i'm sorry you can kick me out of the fandom now

anonymous asked:

I'm newer to the fandom so maybe I just haven't seen it yet, but I haven't really thought of Harry as a big drinker? I thought that was mostly Louis and his friends.

LISTEN you are missing out, my friend. harry is the sloppiest drunk and it’s beautiful but it’s been suppressed lately because they’ve been pushing the louis! lads! clubbing! stuff for a couple months. but harry! gets! so! sloppy!!

(it’s my head canon that he’s an incredible lightweight but what do i know maybe he drinks like a fish)

here’s a roughly chronological (based on hairstyle) post of the sloppiest pop star of all time THIS IS SO LONG BYE

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shout out to @losersclubbb because this is something they made me think of. This is very long and I’m not the least bit fucking sorry!

Okay, but IMAGINE if “It” was a TV show, or a Netflix/Hulu/SOMETHING series. Like “Stranger Things”, each episode is about an hour, and it’s a sci-fi crime show. It shows how the kids all meet up, and there’s more time to develop their characters and reveal their back stories and get things made more accurately. The whole series is just in depth on their lives, and a little less outright horror and more head-scratching mystery. 

Like they all decide the Loser’s Club is a crime solving group, dedicated to finding the missing kids and taking care of each other. Like every few episodes there’s a filler where you just find out more about the target character of that episode while they’re out doing normal kid things, and to reign it back to remind you it’s technically suspense/crime, at the end of the filler episodes they’re brought back to reality by a Pennywise sighting, or a red balloon. 

When I say backgrounds I mean backgrounds- on everyone! The Bower’s Gang is NOT exempt because they deserve to be recognized wholly as King made them to be. Their parents will be included too so we can see how they were raised! Know who else isn’t exempt? PENNYWISE AND HIS FUCKING UNIVERSE PIE HOLE. The kids will unravel much more about him in the show than in the movie, including his backstory and how he came to be. And including that nightmare fest in his face. 

Speaking of, they find out mid-series that he’s NOT human, that these crimes are being committed by another entity entirely. They had no idea at first, thinking this mad man was just appearing dressed as a clown or leaving balloons. Once they know more about who they’re dealing with, he decides to let them know about what he knows- turning into their worst fears and taunting them. He taunts them for their most canon fears in the book, Richie and clowns and werewolves, Eddie and disease and his sexuality, (which, by the by, he’s GAY), Beverly and adulthood and her father, etc, etc, etc.! 

It shows them most detailed in kicking his ass in the sewers as a final show down kinda thing, taking up at least a full episode, preferably two, that way the final showdown with the kids is like its own movie. Any time they interact with him, it should have at least a few moments from Penny’s POV, chasing the kids, getting into their heads, seeing exactly the thoughts that give them their fears. (Also since this is really me and I’m biased, I want Eddie to be crushing on Richie, and Richie crushing back, but they don’t date because that’s not super accurate by any means, but the tension and the love is THERE)(And Pennywise is an asshole and uses that to his advantage of FUCKING COURSE)

ANYWAYS YEAH. They have the season finale two-episode special on kicking his ass and the blood oath. Then when the season comes back as adults, it’s all over again- just as much detail into their adult lives, what they’ve been up to, what they’ve missed. Falling back into familiar friendships, relearning the town and Pennywise and each other. I fully support the idea of Reddie becoming an unspoken thing as it’s canon they kinda do and Eddie is very unhappily married. They basically just have touching scenes and yes some filler episodes but not as many and they aren’t as light hearted, more to get the drama of their personal lives and “normal” lives outside of this fleshed out. 

Stan does die before the reunion, and they take a whole episode for him and his story, showing flashbacks of his life as he would think back on them after getting that call, all of his important moments and achievements captured because he is such a beloved and valuable part of the Loser’s Club even if he isn’t in the story as long. They do show him die, and the trauma of it, because his death should not be understated or glossed over. They take another whole chunk of the reunion episode itself for the Losers themselves to reminisce on him and how much they adored him and how much they’ll miss him, going over his proudest moments, and his silliest. 




What went down in Dislocoeur
  • Ms. Bustier: in many fairy tales the prince breaks the spell by kissing the princess, can anyone tell me why?
  • Ms. Bustier: that's not really an answer
  • Max: technically this only applies to 87% of fairy tales
  • Ms. Bustier: there's no way that number is correct
  • Ms. Bustier: maybe like 7% or 8% at most
  • Ms. Bustier: yes Rose we got that
  • Ms. Bustier: who are you even talking to
  • Ms. Bustier: are you saying that in the imperative
  • Rose: pls do the smoochy thing :( #ladynoir
  • Adrien: well I just wrote this poem time to toss it in the garbage with the rest of the fandom
  • Marinette: hmm I wonder what that hot guy threw in the trash
  • Marinette: ooh it's a poem!
  • Marinette: "roses are red, violets are violet, poetry is f**king hard, do the smoochy thing pls"
  • Chloé: hmm why is Marinette looking through the garbage
  • Sabrina: did you know there's an entire fandom in there?
  • Chloé: wow she must be really desperate
  • Max: kk Kim it's time for you to run along this route and meet your crush on a bridge
  • Kim: why is her route so convoluted
  • Max: idk but if you meet her on that particular bridge and give her this particular jewel you've got a 87% chance of success
  • Kim: there's no way that number is correct
  • Kim: maybe like 7% or 8% at most
  • Marinette: I say go for it!
  • Kim: kk, running now
  • Marinette: now imma write a poem to Adrien
  • Chloé: and imma break the hearts of a buncha tweens
  • Chloé: hey tweens! you see how fabulous I am? well I'm never gonna date you
  • Chloé: do you see what you're missing out on
  • Chloé: well that was fun anyway I hope one of you gets akumatized now
  • Chloé: b**ch I'm out
  • Kim: *goes to bridge*
  • Kim: this is the Pont des Arts, right?
  • Kim: so where did all the locks go
  • Kim: it's just panes of plexiglass
  • Kim: this is way less romantic now
  • Chloé: hey Kim
  • Kim: hey Chloé lemme smash
  • Chloé: are you for real
  • Kim: I got you blue AND yellow
  • Chloé: you're as pathetic as that meme
  • Kim: she doesn't want blue and yellow
  • Chloé: look I've got a buncha tweens clamoring after me now
  • Chloé: so you're like fourth in line at best
  • Chloé: BYE
  • Kim: what has my life come to
  • Hawkmoth: wow this is even more sad than usual
  • Hawkmoth: like, I actually feel really sorry for you
  • Hawkmoth: so here have an incredibly cool transformation
  • Dislocoeur: now we're talkin
  • Dislocoeur: I've got a bow and arrows!
  • Dislocoeur: pew pew pew!
  • Marinette: and now it's POETRY TIME
  • Alya: whaddaya got
  • Marinette: "roses are nerds, poems are easy, lemme smash pls bc I think you're hot"
  • Alya: wot
  • Marinette: wow romance really isn't all that great when you're honest about it
  • Alya: wow and here I didn't think you'd ever have enough experience with romance to figure that out
  • Marinette: ooh sweet burn
  • Marinette: btw that flying guy just shot you with an arrow
  • Alya: yeah that's where the sweet burn came from
  • Alya: and now I'm suddenly tempted to go confront Nino in a rap battle
  • Marinette: YES DO IT
  • Marinette: ok Tikki let's kick that flying guy's butt
  • Dislocoeur: hey it's Ladybug!
  • Marinette: no not yet
  • Dislocoeur: oops sorry
  • Marinette: Tikki, spots on!
  • Dislocoeur: there we go!
  • Ladybug: welp running away now
  • Dislocoeur: pew pew pew!
  • Chat Noir: hey Ladybug I've got a confession to make
  • Ladybug: look I already know you love me ok?
  • Ladybug: please don't endanger us by confessing what's already incredibly obvious when there's a supervillain trying to shoot us
  • Dislocoeur: *shoots Chat Noir*
  • Ladybug: that one's on him
  • Dislocoeur: yeah kinda
  • Chat Noir: now imma kill you
  • Ladybug: why
  • Chat Noir: because hate always wins
  • Ladybug: citation needed
  • Chat Noir: citation: the US election
  • Ladybug: ok fair point
  • Chat Noir: you just accepted anecdotal evidence as proof of a general claim
  • Ladybug: oops you're right
  • Chat Noir: now prepare to die
  • Dislocoeur: *tracks down Chloé*
  • Chloé: wow and here I thought you couldn't get any more ridiculous
  • Dislocoeur: imma shoot you now
  • Chloé: and give me the ability to make even sweeter burns than usual?
  • Dislocoeur: wait nvm that's a terrible idea
  • Chloé: wow even as a villain you can't succeed in anything
  • Dislocoeur: hey Hawkmoth can you Tier 2 akumatize me?
  • Hawkmoth: sorry buddy you're on your own
  • Ladybug: I gotta figure out how to dehateify Chat Noir!
  • Brain ghost Ms. Bustier: the prince breaks the spell by kissing the princess
  • Brain ghost Rose: DO THE SMOOCHY THING
  • Ladybug: disclaimer—the following kiss is intended solely as a means of counteracting Dislocoeur's akuma-granted ability, and should not be interpreted in any romantic or otherwise non-platonic context
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: *do the smoochy thing*
  • Chat Noir: I don't remember any of that
  • Ladybug: good now end that f**ker
  • Chat Noir: *ends that f**ker*
  • Ladybug: well I guess we're done here
Do You Got Room For One More Troubled Soul?

Pairing: Jeremy Heere/Michael Mell

Words: 4.247

Summary: “Stop. Buying. Things. From. Japan. You. Idiot.”

“You weren’t complaining when I showed you the hentai!” Rich protested, batting away Jake.

(Mistletoe and the squip squad’s Christmas party)

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Feel like you need a song to influence you to write a scene or character? Here are a list of Playlists and Songs you can listen to to get you going! 











Supernatural: Greatest Hits >>> [PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3]

TEEN WOLF Soundtrack : Seasons 1-3B

Game of Thrones Soundtrack: Seasons 1-3

Her (a Spike Jones love story) Film Soundtrack

Les Misérables Soundtrack

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Soundtrack

Inside Llewyn Davis Soundtrack







I’d love to add more (music and fandoms) but let’s just give you this for now! Happy Listening!

ALSO: These (obviously) are not my fanmixes/playlists so give some props to the people who made it! They would love it! Also, if you see your playlist on here and would like it removed, tell me! Thank you!

anonymous asked:

As a newbie to the fandom, are there any fics that are considered must reads? There are so many on ao3 and I'm not sure where to begin.

*updated January 2017*

We’ve put together a few posts for new readers before here and here. Everything in our personal faves post is beloved by at least one of us. 

I’m not gonna say any of them are must reads, since you shouldn’t read a fic you don’t like for the sake of me so these are the ones that I see both highly acclaimed and widely discussed in the fandom:

4 Minute Window (E) Speranza WC:24127

“Look, if they catch me,” Bucky muttered, “they’re either going to kill me or they’re going to put me in a box with a little window and—Steve, I can’t.”

5 Times Steve Got Arrested and 1 Time They All Did (T) heartsdesire456  Words:5K

What it says, 5 times Steve Rogers ended up in jail (with and without Bucky) + 1 time all of the Avengers got arrested with him.

Ain’t No Grave (M) spitandvinegar WC:86k+ (WIP)

It’s six in the morning, and Steve is heading out on a run when he nearly trips over a bouquet of sunflowers on the front steps of his brownstone.

For a second paranoia takes over, and he kicks the flowers a little, waiting for them to explode. They don’t. They also came with a card, which he picks up. The front of the card has a tasteful picture of the Brooklyn bridge at sunset. It’s very nice and sedate, like the kind of card you would buy to give to your boss. On the inside someone has written a short message in big, shaky block letters.


Steve sits down hard on the steps.

but hey, you’re all right (M) beardsley Words: 5K

‘This is not my fault,’ Tony lies. ‘It was supposed to be a joke! Christ.’

‘Thanks to your joke,’ says Coulson, ‘we now have a code three-four-delta, with the variable being a Russian immigrant. We’re checking his background right now, but it might take a while. Meanwhile, I suggest you civilian-proof the Tower. If any SHIELD intelligence is compromised, I will hurt you.’

Yes, this is the story where the Winter Soldier is a Russian mail-order bride. Everything goes about as well as you’d expect.

cross this river to the other side (T) defcontwo Words: 

Here is the truth about Captain America and the Howling Commandos that every World War II historian must come to accept at one point or another: we will never know everything. We won’t even come close.

So much was lost with the untimely death of Captain America. While the man beneath the uniform sunk to the bottom of the North Atlantic, the myth lived on, only to grow bigger and more unwieldy as the years went by. Now, it is near impossible to tell fact from fiction, to separate out truth from propaganda.

In 1943, the Howling Commandos wrote goodbye letters to be given to their loved ones in the event of their deaths.

In 2014, Sharon Carter finds those letters in a tin can in an abandoned HYDRA base.

Gravitation (E) Odsbodkins Words:10K

“He couldn’t remember when he first started feeling the pull. Perhaps it was too long ago, or perhaps it had been gradual, something that crept up on him. But by the time he was sixteen, Bucky knew that the axis of his world spun around Steve Rogers in the worst possible way.”

Inspired by finding out that in the prequel comics for Captain America: The First Avenger, Steve and Bucky are in art class when the news breaks about Pearl Harbor.

Hands of Clay (T) Mhalachai WC:200k+ (WIP)

James Barnes leads a busy life as a single working father in New York. But when his childhood best friend Steve Rogers falls back into his life, James will have to re-learn what love, friendship and and family are really all about.

it’s a strange courage (E) mambo Words:27K

“The question the entertainment world is asking themselves today is… Who is Steve? Hollywood superstar Bucky Barnes was spotted at a wrap-party last night, serenading someone named Steve onstage. Not only was Barnes more than a little tipsy, but he also sang a song from the Disney Channel Original Movie that started his career–a bold move, considering the fact that he always dodges questions about it. But who is Steve? Why did Bucky leave the club alone? What does this mean about the rumors of a relationship between Barnes and his co-star Natasha Romanoff? And is everyone’s favorite poster boy gay? All this and more after a quick message from our sponsors!”

I’ve Been Careless With a Delicate Man (M) Paraxdisepink Words:9K

Steve lets SHIELD think he and Bucky were boyfriends so they’ll let him see the Winter Soldier in medical.

The man on the bridge (M) boopboop Words:107556 

Steve Rogers turning up at Tony’s door in the middle of the night might be a bit out of character, but it’s not completely out of the realm of possibility. Stranger things have happened.
Steve Rogers turning up at Tony’s door with an amnesiac assassin - who may or may not have some of Tony’s personally designed hardware attached where his arm should be - well that’s just far too interesting to turn away, even if Tony is trying to avoid all things S.H.I.E.L.D these days.

Mistake on the Part of Nature (T) Words:1K by idiopathicsmile

Steve takes in Bucky’s betrayed look and Sam’s confusion, follows Sam’s gaze to the pile of mangled fruit in the trash can. Sudden comprehension fills his face.

“Oh,” he says. “Bucky found out about bananas.”

In which an American icon is mourned. But probably not the one you’re thinking of.

Not Easily Conquered-series (M) dropdeaddream, WhatAreFears WC:71225

In 1945, Steve Rogers jumps from a nosediving plane and swims through miles of Arctic Ocean to a frozen shore.
In 1947, Steve Rogers marries Peggy Carter.
In 1966, the New York Times finds the lost letters of Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes.

perfectly right wrong number (T) melonbutterfly Words: 31K

It all starts because Steve is too dumb to handle his smartphone.

A wrong number AU in which Bucky Barnes doesn’t enter Steve’s life (meaning: Bucky wasn’t born until the eighties, but Steve is still Captain America) until Steve accidentally dials the wrong number. Wherein there is a lot of texting, some advice via Natasha and Darcy, a bit of pining, and a first date in an amusement park. Oh, and on top of being a disabled veteran, Bucky is a professional catwalker. Literally.

Only Good Things (G) Jain Words:2K

All of their neighbors think that Steve and Bucky are dating.

Our Golden Age (E) augustbird WC:147825

Wherein Bucky is the crown prince and Steve still becomes a hero.

Schrödinger’s Romance (M) InTheMiddleOfNowhere WC:19K (underage, rape/noncon)

“It could be a relationship, it could not be. You can assume either until you see for sure the results.”

We all know those moments. Those moments when your family all gathers around you and asks “So, do you have a boyfriend yet?”. Bucky knows these moments all too well and, quite frankly, he’s sick to death of them. Unfortunately, being a 21 year old college student makes it harder for him to come up with excuses, and with Christmas coming up he needs to think of a way out fast. A chance encounter with a stranger through an old library textbook could just be the kind of miracle he needs to make it through the holidays with his last shreds of sanity intact.

Sing Me the Alphabet (T) thesardine Words:78K

There wasn’t anything left to salvage. That’s what Fury believed. It would have been a kindness to put him down.

When SHIELD finally releases Bucky from custody, he is not the man anyone expects him to be. The ruthlessness of the Winter Soldier is gone, replaced with a seemingly child-like wariness as he struggles to communicate his warped understanding of who he is and what was done to him. But with Hydra scrambling to regroup, SHIELD takes dangerous measures to secure Zola’s algorithm to use against them, and Steve is dragged back into battle, forced to weigh what’s best for Bucky against what’s best for the fate of the free world.

Then Bucky is abducted.

Steve races to recover his friend before the man who was Bucky is gone forever, but the rescue stalls, he starts to crumble under the weight of everything he has lost and everything the war has taken from him.

Meanwhile, Bucky confronts a terrible piece of ex-SHIELD tech that was in development long before Project Insight, but in order to survive, he must decide who he is going to be: the vulnerable Bucky Barnes or the indomitable Winter Soldier? It turns out there might not be as big a difference as everyone seems to think.

Slide To Answer (M) by relenafanel Words:8K

“What do I do?” Steve appealed into the phone. “I’m freaking out.”

There was silence on the other end of the line. It lasted so long that Steve pulled the receiver away from his ear and frowned at it. Pay phones were old. Maybe this one wasn’t working despite the obvious dial tone when he picked up.

“Ok,” a stranger’s voice said over the phone. “First acknowledge the fact that you dialed the wrong number, but be quick about it because my cab is a few blocks away from my own plans and I’m about to drop some truth bombs on you.”

Steve Rogers at 100: Celebrating Captain America on Film (gen) eleveninches, Febricant, hellotailor, M_Leigh, neenya, tigrrmilk WC:10228

“Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts.
“Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.
Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.

Steve Rogers’ Dad Face and Other Common Hazards (T)  AggressiveWhenStartled  Words:5K

Today, Peter was honest-to-god going to see Captain America himself up close, in person, and not from a rooftop or tiny crevice like a creepy stalker fanboy.

Even better, he was going to watch Steve Rogers make history by soldiering his beleaguered way through the most intensely awkward and honestly ridiculous press conference in the history of ever– jaw thrust out and spine ramrod straight. Trying hard to be polite and respectful in the face of adversity.

While a bunch of assholes with cameras and microphones shouted at him about Iron Man’s adolescent dick.

Things SHIELD Never Told Captain America (T) tolieawake Words:3K

The thing is, Tony quickly realised, there are certain things that SHIELD never told Captain America. Sometimes small things, sometimes big things. But things, nonetheless, that they thought he wasn’t quite ready to know.

When Steve finds out about one of those things during an interview - his reaction isn’t anything like anyone was expecting (except maybe Natasha, because she’s scary like that).

OR, how the world found out about Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes.

This, You Protect (T) owlet WC:64326

The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect

To be Vulnerable is Needed Most of All (M) perfect_plan WC:118362

Steve is a shy comic book artist and meets his new neighbour, Bucky Barnes.
In which there are awkward longings, meddling best friends, comic conventions, heartache, lemons, video games, dorkiness, dancing and two cute boys.

this city bleeds its aching heart (E) Renne Words: 34K

The one where Steve and Bucky pose as a happily married couple while on a mission for SHIELD, to catch an international arms dealer hiding in a suburban neighbourhood.

United States v. Barnes, 617 F. Supp. 2d 143 (D.D.C. 2015) (T) fallingvoices, radialarch WC:20605

The Associated Press @AP
Winter Soldier set to stand trial for Washington D.C. massacre and treason apne.ws/1og6SWE

When I Put Away Childish Things (M) hansbekhart WC:14367

Bucky gets on a Manhattan bound train around 2:30, heading to 8th St. He watches the Lady far off on Liberty Island as they roll over the East River. The train is crowded and people smile at him, pleased to see a handsome young man in uniform. He smiles back, pleased with the world and everything in it. He wonders where Steve might want to go for lunch. What he’d say if Bucky asked him if he’d ever thought about treating this thing between them as real.
He comes out of the subway a little before 3 o'clock, and the world has changed.

anonymous asked:

Are Elly and H&L related? What is H&L? Is Koo part of H&L too? I'm confused...

Alright, so like… ima n00b with this shit but leggo

So like first there was this big biker gang run by the Sad Gay Dads

K that’s more like angry gay dads but anyway

They just wanted to be happy and gay together and they created Mugen, this Harley Davidson product placement of a gang

Not everyone was about that gang life tho so the Anamiya brothers showed up and caused some shit

And uh… A Big Fite happened… *furrows brow* Listen I don’t have my shit together rn because this series is a violent thirst trap… literally, so my grasp on timeline and why shit happened is skewed so ima prolly make shit up somewhat

So uh ass was kicked, Mugen broke up and became like the Three Kingdoms era but instead of the land being divided into three it was like five, which is totally against Confucian tenants btw because there’s only one king under heaven and… sry I’ll stay on target

So these groups are like… lit and kick ass for different reasons n shit:

These mthrfkrs are the Hoodlum Squad and I consider them to be forever at the epicentre of whatever drama happens… like I wanna punch Dan, pinch Tetsu’s cheeks, sit on Cobra’s face but anyway I digress

These guys are the White Rascals who own this techno night club and pretty much whoop the ass of any man who abuses a woman. I nut extra hard when Koo appears because he is the Ignis of this show and nobody can tell me otherwise. Also, a transwoman is in this group named Kizzy and ❤️❤️❤️ and Rocky is so GODDAMN EXTRA but that’s @gorou-chan ‘s man and I respect him even though he’s… a little… crazy… BUT ANYWAY (they have the third most lit theme song btw) I’d visit this club legit and not just to see if I could bone Koo.

These guys are the poor parkour orphan squad, aka Rude Boys, and their theme song is like AUTO HYPE FOR ME LIKE OHHHH SHIT SMOKEY BOUT TO LIGHT SOMEBODY UP once he’s done with his seizure SOMEONE GET THIS BOY SOME MILK A DOCTOR but my bff @foreverythingisnotlost had like this whole thing she told me about back when we were in high school and it’s basically this gang, so I told her about it and BOOM now she’s gonna watch it too and we have Yet Another Thing to get on the phone and yammer about excitedly for 5 hours

The Daruma are insane in that they just don’t give a shit bout nothing but indiscriminate ass whooping on anybody that looks at them funny. Like, they’re just here to get revenge and chew bubble gum and gum chewing is a gross habit so they’re just on straight ass kicking now, son. Hyuga is so pretty (in season 1 at least, I don’t feel the facial hair thing he got going on later) but kinda crazy but I guess it’s understandable all things considered. Also, second most lit theme song in this series, I think I actually may play it more than Run This Town sometimes on the way to work.

These Oya High dudes are reckless men who are nothing but delinquents that never graduated and kept getting held back but they kicked all the teachers/principle asses so ain’t nobody gonna tell them what to do, now. The leader, Murayama, is hot unstable because he had to survive 100 punches without passing out so I think that knocked some screws loose. Also has the biggest crush on Cobra from Hoodlum Squad but don’t say that too loud or he’ll drop kick you out of a window in a flash of tsundere fury

… Elly is rude and is in this series too, yes, but his hairstyle is stupid asf in the show and I hate his fucking face how dare he be so FUCKING PERFE- I mean RUDE

*stares at how fluidly he moves for way too long*

Anyway my gif Armiger has failed me in terms of a good H & L group shot, but he’s a part of the Mighty Warriors who think that listening to Wu Tang clan gives them special ass kicking powers or something, and I guess it did because these gangsta ass fuckers bought a casino with the money they stole from bad folks doing some human trafficking. I’m going to be eternally mad at Ice (Elly’s H&L persona) because I work in a casino so how dare?? Also, get the fuck out of my face being so hot

I’m angry again ugh Elly look what you did


Noctis: Sannoh (Hoodlum)

Gladio: Daruma Ikka

Ignis: White Rascals

Prompto: Rude Boys

Yes I already dreamed up some silly crossover shit, leave me alone, everything is @ka-za-ri fault, with her conspirators @gorou-chan and @mrsiwatatakanori , please direct any blog content complaints to them thx

Obviously I need to go to sleep now I’m sorry guys this post was all over the place… wait *squints at the clock* I GOTTA GET UP NOW FOR WORK OH FUCK GODDAAAMMNNIITTT it’s gonna be a long day

madamemarquise  asked:

I know I'm probably late, but I'd love a birthday drabble for the incomparable @porchwood. Her b-day is on 3th of February. She's given the fandom so much and it'd be fantastic if somebody wrote a sweet piece of Everlark for her as well. Thank you!

Originally posted by rosiitea

You were definitely not late. Happy birthday @porchwood. To help you celebrate in style, the always lovely @burkygirl has written this double dose of everlark fun, just for you. Enjoy!

Locker Talk, Parts 2 and 3

By @burkygirl, rated T.

A/N: An Everlark high school romance, written 500 words at a time. Part one can be found here.


Peeta and Thresh shoved each other out the door of their Law class on their way to the cafeteria. Peeta was already dreaming of tacos for lunch when Thresh jabbed Peeta in the gut with his elbow and then wiggled his eyebrows at the girls. Peeta gave Thresh a sly grin and his blue eyes twinkled with mischief. They’d been doing this every day for weeks.

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Casual Immortal Prompts

Almost every immortal character I’ve seen is either super angsty and obsessed with the fact everyone they know will die or super apathetic and has no regard for life- but I was wondering what if there was an immortal who just rolls with it and is a pretty relaxed about stuff but not emotionally detached either.

So I have some ideas for scenes that I am never going to use so I’m putting them here for people’s fanfiction/ OC prompts or whatever.
(They are all loosely on the same line of thinking because I find the idea of a very casual immortal to be a lot more fun than an angsty one to me.)

  1. “….Ok. First of all; Ow, that hurt. Second of all; WTF dude???“ 
    …A- Wha–You’re not dead!?” 
    “Don’t change the subject, I asked you a question!”

  2. Healing from a mortal wound has side effects very similar to getting very drunk or high for example;
    “Hey- H-hey Y’see thisss? This-this…???…thing! Yeah, well th’re I’was- mind’nn my’wn business a-an this PRICK jus’- jus’ com’s up ‘n’ stabbed me! And I’m like….’can’ we jus’chill for once? Why musssst y’be so sstabbly?’ An’ ‘e jus’ tries again….I mean…who do’s tha’???“  
    “Um. Do you need help up or- ?”  
    “SShaddap y’bastard I’mn talk’n!”

  3. “Oh yeah, her! Ha- I stole one of her diaries about- what, two thousand years ago?- it’s hilarious! It’s best in the original Sanskrit, I’ll lend it to you!“

  4. “…..The king is dead.“ 
    “The King is Dead.“ 
    “Oh- that is sad, of course it’s just well…You’ll get a new one soon enough anyway so don’t worry- pull this arrow out would you?“

  5. “I’m home!“ 
    “In my defence, I thought I could make it.“

  6. “You want to try some?—Sh*t! Wait- I forgot! Stopstopstop! Don’t drink that-someone poisoned it- it was the sweet kind though so I-it tasted so nice I forgot….maybe avoid the punch.”

  7. “You can’t stay in your room forever!“ 
    “It didn’t seem to bother anyone the first three hundred years.“ 

  8. “Were you trying to kill me?…You need to work on your aim, buddy. Want me to call the police?“

  9. Time capsules are a hobby. Friends and family bury them somewhere and every five-hundred years it’s a treasure hunt….though some booby-trap them:
    “Holly— A bear trap?! Francis Charles Edward Chester Adams III! You little Bitch! As soon as I can walk I’m gonna kick over your urn!“  
    “Wasn’t he your 43rd cousin’s friend? The ‘cool’ and ‘charming’ one?” 
    “He WAS.

  10. ……
    *pulls out note book*
    ”56th toaster related incident. Buy a new toaster.”

  11. “Crap- What year is it?“ 
    “No….I missed the twenties again?“

  12. Everyone they know has set ‘Dumb Ways to Die’ or ‘My Immortal’ as their ring tone. The first one is particularly irking because- yes- they have done some of those things, please can we drop it?

  13. *walks in with a freezer box*
    I would like to donate some organs.“ 
    “Of course- just fill out this form and you will receive a donors card approving the removal of organs after your death.“ 
    “….Ah. About that…” 

  14. “How did you fare?“ 
    *washing bloodied clothes*
    “They didn’t seem too happy to see me…but on the brighter side they said they’d consider it.“

  15. They’ve made a bet with everyone they’ve met about when and how the world will end and now have to pay up in the after-life.

  16. “I’m going to need to see some ID“
    “Are you serious?”

anonymous asked:

As i'm devouring everything that you write: 16 for Nicky and Eric. There is too less about them in this fandom and i just need Nicky to not just been seen as this flippant thing the fandom likes to diminish him to. Thank you so much - if you decide to write it - and i really look forward to everything else you're gonna write :)

I’ve never gotten to properly write Nicky, thank you for this!!! I hope you like it!

Nicky thought he tried to be a good person. He helped people carry their groceries, he gave people free ice cream during his shifts if they looked upset. Most poignantly, he moved across an ocean to take care of two kids who didn’t want anything to do with him, not for the congratulations, but because he would never willingly subject his parents on anyone.

So why did the universe see fit to kick him at every opportunity?

The week had started with someone skipping out on paying at Sweetie’s, leaving him to foot the bill. Then, he had to field phone calls about how the school was considering suspending Andrew for skipping class. And now, Aaron’s teacher was calling him about how Aaron had needed a guardian’s signature on a test he’d gotten a D on, which Aaron had never told him about.

He hung up after reassuring the teacher a hundred times that he would talk to Aaron about the test and his slipping grade in that class in general. He ran a hand over his face and sighed before calling for the twins. Aaron, unsurprisingly, showed up first.

“You got a D?”

Aaron looked worried for half a second before schooling his expression back into neutrality. “It doesn’t matter.”

“It does, Aaron. You’re smart. If you do your work, you can get into a good college, make something of yourself-”

“You didn’t go to college.”

“We’re not talking about me. I’m just saying-”

“You’re just saying that you’re so much better than us just because you have a rich sugar daddy who lives in Germany, right?”

Nicky’s mouth dropped open a little. “Excuse me?” When Aaron didn’t answer, Nicky just said, “Look, just get me the form and I’ll sign it.”

Aaron stomped off with a huff just as Andrew came to a halt at the bottom of the stairs. Nicky pinched the bridge of his nose and breathed before asking, “Why aren’t you going to class?”

Andrew shrugged. “Didn’t want to.”

“Is someone bothering you? Is there something going on at school? I can help if-”

Andrew was already gone.

Tired to his very soul, Nicky headed up to his room and closed the door, hoping for a few minutes of peace. He knew he would feel better after talking to Erik, who was probably up starting to get ready for work by now. He opened Skype and waited for Erik to pop up on the screen. Once he did, Nicky smiled widely. “Hi baby!”

Erik grinned and Nicky felt his heart flutter. “Hey, liebling. How are you?”

Nicky waved a hand. “Eh, tired, but I’m better now that I’m talking to you.”

His smile must not have reached his eyes, because Erik’s face turned concerned and he said, “What’s going on?”

Nicky sighed. “Aaron’s failing math, Andrew won’t go to class, I got stiffed at work. What isn’t happening?”

Erik’s forehead creased. “Do you wanna talk about it?”

Normally, Nicky would have flown into a speech about the day’s happenings, but he didn’t want Erik to think he couldn’t handle it, knowing Erik would do something stupid like fly out and risk his job, and Nicky couldn’t handle the guilt. “Nah. I’d rather hear how you’re doing. Any big cases today? You know I love hearing about you going all tough lawyer on people.”

“Nicky, if something’s wrong-”

“I’m fine, Erik, really, I just need to sleep this week off-”

“Stop telling me you’re okay, Nicky! I can see that you aren’t. Why won’t you talk to me?”

Nicky swallowed, trying to keep the tears from falling. He was so tired. “Please don’t yell at me,” he whispered.

“Nick-Nicky. I’m sorry, baby. I’m just worried about you. I hate seeing you upset and I miss you and I haven’t seen you like this since we met. I don’t want you spiraling back because of them. I care about you.”

Nicky squeezed his eyes shut and said, “But what can I do, Erik? I can’t just leave them. They’d die with my parents, I know it. I can’t do that to them.”

Erik sighed. “You can’t save everyone, Nicky.”

“Let me try?” Nicky asked with a weak smile. At Erik’s silence, he went on, “I don’t want to fight. Just distract me?”

Erik smiled then. “God, you’re dangerous. I can’t deny you anything.”

Nicky struck a pose. “Tell me about it, stud.” Erik crinkled his nose in confusion, which made Nicky laugh and say, “We’re watching Grease the next time I see you.”

They talked for a little while longer before Nicky noticed the time and said, “It’s like six a.m. where you are. You need to get ready for work.”

Erik smiled, “I love you, engel. Get some rest.”

Nicky blew a kiss to his screen and marveled in how Erik made him feel holy and good and all the things he was told he could never be. He couldn’t save everyone, but he could save himself.

Sorry if I butchered the German.

prettyrebel1955  asked:

Can u name all the things that make rivamika beautiful?

Hello there dear and sorry for the late reply.

I don’t know if by RivaMika you mean the ship itself, or the fandom as a whole, but sure, I can list some of the things I think make RivaMika so beautiful.

  • Mikasa’s first impression of Levi, which was the reason why she, unlike everyone else, wasn’t afraid of talking back to him or arguing with him, because, to her, he was just the midget that beat up her precious Eren mercilessly, and needed to pay for it sooner or later.
  • Levi’s secret protectiveness of Mikasa, him attempting to teach her the right thing and guide her so as to not commit the same mistakes as his. He even got himself injured while saving her, because he realized how Eren was her weakness and how she moved so recklessly, putting her life in danger, in order to save him, which she would have failed at without Levi’s help.
  • Mikasa being a secret admirer for Levi and his skills, which got her to observe the way he fights, and learn from his moves, and then attempt to test them out in the battlefield. This shows that despite the little grudge she held for him, she still acknowledged his strength and respected him for that, which is amazing.
  • Levi’s not-so-obvious tenderness with Mikasa. When she would stand up and argue with him, he never mistreated her, which was admirable, considering Levi always used force in order to discipline those who tried to act rebelliously, such as Eren and Historia, even with Hanji, he used harsh words, although he still respected her, even with Nile, he was disrespectful, although Nile was in Erwin’s status. And yet, he treated Mikasa quite differently. 
  • Mikasa’s sorrow for Levi’s injury, her feeling of responsibility and half-assed attempt to apologize, which not only is considered as a development for her character, for she was showing that she cared not only about Eren, but also about her captain’s safety, and the consequences of her actions, but is also a development–a turning point in their relationship.
  • Levi’s trust in Mikasa, acknowledgment for her strength, and pride in how far she developed, which was shown when he asked her to team up with him and kill the enemy, who was at that point humans instead of their usual enemy; titans. This shows that he believes in her abilities, actually he always believed in her abilities, and he was only scared that her attachment to Eren would lead her to a sooner death.
  • Mikasa’s acceptance for Levi’s leadership, putting her trust on him, and her obvious less attachment to Eren. While she was ready to risk everything for him at the beginning of the series, she is now more considerate about her actions, having learnt from experience that everyone’s life matters, and she shouldn’t risk their lives for a single person’s. This, of course, doesn’t mean that she cares about Eren any less, for she already showed concern for him, but she came to accept that her feelings must be put aside, and all of this is thanks to Levi.
  • Humanity’s strongest duo, in which both Mikasa and Levi team up to kick ass on the battlefield, always going ahead of the rest of the team in order to clear the path. Their relationship finally developed to a point where they put faith in each other, work hard, cover for one another, kill without hesitance, and guarantee a successful mission. Neither of them was a team-work person, but together, they make the strongest battle duo ever. This is a huge development for the two of them especially. They used to work individually, trusting no one but themselves, but they have over come that to accept working together, and this is beneficial to everyone. The rest of the team must now learn from them, and Levi and Mikasa must be the source of courage for the rest, to kill the hesitance everyone else is feeling about killing humans, which are more or less the true enemy of mankind itself.
  • Last but not least, Levi being still protective of Mikasa, even though he knows exactly how strong she is, he was still ready to rescue her if needed when they made their attack on Kenny’s team. 
  • Also, Mikasa’s amusement by pissed-off Levi is worth to be pointed out.

I hope I didn’t miss anything, but yeah, this is all I could think of about what makes the RivaMika ship so beautiful in my eyes.  After all, I’ve had a very good journey being a RivaMika shipper.

And the RivaMika fandom as a whole is pretty cool yo! We have great artists, amazing fanfic writers, and although most of them left, we still get more and more people joining the RivaMika ship everyday!

Thank you for the question, my dear. I really enjoyed answering it!

anonymous asked:

You've managed to send me off on a Natsume Yuujinchou kick - thank you so much! It's been so long and it makes me so happy. ♥️ But, uh. Do you have any suggestions for good fics for the series? I'm sorry, I just had to ask. Thanks.

^^ Yay, I’m glad!

I’d also mostly forgotten it for several years, but then s5 came out last fall and it got me really hyped to be back in the fandom, and now s6 is here less than half a year later and I’m just completely in love with the characters all over again, y’know?

Anyways, sorry, I don’t actually have very many recs, but there are a few must reads I can point you towards:

  • An Ordinary Session by volta_arovet is about a young boy who can see youkai, but is forced to see therapists because of his chronic “lying”. This is his first meeting with his newest therapist - Natsume Takashi.
  • Calling You Home by paperwar is a cute little fic about five scenes between Takashi and Shigeru.
  • Dear Beloved by SkyGem (because obligatory self plug ;) ) is a character death fic, so proceed with caution!
  • Little Lost Spirit by ncfan is a sad little one-shot from Touko’s pov about the first time she saw Natsume Takashi.
  • The Human Mask by harunekonya is absolutely amazing, and I’m pretty sure it’s the single most popular fic in the fandom. It’s a fic in which Natsume gets turned into a god. I absolutely adore it, but it unfortunately hasn’t been updated in almost a year T^T It has 182k words though!
  • Three for Family by NightsMistress is another one-shot from Touko’s pov about her thoughts on her foster son.
  • Unconventional Family by bleach-ed-na-tsu is only 3 chapters and hasn’t been updated in quite a while, but I rather enjoy it! It’s super cute and is about Natsume basically parenting the 4 youkai children that imprinted on him throughout the series (Tama, Kogitsune, Kirinoha, and Kai).

Ahhh, sorry, that’s all I have at the moment! I hope you like them though!

It’s a bit hard for me to find fics I like in this fandom because so many of them are NatorixNatsume, which is my notp, since I see them more as a sibling type relationship, so the ship is kinda squicky to me. TanumaxNatsume is another popular ship which I don’t particularly like, bu I’m more okay with this one. I mostly try and find non-pairing fics XD

Nyanko-senseixNatsume is one that I used to ship, and even have a fic for, but I find I don’t really like it much anymore.

I tend to hc Natsume as either aro or demiromantic these days.

SO UM- I'm trash

Okay so since I’m still in the camp camp fandom and still want to contribute-

AU time!

Now, yes, this one will be weird and sorry if you all suddenly hate me for the idea.

But have you all seen the new IT or even the miniseries one that was made back in 1990? Or even read the book?

If not, well I suggest doing so, only if you’re not afraid of clowns however and aren’t sensitive to the horror genre.

Anyways, I am trash for the new remake and I got an idea

“how about I ruin the fun for everyone and make an IT AU for camp camp?”
(I’m sorry if I do ruin everything you love I truly am sorry)

So here’s how it goes

Bill - Davey (aka young David if you didn’t know)
Georgie - Jasper
Richie - Max
Bev- Nikki
Stanley - (Still slightly undecided, but could possibly be Neil)
Eddie - (Undecided as well, but Preston might be a good fit due to how dramatic he gets)
Ben - Space Kid (I’ll explain later if you’re confused)
Mike - Harrison (will also explain later)

And of course
Pennywise/IT - Daniel

Now let me explain how some of this would go,

If you haven’t heard of IT before, it’s a story of seven kids in a town called Derry, every 27 an awful presence lurks through the town and killing or kidnapping children for food, and unfortunately these kids are victims. They must find a way to stop IT from killing them or anyone else after the major disappearances in the town including Bills little brother, Georgie.

Now for my AU, it will still be taking place at the camp and of course Jasper and Davey won’t be brothers, but will have that close and brotherly bond, enough for it to effect Davey into investigating what could’ve happened to him.

Along side him who also go along with Davey’s journey is his friends. Max is a good fit for Richie due to many reasons of you have seen the recent film. Both are funny and sarcastic and badass as well, but only you would know that if you had watched the new movie.

Nikki being Bev(erly) is understandable, she’s a tomboy as is Bev, she’s independent, and she isn’t as afraid as her other friends are. She can overcome her own fears and we all know she could probably kick IT’s ass- but she knows that they all need to stick together through this as Bev does.

Neil being Stanley, is probably the best option, but he could also be Eddie if you think on it. Still, I think he would fit Stanley, both are awkward, yes but they are gentle with certain things. And both are Jewish but I don’t know weather to consider that a trait for both because they don’t let it truly define them. I feel as if both have a dark and secret hate for something or possibly someone, but I can’t put my finger on it.

Preston being Eddie is worth considering, both are dramatic at times, and seems to be very strict on certain things or issues, and I can see a match for these two, how loud they are and how dramatic they get, but also how comedic they can be!

Space Kid being Ben may raise a few eyebrows to some, but seeing how we all know Space Kid does his own fair of research on space as Ben does on the town of Derry, I feel a match between them. But, I will consider Nerris for this as well, yes she’s adventurous, but I could see her trying to track down everything she could to find out what’s up with the town of Derry or the camp itself.

Harrison being Mike may be confusing to some, but I think it would be a good match. Mike is often treated differently due to his race and possibly that he’s homeschooled. Harrison would also be treated like this due to his abilities, if any of you have forgotten, both of Harrison’s parents were terrified of the things he could do, you could only imagine how everyone else felt once they found out. I can also see the same guilt they have, Mike feels guilt from the burning of the Black Spot which took both very important lives to him. I feel like Harrison would have a similar guilt due to him making his brother disappear and never being able to bring him back.

And should I even begin to explain why Daniel is a good fit for Pennywise/ IT? I mean come on, if you have to, rewatch S2 E1 of camp camp and I know you’ll understand.

Ok..if you did and still don’t, guess I’ll explain.

In both versions and the book, Pennywise is supposed to come off as friendly to children to lure them into his trap. He also lures them in by creating or transforming into their terrifying fears. Daniel gives off that vibe during S2 E1, he seems friendly and nice, but once you dig deeper you begin to see the true colors, he’s not at all what he seems to be and you’ll only realize it when it might be too late.

Also one more thing, for those who have watched or read IT, there is a slight love triangle, but in this AU, I honestly wouldn’t see any between Davey, Nikki, and Space Kid. So for this AU, there isn’t a love triangle, it’s just close friend relationships.

Anyways, knowing me I will probably draw fanart of this AU soon so just look out for that everyone.

This is Obsessed signing off-

Goodbye! Tell me your thoughts of this AU by messaging me, sending in an ask or reblogging!

anonymous asked:

Out of curiosity, what do you mean by a group's dynamic towards each other changes??

A world tour is unimaginably stressful. Being with the same people for so long under stressful circumstances really strains the relationship, no matter what. It’s different when you’re dorming together or promoting in one place, during a tour you’re forced to stay healthy, positive, in a good relationship, perform perfectly, but it’s like hanging out with your siblings: you love them but you can’t stand them when you’re forced to be with them no matter what. ugly things come out and you learn more of someone that you’d rather miss out on. it’s happened to a lot of groups, they mature quickly and get professional, mull over life choices and have that dreaded “is the idol life for them” thoughts 

I think a Seventeen example of this would be last year during their fanmeet tour. They were going country to country and it was their first time on an overseas tour and while it was just fanmeets, it was a lot for them and a really big change in their career. Woozi stated it was the first time he was able to channel sadness in a song, and that’s how “Smile Flower” was born. I wasn’t really convinced it was a song for the carats (why would it, they see carats all the time) and this might be a personal speculation but i really thought Woozi wrote this song for SEVENTEEN. I thought they wrote this song for each other, because even if they’re apart and not a group anymore, they would still love and respect each other. I’m not trying to discredit the “original” meaning behind the song, but it is a possibility. Here’s some examples from “Smile Flower”s lyrics, because I even thought the lyrics represented the individual member’s mentality w/sadness

Vernon:  How happy I am, how beautiful you are / About us, who is second to none 

It really relates to Vern’s “go with the flow” aspect of this career, as he’s explained it wasn’t his intention to become an idol, that the job just fell into his lap and he went with it. And it shows even though things could turn sour, he’s staying positive and enjoying life as it comes 

Minghao:  Why am I hesitating? / I don’t wanna be like this

His line really got to me. Everyone knew that out of all the members, that Minghao had the least amount of confidence in 2016. He was not as renowned as the other members, was losing weight dramatically, and had the least amount of fansites (his only fansite that went to their concert got kicked out for violating the rules, which was why there were no fansite pics of him) He was probably one of the members that was having the hardest time, not knowing whether he was “good enough” and from there changed his image from “cool cutie” to “infinite possibilities” it reminded me how much he must’ve been going through, questioning his presence in the group, and needing to constantly fight internal battles between their hard schedules. 

Even though I’m showing a rather *negative* example of a group dynamic changing, it isn’t necessarily for the worst. They’re much, much stronger now. Their fandom is stronger, they’re stronger, their music is stronger. The best part about sadness is that it’s an energy, and energy can be redirected into something better and seventeen has reached unimaginable heights in their career people never would’ve imagined in such a short amount of time. 

wayward-girl-deactivated2017081  asked:

Of course I'm going to send you a prompt to do, you beautiful human. Congrats on your follower count, you deserve every one of them. I challenge you to prompt #8, "this is never what I wanted" with Jared or Sam. You choose💕

This was never what I wanted.”

*flashbacks also in italics*

Sam’s POV

Throbbing pain. That’s all I felt. It wasn’t the kind of pain that came from heartbreak or losing something you loved. It was the kind of pain that came from slamming your fist through a wall - because that’s exactly what I had done.

She was gone, just like that. She left nothing for me to remember her by other than the pang in my heart and the rage I had for the son of a bitch that took her from me. I ran my hand under the cold water pouring from the bathroom faucet, pink droplets falling where the blood washed from the scrapes and cuts along my knuckles. As I watched the water swirl around the drain and disappear, every thought I had was her.

“You think I planned this?” She threw her arms out as she waited for my response.

My mouth popped open and closed twice before she rolled her eyes and turned her back on me, stamping to our bedroom.

“Just wait!” I reached for her arm, spinning her back to me. “I never claimed you planned this, Y/N. I just wish you would’ve told me before right now.” My eyes met hers, both sets brimming with tears.

“Sam, please. How was I supposed to tell you about this? What did you want me to say? ‘Oh, yeah, I sold my soul and I’m actually enslaved to Crowley for the rest of eternity, but we can live happily ever after until you finally kick the bucket.’? You think I planned to fall in love with a Winchester?” Her tears spilled over and streamed down her cheeks.

“That’s… no. Crowley? I’ve seen Crowley since I met you, since we ‘got married.’“ I air-quoted. “He would’ve fucking told me.” I hissed through gritted teeth.

“You really give the King of Hell that much credit?” She raised an eyebrow, her tone unbelieving. 

“I shouldn’t.” I sighed. “Damn it. The one good thing I had…” 

“Sam, I have to go.” She stepped toward me and laid her palms on my forearms while I held her waist.

“You don’t. We can figure something out.” I shook my head, unwilling to let her leave me so soon.

“We can’t, trust me. I’ve tried everything. Crowley won’t make any kind of deal with me. My fate is sealed.” Her wet eyes stared up into mine.

I couldn’t think of anything to say to even try to make this better, so I just poured every ounce of love I’d ever had for her into a kiss. A goodbye kiss. When we broke apart, she turned for the door again.

Reader’s POV

As the door clicked and locked, effectively keeping me from re-entering the place I’d called home for the past almost five years, I broke entirely. Sobs shook my body while I collapsed onto the hard pavement below me. Crowley’s feet appeared in my line of sight, and I cursed his name, wrapping my arms around my chest and grasping for anything to keep me grounded. 

“Time to go, love.” He said, accent piercing my eardrums like nails on a chalkboard.

My arms loosened around my body as my hands fell to my stomach, holding what would soon be a growing bump.

“I told you, you and that first born are mine. That was the deal.” His voice was sly, like he’d won it all. 

“I’m so sorry, baby. This was never what I wanted.” My hand rubbed over my shirt, apologizing to the baby Sam would never know, the baby that could’ve been our happily ever after, but ultimately, the baby that would know Crowley as its father, and come to rule Hell.

“You should’ve thought about that, dear, before you promised me not only your soul, but the soul of the precious little thing inside you. All for the Moose. You gave it all up for a man who will be giving his all to a slew of shoddy diner waitresses in the back seat of his brother’s terribly outdated car before you even give birth to this child.”

As soon as the words left his mouth, he pressed his fingers together and snapped, effectively transporting me and my unborn child to Hell, where I’d spend the rest of… well, forever.

Keep reading

Close Encounters

Characters: Reader, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester

Pairing: None

Word count: 550

Warnings: Awkwardness at its finest, mentions of pubic hair, talk of vibrators and masturbation.

A/N: This is getting funnier and funnier

Outer Space Masterpost

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Originally posted by canonspngifs

Your fingers gripped the door knob and you sigh as you open the bathroom door. You know both bothers are out there waiting for you to get out. Shutting your eyes you do it quickly, like a band-aid

Walking around the room you feel 2 set of eyes following your every move. With your free hand you scratch your head and place your bangs behind your ear before taking the small pink case.

“Y-Y/N?” You kick yourself mentally for not getting that extra credit card so you could take a room for yourself… But noooo you didn’t want to commit any more fraud!!

You look up to see them both of them staring at your hand. “What Sam?” You breathe out, already flinching about whatever question he’s about to ask to you.

“What is that? I’ve never seen anything like it…” He extends his big hands, like he’s asking for you to show it to him and Dean moves closer to his brother. Oh, he wants to see too!

A loud chuckle escapes your lips; the brothers give each other a side glace before looking back at you. “I- I’m sorry.” You cover your mouth with the back of your hand trying to get a hold of your sanity, only to laugh again louder this time.

Sam and Dean join you and the three of you laugh like a small group of crazy people, a couple of minutes go by and you realize that you are the only one laughing again. You sigh and everything is awkward again.

You finally open your palm, showing the not so small devise, “This is an UFO vibrator.” You hold it up so they can both inspect without touching.

“Why is it shaped like… like that? Is not like- like the normal ones” Dean asks and you can see how he’s really trying not to reach out and take it.

“Dunno, but I like it this way… we good now? Can we just, forget this ever happened?” You turned around and go to your duffle again.

You hear a whisper argument ending with a ‘You do it?’ ‘No you!’ quickly you take a pair of jeans and pull them up your legs over your shorts; you just wanna get out of there.

“Y/N?” Is Sam again and you see it coming.


“Can I ask you one more thing?” You release you hair from the bun you did earlier and scratch the sides of your head a little too hard.

Sighing again, you check your wallet for a little cash, yes you’re gonna have breakfast somewhere else!  Then look at Sam in the eyes. 

Your mouth opens and closes a couple of times until you finally find your voice. “I don’t always let it all grow freely, like all natural it’s just that, I really haven’t got time to wax, and yes! Sometimes I think of you, both of you actually but this was not the particular case.”

Silence fills the room and you wonder if it is better to run north to Canada and then Greenland of south and don’t stop till you get to Antarctica…

“Yeah, no… That wasn’t it.” Sam says “I just wanted to know if from now on you’d would prefer to have your own room.”

Yep, Antarctica it is!

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I know I’ve been spaming you but, you won’t see me for a few days so…

anonymous asked:

About nursey/dex Do you think it's a little weird that we as a fandom compare their struggles/debate who has it worse? Ik it's different when talking through the lens of characters but sometimes it feels like this fandom is arguing over whether it's harder to be poor or harder to be black? which kinda seems off to me like they're different struggles/hard to quantify. I was just curious ur opinion cuz u seem v smart/well spoken to me but don't feel like u have to respond if u don't want

hey, good question. i’m glad you think highly enough of me to ask me, dude. i got really long and rambly about this answer, and i’m pretty tired, so sorry if it’s somewhat unintelligible.

in my opinion, i don’t think it’s that anyone necessarily wants to talk about this kind of thing just for kicks. like, no one’s going, “wow, let’s debate whether jack in the nhl or bitty in the deep south is in a more homophobic environment!” just for the hell of it, or because they want to pit the people who love those characters against each other. that might be a more comparable example to what i think you’re asking me.

to me, the nursey/dex privilege discourse exists in fandom because of patterns in the fandom moreso than the details of the comic itself, and the patterns of the fandom are a direct result of the world we live in. fandom is made up of people, and no person lives in a vacuum; by extension, fandom does not exist in a vacuum, unaffected by the world.

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