i'm sorry that i did this

The real reason why Liam went alone to the Brits
  • *1D's group chat 2 hrs before the awards*
  • Harry: Guys
  • Niall: yeah pet
  • Harry: I know I said I would go with Liam to the brits, but I can’t.
  • Liam: WHAT? HARRY WHY
  • Louis: ....?
  • Harry: I lost my nail polish.
  • Louis: are u fucking kiddin me?
  • Niall: harry is this a joke? not funny
  • Harry: No, I'm serious. It's for good luck, I can't go with bare nails.
  • Liam: What am I supposed to do now Harry? Walk through the red carpet alone like a damn loser?? I'm gonna have to come up with a sneaky plan now THANK YOU
  • Harry: I'm really sorry Liam. You can always ask Simon to walk with you.
  • Everyone: ...
2

It’s that time again friends! I would’ve posted this yesterday but I was insanely busy all day long ;~; Happy Astroversary everyone! Per usual, here’s me and the bias.

  • Ouma: lol ur stupid
  • Kiibo: ...What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

please don’t unfollow me but i did some stupid shit and my dad decided to come in so i’m going to be running on queue for a while. you can message me on here and i don’t know if my parents are going to send me to inpatient or not but i might not answer. if i’m on any gcs with you i’ll be mostly inactive or leave it for a while but here’s to a hiatus yeehaw

anonymous asked:

With all the crap with Mercy and having to deal with the fact that he isn't a complete human anymore... How R!Hanzo wants to fix the things with his brother? I mean, R!Genji is a fucking bastard in my opinion, and he don't feel even a little bit guilty fo what he did to his own brother. With C!Hanzo I can deal with it, because C!Hanzo was destroyed when he saw wht he did to his brother. But R!Genji don't feel anything! (Sorry If I'm rude, I love the story, but Genji is a fucker xD)

Nah, R!Genji’s a nasty dude, sure enough–this is a generally accepted fact amongst everyone in the r!au, including Genji himself. Hanzo seems to be the only person who it’s not quite clicking for, but this is because he still feels (not completely consciously, mind) like what happened between him and Genji was his fault. And likewise, Genji also is of the opinion that what happened between him and Hanzo was Hanzo’s fault, and not his own. Genji’s not totally wrong on this front (as we know, Hanzo was almost certainly going to kill him if he didn’t do it first), but needless to say, preemptively murdering someone in order to protect oneself doesn’t absolve a person of all sin. 

However, Genji believes that if he was deserving of punishment for what he did, everything he had to deal with after killing Hanzo (and there was a lot of stuff to deal with) was punishment enough. He was pushed into a corner, he did something bad, and he paid for it, over and over and over again for years. So, he is pretty profoundly done feeling bad about it–or anything, really. He spent too much time in the crucible, and it burned him straight through. 

Anyway, being isolated and away from home for so long has given Hanzo some obscenely low standards for family, particularly since his time with Overwatch just made him feel bleak. He’s willing to ignore some foibles if it means getting back a shred of normalcy, or regaining some semblance of the man he used to be. The ‘foibles’ in this case are pretty extensive, but not everyone’s perfect?? I guess???

As an aside, with respect to c!Hanzo, there was a weird voice line during the halloween event (that I oddly never really saw anyone comment on) where Ana asks Hanzo what he’s doing so far from home, to which Hanzo responds that he was banished for taking his brother’s life, and can’t return. This sort of flies in the face of fanon, which paints Hanzo as being immediately overcome with guilt and giving up his place amongst the Shimada as a consequence of it, and the Shimada chasing him down for abandoning them. 

However, it seems in canon that when Hanzo killed Genji, his family responded with “What the hell made you think ‘straighten him out’ meant ‘kill him’??” and forced him out/tried to avenge Genji, and only then did Hanzo think “Wait…..are you saying killing my brother…..was bad????” after which point he did some soul searching and came to realize what a monumentally awful thing he’d done. Who knows what would have happened if he hadn’t gotten his knuckles rapped? The family not wanting Genji dead makes a bit of sense as well, since why would the Shimada have this whole dedicated shrine to just Genji in the main house if they’d been of the opinion that he got what was coming to him? Why not just give him a fake burial and be done with it? 

So I think Hanzo’s guilt over Genji was more cause/effect than him feeling immediately terrible about doing a terrible thing by virtue of his own moral compass. Which isn’t to say he’s still not a more sympathetic character than r!Genji, he definitely is–but he also seems to have fallen into contrition kind of by accident, rather than as a natural human reflex haha

But the canon seems a little wibbly-wobbly on exactly what transpired amongst the Shimada, with the wiki giving a version that’s closer to the generally accepted fanon. So *shrug*. I think what we can take from it is basically that the Shimada are just generally a mess, no matter what’s going on haha

Star vs the Forces of Evil - Just FUCKING friends

None of the fans, I mean NONE of them well excluding marco x Jackie shippers, but still, NONE have waited this long to see an ep as sad as this one. Did we deserve this? This is just so sad…. I know this may be for plot build-up for starco ship (me trying to be positive) but WHERES THE BLOOD MOON. MOON WHY HAVE U FORSAKEN ME…. TAT

The OT4 email chain during the Brits 2017

Payno: there are loads of dirty shoes under this table it’s sooo disgustingggg I hope we win so I can get outta here

Neil: is there any food I’m starving

Payno: why would there be food did u miss the part where I’m UNDER the table

Harold: what kind of shoes are they wearing? who attends the brits with dirty shoes it’s a fashion crime

Tommo: good question babe <3 @ chaino stop complaining you’ll never become a lad like this

Neil: okay but for real do they have food? I forgot to season my chicken again

Based on this post by @lesbianslovelouis.

Brave Paladin, reveal your hopes and fears. Redbubble

orson krennic's characterization
  • before rogue one: greetings my fellow Imperial leaders, let us make haste to complete the Death Star project ahh yes tarkin of course we'll accept your help thank you
  • after rogue one: *rolls up to Imperial meeting 15 minutes late with Space Starbucks* sorry everyone couldn't find my fucking cape *sees tarkin* what bitch?