i'm such a mood killer

blasteredged  asked:

STANDS THERE WITH HER LIPS PUCKERED WAITING FOR HER PRINCE TO KISS HER.

    “ Y’know you look…like a fish doin’ that…which kinda makes me wanna…go fishin’. ” he mock-innocently adds while knowing her intentions are a light hearted kiss to the lips. Something he notices she enjoys more than anything else–simply vanilla. He can’t resist the painfully charismatic side of himself from bubbling to the surface to make such a comment. “ Heh, looks like it’s time to reel it in, huh? ” he upholds the punch line before stiffing a laugh at his own joke. 

  • *in their hotel room*
  • Molly: *giggling* I had a lovely day. They really thought we were married.
  • Sherlock: *pouring drinks; smiles* We didn't give them any reason to doubt us.
  • Molly: *giggling* When they asked how long we'd been married and we both said nine years. How did you think of that?
  • Sherlock: *offering her drink; shrugs* First number that came to me.
  • Molly: *takes the drink* Haven't we known each other for nine years? *sips her drink*
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes; scoffs* Now, Molly, that would be quite sentimental of me *downs his drink*
  • Molly: *shaking her head* I suppose so *pauses* So what's the plan for tomorrow?
  • Sherlock: *replaces his glass; steps closer* A breakfast meeting with the suspect, a stroll on the beach, shopping - I told him you needed new jewellery - then, a meal followed by dancing in the evening *smirks* Sound good?
  • Molly: *smiles* Lovely.
  • Sherlock: *gently brushes her hair out of the way* There is something else that just cannot wait until tomorrow *kisses her* Thank you for agreeing to be my wife, Molly.
  • Molly: *biting back her smile* Now, Sherlock, that's quite sentimental of you.
  • Sherlock: *shrugs* Yes. The thing is, I don't care *kisses her again*
INTP and ISTP
  • ISTP: What even is jury duty, anyway?
  • INTP: It's a civil responsibility, you have to serve on a jury.
  • ISTP: What happens if you don't do it?
  • INTP: You can get fined, or maybe arrested.
  • ISTP: Is it in the constitution? If it's not in the constitution, I don't have to follow it.
  • INTP: I don't think "Murdering people is illegal" is in the constitution, does that mean you'll become a serial killer?
  • ISTP: Eh, if I'm in the mood. I mean, some days you get bored, ya know? And other days you get hungry, and you remember that cannibalism is a thing.