i'm taggin the shit out of this

Hello yes this is a formal portrait of Merle Highchurch as I imagine him because I am in TAZ hell so if this post happens to cross your dash and you’re an adventure zone blog please let me know because I need to get in on this beautiful podcast before it ends

The Signs as Hetalia Quotes.
  • Aries: "Whoa, ice cream?! I'm totally coming there to hug you!" - America
  • Taurus: "Seriously, you're all nutburgers! What am I to do with you?" - Britain
  • Gemini: "Just show them your boobs!" - Ukraine
  • Cancer: "My only friend growing up was a yak" - Russia
  • Virgo: "Hey Japan, want to see my butt?" - Italy
  • Libra: "Not if you pay me a mirrion dorrar." - Japan
  • Scorpio: "Man up, or I'll beat you with my peace prize!" -Switzerland
  • Sagittarius: "No one asked you, cheesy monkey!" - Britain
  • Capricorn: "No one's going to believe me when I tell them that you died making pasta in the desert." - Germany
  • Aquarius: "Are you serious? We must celebrate this occasion with a dish of red bean rice!" - Japan
  • Pieces: "Well then, I'll tell you a funny joke while we're waiting in line! That way, I'm guaranteed to get a laugh out of it!" - Finland