HEY! You there, you reading this:
You wanna hate the rich? Like more than you undoubtedly deservedly already do?
Come here, I got something for you…
oh, its just a paper cup you’d say
nope, its china, this is $95 for a pair
not the most egregious thing to be fair…
so how bout this?
a $175 single golf tee
a $350 dollar miniature Chinese food box
not your taste?
howabout 10 legos for 15 hundred dollars?
perhaps a harmonica that renders the player utterly incapable of playing blues or folk music?
howbout a thousand dollar tin can?
not egregious enough?
try this $350 dollar gold crazy straw.
still not pissed?
then i’m sure you won’t blink at this:
9 THOUSAND DOLLAR PURE SILVER BALL OF FUCKING YARN
anyways this has been my presentation of why we should guillotine rich people, thank you.