i'm the turtle

I drew phil but

it needs improvements


so apparently femshep’s official height is 5′3″, and garrus’ is 7′. that’s a height difference of a whopping 21 inches. I’m honestly so disappointed that this isn’t addressed in-game because you just know he’d absolutely rip the piss out of her for it 

“hey shep I’m pretty sure alliance regulations say that anyone under 5′7″ has to use a booster seat in the mako…” 

garrus…kiss ur tiny angry girlfriend before she decks you…


he watched 4 youtube tutorials for this

(the truth behind Shiro’s s3 bad haircut)

In case any of y’all were wondering, this is what Splinter’s book has to say about the turtles’ namesakes:

Donatello: “Italian renaissance sculptor, lovingly nicknamed as “Donatello” by his bubba. He created a sculpture called “David”. Uh. No, it’s not the marble one that you just thought of. It’s the other one. That bronze one. You know! Anyway, let’s not rub salt into his wounds.”

Michelangelo: “Much like Leonardo da Vinci, he was a Renaissance man. Ha, get it? Never mind, but he was a sculptor, a painter, an architect - you name it! He was probably given a pretty good cook. Oh, and remember that marble “David” that you thought of before? This guy is the guy who made it. Poor Donatello. To be on the same page with the guy who took his thunder.”

Raphael: “I have just done a quick math in my head and determined that this poor guy died when he was thirty-seven. Thirty-seven! In that short span of time, he frescoed the Vatican Palace amongst other things. In comparison, I have done nothing with my life. Way to rub it in my face Raph, you overachiever.”

Leonardo: “None of these other fools have anything on Leonardo. This guy is the definition of a Renaissance man. Or one could argue the most productive bored person ever. Can you imagine what it must have been like to live back in those days? Me: “I’m so bored, Mom!” Mom: “Ugh, just invent something! I’m busy trying to not die young."”

Leo’s forced second mutation caused him to become like the one thing he hated the most…

That leaves me to assume, that the Shredder never left the forefront of his mind. Even after he defeated him and showed his family Shredder’s severed head ((in true samurai fashion)). His arch nemesis, the man who murdered  his father has probably always and will always haunt his nightmares..

He had tears in his eyes when he tried to push his brothers out of harm’s way. :,(


“And if you maybe-sorta-kinda like me back then maybe we could sort of go on a date-ish?”

Jonasia Simpson who is about 15 years old and lives in Dorchester, decided to microwave her pet turtule, and her mother, Shanitha Blocker, was totally on her daughter's side. "ITS A FU---NG TURTLE GET OVER IT!! " was what Jonasia posted on Facebook after getting multiple hate messages. What did the turtle...

My apologies up front for posting something that isn’t bookish at all, but this story just bothered the fuck out of me. Maybe I’m overreacting, but right now I want this girl (and her mother) to pay as severe a price as possible. 

Please sign this petition if you agree. And again, sorry. *sigh*

Inktober 12 (*checks date* oh shell.)

Darn Hamilton strikes again. Based on the first part of this song. And my college years. Forgive the delay guys I am sick. *cries in a corner*

#everyone is very wasted