i'm sort of concerned

the face of a man who will spend days memorizing your schedule to creep into your quarters at night and watch you while you’re sleeping, draw on your face with permanent marker and take pics of you in your boxers (or whatever it is you sleep in), send it via PADD to both your closest friends and your enemies, then create a running holo-recreation of it to be the setting of the next ship-wide party… all because you took the last slice of authentic pepperoni pizza 

DO NOT WRITE TO A PROBLEM PAGE ABOUT THIS. PHONE THE POLICE. NOW. RIGHT NOW.

(with many thanks to Sehlat over on Twitter for this one!)