i'm sorry really this time i mean it

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                                                              for better for worse,
                                                              for richer for poorer,
                                                         in sickness and in health,
                                                            ‘til death do us part.

Hunk: Oh geez, sorry, dude! He had a rough work day! I can take him off—

Keith: IT’S FINE!

Hunk: Uh…are you sure? I mean, Lance can be pretty heav—

Keith: I said it’s fine! *coughs* I mean…I don’t really mind…


Lance works a lot of part-time jobs aside from being Mr. Blue and often falls asleep at the oddest times. Meanwhile, Keith can’t fathom whether he should call himself lucky or not (because his heart rate keeps going off the roof). Hunk is just confused.

Mr. Blue AU (x)

170811 - Meeting Monsta X at Starbucks in Berlin

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I met Monsta X on the streets of Berlin yesterday. Or at least two of them, my bias and bias wrecker, Jooheon and Kihyun. Nice.

Basically. My friend (from the Czech Republic) and I (from Sweden) had wandered around all day, visiting the kpop store and all that. Then we were standing by a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light. And suddenly this guy walked up to my side and I had to take a double take bc, ‘Is that Kihyun???????’. My heart dropped and I turned to my friend and was like “IT’S KIHYUN IT’S KIHYUN OMFG IT’S KIHYUN.” BC HOLY SHIT HALF A METER FROM ME STOOD THE ACTUAL YOO KIHYUN!!!! Sorry I’m still freaking out holy shit. He looked like a f**king god, looking all artsy in his round golden glasses and big camera. Plus: no make-up!Kihyun is 👌 👌 💕 👅 👅 😭 💖

Kihyun then waved to someone on the other side. We thought it was his manager bc what would he be doing all by himself in Berlin when his concert is just in a few hours?? Suddenly the light turned green and he went ahead of us, and since we thought that it was his manager on the other side of the road (we couldn’t see the person he was waving to yet) we didn’t want to ask for his autograph since they usually aren’t allowed to do that.

But then we saw who he was waving to. J O O H E O N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was also standing by himself, wearing slippers, shorts and a wind jacket. He looked so fluffy and smol and okay imma stop talking. So now we had to make a decision in 0.1 second, are we going to follow them and ask for their autographs or just go back home? 

We decided to follow them, walking about 100 meters behind them. After only a minute or two they went into a Starbucks and we stopped outside. After about two minutes of freaking out we decided that our last chance was to also go in, just look at them and then leave without bothering them. So now my friend was literally standing right next to Jooheon (who ordered an iced americano for Kihyun and a coffee with milk for himself bc that’s important information). When he’d ordered he stood beside Kihyun who were waiting for their orders. Then one of the cashiers recognized them and asked for a photo, and they actually agreed to take the picture so yeah. My hands were shaking so bad when I payed for my drink but I’m proud of my friend and I bc we actually managed to act like any other customers in the café (where are our Oscars?).

While we were waiting for my friend’s drink, the boys left the café and we were kind of sad bc yep they’re leaving and we’re not going to follow them. But then they sat down at a table outside! At this point a total of five girls + a really kind dad had noticed them. So we looked outside and saw that they actually signed autographes to the girls! So they basically only sat down to make those fans happy and sign their stuff (stan monsta x) And now we freaked out again bc neither one of us had a pen nor a piece of paper. But when we walked outside a girl let us borrow her pen and paper so that was really nice of her (I owe her my life).

While my friend was doing something else, I walked up to their table, Kihyun to my left and Jooheon in front of me. I just said that I was “so so sorry for disturbing them but can I please get an autograph?” Kihyun made his “pftttth” laugh with his eyes looking like half moon crescents (y'all know which one I mean), but he took my paper and signed it. Since Kihyun was to my left I couldn’t really look him in the face that well, so when I spoke I mostly looked at Jooheon. I was stuttering like an idiot in the beginning but I was shaking so much while trying to act cool and look calm lmao. I basically told them that I was “really excited for the concert tonight” to which Jooheon replied with an “oh really?~” AND HIS DIMPLES ARE SO FREAKING DEEP MAN I SWEAR TO GOD THAT BOY WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME. . So yeah I basically managed to keep eye contact with JH for like 15 seconds and then I just said “thank you so much and sorry for disturbing” to which Kihyun replied with a “It’s alright” then I  left so that I wouldn’t disturb them more than I already had.

A short clip of me saying the last sentence and Kihyun replying with “it’s alright”. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czvAkLV6-Kw

The video was recorded by smallestnose

So yeah, in totalt there were five people plus my friend and I who noticed them that time. Everyone was really respectful and left as soon as they got their autographs. My friend and I left (shaking like idek) and when we looked back when we had walked about 300 meters, we noticed that the boys had left.

So yep that was the first time I met an idol and talked to one. Also, you should know that I’ve always thought that I would be one meter taller than every mx member (I’m 175 cm [5'8 ish inches?]) but both Kihyun and Jooheon were taller than me. They looked 300x more beautiful in person and both of them were tanned and just yeah. Kihyun looked like a photography student who just walked out of class while Jooheon looked like a fluffy 22 y/o who just woke up, hair in a mess. 

So now I own a paper with their autographes (jh signed w J-honey i mean yes i’m dead) and I’m just so so so so grateful that they took their time to make their fans happy. A plus is that the concert also was bomb af.

Basically: never be one of those fans who tries to search for the location they last were seen, just walk around, do your thing. And if it happens it happens, ya know? 

@xiao-dan @this-is-entertainment @chim-kookie

  • Child Canada: m-merci-I mean, t-t-thank you for taking me i-in, England.
  • England: of course, love.
  • England, in his head: is this child really America's twin brother? They don't act nor look much alike-
  • Child America: whoah, watch out!
  • England: America, I told you to stop twirling that bison- CANADA WATCH OUT-
  • Child Canada: *catches it with one hand* oh.
  • England and Child America: WHAT THE???
  • Child Canada: s-s-sorry?

yeah, i’ll always love you guys too :)

  • *Shinoa squad during a blackout*
  • Yuu: I can't see shit
  • Mika: what the- WHO TOUCHED MY BUTT?!
  • Kimizuki: why are you even asking? It's obvious idiot-Yuu did
  • Yuu: hey-!
  • Yoichi: I-it was me. I'm sorry, Mika, it was an accident.
  • Mika: it's okay but SOMEONE IS STILL TOUCHING MY BUTT
  • Shinoa: oops! My bad, I thought it was Mitsu's
  • Mitsuba: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!
  • Mika: this isn't funny, someone's still touching my butt!
  • Kimizuki: this time's Yuu, for sure
  • Narumi: it isn't Yuu...
  • Everyone: ...
  • Mika: ...please stop it
  • Narumi: hey, I already have
  • Yuu: okay, it really was me this time, but in my defense I think I deserve to touch my boyfriend's butt more than the rest
  • Mika: WHAT YOU DESERVE IS A SLAP
  • [After Camila finds out Dinah hung out with Lucy]
  • Dinah: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her.
  • Dinah: and then one thing led to another and before I knew it, we were..shopping.
  • Camila, while gasping: Oh my god..
  • Dinah: wait, we only did it once.
  • Camila: I can't believe you..
  • Dinah: It didn't mean anything to me!
  • Camila, sarcastically: Yeah right, sure..
  • Dinah: I was thinking about you the whole time, Walz!!
  • Camila: That doesn't make me feel any better!!
  • Dinah: Look, I'm sorry, I never meant for you to find out.
  • Camila: Okay Dinah, I just have to know one thing..
  • Camila: Were her jokes funnier than mine?
  • Dinah: ...
  • Camila, voice cracking: Okay..um..I just really need to not be with you right now.
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idk what you mean by “new” but here are a couple shits i drew back when things werent Awful™ like two episodes ago

Cursed Child rant

Alright, Witches, Wizards, Muggles, and magical creatures big and small, hold onto your broomsticks because I’m about to tell you why I do not like Harry Potter and the Cursed Child nor accept it as canon. 

Spoilers ahead. Obviously. but c’mon who hasn’t read it or been spoiled by now Also, it got super long. 


Let’s start off by saying: it’s been months since I read it. If I get some things off a little, go ahead and tell me; I’ll edit the rant and correct it. If you just don’t agree with me… that’s great for you. Okay? We good? That’s all the disclaimer you’re getting. Moving on! 


Where do I begin? Um… Let’s recap shall we? 

It starts with Albus Severus Potter (who’s name I still cannot get over) meeting and becoming friends with Scorpius Malfoy. 

Okay. Great. We’ve all wanted that for years. No problem. 

We’ve also played with the idea of Albus in Slytherin for years. I have no problem with that either. 

What I do have problems with is the way Albus is treated after he is put in Slytherin. He’s the outcast of his family. He’s the “disappointing son”. After Harry’s canon “the bravest man I knew was Slytherin” speech (don’t get me started on Snape), I expected a bit better treatment of Slytherins. But Albus is Slytherin and looked at sideways by the entire cast, except Scorpius. This could easily become a rant about Slytherin’s and stereotypes and treatment, but I give enough of those already. 

My issues are mostly with Albus’ personality. Now, I didn’t write the character. He’s not mine. I don’t have the authority to tell anyone how he should be. All I can do is have headcanons. But “canon” Albus doesn’t exactly display a lot of Slytherin traits. Sure he sneaks around, but so does Harry, Ron, and Hermione and they’re all Gryffindor. If my memory serves me correctly, Albus goes to Slytherin because he basically thinks, “Well, the Gryffindors I know suck, let’s try Slytherin.”it’s been a while since I read it okay  

Albus is jaded by the time the plot picks up. He doesn’t like flying, isn’t that good at it or Quidditch (which honestly feels like they’re just trying to make him as unlike Harry as possible which I could handle if it wasn’t so badly written), and is basically convinced his life is horrible. (I’ll get into why a little later.) This kid shows no Slytherin traits that I remember. He hardly shows any traits really. I think it was the play format, but Albus becomes a stereotypical teenager who has daddy issues and doesn’t like his life. 

Scorpius I don’t really have a big problem with, besides it going against my personal headcanons. He at least shows a bit more Slytherin traits than jaded Albus. I feel like they were trying to break Slytherin stereotypes with him- which is great and all, but it almost makes me feel like that’s all Scorpius’ personality was. As if he was made to simply disrupt our preconceived ideas of what Slytherin is. I don’t like it. Stereotypes are something I can’t stand, but come on, people, don’t strip my house of what we actually are. 

Okay, moving on from Slytherin. 

Let’s take a step back from the new characters and visit the one’s we already know, we already love. Oh wait, they’ve been ripped to shreds. 

Keep reading

I don’t know what’s going on in the AROHA fandom but let’s start something. Instead of gushing about your faves, gush about your favourite AROHA in the tags. Tag them if you want! I’ll start :)

@heybinnie @astronomicalscenarios @mystic-astro-trash @sanhatation

  • Jaune: Damn, that leadership class really takes it out of you.
  • Ruby: It really does. I'm so tired not even hell on Remnant could wake me up.
  • Yang: Ruby!
  • Ruby: AHH! Yang! Where did you come from? Oh no! You didn't hear that! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to swear, I know you don't like hearing swears, and it just slipped out-
  • Yang: Woah, woah, woah, Rubes, chill out. What are you talking about?
  • Ruby: Well, I swore and I know you don't like it when people swear because I never hear you swear.
  • Yang: Ruby, I swear all the time! I just don't swear in front of you because I thought this whole time that you don't like swear words.
  • Ruby: Oh! So, we can swear in front of each other then?
  • *Yang gives a shrug*
  • Yang: I don't mind but I honestly don't think I heard you swear before while you were talking with Jaune.
  • Ruby: B-But I said the 'h' word.
  • *Yang takes a second to process what Ruby just said before wrapping her sister up in a tight hug.*
  • Yang: You are so darn precious. I love you!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHOI YOUNGJAE!!!

my angel, my sunshine, the light of my life, i can’t put into words how much you mean to me. every day you inspire me with your talent and passion and dedication. you make me smile and laugh on my darkest days. i’m so lucky to be alive at the same time as you.

anonymous asked:

This is probably gonna be a quite rude sounding question, but how do you not get bored of doing the "same job" every day? (I swear this isn't meant to be as mean as it sounds!!) I'm 18 and going to Uni soon, but the prospect of doing the same sort of thing every day for a long time sounds horrible to me. I know you love your job and you're incredible at it, but do you ever get bored of it, and how do you combat that?

Well.. I’m sorry to say, but that’s pretty much what a job is, welcome to being an adult, we do the same thing every day and have very little free time :P

But that’s also why it’s really important to actually like and enjoy doing what you choose to do. Not everyone will have that opportunity, especially not straight out of school. Sooner or later you have to do things you don’t want to do, that’s life. I’ve had several jobs I didn’t want or like, in fact most of my jobs I didn’t want or like. But you have to pay the bills somehow. By then it becomes a trade-off of “what can I put up with while I wait for the weekend to start”. Which is basically how I lived my life up until I started working with Jack last year.

It sounds cynical and depressing, but I’m not gonna sugar-coat it. You’ll have to find ways of making it work, music, making friends at the workplace, maybe working part time at different places for variety etc. If you DO have something you want to do, keep doing that in your spare time. If you’re lucky, you’ll end up making a job of it. Not every day is going to be fun, regardless of what you do, sometimes you just have off-days. Which is where pride is a good thing. I always want to take pride in what I do, even when I did work I didn’t like I still made sure to do a good job because I never wanted someone to point to me and say I didn’t care.

So basically, primary goal, find something you can put up with, to support yourself. Secondary goal, do the thing you actually want to do in your spare time. Don’t count on it to work. If it does, great, if it doesn’t, well as long as you can pay the bills you’ll get to keep doing it in your spare time. Compromise. And never spend all the money you make. Always, always, save. You will need it, at some point.

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a tiny comic for christmas that i posted on twitter~

inkystrawberry  asked:

Hi! I, like everyone else, really enjoy your work and I know you take requests. I had a severe panic attack last night that resulted in seizures and black-outs, and now that I'm bed ridden, all I want is more of your writing! So long story short, could I request some Reddie? Anything you're in the mood for is fine, but I'd love to see some sappy make-out stuff, if you know what I mean by that?? I just love our boys sm. Thank you for your time ♡

I’m so sorry to hear that my love, I had a bad mental episode this morning and it sucks, I hope you feel better, I’m always here to chat!

They didn’t know how many hours had passed, but the sun was still shining, and they were still lying in the same spot that they had started in. Eddie could still smell the aftershave on Richie’s skin, on his wrists, that were so close to his cheek as he traced circles behind his ear. He sighed. 

“You okay?” Richie whispered into his hair, and Eddie looked up at him. Richie smiled, but had a tiny frown on his face. “You look serious.” He pointed out.

“Should we…should we tell the others?” Eddie asked nervously, looking all over Richie’s face, taking in every detail. His deep brown eyes, the freckles scattered over his nose, his full, pink lips. Everything. “I feel like we should.”

“We don’t if you don’t want to.” Richie said, stroking some stray hairs from Eddie’s forehead.

“I do, I think. I just don’t know how.” He looked down at their intertwined legs. He was surprised he hadn’t gotten cramp yet, they hadn’t moved in so long. 

“Well, is there someone you want to tell first?” Richie asked. 

“Bill, maybe.” Eddie said, thinking that Bill would be the easiest to tell. They were all best friends, Bill would understand. But so would the others. Eddie sighed and shoved his face into the pillow beside him. Richie chuckled.

“Hey, it’s not a big deal.”

“It is!” Eddie whined. “I didn’t think I’d have to come out to anybody, but now I have to come out and tell everyone I have a boyfriend?” 

“I could just kiss you in front of them. That would do the trick.” Eddie groaned and looked up.

“I’m serious.”

“So am I. You wouldn’t have to do any talking, just be comfortable enough to kiss me in public.” Eddie smiled and rubbed his nose against Richie’s.

“I am.” He said softly. “Who do you want to tell first?”

“Beverly.” Richie said without hesitation. “She probably already knows but…I want her to hear it from me.”

“That sounds good. So, Bill and Bev first? Then…Stan? What would he think?”

“Stan the Man has been rooting for us since 6th grade, he’ll take it fine.” Richie said and Eddie snorted.

“He has not.”

“Has too!” Richie said, cuddling close to his boyfriend and nestling his face in his neck, giving him small kisses and making Eddie bite his lip. “He’s been saying you could cut the sexual tension with a knife.”

“Stanley’s too pure to say that.” Eddie said, closing his eyes and focusing on Richie’s lips.

“Trust me, he isn’t.” Richie chuckled, and moved away, earning a whine from his small boyfriend, and pressed a kiss to Eddie’s cheek. “We can tell whoever you want. On their own or as a group. I’ll do whatever you wanna do.”

“Don’t make me take the lead on this.” Eddie said, nudging Richie’s shoulder. Richie smirked.

“True, you do prefer it when I take control.” Eddie rolled his eyes and let out a deep sigh as Richie scrunched his face up and laughed. 

“You’re an asshole.” Eddie muttered, only to smile as Richie wrapped his arms around him and pressed their lips together. It was a slow kiss, but it was passionate and it meant so much to both of them. Eddie moaned into Richie’s mouth and stroked his fingers through his messy hair. Richie was the one to finally pull away, and Eddie pouted at him. 

“I’ll never get used to that.” Richie breathed. 

“Used to what?”

“You.” Eddie was practically glowing. 

“You’re a real sap sometimes, Richard.” Richie shrugged.

“I have my moments.” He quickly kissed Eddie again and then snuggled into the crook of his neck. “Now can we go back to sleeping before we tell our friends we’re boning?”

“Don’t call it that, ever.” Eddie warned.

“I thought it was romantic?”

“It really wasn’t.”

“Is banging better?”

“Nope.” 

“What about knockin’ boots?”

“NO.”

“Okay, okay.” Richie reached out for Eddie’s neck and stroked his thumb over the exposed skin. “I’ll just tell them I’m tappin’ your ass, that sounds more appropriate.”

Eddie flicked his ear, and even when Richie whined and cuddled closer to him to apologise, peppering kisses over his face to annoy him, he still grinned like an idiot.

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“I am the governor, and protecting the people who live here is something that I must do.”

  • Harry: Ron, what I've been meaning to tell you all this time is...fuck, why is this so hard? Um, well I guess I should just say it. I'm gay
  • Ron:
  • Ron:
  • Ron: are you fucking kidding me?
  • Harry: I'm sorry if it makes you uncomfortable. I totally understand. I promise I'd never-
  • Ron: All this time I've been worried about you stealing Hermione or Ginny when really I should've been worried about Fred or George? This makes things so much simpler. Hell yeah
  • Harry: Wait, you don't mind? I just thought since-
  • Ron: So, Fred or George?
  • Harry: Actually Bill is pretty damn fine