- mom: let me know what stresses you out so I can help you with it. even if I'm contributing to it, just let me know.
- me: okay, well, sometimes you yell at me and it makes me upset, because you always blame me for it and I'm not allowed to disagree with you or else it's all my fault.
- mom: wELL EXCUSE ME YOU'RE SO UNGRATEFUL I GUESS I SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE EVER AGAIN BECAUSE EVERYTIME I OPEN MY MOUTH I UPSET SOMEONE.
- me: that's not what I'm saying.
- mom: YES IT IS.
- me: .....anyway
I have an issue, my wicked friends. I am a demon, but many people say I couldn't be such, I couldn't be evil, because I have "standards." It wounds me personally, to think I'm doubted because my evil doesn't prey on the hapless or true innocents. Shouldn't even demons be allowed their own morals?