i'm the greatest friend ever

  • Erik: Daroga?
  • Daroga: What?
  • Erik: Where's my Red Death costume?
  • Daroga: What?
  • Erik: Where - is - my - Red - Death - costume?
  • Daroga: I, uh, put it away.
  • Erik: *Where*?
  • Daroga: *Why* do you *need* to know?
  • Erik: I need it!
  • [Erik rummages through another room in his condo]
  • Daroga: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derring-do. They've been planning this masquerade for two months!
  • Erik: The opera is in danger!
  • Daroga: My evening's in danger!
  • Erik: You tell me where my costume is, you great booby! We are talking about the greater good!
  • Daroga: 'Greater good?' I am your only friend! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
  • Dark: Anti?
  • Anti: What?
  • Dark: Where's my suit and tie?
  • Anti: What?
  • Dark: Where - is - my - suit - and - tie?
  • Anti: I, uh, put it away.
  • Dark: Where?
  • Anti: Why do you need to know?
  • Dark: I need it!
  • Anti: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no solo reveals. We've been planning this collaboration for two months!
  • Dark: The channel is in danger!
  • Anti: My existence is in danger!
  • Dark: You tell me where my suit is, glitch! We are talking about the greater good!
  • Anti: 'Greater good?' I am your best friend! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
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Hello Beautiful Tumblr People. 
Today I write to you with this application I have created. It is a girlfriend application for my best friend laferrys-hollstein . It comes to my attention that I am over protective and very picky at who they end up with. No, I am not interested in them. They are like my sister and dating a sister is gross… Not judging anyone. Anywhooo, All serious applicants can message me an email and I will email you the actual form. They are the most amazing person I know and deserve the absolute best. Like Thor’s Hammer not many are worthy. haha Also, this is pretty much just a joke please don’t be mad at me for this hun! haha I just thought It would be funny. Anyway.. Please feel free to use this application if you like. Haha and I mean if you want to message me for an actual  app please do!! 

Sincerely,

Catmillaandtheyellowpillow


BONUS QUESTION: CAN YOU QUOTE LINES FROM ANY SHOWS OR MOVIES: 

It begins like this, Fareeha’s hand brushing her hair out of her face, Fareeha’s eyes meeting hers across the table at which they are eating.  It is four in the afternoon, and they have made taking this meal together a custom, even if the food itself is never shared.  For Angela, this is only Zvieri, not an important meal, and one which she used to eat hastily and alone while working, but this is Fareeha’s lunch hour, and her main meal at that, and Angela would not have her eat it alone, in silence.  Doing so is good for both of them, then, as it has the other benefit of forcing Angela to actually take a break from her work and get out of the lab.  Additionally, it gives the two of them time together, alone, outside of the pressures of the battlefield or the training ground, time where, unlike their evening meal, they are fully awake.  The arrangement is almost domestic, as they eat together and talk about nothing, and when, in training the day before, Lena jokingly refers to it as their “lunch date,” Angela thinks that perhaps she would not object to it being so.  If this gesture, so casual, a hand in her hair to better see her eyes, is any indication, perhaps Fareeha would not object either.  Suddenly, Angela’s stomach is full of butterflies, and she loses her appetite for Zvieri.

The excerpt I based this scene on from one of my favourite pharmercy fan fictions, Touch (I’m All Shook Up (it does get NSFW/Explicit towards the end, so proceed with caution!) by the beautiful and wonderful @agenthill…literally this is one of my favorite scenes!!! It is just so tender and Angela isn’t even sure of her longing and and and???? It’s so good and Angela is so unaware

Literally, okay, I read a plagiarized work based on this fanfic, fell in love with it, was sent to the source work and well wow so that became the start of a friendship where we discuss the Greatest Things I Never Knew I Needed in my life…including Rory. So I’ve been working on drawing one of my favorite sfw scenes from this fic bc for her…honestly…the writing is so fluid and my heart is full every time I read it…and Rory deserves top notch Praise and Art Always. So thank you again for creating this masterpiece Rory, it’s on my phone!!! Forever!!! Just like you’re in my heart!!! Forever!!!!