i'm sure i have better things to do than this

  • Male Writer: Ah, anniversary jokes are so funny. Because chicks always hate it when you don't remember anniversaries! A plus gold very original
  • Male Writer: Mother in laws amirite?
  • Male Writer: My male character who is an author insert of myself pines after a woman I used to pine after in high school. Then they have sex. This is good literature.
  • Male Writer: Ugh female books are so romance filled
  • Male Writer: And girl fanfics, so mary suey
  • Male Writer: Now listen about this original middle aged man who is an expert in everything, suffers from ennui, looks like me, acts like me, and gets all the girls i want.
  • Male Writer: She was sexy in an alluring, boring way, filled with purple prose and riddled with objectification
  • Male Writer: If i make a female character parrot my misogynistic views, they cease to be misogynistic! Are you saying you don't respect my fake female characters opinions, feminists?
  • Male Writer: a good action girl is one who looks hot at all times
  • Male Writer: If the female main character got in an asskicking line, my work is Feminist with a capital F and no one can criticize me
  • Specifically White Male Writer: Heroic tropes are so overdone. I'm going to create a boring white guy with stubble to be a completely original antihero no one has ever seen before TM.
  • Same Guy: It's original because he is a jerk who gets away with bad behavior, just like I wish i could.
  • Another Specifically White Male Writer: It's in my universe to only have white men do things in my book. I mean, don't you care about historical accuracy
  • Same Guy: I mean, it's a generic fantasy verse with no real life time period equivalent and i haven't done any research, but i'm SURE that it's historically accurate. To that dark mideval dragon fighting europe period
  • Same Guy: Where in Europe? Who cares!
  • Male Writer: There is no better way to introduce a female character to a male character than by him saving her.
  • Male Writer: Characters hating each other is good sexual tension!
  • Male Writer: One female character and five male characters is a good team balance
  • Male Writer: If my female character chooses to act in a sexist tropey way, it's not sexist. In fact, because she CHOSE to do it, it is Feminist.
  • Male Writer: I am original

anonymous asked:

heya, don't know if you're still doing prompts, but... you write uliro so so good, any chance you could do something happy and tender? (it's been a rough week)

Anon I am so sorry I didn’t get this to you last week! Here’s a little blessing for your Monday. Hopefully this week is much better for you. <3

ETA: name credit for the aliens goes to the amazing @gitwrecked, who helps me with these entirely more often than she should :) she is the best.

“Have you seen Shiro?” Ulaz asks.

The planet of Thuresh is small, a glorious little place near covered in auburns and coppers thanks entirely to the abundant forests and fields the Thureshi carefully cultivate. The Galra were after the healing properties found in the stunning garnet leaves of their sacred plants; Voltron’s liberation had come not a moment too soon.

The Paladins and all the inhabits of the Castle have landed on Thuresh after the space battle had been won, spending the afternoon replanting and rebuilding. Somewhere along the way Ulaz lost track of time. He’d started the afternoon somewhere near to Shiro, helping to plant new trees brought in from farther greenhouses. At some point Shiro’d drifted away so Lance could show him something; then Ulaz had assisted Hunk in lifting large structural components back into place; then Pidge had wanted his assistance. Now four vargas have passed and Ulaz has no idea where his Black Paladin could be.

“I saw him,” Lance offers, when Ulaz finally tracks him down. Most of the Thurseshi natives dress in pure white wrappings, with intricate splotches of color bold against their shoulders and elbows. It’s a beautiful garb, but frustrating when one is trying to locate a second specific set of white-uniforms-with-colored-markings. The Blue Paladin is standing near one of the reconstructed buildings, chatting amicably with Hunk (who also grins knowingly at Ulaz when Ulaz poses the query. Ulaz still is not used to that sort of smile from Shiro’s friends).

“He’s that way,” Lance says, gesturing. “Think he took his helmet off. Want me to go with you?”

“No,” Ulaz says. “I will find him. Thank you.”

“Tell him I’m starting dinner,” Hunk hollers after Ulaz’s retreating form.

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anonymous asked:

Consider: Andrew and Neil sharing a bed. Obviously we all know that Andrew has to have his back to the wall and it works best when Neil is facing him so that he doesn't just see the back of a head when he wakes up. Also consider that Neil has spent the last decade or so making sure to never have his back to a door, whether awake or asleep. Neil purposely sleeping with his back to the door to make Andrew more comfortable don't mind me I'm just crying over these fools

All right, in the spirit of keeping this short and sweet… I hope you like this, that this is what you had in mind.


The only thing better than their win against UT (seven to six, and each point hard-won since the Longhorns had done their best to redress their loss the previous season and almost managed to do just that) had been coming into the locker room after the game to find out that their return flight home had been cancelled for the night and they’d have to stay in Austin until they could fly out the next morning due to a string of strong storms moving through the southeast. Considering the rough flight in from Atlanta that had even given Neil a moment or two of unease… well, Neil hadn’t been certain how they were going to get Andrew back on the plane short of horse tranquilizers if the flight home was going to be as turbulent as the earlier flight.

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"YouTube Recommendation Masterpost" Masterpost

You know that one post about YouTubers to watch instead of Jontron that some people have put on my dashboard and complained about? Jon is shitty, but some of the people on the list like Markiplier and the Nostalgia Critic (what fucking year is it) aren’t any better, not just because I don’t like their content, but because they’ve done some things that are morally JonTron-esque that make them unqualified. Looks and production value do not equal morality.

So before you add another content creator to your masterpost, do some research and ask yourself the following questions.

- Have they made ANY questionable statements (racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic/you know the drill)?

- If yes, how long ago were the statements made and how questionable are they?

- Do they like improving themselves/pointing out their own mistakes?

- Are said mistakes actually valid mistakes?

- Have they ever apologized for anything?

- If yes, have they stopped/attempted to stop doing the thing they apologized for?

- Are they a good boi?

anonymous asked:

Does anyone else ever space out and do things while they're on autopilot, then forget they did them? I'm not sure if this is an ADHD thing or not. But for example, I'll be thinking hard, and will hide whatever I'm holding under a pillow and later have no recollection of doing it. Or I'll be talking to someone and absentmindedly tearing up the paper in my hands. Thanks for the help!!

YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY HUSBAND. Except he always SWEARS he put the thing in a logical place and says I (or our son, or the cat) moved it to the weird place. I’m good at looking for things now (better than he is; he’s bad at looking under stuff) but wow, I’d love it if I didn’t have to!

Followers, how about you?


AAh gosh ok some updates:

first - 

Second place winners of the raffle - expect to see your finished pieces soon! (Within the next few days)

First place - I still need to line art and do the rest of it so I thank you for your patience! 


I am now debating on putting up commissions. I am not finding a job as quickly as I thought I would be able to - and I don’t want to just sit and wait for something to happen. So I thought about doing art commissions! 

I am still debating on it due to not finding what kind of licences, establishing a payment method, and other more legal aspects of doing art commissions online (all I find for it is ‘get a payment account, show your prices, and do the commissions!’ steps… nothing about if I need to be registered in my area as a solo business owner and having a licence to sell, or if there are items for later on if taxes come into play, etc…)
But yeah - that’s my current dilemma with that o-o

But yep - that’s what I’ve been currently doing! I’ll give more updates as time goes on with both of these things! And if I do start commissions - all prizes will be finished prior to me starting that. 

More Vampire Starters
  • "I don't feel good. I think it was someone I ate."
  • "I love Halloween. No need to hide what I am."
  • "Werewolves. Why did it have to be werewolves?"
  • "I could make a joke about eating Chinese and being hungry an hour after but that would be racist."
  • "They do know I'm a vampire, right?"
  • "Most of that stuff in Dracula isn't even close to what vampires are really like."
  • "Fuck Anne Rice and her frilly, bitch ass vampires."
  • "We have a few hours until sunrise, what else do you want to do?"
  • "Silver bullets are for werewolves, you idiot."
  • "Here. You take this crucifix and stake and stay behind me."
  • "Are you sure that's holy water?"
  • "That's not going to work on me."
  • "Disco wasn't the worst thing ever. The classical era was the worst. The fops with their powdered wigs, pancake make up and mincing was way worse than bell bottoms."
  • "I am going to kill and eat you for this."
  • "Don't suppose you have a bottle of O+, would you?"
  • "You don't get a lot of sun, do you?"
  • "I am hundreds of years old. You need to do better than that."
  • "I just need a taste."
  • "You're not going out wearing that are you? It's not the 19th century any more."
  • "Isn't the moon beautiful?"
  • "I'm not sure how old you think I am but I don't do the club scene."
  • "What is that, the sun? What time is it? Why did you wake me up so early?"
  • "Is that screaming? Wonderful."
  • "Come here pet, I'm hungry."
  • "Can't this wait until evening? It's almost sunrise."

hydraerai  asked:

I never really got into those Talon!AUs. I don't know man, just keep the Court of Owls away from me.


idk my guy i’m climbing a volcano tomorrow. 

i hate how the entire talon thing in canon was and @margoshkas can in five minutes devise a way better way to do that entire story line and history of that organization

talon? how about edgelord steampunk 3000 okay. 

anonymous asked:

You have been getting less and less popular lately because you spend more time reblogging and giving crap advice than you do writing. I will be amazed if you get one thing written this month instead of three. What do you do all day because writers like Mimi, Arie, Bev, and even your so called friend Heather all write more and better than you do and talk about you behind your back. I'm just trying to look out for you and your feelings since no ones interested in what you write anymore.

I’m not even quite sure where to begin with this one honestly. I guess firstly, thank you for not being an illiterate moron where I had to decipher what you wanted to say through gibberish. Makes life easier. Must have good education in Paxton, FL.

Second, I’m going to tell you right now that even if what you’re saying is true, those 4 women don’t want their names dragged into your bullshit. No writer wants that no matter how much truth is to it, especially if you’re close enough to be apart of those conversations where they’d consider you a friend.

Third, what do I do all day? I get up at 6 am, make breakfast, wake my daughter, get both of us ready for the day, make sure she has her homework in her folder to be turned in, pack her lunch, and at 7:35 we are out the door. I drop her off at school and make it to work at 8 am and work until 5 pm most days. Then I pick up my daughter, go to the grocery store if need be, come home, make dinner for 3, while it’s cooking we do her homework together, while eating we talk about our days, then it’s time for everyone to take baths. I’m always the last one that gets 5 lucky minutes of lukewarm water to make sure they’re comfortable. I do laundry, pay bills, clean the house, take out the trash, and do this other full time job called parenting which is 24/7. That’s what I do all day every day. Oh, add on planning a wedding which I have had to do for months now.

My writing has slowed down and if you don’t like what I write, that’s OK but I do try to have 1 thing per month written. Do I want to write more? Absolutely. Time just doesn’t always pan out that way for me and if I lose followers or have lost their interest then that’s OK. It’s the followers choice.

My crappy advice was something I felt that would be a good thing. If I thought it wasn’t by this point then I wouldn’t continue it. If I help one person then I’ve done something good for the day. Also, reblogging someones work is important. It allows people to see things they might not normally see which is more exposure.

If you have this many issues with my blog you can easily ignore me or block me. But I am going to tag those women to let them be aware someone is slandering their name without their knowledge cause that’s what I would want, I’d want to know. Might want to remove whatever stick is up your ass and move on with your life. You’re not looking out for me, you’re just trying to piss me off. Be real about it.

@bringmesomepie56 @chaos-and-the-calm67 @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog @jalove-wecallhimdean

anonymous asked:

tumblr does let you search multiple tags at once! how you do it is putting the first tag then the second one with a # before it E.x "Pastel #stim"

I’m. My mind is blown to pieces. Since the heck when did they start letting you do that?? And how have I not heard about it?? Am I still in the same universe?? fjkdsjgkgfg

Well, that aside, I sure am glad that’s a thing! Even though I didn’t know until now, better late than never ! ^^;;

Life Saver

A Coffee Shop Meet Cute Cat Fic



Rey shifted the squirming cat in her arms, lifting it up to rest over her shoulder, where it seemed more content to perch up high. She opened the door to the Bey’s Beans coffee shop and looked around at the handful of early bird customers who, like her, had risen before the sun to start their day.

Rey rose early every morning to jog around the city in the comforting solitude of the pre-dawn. It was the first thing she did, before breakfast, a shower, anything. She threw her covers aside, shrugged into her hoodie and sweatpants, stepped into a pair of old sneakers, and was out.

“Be right with you!” came a voice from the back, just beyond a gaudy yellow and orange polka dot curtain. Rey noted the British accent, and the slightly harried tone.

She let the door close behind her. The cat mewled in her ear, straining toward the floor. “I, uh, think I found your cat?” she called.

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anonymous asked:

can we talk about how finn is pretty much at the center of all of the legitimate discussion about potential romance in tlj? like in a way it's kinda framed as in "who is finn going to choose?" It is nice for a change to have the black man be the one common thing in the conversations about romance. sure certain people will say that it's actually rey at the center of it all but lbr no one outside of tumblr truly believes rey would pick ya-kno-who over finn ffs. idk i hope i'm making sense.

dw it makes a lot of sense and i do get it! it is nice not to have a love triangle with a white girl at the center deliberating over white boys #1 and #2. anyway it’s better to gauge audience reaction from what the casual viewers think (theres way more casual viewers than hardcore fans). if i ask my friends who arent that into star wars but saw tfa they all say that finn/rey had a romantic set-up and none of them knows who hux is. that’s what puts me at ease

It doesn't need to make sense, he's white haired.
  • Kai: Hey Shun...
  • Shun: Yes Kai?
  • Kai: Have you noticed that I do more things than you around here?
  • Shun: Yes.
  • Kai: And that I am older and taller and I'm pretty sure everyone respects me more than you.
  • Shun: Yes.
  • Kai: And that you just joined because you have this weird obsession with Hajime.
  • Shun: Absolutely.
  • Kai: This might sound crazy...but I was thinking that maybe I could had been a better leader than you.
  • Shun: Oh, that makes sense...but consider this. Razzle Dazzle Hocus Pocus ting tang walla walla bing bang!
  • Kai: ...did you make that dildo come out from You's mouth?
  • Shun: Can you do that?
  • Kai: Well no but-
  • Shun: Then I'm still the leader. Make me some tea.

anonymous asked:

My top 5 'to do' list for this year(and for the rest of my life) : 1-Be more social 2-Express more emotions towards people 3-Have more empathy 4-Get my grades better 5-Challenge myself with new things. What do you think? I'm working on some of them (1,3,5) but the other ones (2,4) I'm not sure they will work... Some advice?

that’s some healthy resolutions right there !I hop u’ll be able to do it ! 。(*^▽^*)ゞ

I don’t have any advices tho’ !u looks like way moar courageous than meh !I can’t do 1/5 of all the things u said ! ↷( ó╻ò)

 Also, maybe don’t push urself too much. Try to be waht u want to be and not how ppl would like to see u.  Your  integrity is moar important!

anonymous asked:

hello!im a freshman and the middleschool for my highschool is a music and arts school, so all the people who came from there (a majority), are significantly better than me.I always feel that in my section I need to prove myself to everyone, and I'm not sure if thats a good feeling to have. Is it? I'm an RCM pianist, and that automatically puts me in the 'elite group', but do i really belong there? I'm taking music again next year because I love it, but do things ever stop becoming a competition?

music is only a competition if you let it be. you can easily compare your skill to others based off of range, ability to navigate scales, the difficulty of repertoire, etc. but music does involve a bit more of a personal and emotional element. if you let music be more about how every individual interprets and connects with a song, then it stops being a competition, because everyone has something different and important to bring to the table

  • Chocho: </b> Hey Sarada! I gotta tell you something!<p/><b>Sarada:</b> Hi, What is it?<p/><b>Chocho:</b> Mitsuki! He's going to confess his love for me!<p/><b>Sarada:</b> Ah.....What? (Confused stare)<p/><b>Chocho:</b> Mitsuki is going to confess his love for me,jeez you really need to fix your ears.<p/><b>Sarada:</b> Ah no I heard you but umm....are you sure? Maybe you misread him....<p/><b>Chocho:</b> Yes I'm sure! Haven't you seen how he pulls me aside to have me all to himself! Its inevitable.
  • Sarada: haha.....yeah...okay....Chocho:Don't give me that! Why are you in denial!
  • Sarada: Chocho it's just____
  • Chocho: No! I know what it is it!
  • Sarada: You do?
  • Chocho: You're jealous! You want my man!
  • Sarada: Huh? What! No!
  • Chocho: Well you can't have him. Stick to Boruto you'll have better luck with him returning your feelings than Mitsuki!
  • Sarada: oh my.....Chocho stop making things up. Look I don't have any romantic feelings for Mitsuki. Have I ever seem interested in him?
  • Chocho: hmm, well no.
  • Sarada: see, I'm the last girl to even focus on boys. My only focus is becoming Hokage.
  • Chocho: hmm well, yeah thats true.....somewhat.
  • Sarada: So is everything clear for you?
  • Chocho: Yes, Sorry.
  • Sarada: Good. (Smiles) but umm Chocho what did you mean by somewhat?
  • Chocho: oh you know Boruto. (moves eyebrows up & down, smirks.)
  • Sarada: Ugh I guess I can't get rid of all your delusions.(smacks forhead.)
  • Chocho: Yeah, yeah. You & Mitsuki are the same, always playing hard to get,but I can tell you'll confess your love to him its just a matter of time.(Smirks & has arms crossed over chest)
  • Sarada: ...........................(Sweat drop appears)
Raw and Honest Marriage Reflection Conversation with M
  • Me: I'm working on myself and would love to hear if you notice anything.
  • M: Am I missing something you're wanting me to notice?
  • Me: No, not that I know offhandedly.
  • M: I feel like I failed a test lol.
  • Me: I have been working on changing how I view things so that my approach could be better. Would be better. A little cognitive behavior therapy on myself. Thoughts become actions and actions become thoughts. So I'm working on both.
  • M: Awesome.
  • Me: For example like at the park when my friend left and I stayed there with Jumping Bean. I? was on edge watching for any man to enter the area but I stayed and played with him the entire time. And than how I responded to the bullies. I pretty much completely ignored them after immediately dismissing them. Normally I would have gotten right back into their face when they got into mine.
  • M: I'm proud for how you handled those girls babe. And you are totally on the right track. You are having a positive outlook more often than not and you aren't letting the little things bother you as much.
  • Me: I want to do better. For myself, our son, and you too.
  • M: And that's the right order to do things.
  • Me: I'll continue to work on it and improve. I have noticed some personal differences in myself but I don't think they are apparent yet.
  • M: Like what?
  • Me: Honestly? I'm not sure if I should say it. I don't want to hurt you. Do you still want to know?
  • M: Well now I have to know.
  • Me: Honestly, I don't feel like I'm walking on eggshells.
  • M: What do you mean by that?
  • Me: I felt like I was constantly getting scolded by you for the smallest infractions. As if I was a small child getting spoken down to.
  • M: Could you give me an example?
  • Me: If I would say something slightly in disagreement with you you would speak down to me until I backed up. Essentially telling me I'm wrong every time I spoke or did something. I realized just how much that conditioning effected me and how much I didn't say or do something because I didn't want to be looked down at nor spoken down to by you. It made me feel like I could never tell you anything. You would even say a comment or give me a look while my friends were over and I would immediately shut down until you left again.
  • M: I had no idea. I love you babe you shouldn't have to feel that way around me. Glad I left then.
  • Me: I love you so much babe. And I always wanted to make you happy and proud but in the process I've given up and lost a lot of myself and never truly realized how much. How ingrained it had become. I like like none of my passions mattered. For a small example was when I shared something a friend had said, and you gave me that look and said something like "Why would they say that? My friends and I never would," in that tone of voice that just made me disappear. A tone of voice that made me feel as if I was a total disappointment to you. When all that I had shared was that several of my new friends found me attractive, my new friends whom you know are open and honest about who they are attracted to while still being extremely respectable and not going near the boundaries.
  • M: I'm sorry my love. Something else for me to work on while I'm here.
  • Me: It's been years upon years of it. I realized that I go dead silent or worse agree with you when you'd say something that I was not okay with at all that anyone else I'd confront them immediately about. It's all things that all of my friends have been telling me for years but I never understood what they truly meant when they told me until a bit after you left for this training.
  • "You're not yourself around him."
  • "You seem different."
  • "Are you okay? Are you sick?"
  • Are some of the things I've been told.
  • M: So then ... Do you want to try to work this out once I get home or ... ?
  • Me: Absolutely yes love. I knew I was more reserved around you than anyone else but it never hit me just how different I had allowed myself to become for you, for our relationship. I love you so much babe and I always have. I don't want to lose you. I didn't want to hurt you at all.
  • M: I'm not hurt and don't worry about hurting me. It's the truth and it needed to be said. And now that I know we can focus on that.
  • Me: I knew it was an issue and had tried to tell you in the past multiple times but it took a few weeks apart to realize how much. Does me ever telling you something along the lines of my throat closing up when I try to tell you soemthing or my voice getting choked up ring a bell?
  • M: Yes.
  • Me: Or me trying to tell you something and looking away and fidgeting while I tried to tell you something bring up any memories? During each and every of those moments you were employing the scolding voice and/or look. So often that even when you were not yet I knew it was only a matter of time. I was being scolded and punished for any and all infrastructures I felt. You would withhold love and affection and give me the silent treatment too for my infrastructures. For hours at a time. You've sent me to bed too, banished me rather.
  • M: Okay, that one I don't really remember, but I get your point. I have been an abusive shit of a boyfriend/husband. And I'll work on it and pay more attention to you and what you need.
  • Me: I don't think you're a shit, not purposefully, but I do think things were getting toxic between us on both sides. I love you so much babe and I don't want to lose you. I do NOT want us to break up. I want to be with you if we can fix our relationship. I desperately want to work this out babe.
  • M: Let's do it then.
  • Me: How do we? How do we find ourselves and each other again? How do we fix this?
  • M: Be yourself and do your thing while I am here doing my thing. We come back together as each other. Possibly get couples counseling when we get to our next location after my training is finished.
  • Me: What if you hate me? You already told me in November if you met me today as I am as the man that you are today you wouldn't be interested in me. It already broke my heart when you told me that.
  • M: I can assure you that I don't hate you. And we are different people now than we were then. The best advice Dad ever gave me was that love changes because people change. You will love differently because you are different. But it's still love. I still love you babe.
  • Me: Still loving me has never been a question but you were acting and essentially said that you didn't like the person I am today. I've been reserved and holding myself in check for you. I can only imagine how much you'd be against the real me.
  • M: I'm sorry that it came across that way. I love you and only you.
  • Me: I've long ago learned that I've never been monogamous with love. It may be five or more years between loving another, but it is there always.
  • M: And we will work with that.
  • Me: Is this something that will destroy you? Destroy us?
  • M: Can't give an answer to that unknown. Honestly. But I want to be with you.
  • Me: I guess it boils down to one of us will have to give something up. Neither of us has control over our hearts. I know it has been a point of tension in our entire relationship. I tried to be mono for you for many years, but about halfway through your our relationship after you returned from deployment I couldn't do it anymore no matter how hard I tried. Since than our relationship has been open since we opened it, but I remained reserved for you, for us. Nobody else was worth my time and effort to get to know other than Kitten while we dated her and when I met and formed a strong connection with Red Stag during which I've developed emotions for him and him for me. I've fallen hard for him.
  • M: We will do better love. I don't want to lose you, nor you lose yourself.

tacitlyanimated  asked:

So... I'm in a little pickle. I need money to buy a binder-- the one I have is too small, causes me pain, and I unhealthily keep wearing it. So I want to start doing commissions so that I can build up the money I need to buy said item-- doing commissions are the only thing I can do, as I'm not old enough to actually work. Um... As I am new to these things I was wondering if you could, maybe, explain how I should go about it? A little of advice, please?

Hi! Sorry for the lateness! I’ve been away for a couple of days

Here are a few tips

  1. Have a Quick and Easy way for payment. I have Paypal but maybe there are better options? I never looked into any others
  2. Make sure there’s a way others can contact you like an email address or IM
  3.  Don’t charge any less than what you think you’re work is worth! 
  4. And Make sure you have a way for people to see your commissions and get to them. I have a link on the “pages” section of my blog for example

Hope these help! And I reblog a bunch of tips and refs from other blogs to @roxy-draws so maybe that can help a little too! 

Good Luck and I Hope you Get Your New Binder! 

anonymous asked:

I hope he doesn't break too soon, i'm having FAR too much fun. Shouldn't you be watching him, V i t y a. Make sure he isn't doing anything he shouldn't? After all.. he keeps alot of things close to him. Bet he doesn't tell you much anymore.

Viktor let’s out a deep, long winded sigh.

“You know, this is getting boring, Anon. Don’t you have better things to do than bother me with your nonsense? Yuuri communicates with me just fine, thank you. I’m so honored that you seem so concerned about the state of our relationship, though. Maybe once you manage to get that rod out that you’ve shoved so far up your ass you’ll be able to speak without anything but bullshit coming out of it.”


Nice quest. 7.8/10 too much cave.
It also has the interesting habit of saying lines in overhead chat and in your chatbox. Is it because it’s from classic? who knows.
(P.S all the pictures are captioned if anyone’s interested lol)