i'm the first type

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There are two types of people

  • <p> <b>Jungkook:</b> *Grabs Jimin's shoulders* can I kiss you?<p/><b>Jimin:</b> of course.<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> *leans in then pulls back blushing* c-can you close your eyes?<p/><b>Jimin:</b> ok.<p/><b>Taehyung:</b> How long have they been standing there?<p/><b>Seokjin:</b> about 2 hours now.<p/><b>Yoongi:</b> kid just needs to man up and do it already.<p/></p>
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AND THIS IS HOW YOU DOUBLE SOMEONE HEART RATE IN MATTER OF SECONDS 

*puts on jacket and hat*

Oh lord he taking us on an emotional roller coaster ride

Jiho now owns the record of having me yell out BOI and OH MY GOD so many times in one sitting. 

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consider this: jumin taking care of saeran as the two love birds are away… ended up dating and zen suffering

consider: cameos for both Cassian & Jyn in the Han Solo movie, wherein they narrowly miss meeting each other

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Deep Space 9 | Past Prologue | Garak’s Introduction [2\4]

*slams fist on desk* GIVE ME LANCE AND CORAN BONDING

*suplexes an entire table* LET LANCE SHARE HIS INSECURITIES WITH CORAN

*flings self into the sun* LET CORAN COMFORT LANCE AND TELL HIM STORIES ABOUT HIS PAST

How Supergirl 2x22 should go.
  • Kara: *Looks at Mon-El*
  • Kara: Bye
  • Mon-El: What?
  • Kara: Cat's back. I don't need you anymore.
  • Cat: Kara, honey, that's not right.
  • Mon-El: *sighs in relief*
  • Cat: You never needed him.
  • Alex: True.
  • Maggie: I like her. She's smart, and hot, and which she puts on her glasses, she's got that whole sexy librarian thing going.
  • Alex: I'm not sure if I should be jealous, or shopping for glasses and a pencil skirt.
  • Kara: Guys, I saw her first, and I'm not the sharing type.

please, please…..please read Survivor: Not Amestris by @themusicalbookworm if you want to laugh until you cry. I’m two chapters away from the end and literally fucking dying.

Here are a few reasons you should read the fic:

  • Lan Fan
  • Carlos the dolphin
  • Greed’s coconuts
  • “mrergh”
  • Lan Fan
  • the weirdly deep emotional development of all the characters throughout the entire 150k crack masterpiece
  • Lan Fan
  • Romilda. Rita. Roberta. Zoe. ????????
  • Fuhrer Bradley’s stinky African houseplants
  • LAN FUCKING FAN MY QUEEN

can’t wait to call y'all out when fob7 gets the Folie à Deux Treatment™ a few years from now

So let me tell you a thing about this drawing. It’s been months since I’ve drawn anything. I picked up my tablet pen, it was on its last legs and my backup didn’t work at all.  It died entirely just before I started on the bubbled rose quartzes. I had to do those and finish up what I could just using my mouse. It’s not as polished as I’d like it to be, but man am I done attempting to art with a mouse.

Also, “That Will Be All”… what an ep.

having a little art block, so here’s a little shameless destiel scribbling

the second one is when they’ve been together a while and cas just crowds on in there so they can just both look at the phone, even though sam could probably just send the stuff for the case to each of their phones

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“He and Spade were just induplicable as a team – wonderful together. David is very acerbic and… he’s – you know, he’s a toughie. And Chris is a softie. You’ve got the best of Belushi and Aykroyd, of Abbott and Costello, of Martin and Lewis… You had just a perfect yin-yang situation with those guys.” - Dan Aykroyd

“A fantastic combination of ultimately innocent and ultimately jaded. They are the oil and vinegar of comedy.” - Mike Myers

“They would react to stress in different ways. Chris would get bigger, and David would – there’d be less of David. And I used to say that the amount of weight in the frame kind of stayed constant, you know, in a two-shot.” - Lorne Michaels

“They were funny, they were close, you could tell they were really good friends. And only real – really, really good friends can fight the way they fought. And they’d throw something, and not speak to each other for a couple hours, and we’d all sit there and laugh and watch this thing go back and forth.” - Bo Derek

“And when I’d visit those fools during the [Tommy Boy] shoot, they’d have little fights on occasion, and Farley would [laughs] have a snap and Spade… [laughs] Spade would be scared for his life. They were in love with each other – we all were! You know. But Spade and Farley had a definite… brotherly relationship.” - Adam Sandler

Those fools. The way everyone talks about those fools, and the way everyone smiles so much while talking about those fools. 

But David Spade himself, every time he’s asked about Chris Farley, he always gives the same answers, usually “I think about him every day” or some variation thereof, and appears very stoic and tired like he’s climbed these same stairs too many times. It should be noted that this is likely because he once said “if I think about that for more than 5 seconds ill start bawling.”

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“He reveals deep and hidden things; he knows what lies in darkness, and light dwells with him.”
Daniel 2:22

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GET TO KNOW ME CHALLENGE | FIVE SHIPS 

Taichihaya (Taichi x Chihaya) [1/5]

I’m in love with you, Chihaya. Chihaya i love your fingers, your always short nails, your hair, your mouth that opens so unbelievably wide, your smiling face…and i have always, always been, ever since we were little.”

Headcanon of the Day

All of the furniture in Byron’s house is made of metal. There are cushions, of course, but all of the supports are metal.   

It’s not an aesthetic decision. When someone asks why, he simply opens his wallet and hands them an old photograph. It features Roark (who couldn’t have been more than 4 at the time), his newly hatched Cranidos, and piles and piles of broken wooden furniture. Turns out Cranidoses don’t see any difference between the trees they headbutt to train and the wood that makes up a dining room table, for example. The pair got through two whole rooms before the destruction was halted.