"I'm Too Cooooool For Music"
Bomb the Music Industry!
You can’t satirize queer culture if you aren’t really gay
You can’t be anti-PC when no one cares what you say
And you can say the kids are idiots but you’re still up onstage
Shock value shock value shock value SHOCK VALUE SHOCK VALUE
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! I’m just here to entertain
Just like GG Allin but derivative and lame
Man, who needs music when you can call people names?
Songs are total bullshit, man, music isn’t cool enough for me