i'm the worst one there

Something I’ve realised working in retail is that………..ppl just don’t fucking read……


[ 20 • 3 ] science ft. slightly dead succulents!

i wish i could do things right and i wish i had motivation to get up


I really couldn’t help wondering how things went down for Alphys when the amalgams first happened…

Here is Part 2!

And here is Part 3!

being best friends with johnny

• this would be the best friendship in the world
• like you two would mean everything to each other and you’d always be there for the other
• being best friends means that sometimes you guys would share cigarettes
• he’s the type of friend to give you his jacket when you’re cold
• you’re the only one he can come to about his problems, especially the ones at home
• if it ever got too bad, you had him stay at yours for as long as he needed
• and you’d let him stay in your bed, which means constant cuddling
• you’d both probably steal stuff for each other if you ever needed to
• when you guys were with the gang, you’d always walk/stand next to each other
• teasing each other about everything, but mostly it was you teasing him
• helping johnny chat up a girl he thought was cute by giving him advice on what to say
• johnny practicing his pick up lines and such on you sometimes
• sometimes when he got too nervous, you’d go chat up the girl for him
• when you had a guy you fancied, johnny didn’t act like you did when he had a girl
• he really didn’t trust any guys you talk about really
• because he didn’t think anyone deserved you
• cause you were so precious to him
• never having to be alone cause no matter where one of you went, the other would follow
• obviously, smoking together
• having some deep ass conversations
• getting high for the first time with him
• him taking care of you when you were drunk
• him also holding your hair back if you got sick in the morning
• stealing his clothes a lot
• always giving compliments to each other
• which he loved
• constant playful wrestling
• small competitions between you two
• like who could run to the end of the street faster
• and pillow fights when you two couldn’t sleep
• he just loved being around you, even if the other guys were there too
• cause you were his number one and he was yours

listen I just want people who ship eremin to ship eremin WITH me

I can’t take this near constant stream of ereri, it’s like being pissed on by a stranger who thinks I’m the guy they’ve been messaging on tinder but totally did not communicate their location properly.

Please less piss.

If you post eremin, like eremin, support eremin, or think ARMIN IS IMPORTANT TO EREN, i.e. you have basic reading comprehension skills, please do something to this post.

I may follow you.

The gate… I opened it. I’m the monster.