I'M AN ENGLISH GENIUS I AM.
I can’t help it. I’m still geeking out over my Zombie essay.
I mean, one minute my teacher finishes grading a nice essay about uniforms in schools, and the ridiculous price of college or how teachers should be chosen better…
and then he picks up mine, and the title is “This is an Emergency Broadcast”. and when he finishes it, he realizes it’s an essay about how the public needs to be more aware of an impending zombie outbreak.
Then he goes and gives it a 95 out of 100.
I’M A FREAKING ENGLISH WIIIIZZZZAAAAARRRD!!!!!!!!!!
I MEAN. I WROTE AN ESSAY ABOUT ZOMBIES, IN A COLLEGE COURSE, AND IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH, DESPITE IT’S NEAR RIDICULOUS TOPIC, TO TOTALLY PASS.