i'm testing shit

warm up doodle on shitty paper 

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“I left two men monitoring the radio. If there’s any word from Raven, they’ll call down immediately.”

I mean if I do happen to find someone worth a damn, our relationship gon be on some serious we in dis forevaaaa type shit. Dating and that trial and error shit just ain’t the wave I’m trying to ride at this time in my life. Gimme the man imma have kids with so we can settle down, and get this money.

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Consider this tho

I was “studying” and I was randomly listening to Hooverphonic and I fell asleep but I was kinda awake and for a short second I kinda dreamed about a sportarobbie thing, video, idk what it was but it was so fucking intense bro like what, sportaflop was full on the james bond vibe and the background song was Mad About You and I want it back. Like “ Trouble is your middle name but in the end you’re not too bad. Can someone tell me if it’s wrong to be so mad about you” 

anonymous asked:

My mom is from Ireland so about every three years my family goes back to visit with her family and we usually stay for about a month at a time, I can recall this one time very vividly where I was staying at my Grandma's house and she had a small little tv with no more than 15 channels on it, one of the channels was a kids cartoon channel and the only thing that'd play 90% of the time was Johnny Test, needless to say I watched probably every episode of Johnny Test and I know too much about it now

SHIT DUDE I wasn’t allowed to watch any tv until I was like 12 except when my family was traveling and when we did I would always watch johnny test! idk I just feel like we hear abt fuckin every other kids show but no one cares abt lil johnny

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Araknea Thornstalker- You’re going to need a bigger book….

Araknea Moonward- seen as an ill omen to both dragons and other beast clans. These araknea are raised from birth to be the personal elite guard of the Swarm Queen and rarely leave her side.

Might try recoloring them later *tilts head*, but the males are done for now. Hey I didn’t forget their jewelry this time! For reference, Araknea are the size of….. eeeh…………… Mirrors or Wildclaws? Around 5M.

  • Baz: It's Simon-senpai...*blushes*
  • Simon: *glances over to Baz* What's wrong Baz? Do you have a fever?
  • Baz: . . .
  • Baz: *sneers*
  • Baz: Stupid senpai. Exceedingly thick. Tch. I hate you. You deserve to die. I'll kill you.
  • Baz: *to himself* JUST NOW WAS HE CONCERNED ABOUT ME?
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Michaela Pratt + Connor’s inappropriate sexual remarks
No one is allowed to talk about my sex life ever again.