i'm sort of concerned

acowar ships

I was thinking the other day about how we’ve all been so concerned with how the ships will turn out in acowar - who will end up with whom, who will get to see their ship doin’ it, who will have babies or get married or whatever.

But basically, at this point I’m over here just like…. please don’t die?

Because being in a ship/couple/marriage is great and whatever, but it’s pretty much the same thing as babies - people don’t need babies to be complete. And people don’t need to be in a couple or have a significant other to be complete, either.

But they sure do need to be alive!

I feel the need to share this so like

Here:

I imagined Sportacus dabbed and fucking just punched Robbie as he did it
Robbie fell to the ground clutching his face and Sport is all
“Øh ñô Ï’m ßörrŷ Ròôbï€!”
and Robbie mumbles he is fine but when he moves his hands

/Gasp/

HIS EYEBROW IS MISSING!

So the kids and Sport r like
‘OMG ROBBIE UR EYEBROW’
and Robbie like
'SPORTACUS! BEHIND YOU’
and when Sport turns ROBBIE’S FUCKING EYEBROW JUMPS ONTO HIS FACE
and then Robbie’s eyebrows start to like, hump Sporta eyebrows n Sports eyebrows also come to life and it’s ?!?!?!?

anonymous asked:

that anon really made me nervous and scared, now that I think of it those lines "I love you. But we won't ever be together. There is no happy ending for either of us." were said in the same episode where dean keeps trying to say cas that he needs to stay and that they're better together but Cas won't listen and keeps leaving without a word, please tell me this isn't a foreshadowing of their relationship and that this is not the writers telling us that dean and cas are not endgame, please no

Hi there… I think you meant this anon? Sorry, I had to go digging for it. It’s not the most recent anon post on my blog anymore, so I wanted to avoid confusion.

This is not foreshadowing of the relationship between Dean and Cas.

You can’t knock down eight years worth of buildup to a thing with one line by a suicidal side character. Narrative does not work like that.

Luke the guy who charms the heck out of your grandma, joking and laughing and making her blush so when you’re leaving her house she packs him extra leftovers and hugs him a little longer than she hugs you and he throws an arm around you as you walk out and grins ‘think she’s got a new favourite’ and you’re just like 'stop flirting with my grandmother you creep.’

anonymous asked:

Imagine Steve coming out as bisexual to Bucky and being really nervous afterward (because of how common prejudice was in their time) until Bucky just pats him on the shoulder and tells him it's fine and that it doesn't matter because they're still friends no matter what

“Can’t say I blame you, anyway,” Bucky adds, with an easy shrug. “Guys are hot.”

“Wait.” Steve’s stomach is still lurching with the aftershocks of his nerve-wracking confession, and his mind is working overtime to keep up. “You mean you…so, you’re…”

“Come on, Steve.” Bucky holds his gaze steadily, eyes twinkling with amusement. “You really gotta ask me that?” He shrugs again, and casts Steve a mischievous grin. “I mean, I’ve seen Wilson. There’s only so much a guy can do.”

It is, Steve’s forced to admit, a very fair call.

DO NOT WRITE TO A PROBLEM PAGE ABOUT THIS. PHONE THE POLICE. NOW. RIGHT NOW.

(with many thanks to Sehlat over on Twitter for this one!)

the face of a man who will spend days memorizing your schedule to creep into your quarters at night and watch you while you’re sleeping, draw on your face with permanent marker and take pics of you in your boxers (or whatever it is you sleep in), send it via PADD to both your closest friends and your enemies, then create a running holo-recreation of it to be the setting of the next ship-wide party… all because you took the last slice of authentic pepperoni pizza