i'm sorry it's very late

I’m honestly so desensitised to angst from being in the dghda fandom it’s like every time I see another post of my favs getting literally tortured and remember that this shit is fully canon I just think “oh well here it comes again” and sit back and let the feelings claim me as I have an out of body experience and max landis breaks into my home and personally rips out my heart, beating and bloody

Burnouts, Booze, and Babes

Originally posted by butaer

Summary: Taehyung and Jeongguk are just two small town best friends, getting drunk too often and making big plans they’ll probably never achieve. Taehyung takes it upon himself to teach Jeongguk all of the proper ways to have sex, and Jeongguk swears he’s just hanging around because Taehyung’s good in bed. Who would have thought these small town losers, who used to smoke behind the school, would become jewelers at the biggest department store in Seoul. [Pre Givenchy & Gold]
Pairing: Jeongguk x Taehyung
Word Count: 32.850
Rating: M
Warnings: too much sex, too many kinks, mentions of drug use, Taehyung calling Jeongguk so many nasty things, two bros chilling 5ft apart in a hot tub (“swear I’m not gay”), switching, uhhhh daddy kink
A/N: @blueagust and I have basically spent the last couple weeks screaming at each other about Taehyung and Jeongguk’s history from her story Givenchy&Gold, and with the little restraint I have, this happened. Lou, this is an absolute mess and I probably destroyed your entire fic timeline, but happy early Kwanza or some shit (which is totally an excuse Tae gives when he’s buying Jeon another pair of earrings.) This is not good enough for you but I hope you like it anyway!!

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i’m dying someone reposted some of my jaytim art and the taglines omg

yeah that’s totally what i was aiming at

show you care for your bro by kissing him passionately on the mouth

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there it goes, the end. :) thanks for reading!
(if you want to read it from the beginning [x])

If search engines were Supernatural fans...

Bing:

Conclusion: Bing is kinky as fuck but also deep as fuck, confused about the brothers’ nicknames, has a love/hate relationship with Sam and really wants to know WHY, and thinks Dean is the Hulk.


Yahoo: 

Conclusion: Yahoo is a Sam!girl, is pretty sure about Dean’s orientation, has plenty of crossover headcanons, and ships Wincest.


Google:

Conclusion: Google prefers Dean but doesn’t know quite what to make of his sexuality. However, Google is certain that Sam is gay—while at the same time being entirely unable to pin down his species.

donnaatroy  asked:

don’t die on me oh God please don’t die on me stay with me look at me look at me i’m right here you’re gonna be fine oh God please don’t die on me i s2g if you die i’ll kill you + jim,,.. it reminds me of that convo we had

Warnings: Mentions of blood, violence, death, general angst.

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Glaio

Inspired by a comment that @ghostocelot made on one of my asks.


The first time you called him “Glaio,” he didn’t really think too much on it. You missed a sound – it happens. Sometimes people speak too fast and they leave out sounds. It happens. The others didn’t say anything, either – well, Ignis had given you a strange look, but remained silent beyond that.

The second time you called him “Glaio,” he gave you a questioning look. You were unfazed by it, continuing the rest of your sentence without falter. He let it slide, but kept it in the back of his mind so he could ask you about it later.

The third time you called him “Glaio,” he did ask you about it. You dodged the question and steamrolled over his attempts to circle back around to the subject. After several more fruitless tries, he gave up with a sigh. 

The fourth time you called him “Glaio,” he’d had enough.

“Why do you keep calling me that?” he asked you, his hand around your bicep and his eyes boring into yours, preventing you from escaping the subject.

Still, you tried. “Calling you what?” you replied, tilting your head to the side and fixing him with an innocent look.

Glaio,” he said, exasperated, “You’ve been calling me that all day. It’s starting to bug me.”

Ohhh.” You hummed, smiling at him. “You haven’t given me the D yet, so it only seemed fair.”

“I haven’t–oh.” Realization dawned on him in that moment. He stared down at you, watching your expression go from innocent to mischievous and a smirk pull at your lips. He laughed, wrapping his other arm around your waist and pulling you close. He leaned down, his lips ghosting over yours. “Well… I can fix that.”

You grinned at him. “I was hoping you’d say that, Glaio.”

anonymous asked:

What are some things you like and dislike about Claire Danes's portrayal of Juliet?

Claire Danes is possibly my least favorite Juliet, I must say.

I do think her portrayal of the character is valid, but personally I find Shakespeare’s Juliet to be far more resolute and forceful, guided by her strong-mindedness and her unbounded desire. Her naiveté tinged with rebelliousness, she fearlessly furthers her own desire, no matter what social conventions she must break to do so. For me, a good Juliet should make be believe that the whole universe is not big enough for her, that she is too alive for life itself. I need her to burn and scream and laugh limitlessly.

Claire Danes’s Juliet, though, is rather silent, still, her shyness present all along. The quintessence of her portrayal seems to lie in her harmless innocence, her softness, her quality as ‘a snowy dove’. She is (literally, at the ball) an angel, the extremity of her passion hidden beneath her bashfulness and delicacy. She blushes continually, laughs silently, always speaks in a sweet, high-pitched voice, smiles nervously, etc. She seems to be dominated by insecurity, her character defined by her maiden qualities. Of course, these attributes befit her wonderfully at the beginning of the play, when she is still an obedient daughter and talks to Romeo in a formal and maidenly fashion. But I believe she gets rid of such restraints as the story advances.

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Jack references Anti a lot to clearly tell us that he’s is nowhere in sight right now. Before, it was the other way round: the fandom would burn when he talked about him. (Well, we still kinda do. Nevermind.)
So now we’re like “Yeah, he openly talks abot him, so there’s no need to worry. Everything’s cool, everything’s alright.”

But imagine our reaction if he suddenly stopped referencing him now.
He completely throws us off our tracks. Confuses us.

He turned the tables.

Reckless
Jyn Erso x Reader
Word Count: 1,110

Description: Jyn is a frequent visitor to the medbay, and with those visits come a friendship along with a little something more.

You remember the first time you met Jyn, the way she had walked so calmly into the medbay as if there wasn’t a bloody gash obscuring her left forearm. She was calm, a little lightheaded though it was to be expected with an injury as serious as her own.

She felt differently.

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1D Hiatus: Day 526

* Louis posts a picture on Instagram, Niall comments on it

* Harry is in Los Cabos, Mexico, pictures of him chilling at his hotel there yesterday are released

* Liam posts a video and a picture on Instagram

* Liam does a livestream on Facebook, while answering fans’ questions he says he’s never been to the Philippines when actually the boys have played a show there, he later apologises to fans for the mistake via Twitter

* Exclusive interviews with the cast of ‘Dunkirk’ including Harry for the Little White Lies film magazine will be published in its upcoming issue 

* A fan’s mum meets Louis at an airport

* Niall visits the 1075 The River studios in Nashville to perform and give an interview

It’s May 22nd, 2017.


On this day a year ago: #161

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I’m terrible at deadlines. (And chopping up comics for tumblr posting. fuck the gaps i just wanted to post a bad gag comic why is this a chore)