i'm to awkward to talk to him doe

Imma tell you somethings about Harry:

Okay so it’s the new year and I’m drunk off me arse so I have the non-filterness to tell you some things about your boi Harold:
1. He’s 100% everything you think he is. Wildly awkward but you don’t care cos he’s Harry. This is equally annoying as it is endearing. His eye contact is out of control. You will feel like you are the center of the universe when talking to him. Don’t worry, this happens to everyone. Boy, girl, man, woman, plant, muppet, aluminium, banana… literally nothing is safe.
2. He’s got the humour of your grandad. Honestly. You think it’s cute? IT’S NAHT because he means it.
Which, FINE, can be endearing in its own weird way…but also, HARRY! LISSEN: you were born like two minutes ago… why you got the humour of an 87 year-old-man?
3. He loves attention. He humble AF cos the universe constantly humbling him, but also he loves this platform. He loves that you care. He loves that he makes a difference. And that truly is beautiful, Harry, cos lord knows he got what he always wanted and is doing good with it. He’s living his dream, He living his truth. And you feel compelled to live yours in his presence. And that’s respectable.
4. He smol. He tol, but also he smol. But you know it makes sense. And you hate him for being better and worse than you imagined and love him for being weirder than you gave him credit for.

The End. Happy New Year errbody. May 2017 be better for all of us, and may Harry’s summertime and butterflies all belonging to our creation be lit AF. 🙌🏼


Lots of ppl have Word Difficulties but like selective mutism McCree totally has them on the rare occasions he actually does/can talk and it s UcKS

Hanzo stop being a tsundere shit

wtf is going on, like… my brother is always kinda shy and quiet and barely talks to people he doesn’t know, and if he does it’s awkward af, but now this dude is here to fix the boiler and I can hear him and my brother talk and laugh together and sometimes there’s a silence as the guy works, but then one of them talks again and they laugh and wow

I’m not sure if this is “Hang Loose” or “Call me” but I hope it’s both and I’d like for him to be talking to me…sans the gun