- Some fucknut valley girl at the eastern market: I get a craving for mac & cheese like once a year, so I call my friend to come make it for me since I don't know how to make pasta. I never eat pasta. It's just empty carbs. I don't even own a colander.
- Me, standing next to my sister at the pasta counter, where we came to buy pasta: [mouthing incredulously] doesn't know how to make pasta
You look like you're in such great shape! What do you do for exercise?