. natalie renee walker becomes a saint to any hungover fox(read: kevin, nicky, and aaron)

but all of the foxes put things in places the twinyards + neil most definitely can’t reach and it becomes a challenge to see who can get either neil, andrew, or aaron to use the most extreme methods to get something

  • andrew: *is balancing on two chairs, 5 pillows, three of renee’s cookbooks, and dan’s exercise ball, plus he’s on his tiptoes*
  • kevin: i wonder who put your candy bars on top of the fridge???
  • andrew: i will literally tear out you hair follicles one by one if you tell anyone about this

tbh they act like they hate each other(andrew might actually hate everyone), but they’re just a big dumb family and they have video game tournaments every saturday

  • matt: did you-neil, did you just fucking blue shell me
  • neil: so that’s what what was
  • allison and nicky go so hard at just dance like it isn’t even funny
  • they usually drag neil into their games too bc he’s a pretty decent dancer???
  • kevin plays too if he’s drunk enough
  • aaron usually leaves by then
  • andrew just sits on the couch and watches neil dance and play around with the other foxes bc he’s happy his boyfriend feels safe around the foxes and that he’s happy and carefree bc that’s what he deserves  

anyways the foxes would have the times of their lives living together, especially once andrew and neil get comfortable around them and you can pry this out of my damn hands

this is the worst post i’ve ever made 

Cos I said I would.

Run!BTS Ep 12 was such a bless, we don’t have just Jikook being kink trashs, Taegi “You’re drunk, go to home please”, VHope so in love, Sope being soulmates™, Namjin married couple, Yoonmin “haven’t we seen each other at a cathedral?”, Yoonjin dad jokes, Jinmin 60cm shoulders fanboy, Taekookmin being kink trashs pt2

We’ve BTS actually acknowledging all the abuse that they made us go through since 2013

a conversation my friends and I had about tigger.
  • Friend 1: for a hot second there i forgot that literally bouncing is what he does and thought like, a bouncer at a nightclub
  • me: spdfigfdos
  • Friend 2: I would fucking watch that tho
  • me: THE BEST THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE... ALLOWED TO KICK YOU OUT AFTER YOU HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK, WHOO HOO
  • Friend 1: skjdflsjfd
  • Friend 2: Pooh is the barkeep! Friendly with simple life advice u-u The hottest cocktail at the 100 Acre Woods? Honey, of course~!
  • Friend 2: (a blend of whiskey, honey and rum that'll warm your tum tum)
  • me: Eeyore is the sad, sad drunk. oh god what went wrong now.
  • me: Kanga is the single mother whose husband ran out on her and she can't afford a sitter while she waitresses so she brings her kid with her. also, I'm going to hell.
  • Friend 1: christopher robin is the hipster who's always trying to come up with new craft brews
  • Friend 2: Roo often tries to emulate Tigger. He alerts him to the drunks who have had too much so he can kick them out
  • me: Rabbit is the health inspector.
  • Friend 2: Piglett's also a waiter but is very nervous and doesn't like serving the big burly dudes. But he's a total sweetheart.
  • Friend 1: i've created a monster
  • Friend 2: Owl's the wise drunk. You know the guy. They knock back a couple and suddenly they know all life's mysteries
  • me: including the ones you didn't ask him about.
Watching Riverdale With My Brother's Best Friend Who Is Drunk:

•"So like do you think Buckethead and Betty will get together?“

•"Archie and Cheyenne or wait… Cheryl? Yeah, Cheryl. They’re cute.”

•"Wait… who gets shot? Archie? Archie got fucking murked.“

•"HIS DAD? NOOOOOOOOO!”

•"Oh shit, so Jughead is a badass now!“

•"Betty and Jughead are kind of cute because he’s a weirdo and she’s kind of crazy too.”

The face Stan makes when Lefou is holding his hand to get on the table is basically like “I’m gunna steal this motha fucker watch me.”. This entire screencap is hilarious because Tom is straight up getting smacked in the face so Lefou can get on the table and Gaston is too busy drinking his drunk ass into stupidity and Fou is just like MUST SING MORE.

the first night chuuya invited akutagawa to a drink scarred him for life. this kid barely shows no emotion and is edgy as heck and before chuuya could even get wasted like usual, akutagawa’s already taken a single fucking sip and the boy is already wasted and is crying and already drunk rambling. chuuya was too scared to take a few more sips. things are getting worse as akutagawa downs the whole glass in one go. he has collapsed onto the floor and is still sobbing. chuuya can’t take a single sip anymore as he watches tough emo kid breaking down and sets his glass down. that was the first and last time he offers akutagawa a drink

anonymous asked:

I know we're talking about Weiss right now but right up there in fandom mischaracterization with her is Yang. I see plenty of fics that have Yang as varying levels of a stupid, crass, slutty, mean-spirited person. And I'm just like, "Have you even been watching the show? Like at all?" That's the kind of interpretation of her character you could get from half way watching the Yellow Trailer while drunk but I still see it to this day.

Yeah I see that a lot too. Saw it in a fic I read this morning and it kinda came out of nowhere. Like the story was really good but then Yang suddenly became awful and annoying and SO antagonizing to everyone, especially Weiss and I just hated it so much. People gravitate to Yang because she has such a warm and welcoming personality.

anonymous asked:

Hello friend, just checking in! How are you? Have you drank water today? I had a question - would you recommend Yuri! On Ice as an anime? I'm trying to get into them! Hope you're doing well, keep your chin up and stay strong ❤️ - sophrosyne

Hello dear, I’ve drunk a lot of water I’m 60% water right now. 

Recommending Yuri on Ice? Well…

PLEASE WATCH YURI ON ICE AND LET THE SHOW SINKS INTO YOUR BONES AND CONSUME YOUR SOUL!

Originally posted by sexykatsudon

Look at this! Look at the beautiful thing that is Yuri on Ice!

Please, please watch the show.

I hope you’re doing well and drink lots of water too! Also, good luck watching the show!

you can geek on me anytime okay  \(^▽^)/

anonymous asked:

May I please have Gladnis + "I'm not drunk enough for this shit."

You may indeed! Have some Gladnis with a big side order of Promtis too. Poor mom and dad… :D


Prompto, eyes picked out in eyeliner, a shimmer of metallic powder over his cheekbones, bounced out of Noct’s bathroom and grinned. Noct was wearing his usual dark jeans and white t-shirt, hair immaculately styled.

To anyone watching Noctis, he might not have seemed to have changed upon seeing Prompto, but Ignis caught the soft swallow, the quickening of breath, and he smiled, casting a look at Gladio, who had also seen it. Without looking at him, Gladio slipped his hand into Ignis’ for the briefest of moments and gave him a squeeze.

Four hours later, the club was packed, and Prompto would soon have to be peeled off the prince. They had a booth to themselves, and Gladio averted his eyes from where the two boys looked like they were desperately trying to become one entity, yelling in Ignis’ ear over the music, “I’m not drunk enough for this shit.”


As a thank you for reaching 150 followers, I’m now writing 150 word drabbles. Send me a person or a pairing plus a word or a sentence, and I’ll write you a 150 word drabble in return! (note, I’m moving house right now, so I may not be able to respond as quickly as I’d like. I’m sorry!) 

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Okay but can someone actually explain the hate for Sasha? Like I haven’t watched the finale yet and I keep seeing people with this hardcore hatred for her and honestly…I get if she wasn’t your absolute fave but like…she’s a damn good queen. She’s got a really exciting perspective that I think was really exciting to see in a more mainstream media. Why is everyone so angry, I genuinely don’t get it?

atelophobish  asked:

from the apartment plot thing, 4th from "the walls are paper thin" or 5th from "you broke into my apartment" with romione ((these two are s c r e a m i n g romione)) if you want to, please!

“The walls are paper thin and every night I watch jeopardy and I guess you’re really smart because every night you shout out the correct answer and at this point I’m not sure there’s a question you can’t answer?”

A/N: this was supposed to be a small drabble i promise but somewhere along the way it turned into an absolute monster of a fic and now i’m thousands of words deep into a romione university au i never planned to write. it’s a long way from being finished but i didn’t want to leave this ask unanswered any longer so here’s the first scene of what i have so far :)


There are few things more pathetic than drinking cheap beer alone in your apartment on a Friday night, Ron thinks to himself as he takes another sip. Unless, of course, you’re drinking cheap beer alone in your apartment whilst watching jeopardy on a Friday night.

It’s not that he doesn’t have anywhere else to be- he has friends he could hang out with, sure- but campus life is new to him and he hasn’t quite figured out the logistics of college yet.

Harry would probably be amendable to exploring the area with him, Ron’s sure, but Harry had to go and get themself knocked in the head during rugby practice earlier- the bastard- and is under strict instructions to get some rest before the match tomorrow.

Logically, Ron’s next course of action would be to see if Seamus and Dean wanted to hang out- only, he’s pretty certain it’s date night for them, and Ron does not fancy trailing them around like some useless third wheel, thank you very much.

Next on his list is Neville- but Neville is already fretting about falling behind in his classes (it’s been a week!) and as such has already informed Ron that he’ll be spending the night in the library, which is- well. Ron’s never been much of a library guy, to be honest.

Which leaves Ginny. And whilst Ron may be pathetic enough for cheap beer and old jeopardy re-runs, he is not pathetic enough to resort to spending Friday night intruding on his little sister and her friends.

So here he is, alone, drink in hand, trying to guess the next answer before the contestant.

At first, he’d tried to turn it into a sort of drinking game. For every answer he got that the contestant didn’t, he’d take a drink. This fell rapidly, however, when he’d gone five whole rounds without touching the can in front of him, at which he promptly gave up and resorted to shouting out whichever option hadn’t been the answer in a while (a winning strategy, if he does say so himself.)

The answer onscreen (”Harper Lee was a childhood friend of this ‘In Cold Blood’ novelist when they were neighbours in Alabama”) has only just appeared when Ron makes the executive decision that the question is option two- it hasn’t been option two in at least three turns, so he’s pretty confident in himself when he yells “Who is Tony Hillerman!” at the screen.

“Oh, for heaven’s sake!” yells a voice that is decidedly not Alex Trebek. “It’s- ‘Who is Truman Capote!’”

The voice that speaks sounds verging on exasperated and seems, bizarrely, to be coming from Ron’s wall.

It takes a second for the pieces to click together in his slightly-less-than-sober brain, but once they do, Ron feels like smacking his palm against his forehead for being such an idiot.

His new apartment has unbelievably thin walls (he suspects it’s one of the reasons it was so cheap) and his next door neighbour must have been able to hear his less than dignified yelling from her place.

Overcome with the urge to hide his face behind one of his newly purchased sofa cushions, Ron settles for groaning instead- before abruptly shoving his fist into his mouth when he realises that she’ll be able to hear that too.

“Thanks!” he calls back instead, because it’s only polite, right?

“No problem.” he hears shouted back, and damn him if there isn’t something like a hint of amusement in her tone this time.

Ron smiles.

He briefly entertains the notion of going over to her place. Then he realises the numerous problems with that scenario. Mainly being that he doesn’t even know this girl- he can’t even remember her name (although he’s pretty sure it was something weird, beginning with an H) - and also because he is well on his way to becoming drunk, and Ron may not be that well acquainted with college etiquette yet- but he’s pretty sure most people don’t take too kindly to having half-drunk strangers appear on their doorsteps.

So he watches the rest of jeopardy in silence.

(What he definitely is not doing is hoping to hear his neighbour’s voice shouting the answer through the walls again. Nope. Nuh uh. Not at all.)

Sherlolly Halloweek: Day Four
  • *Bart's Halloween party*
  • Molly: *dressed as a pumpkin*
  • Mary: *dressed as Harley Quinn; groans* Pleeeeeease tell me who the father is! I swear I won't tell anyone.
  • Molly: *chuckles* I can't tell you. Not yet.
  • Mary: *sighs* Give me a clue.
  • Molly: *shrugs* He's here tonight.
  • Mary: *looks around; points* Greg?
  • Molly: *smiles* Maybe.
  • Mary: *raises an eyebrow* Mike?
  • Molly: Could be.
  • Mary: *eyes wide* Sherlock?
  • Molly: *nods* Equally possible.
  • Mary: *sighs* I give up.
  • *meanwhile*
  • Sherlock: *takes a deep breath* John?
  • John: *dressed as the Joker; sipping wine* Mmm?
  • Sherlock: *slowly* You know that Molly is pregnant-
  • John: *dressed as the joker; snorts* Yeah. Bastard just sleeps with her, knocks her up and does a runner *shakes his head; pointing dramatically* let me tell you, if I ever find out who did that to her, I'll beat them to death with their own shoe.
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: *smiles; hands him a bottle* Have more wine.
Me watching the dtmwagt vid
  • <p> <b>5 sec in:</b> i hope this reaches the usual panic! level of awesomeness<p/><b>10 sec in:</b> looks like a typical pop video<p/><b>30 sec in:</b> a random drunk club hookup?? That's the best you could come up with????<p/><b>1 min in:</b> seriously Brendon, i had like,, expectations!? what is this trash??<p/><b>1 min 30 sec:</b> god he really sold out i swear I'm- WOAH!<p/><b>2 min:</b> ahem someone has been watching too much kinky stuff wait till Ross sees this lol<p/><b>2 min 30 sec:</b> noooooo what the fjuck how could you wtf damn you!!,.!<p/><b>3 min 43 sec:</b> i have no words what did i just watch<p/></p>

no but what if grantaire was enjolras’ guardian angel, and he really has been doing his best to protect this small human. he’s been working his butt off to protect enjolras from all of the stupid ideas that enjolras has E has like zero self-preservation instincts okay while knowing that every day that passes is one day closer to the day when he won’t be able to do anything because not even angels can stand in the way of eight different bullets at once so instead he decides to spend those last few years in a physical form, because he may not be able to protect enjolras from dying, but he can save him from dying alone

but to be visible to enj and everyone else he has to lose his angelic whatever and become mortal, so knowing full well that instead of being by enjolras’ side once the blonde dies, ready to welcome him into the afterlife as is part of his job, he’ll die by enjolras’ side. so Grantaire has to lose his wings and immortality, willingly sacrificing it for his human protege but finding that the pain of his torn apart back is too much to bear without help and that’s where the alcohol comes in

also this would be the first time he could actually interact with the human he’s protected for over 20 years but he can’t reveal anything about himself and therefore he’s still just watching from the sidelines, physical form or not

may have been listening to fob and “i thought of angels choking on their halos get them drunk on rose water see how dirty i can get them" gave me ideas

anonymous asked:

hey can u tell me something good about either like hamilton or lmm or the next part of ttfou or something bc I'm really sad tonight and i just finished crying until i was nauseous so plz just some positivity?

OH NO FRIEND I hope i’m not too late ok here we go my momma instincts are kicking in are u ok????? message me if u ever wanna talk ok?

good things about hamilton: 

herc is the flower girl at alexander and eliza’s wedding

hammy’s booty pop during non-stop

tjeff’s/lafayetts’s bounciness

good things about lmm: 

hiS LAUGH

his drunk history episode

his carpool karaoke (srsly watch this if u haven’t it’ll bring you all the happiness in the world)

HIS ABSOLUTE CONSTANT NERDING

aannnd i’m not gonna say anything about TTFOU bc i don’t wanna spoil it but instead have the schuyler georges:

ok i hope this made you smile lil anon, i love you <3

I can’t believe I got super stoked because my roommate didn’t come home and I have the room to myself. Not because I was gonna have anyone over or I needed to get work done. But because I got to drink Jack/Coke alone without question and watch hockey without using headphones.