This just in: all of humanity is annoying.
- INTx’s are hot. Legend has it that while the rest of us evolved from the ancestors of apes, they evolved from dragons.
- ENxP’s are certifiably crazy. In fact, we’re building an asylum just for you.
- INxPs are the best. We’d count ENTx’s, but crazy villains don’t get to write history. Unless you’re The Joker. Are you The Joker?
- ISTPs are dumb, but it looks like they still know more than the rest of us. What does that make us? *shudders*
- xSFPs are forever an awe-inspiring enigma. Do they really even exist? Are they unicorns in human form? Both. Both is good.
- ENFJs are the true masters of this world. In fact, we’re pretty sure, they are the Illuminati.
- xNTJs are scary, but we’re into that. We’d wink if we weren’t scared of what they’d do to us.
- An INFJ and an ENTJ walk into a bar. Which one is Satan? Which one is the Antichrist? No one knows.
- ESFJs and ESTPs are basically the ones picked on because people have a crush on them. You’re stupid and annoying, but like… you single?
- There is a difference between “boring” and “so boring.” Who knew? The xSTJs probably did.
Let us never forget these indisputable facts.