i'm sorry it took me more than i thought


Keith probably: I’ve only thought you were the most beautiful man on the planet since the day I met you. 

Shiro probably: Wait babe that’s not what I meant D: 

(I apologize for the messy quality of the writing;;;;)



“The truth is, I’m scared to be your friend, because I’m always going to want more. But then I got to thinking that I would rather have you in my life as a friend than not at all… You know that’s a lie too.
And when you looked at me and uttered the words, just friends, I thought okay if I loved you enough, I could have handled that. If I loved you enough, I could have dealt with being the one who listened to your problems and picked up the pieces, every time someone let you down.
I complimented you and told you they were stupid. I failed to understand, why they didn’t see you the way I did. I almost hated them, in part, for hurting you.

I thought I could handle that.
I remember that night, as we stood there looking at one another and tears streamed down my face, I told you I loved you. I knew I couldn’t just be your friend. Because I would always want more.
And every time alcohol came pressed between my lips, I’d reach for the phone to tell you these things. I wanted to be strong for you. I wanted to be there for you. I wanted to go back to the ways things used to be, before I fell fast and hard. But we don’t choose who we love. Our heart makes these choices for us.

So while the concept of just friends seemed like I’d be doing you a favor, in return you were breaking every part of me. Because with every kiss and every touch, I felt it take over my entire body and I wondered if you felt it too. Even our hands brushing against one another, left me face red.
Everyone called me stupid, but I couldn’t help it.
It was the smiles with every text, as your name appeared across my screen. It was every moment we spent in the darkness, it wasn’t just learning about you, but we learned from one another. You were my best friend, as well as my favorite love. Because no one knew me the way you did. I couldn’t tell people the things I’d tell you. And we’d lay there together just talking. You taught me first, how you don’t need a physical relationship, to fall in love with someone’s soul. You’d tell me you’d love me too, but it wasn’t that simple. And I always wondered why couldn’t it be? Why wasn’t I enough?
I thought we were soulmates.

As selfish as it was, and as much as I didn’t want to ruin whatever it was we had, I fell in love. Then you told me that night, with your arms wrapped around me on the beach, that we couldn’t date and that you needed me. So I took that, as it came, and I settled for just friends. I would have given you anything you wanted. When you love someone you want them happy, even if it means breaking your own heart in the process.

But it was selfish of you to think I could handle that. I was too young to realize the self destruction, in trying to hide the feelings that consumed me. I loved you probably more than anyone I ever had.

—  Kirsten Corley- Just Friends

anonymous asked:

After listening to Move, the word "amazing" feels too weak to describe it, it's groundbreaking, creating something that never existed before, something that simply can't be described

Ah! there you are :))) I thought i wouldn’t be able to answer you for a second there…

anyway…yes you took the words right out of my mouth! literally…i think i tagged my post using your exact words. Taemin’s album is incredibly virtuosic. Give these songs to anyone else, ask them to perform them and then compile them into the exact same album. I guarantee you they would not have the same impact as Taemin. It’s like the entire production of this album was crafted specifically for Taemin. The idea thought of only for Taemin. And it’s absolutely wonderful. We were not worthy of Taemin’s hard work and the part of himself no doubt put into this album. 

That’s it! (forgive the cheese) but this album is a piece of Taemin’s soul and it’s way too precious for us humans to bear. But he gave it to us anyway because he *clenches chest* loves us so much!


anonymous asked:

I went through the whole blog,I'm so tired...but it's so worth it.(your art is the BOMB) ( in a good way of course...)

(Sorry I took so long to answer! I thought I did but I guess I didn’t aaaa!)

HOLY HECK!! I got so many notifications from it and I’m just wow you’re a trooper! For going through the whole blog!! I’ve never gotten that many from one person before and it’s like holy wow someone really likes my draws! Thank you so much!! I hope I can draw more BOMB draws for you, and everyone else, soon!


So last night I read a headcanon about Nico finding out that gay marriage was legalized (I don’t know who wrote it) and it was super cute and then mind started racing and I remembered a hilarious US tradition called the racing of the interns where the interns literally sprint to tell the awaiting press of the supreme court decision before it gets online and then solangelo came to mind and THEN THIS HAPPENED

  • Will has been dreading this day for nearly a week, ever since he found out he would be running on TODAY of all days
  • It was June 26th, 2015 and today would either be the best day of his life or just another disappointment 
  • Will had gotten an internship at the supreme court about four months ago after he got a promising law degree from the University of New Rome
  • Much to everyone’s surprise, he didn’t want to be a doctor, he had had enough of watching his friends die on the operating table, he just couldn’t do it anymore
  • So he decided to go for law, try to fix people’s lives instead of watching them fade away
  • When he got the internship in DC, he was ecstatic, he was even able to convince Nico, his amazing boyfriend of three years to move there with him
  • He had done plenty of runs in the past, he was even able to announce a few
  • But today was different
  • He never wanted something to get passed into law so badly before
  • As soon as he learned that he might announce to the country that same sex marriage would be legalized, he called Nico at the first possible chance to tell him
  • Nico was nervous to say the least, but Will could tell that he was beyound excited
  • They were even able to talk the seven and a few others to come down to DC and wait outside for the announcement with the press
  • If only they knew what Will was planning
  • He got the idea almost immediately, he talked it over with the other interns and to his surprise, they were all for it, the even went as far as to help convince the guards to let him do what he was planning
  • Now the only thing left was for the judges to legalize it
  • So here he was, standing outside the door of the court, his heart racing violently as he clutched a piece cloth in his hands, waiting for the paper that could make the day go down in history
  • After 10 minutes, a man in a suit came out and handed them all the paper with a knowing smile on his face
  • The intern that he gave it to held the paper to his face as he read the news, the looked up at Will with a huge grin on his face
  • “The plans a go Will!”
  • Will never tied something around his neck so fast, once he had it secure, he grabbed the paper just to make sure it was true, the bolted out into the yard, the others giving him a head start
  • The moment Will turned into the main yard with a rainbow flag trailing behind him like a cape, he could hear the cheering from the crowd
  • He was out of breath when he reached the mic, but it didn’t matter, his smile was still plastered on his face as he read the news the world had been waiting to hear
  • “On this day of June 26th 2015, same sex marriage has been legalized in all 50 of the United States!”
  • All he could do was laugh as the crowd cheered. His eyes searched through the people to see his boyfriend who was brought to tears with the rest of the seven surrounding him screaming like banshees 
  • “ And I would like to say just one more thing before we move on, something I thought I was never going to be able to say.”
  • “Nico Di Angelo, will you marry me?”
  • The best part of Will Solace’s life was kissing his now fiance at the steps of the supreme court building with a rainbow cape tied around his neck for the entire world to see

anonymous asked:

Can you do 6 and 23 with Bucky? Love your writing! Thanks love!! <3

6. “Marry me”

23. “Let’s make a pillow fort. It’ll be great.”   

Originally posted by sebastianstahn

One of the things you loved the most about being with Bucky, was that the two of you were able to do anything together. Yes, someone would say that you were out of your mind, or the most childish couple of them all, but you were perfect together.

Soft smile playing on your lips, your head was leaning against Bucky’s shoulder, his fingers playing with your hair gently. It was something that normal couples would do while sitting on a couch -but not you, no.

Let’s make a pillow fort,” Bucky had chuckled, causing your eyes to lit up from excitement. “It’ll be great.

And there you were -sitting inside of a pillow fort so huge, you had barely enough space to open the door of your bedroom.

“Promise me we will make this a tradition,” you let out a soft laughter, turning your face to focus your eyes with Bucky’s twinkling ones. “To make a pillow fort at least once in a month and then spend the whole weekend in it. For the rest of our lives.”

“Others spend weekends in spas and hotels with their wives, but I’m building pillow forts with mine,” Bucky chuckled, pressing a soft kiss to your forehead. “That sounds perfect.”

“With your wife?” You let out a laughter, rolling your eyes. “Not yet, Bucky.”

“Why you should be,” Bucky stated, his voice full of excitement as he took a better position, so you could face him properly. “Marry me, Y/N.”

Your eyes widening, you let out a surprised laugh, shaking your head. “Bucky-”

“I’m serious,” he rushed to say, taking your hand in his. “I love you more than I ever thought would be possible. You make me happy -so happy and I- marry me, please. I mean will- will you marry me, Y/N?”

“Yes,” you breathed out, tears of pure happiness ascending to your eyes, as your lips turned into wider than wide smile. “I will.”

anonymous asked:

How would both teams teach their significant others how to cook and what would their specialties be?

(by “their specialities” i’ll assume you mean dishes the boys would consider their best v u v") 

Makoto: This boy is a complete mess in the kitchen, from knocking things over with his elbows or flat-out burning the food, and he might even forget how to hold a knife at some point. It would be less of him teaching his partner how to cook and more of his partner trying to get him to not set anything on fire. However, he’d be much better off if someone’s there to help him, and with a lot of practice, he can proudly present a bowl of onion gratin soup. (Although his original specialty would be rice balls.)

Haruka: Obviously it goes without saying that if his partner wanted to learn how to cook, the first thing he’d do is pull out the mackerel and a frying pan. He’d actually be quite good at teaching his partner how to cook, since he’s more patient with this rather than something like teaching them how to swim. He would find cooking with his partner rather fun, and feel extremely proud and smile a little when they happily show him a bowl of mackerel soup. “Good job.” (Grilled mackerel is definitely his biggest pride in his  cooking skills.)

Nagisa: Cooking is not Nagisa’s forte. That isn’t to say that he’s as big of a mess as Makoto is, but baking things like cookies and other sweets would be something he enjoys more. He’d be pretty good at guiding his partner through all the different steps, but he’s incredibly clumsy when it comes to adding or stirring things or just spilling things over, so he and his s/o might end up spending more time cleaning up than actually baking. (He can make some great strawberry cookies, though.)

Rei: Like Nagisa, Rei enjoys baking more than cooking meals, but his real talent shines in making drinks and desserts. It might be because he works extremely well with measurements and makes sure everything is exact, but when it comes to hot chocolate to coffee to even fruit punch, his aesthetic is all in decoration and making sure they look beautiful. He serves up the kind of drinks that have sliced lemons on the side of the cup and hearts drawn in whipped cream, but he would spend more time flipping out at his partner for not having exact measurements or the eye for perfection that he does. (He can make a really delicious, intricate parfait.)

Rin: Rin is pretty confident in his cooking skills, since he’s had to cook for himself before. He’s definitely above average, but like his coaching, his lessons wouldn’t be easy and he’d be hard on his partner when it comes to doing things right in the kitchen, but only because he doesn’t want them to give up on cooking if the dish doesn’t turn out well. As a coach he’s got lots of patience and will take over if his partner is struggling with something, but he’d feel a genuine sense of pride when they make something they’re proud of too. (Rin’s specialty is definitely his pork cutlet.)

Sousuke: His cooking skills are so-so. He’s never been able to call himself proud of them, but he can make a decent dish once in a while when he needs to. He’d be a little surprised that his partner suddenly wants to learn how to cook, but he wouldn’t reject them, instead smiling and offering to cook together. Similar to Rin he’d be a bit of a strict cooking teacher since he doesn’t want his partner to hurt themselves or get discouraged, but the dish would come out a lot better than expected when they make it together and he’d offer to do it again sometime. (His best dish is probably his vegetable potage, since it’s so simple.)

Nitori: Admittedly, Nitori’s skill isn’t really in cooking entrees as it is for desserts. He really enjoys making sweets, not just because he likes them, but because sweet things usually make people smile and that’s mainly why he cooks. He’d be overjoyed to know that his partner wants to learn how to cook from him, and he’d be a very careful and steady teacher, thoroughly instructing them about all the ins and outs of dessert-making but still smiling at them the whole way through. (He loves making caramel flan and considers it his specialty.)

Seijuurou: Seijuurou really doesn’t get discouraged easily, but even so, he has to admit that his finesse in the kitchen isn’t as good as it could be since most of his food ends up getting burnt even when he tries his best. When his partner tells him they want to cook, he’d give that hearty laugh and promise that it’ll definitely turn out awesome if they work on it together. He only knows the basics of cooking but would teach them the best he can, taking their hands and showing them how to move a knife and such. He’s very laid-back when it comes to cooking, too, so it’d be fun to spend a day cooking with him. (He works best with pancakes because they’re so easy and he loves piling syrup and fruit onto them, which is his main motivation to make them in the first place.)

Momotarou: Unlike his big brother, Momotarou actually did pretty well in home ec class, so he does know his way around the kitchen and which one is the salt and which one is the sugar. (He labels them just in case.) He’d grab his partner’s hands and nod with all the energy in the world, promising to be the best teacher ever. He tends to have a liking for food that can be decorated easily or anything he can add his name onto. But his teaching skills wouldn’t be the best since his instructions are so vague. “No, no, you add this stuff to this bowl first!” (His best dish is definitely his omelet rice. He loves making it just because he can write his name in ketchup on it after it’s done and draw peaches all over it.)

anonymous asked:

Is there any chance you might be able to tell us a little more about the story from you latest piece!? it's so beautiful and exciting!! I'm just dying to know what would happen if we could keep watching that scene play out!!

Oh so sorry this took me so long to reply to. This is where I forget all the thoughts I had when drawing Stormtrooper Hux. I do have a few thoughts floating.

Hux’s brother is called Brendol so named after his father (and of course a wink to fandoms name for our Hux). I imagine him being played by Freddie Fox, he’s a few years younger than Hux and a bit more of a coward. He rose to the top quickly with everything his father could throw at the first Order. He has no known knowledge of Armitage because he remains his father’s dirty hidden secret. Hux knows all about him though and keeps the secret under threat from his father. After all his mother is still living and breathing, as his father likes to remind him. He’s something of cauldron of hate and jealousy under his black sniper Armour.

Ren is a known smuggler in the outer rim, and known to the first order. He has worked for them sometimes. But it’s a cover as he works for his mother in the resistance. The red cloth he wears on his belt are the Resistance’s secret code to other members.

He still hears Snoke and struggles most days to keep him away. His uncle helped when he was young so he still has Jedi skill’s and is good with his sabre. though he mostly chooses to fight with his pistol and hands when he can. He chose to keep his red Kyber crystal to hide his Jedi nature. He lost his arm when Smokes knights attacked Luke’s school. He swears one day hell lop his damn head off.

Hux works to be noticed because he never has been. He’s the top sniper in the order and a bit of a loner. He struggles to stay loyal to an order and the man who threw him to the lions. He knows his father wants’ him dead, but there’s a part of him that still wants to be accepted by the man, even when he would gladly kill him.

And that’s all I can think of for now.

doktorbedlam  asked:

I'm sorry, but I have to know more about science bro vampire werewolves because you invoked Shelley and Frankenstein and I am ride or die for Mary Shelley. Also, let's be honest, some sort of pair of vampire werewolf scientific monstrosities that decided to become scientists themselves sounds really awesome.

It’s honestly nothing but a ghost of a thought in my head which other people are trying to provoke me to do more of because of this less than 100 word little snippet I added to this post: http://thebibliosphere.tumblr.com/post/154473129831/jambonsama-writing-prompt-s-werewolves-and

Vampire: It took me 100 years but I managed to figure out how their coding kept changing. Once you upload this into the mainframe it should reduce their functional capacity and enable you to free the humans from the compound.

Werewolf: Reduce them to what?

Vampire: A toaster on legs.

Werewolf: Nice. What about the humans, how do we help them after this?

Vampire: Pft, please give them a few decades to reproduce and they’ll be fine. Bubonic plague didn’t wipe those motherfuckers out. Humans are the evolutionary equivalent of toddlers: they bounce.

But they all know that’s how Hunger Pangs started, they know if they keep asking me it’ll escalate and I really can’t delve off into new story ideas at the moment because I’m already writing 6 at once :p


because everyone else is doing it: my favorite games (mass effect being a special case because i couldn’t choose one game from the trilogy)

OP note: Everyone has their own different set of favorites, and I have many more favorite games that couldn’t be here because of Tumblr limitations, so please don’t complain just because one of your favorites isn’t here or ranked lower or higher or something like that - it’s rude and inconsiderate. Also, in the wake of a massively unpleasant encounter with a typical elitist dudebro after my favorite gaming girls post, if you’re going to piss and moan because my favorite games are more popular, I would rather you not reblog this post (and anyone following me knows EXACTLY who I am talking about). Put that energy into making your own favorites post or something.

tardisandwings  asked:

I couldn't help myself, if your even still doing prompts)A witch thinking its hilarious to put an obedience spell on Derek, and it only seems to work when Stiles gives him commands.

Sorry this took foreverrrr, but I did the best I could with the prompt - it was surprisingly hard to write at times, so I got writers block on it a few times, and for that I apologize. But I hope you like it! :)


“You’ve got to be kidding me.” Derek says from where he is lying on his back, having been pushed to the ground by a strong gust of wind that had come from the witch who had just disappeared, cackling like she was trying to embody the Wicked Witch of the West. What a cliché. 

“Did she seriously cast an obedience spell on you?” Scott’s voice comes from above, and Derek opens his eyes to see everyone hovering over him, their expressions varying between worried and amused. You could easily guess who looked the most amused.

“Sounds like it.” Derek grunts, pushing up onto his elbows.

“Will it work?” Stiles says, head cocked the side as he studies Derek. Derek sends him a dry look. 

“You’re not going to find out, because we’re going to find that witch and she’s going to reverse the spell.” Derek said, standing up in one swift movement and almost hitting his head against Stiles’, who was standing closest to Derek. 

“Oh come on, it’s not that bad.” Stiles says, smirking when Derek glares over at him. 

“I’m not going be told what to do like a dog.”

“But-” Stiles starts.

“Don’t.” Derek snaps, and Stiles holds up his hands in a placating gesture, although the smile hasn’t left his face. “Let’s go, get started looking for her.”

“Okay.” Stiles says. “Give me the keys to your car.”

And then Derek finds himself reaching into his jacket pocket and taking his keys out, tossing them to Stiles before he can even blink. Stiles catches them in surprise, but his smile widens when he sees that it actually worked.

“Oh my god." 

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As of October 31st ,2015 I am officially one year on testosterone and I thought it’d be kind of fun to recreate a few selfies I took before starting hormones to get the full side-by-side comparison. In any of the “before” pictures, I never thought I’d get to where I am today. There’s still a long road ahead of me, but I feel more motivated than ever to keep walking. Love you

  • "Your file has been most interesting to read, ____."
  • "You tell anyone about that and I will rip every last resistor off your circuit board with my teeth."
  • "We're tight. We go way back."
  • "Oh. Wasn't worried..."
  • I don't wanna come off as a gushing fanatic but I've really enjoyed your work."
  • "Oh are you an actor!? I'm talking about how well you handle a gun, it's very impressive."
  • "I read your book when it came out."
  • "You teach diplomacy, I get called in when diplomacy fails."
  • "I just need to feel a familial connection, ya'know?"
  • "___ says I'm not really allowed to say that word anymore."
  • "Really!? What did you think?"
  • "I'd rather relive those days than drink another one."
  • "I hope you're not offended, but I'm not really familiar with your career."
  • "I hear you're also an actor."
  • "The great thing about you not knowing much about me is I can tell you bullshit like that."
  • "So all these years later has your opinion of me changed?"
  • "I'd rather not state the names if it's worth the same to you."
  • "That is a nice exterior you have."
  • "Alright, but make it quick."
  • "Permission to speak freely, ___?"
  • "I have come to a singular conclusion. You scare me..."
  • "In hindsight, do you see that as a wise decision?"
  • "I'll have you know everything we use is 100% designed and made in the U.S.A."
  • "You honestly can't believe that can you?"
  • "Yeah! Just like- Damn!"
  • "Why is that so hard to believe?"
  • "You make a very compelling point."
  • "Good, you're learning,"
  • "What? Me? No, I'm sure of thinking of somebody else."
  • "_____ and I had a long standing business arrangement."
  • "I don't believe you."
  • "I never understood why men with your natural martial talent never joined the special forces."
  • "What's it like being part if that?"
  • "Thank you for pointing that out."
  • "I can't really be there if I'm already there. You know what I mean?""
  • "Are you high?"
  • "Heard you kidnapped me or something."
  • "That was business."
  • "And what about seducing me and make me serve your every little fantasy?"
  • "Never really thought I'd be seeing you like this again."
  • "Hey, aggressive and vengeful is fun. Though I think that's the part you didn't catch on to."
  • "Uh, sometimes you have to spell it out for me."
  • "You ever take anything seriously?"
  • "I still don't believe you're real, you know."
  • "OK, now you're projecting here."
  • "Well you're a... Wait, what?"
  • "Hey, I just call it as I see it."
  • "Well, let me give you a tip. There is no even."
  • "I believe that you did that all on your own, little [GENDER]."
  • "What have you ever accomplished?"
  • "I was a big fan of yours."
  • "I learned so much from you."
  • "No, man. I learned so much about the real world. You know, the real world. With the people with no faces and messages on everything."
  • "Baby Jesus, you folks are freaks."
  • So, you got anything good on you?"
  • "I tried to kill you and you're hitting me up for ____?"
  • "Sounds perfect to me."
  • "Bet it was a good read."
  • "The list of people killed by you was the longest I'd seen in my entire career."
  • "Shit seemed so much simpler in the old days, didn't it _____?"
  • "What's so funny?"
  • "Not if you wanna keep breathing."
  • "It's like someone is intentionally trying to put us together to see what'll happen. Fucking fan-fiction."
  • "So, how many times?"
  • "I dunno fifty is pretty impressive."
  • "Despite everything I've done with my life, apparently that's what I'm known for."
  • "Well, you're in impressive company."
  • "Me? No, God no, of course not... not that I didn't consider it, once or twice."
  • "Why does everyone keep saying that?"
  • "Guess we both fucked up."
  • "Yeah, we were a pair, you and me."
  • "It is fucked up that we can talk right now."
  • "Looks like we were both too blind for our own good."
  • "Tried to blow 'em up on a boat."
  • "What? No, nothing like... ha, well I'll be damned."
  • "A-ahm. Then, how are you here?"
  • "I can't get over how much different you are from your other you."
  • "I guess you and me have a lot in common after all."
  • "How about that sport's team?"
  • "Hell, if someone wrote that in a book there isn't anyone in the world who'd read that shit."
  • "Why you gotta be a dream killer, man?"
  • "That chick told me something pretty interesting."
  • "She says a lot of crazy shit."
  • "I did mess you up pretty bad."
  • "I already won once. I don't need to do it again."
  • "How you holding up? Things getting too crazy for you?"
  • "Did I ever tell you about the time I choked a man to death with my bare hands?"
  • "I can still feel his pulse, beating against the palms of my hand, getting slower and softer, until nothing."
  • "Oh, where have you heard that?"
  • "From the last fantasy game I saw online."
  • "So, you were some big hotshot gangster?"
  • "Did it piss you off to find out she faked her death just to get out of her contract?"
  • "Hurts like a bitch when it's gonna rain."
  • "Watch yourself old man."
  • "Don't get mad at me for telling the truth."
  • "It's amazing the lives I've changed just telling my story."
  • "If I got even one kid off the street it was all worth it."
  • "This was not the downer I was looking for."
  • "Yeah, I had to give that up at some point."
  • "Cause I am totally family material."
  • "I'm not getting anywhere with this argument, am I?"
  • "Are you sure you do not want to go out with me sometime?"
  • "It is just that I have been alone for so long and you and I have so much in common."
  • "I gotta be honest, I don't see any real similarity."
  • "Thanks for rescuing me."
  • "It was on the way!"
  • "Why a whiny brat like him?"
  • "But he's so fucking annoying."
  • "Are you jealous that I did not approach you with the offer?"
  • "Wait, you haven't told anybody, have you?"
  • "Do you want me to tell everyone about what you kept in that locked drawer in your desk?"
  • "You set an example for a lot of men who were questioning their own fashion choices and maybe even who they were inside."
  • "Hold on. By repopulate you mean?"
  • "So, I hear you're really good with computers and stuff."
  • "I guess being taken hostage really changes you."
  • "He ended getting killed when he tattooed the number for the police department's tip hotline to the back of his hand."
  • "Why do humans see the need to permanently mark their body with ink?"
  • "Why do robots see the need to ask such stupid pointless questions?"
  • "You simply don't get it, you had no chance, ever."
  • "You heard about that psychotic witchdoctor before me?"
  • "Kind of a cliché answer."
  • "Kind of a cliché conversation."
  • "Good point. I'll be quiet now."
  • "You know, I had a best friend named ____ once."
  • "I hope for your sake that's a compliment."
  • "How are you enjoying the field work?"
  • "Mastermind is more my speed."
  • "An allure? Is it spy-code for dirt, blood, fire, nausea and the insufferable blatherings of monosyllabic enemies that all look alike?"
  • "I imagine they have already seen themself naked."
  • "What are you doing after this? Maybe see where things go?"
  • "You're not nearly the psychopathic killing machine I was led to believe."
  • "You and I share that."
  • "Oh God! You're one of those."
  • "A thug? Are you saying that I am just a thug?"
  • "You really wanna shut your mouth now, son."
  • "I admit I feel the most direct kinship with you."
  • "We're outcasts, you and I. Strangers even amongst peers."
  • "This is... probably a strange time to mention it, but you were one of the best bad guys."
  • "I even had one of your action figures."
  • "Who would have thought, eh? You and me fighting side by side."
  • "Your brawn and my brains, your sass and my good looks, we're like a buddy cop show."
  • "There's no way you could have known that information, my cover was flawless."
  • "Well, that's quite a theory you have there."
  • "You know, I was like you once, I thought I could take down ____ and carry on with business as usual."
  • "You know, that wouldn't have been a bad idea."
  • "It's nice to get to talk to you on a more personal level."
  • "On second thought, I have enough friends."
  • "You almost remind me of my former assistants."
  • "Well, they actually had a measure of intelligence"
  • "Hey, if you ever get back into the whole criminal thing again, I can totally get you the hookup for good product."
  • "You don't employ any crazy dudes with Machetes do you?"
  • "Do I make you uncomfortable? If so, I apologize."
  • "You are always backing away from me and giving sideways glances as if I am contagious."
  • "So you're the playa's right-hand man. How's that working out for you?"
  • "Sorry man, but you gotta let that shit go."
  • "Oh that's funny. Coming from the people who scarred my face."
  • "I'm not looking to make friends here."
  • "That about sums it up. Yeah."
  • "You think you've gone crazy, don't you?"
  • "You know, I'm a pretty popular singer now."
  • "I was thinking we can hang some time. I let you hear some of my tracks."
  • "I have been watching footage of your old fighting matches."
  • "Funny how two completely different worlds can create things that are so similar."
  • "I am sure it was completely coincidental. You will be hearing from my attorneys."
  • "It's nice to see a celebrity who can handle a gun, seems most of them can barely land a punch."
  • "I hear you brother, no shit."
  • "Guy who played you sounds nothing like you though."
  • "____ is more powerful than you can imagine."
  • "Are you saying I don't have personality?"
  • "Cool it, ___. I'm just fucking with you."
  • "Oh no! Don't even speak to me. You don't get that right."
  • "Open your mouth again and you'll be singing falsetto permanently."
  • "I know. Man, those were good times."
  • "I thought I listened to you die. I thought that if we'd only gone back for you we could've stopped it."
  • "I'm right here, I didn't die and besides, that wouldn't have been on you."
  • "I'd say sorry about ____, but that bitch nearly ran me over with her car."
  • "You know, we took on a whole gang of maniacal wrestlers in masks years ago."
  • "Oh, well. He's dead now."
  • "Ahh, it takes a strong soul to stand up to ____. Huh, you seem to me more than your hooker getup suggests."
  • "But you do look completely like a hooker."
  • "You are a terrible mistress and should be ashamed."
  • "Oh! Ah, terribly sorry. It's just, well, look at you."
  • "I like your shoes."
  • "Yeah, they're pretty nice, I guess."
  • "The skirt, looks good on you."
  • "Ya got anything to eat? I'm starving."
  • "I'm just saying I'm willing to forgive and forget if you are honey."
  • "You ain't getting close enough to shank me."
  • "This whole invasion thing has fucked up everything. You know?"
  • "You step out of line just once and I'll find an even bigger building to drop your ass from."
  • "Just how much of your body is tattooed?"
  • "Any chance you might be looking for a good time?"
  • "Streets are so noisy, I figure we could go some place more quiet. Maybe my place at nine. You bring the wine, I'll bring... my questions."
  • "Two glasses of that and I just can't control myself."
  • "Man, I loved you as a bad guy back in the day."
  • "Then you became a good guy and I was like what the hell."
  • "God! I don't know why the ____ calls in you people for help. I mean what the hell."
  • "Look, just because I was on the opposing side doesn't mean I'm some lesser being."
  • "I was a member of a voodoo gang. Thank you very much."
  • "So can you play music or anything useful?"
  • "Yes, I have quite a large library of music from your world."
  • "I thought you were some kind of servant robot, so come on play something."
  • "Is there any way I can get an autograph some time?"
  • "Personally I hate hippy bullshit."
  • "You, woah, this is trippy. I can't believe I'm hanging out with the guy from that Ghost Busting movie."
  • "You're like an empire god, you know all the tricks. I learned a lot. That's how I built a legion of loyal followers."
  • "You know someone who deals in tiny plastic toy ponies?"
  • "What the hell. This is bullshit, man."
  • "It's just, you know, it's a skirt. Not exactly the manliest outfit, especially for taking alien hordes in crime ridden city."
  • "Just because we're not in the ring doesn't mean I won't lay your ass out."
  • "You know what I wear under my kilt? Your girlfriend's lipstick."
  • "I gotta say ____ you're looking really good."
  • "Come on, if we're gonna work together you have to get over..."
  • "Nice. Something about power makes a woman really sexy."
  • "You know maybe after we're done here you and me should talk some more."
  • "I suppose ____ told you about the time I tried to get her take a bullet for me."
  • "Ehh. I've had guys do worse."

anonymous asked:

Fitzsimmons prompt: We’re new next door neighbors whose roofs out the window are close enough to have a little patio. Please??? :)

Midnight Skies Swallowed up Our Childlike Eyes (1/1)

A/N: College/Neighbors AU. Title taken from Remember Me by Gavin James.

Summary: Simmons and Skye move to their new place and become neighbors with Fitz. Cue the obligatory awkward first meeting and all the shenanigans that follow.

Pairing: FitzSimmons, with just a hint of FitzSkimmons.

Rating: PG.

“Psst, Simmons!”

The girl in question dumped a moving box at the top of the stairs, panting a little as she poked her head through her new bedroom’s doorframe, “what is it?”

In response, Skye jerked her head to one side to indicate something past the jut of her shoulder. Simmons stood on tiptoe and peered around. Beyond the small window, in place of a balcony was a roof, ashen and weathered, which extended out until it met the red tiles lining the roof next door. Together, they formed a quaint little patio overlooking her backyard – a fenceless stretch of land that disappeared westward into the forest.

“An accidental patio,” Simmons nodded with satisfaction. “How nice!”

“What? No, you nerd.” Agape and quite frankly a little disappointed, Skye grabbed her friend’s shoulders and angled her towards what she needed to see.

Beyond the roof that touched her own, through the window of the adjacent house, was her new neighbor, stretched out on his bed, naked save for a flimsy pair of boxers with monkeys printed all over it. He was reading something while his headphones were on, which was why the girls’ moving commotion didn’t faze him in the least.

Simmons wiggled her eyebrows in silent appreciation, but Skye shot her a wicked grin that could only mean someone’s dignity was about to be torn to shreds.

Oh dear God no.

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anonymous asked:

I'm happy about the consent, but the whole thing about him being very clear in the books about not having sex in the White Sword Tower was ignored by D&D, which upset me.

I’m sorry it took me a little more than expected to answer your message, it was extremely late and I was tired and angry. I started to write a messy answer but I thought you deserved better so… that’s my excuse.

I’m going to write a lot, my dear anon, so I just want you to know that I’m sorry in advance.

That scene is great because:

  • It proves that D&D are able to write consensual sex scenes and if you had told me that a day ago I’d have laughed my ass off.
  • The people who still say that the altar scene was not rape now need to shut their mouths and watch both scenes and spot the seven differences.
  • They’ve given us something different to Cersei “I’m just a mother and that’s all I’m going to be” Lannister. The more facets of Cersei, the happier I’ll be.
  • The sad true is that cerseixjaime shippers recieved a deadly blow when we watched the altar sex and we were starving for some consensual interaction between them. We all enjoyed the scene in a way but it’s so fucking far from being ok that I don’t even know how to feel about it.

That scene sucks because:

  • It doesn’t make any sense. Ok, I know show!Cersei is not books!Cersei, I’m well-aware of that but even if I ignore the fact that the woman that D&D claim to be Cersei is just a shadow of what my lioness trully is… her behaviour still doesn’t make sense. They’ve given us a version of Cersei who is not sexual, who was OPENLY disgusted by Jaime’s stump… she has not behaved warmly towards him and they shoved down our throats a rape scene that had nothing to do with what happened in the books and now they want us to believe that she’s going to see him and fuck him in a place even more dangerous than the sept AND SHE FUCKING KISSES HIS GOLDEN HAND WTF??. They’ve decided to change a lot of important aspects of her personality, but it seems they’re not willing to stick to it.
  • He fucking raped her seven episodes ago. I know they’re not willing to admit it was rape but how can you justify this after what we (a.k.a people with comon sense) saw.
  •  Once again they’re ignoring all the implications of that visit. Cersei pays Jaime a visit in the middle of the night                     

    She has always waited letting me come to her. She gives but I must ask“                                                                                                

    and he knows that she wants something of him. Cersei is completely desperate, she feels alone, she knows their position is severely threatened by the Tyrells, she wants to protect Tommen and House Lannister’s claim to the throne and she goes to see the only person she trusts: Her Jaime. That scene is meant to show that… and the fact that Cersei is manipulative. She knows Jaime doesn’t want power but she also knows she’s able to convince him because she has done it before. JAIME ALSO KNOWS IT (a fact that many people who agree with all those Cersei’s evil vagina theories choose to forget). Once again G.R.R.M reminds us that both have changed, that they’re not the same people they used to be: as I’ve said before Cersei has got sucked into a whirpool of despair and fear and Jaime is having an identity crisis because he has lost the hand he used to protect his family and the hand that made him so good at what he did. He has spent all his life believing that he was a knight, a knight and nothing more and without his hand everything changes. Cersei want’s him to leave the Kingsguard and she wants him to convince Tywin to let her be with Tommen (“Joff is dead and Myrcella’s in Dorne.Tommen’s all I have left”). Jaime starts to do what he does best: ask her to marry him and give zero fucks about the family or their children’s safety and then Cersei give us the “We are not Targaryens” line. That’s the moment when she wants to have sex with him and he rejects her. Cersei’s like WHAT? HOW DARED HE? She is so butthurt she even starts to make jokes about Jaime’s penis because they’re 5 fucking years old and a half. The whole book scene is gold and diamonds. That scene is full of information. It give us a great summary of both characters and their relationship.
     And they’ve used it as a background to write fanfiction.
  • Jaime is very clear about not having sex in the White Tower because he is angry with Cersei (AND afterwards he’ll be” JEALOUS because of what Tyrion said after his confession… and btw D&D took that away from us too). He is also trying to be a perfect Commander of the Kingsguard and keep his oaths because that’s the only thing he has, the only thing that has not changed… but essentially the main reason is that he’s mad at Cersei. So taking this into account I can undertand that change, they’ve taken away the main reason why Jaime rejects her so what’s the point? It still sucks anyway.
  • The scene we watched last night has its origins in Jaime’s wildest dreams. It’s a piece of fanfiction that 15-year-old Jaime Lannister wrote in which Cersei suddenly gives zero fucks about their children’s safety, power and the family’s position and actually becomes Jaime with a vagina. The whole fucking point of Jaime and Cersei is that they’re made of contrasts. He doesn’t want power but she’s extremely ambitious. He wans them to be the knight and the queen, she wants them to be the woman king and her soldier. Apparently D&D didn’g get the memo.

So yeah, my dear anon, the short anwer is that I basically agree with you: They’ve twisted Cersei and Jaime storyline so much that now we feel like we should be grateful we’ve been able to witness a consensual sex scene between them. They’ve botched it up so fucking much that this scene is our scrap of comfort and this should put into perspective how shitty D&D’s work has been. This is not how my lions behave, this is not what my golden fools do but what can I say… I’m happy about the consent. I liked the scene as much as I could given the circumstances but they’ve decided they do not give a fuck about complexity or character development and I cannot be ok with that. Fot D&D the Lannisters are blonde people that the audience loves to hate and that is the only thing that matters to them.

anonymous asked:

Hello!!! Do you know any Clexa fics that have a slow burn (but not extremely slow) and a little angst thrown in there? Thanks!!!

Let me see what I can do for you :)

bathroom stalls & late night calls
Sweet and Sunny
somewhere i have never travelled
You See the Smile That’s On My Mouth (it’s hiding the words that don’t come out)  *
i built a home for you, for me (held on as tightly as you held onto me)
day late friend (and the sequel!) *
Help, I Need Somebody (Not Just Anybody) *
Chasing Down Silver Linings (We Are Coming Home) *
The Three Truths *
i have loved you since we were eighteen (long before we both thought the same thing) *

* fics are either extremely slow or more than a little angsty or both