i'm sorry it just seemed to fit

x-i-l-verify  asked:

Ford and Dipper #19, Pidge and Hunk #18, Steven and Lapis #21, Percy and Keyleth #15, Law (+ Cheza, if you want) and Bepo #9 (I know this is a lot, just pick your favorite one[s] and go with it, I was... kind of inspired with prompts. ^^;)

I picked 2!

Send me 2+ characters and a number, and I’ll draw them…

#9: In bed/non-sexually sleeping together (Law, Bepo, Cheza)

This guy looks very tired all the time to me, let him rest with his giant bear friends…it ended up kinda chibi-ish, sorry ^^;;; what even are Law’s tattoos

#18: Dancing (Pidge and Hunk)

I was going to draw them doing the Robot Dance together but no no I could make it SO MUCH CUTER THO—their colors and elements together make me think of Springtime :’D casually recycles their dance outfits form an earlier piece

Any Time, Evan

wrote a little thing based on that post I made about Alana and Evan being lonely middle schoolers together

alternatively titled: Alana makes a friend with the help of a nice ass pen

“So, who can tell me which tissue transports water through plants?”

Alana’s hand twitches with the urge to raise her hand and answer as the silence in the classroom stretches on, but it’s a testament to her willpower that she manages to keep her right hand firmly pressed on her notebook, tapping her pen against the notebook paper and marring her precise notes with a bunch of random dots. She’ll be annoyed by the markings later when she’s reading over her notes for the test, but she needs to do something with her hand or she’s going to implode.

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Happy birthday, @gladiolvs!!

In Trousers: A Summary/Analysis

The Story

On the cast recording vinyl, William Finn wrote

The form of the show is simple: whenever things get too hot for the older Marvin, he reverts back to himself at fourteen. After 14: he has a high school sweetheart, isn’t big with the intimacies, gets married, isn’t big with the intimacies, and leaves his wife for a man. So Marvin grows up (after a fashion), says goodbye to the ladies (more to the point), and learns to live with always getting what he wants- which is the story of In Trousers.

In the libretto for the 1986 revised show, Finn added to this: “But alot of the material was about my learning to write the kind of show songs I wanted to write. So the show is about Marvin’s education, and mine.” Ira Wetizman has called it an “impressionistic portrait of Marvin.”

The Setting

A circle on the floor, an enormous Venetian blind painted blue, a wall through which ladies can disappear.

The Cast

Marvin
His wife
His high school sweetheart
His teacher, Miss Goldberg (who always wears sunglasses)

The Songs

Marvin’s Giddy Seizures - Marvin & the ladies

The first number, of course, introduces the main character, Marvin, and sets the tone for the rest of the show. Basically, it is establishing the baseline: Marvin at 14 years old (as mentioned by Finn). He’s a weird kid, who acts inappropriately, impulsively, and selfishly. He craves the attention of others, so he makes scenes by throwing tantrums or “fits” which are represented by giddy seizures. But it’s also important to note that this song is not a specific event or experience, it’s sort of an embodiment of how 14 year old Marv acts. All the ladies are on stage and singing, but they’re not really present in the action. Because there isn’t any real action.

How the Body Falls Apart - Ladies

Once Marvin is gone, they transition to his wife’s song by having the ladies sing this sort of… ambiguous declaration about life. I guess? There is again not really any action here. I mean… “things on which we most depend seem to fail us in the end” is sort of a resonant theme, I would say.

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oh my gosh, aro ace agender people are so awesome and adorable and amazing!

your experiences as an aro ace agender person are wonderful and good and yours and that’s also wonderful and good!

it’s okay if your experiences don’t match up with societal ideas of what your experiences should be! it doesn’t mean you’re missing out or that there’s anything wrong with you! 

this world is full of so many possibilities, and each living thing has an entirely unique experience! you are a wonderful, unique, and incredible human being with your own set of unique experiences that are just as wonderful as you, whether or not they match societal ideas of what the human experience should be. 

you are amazing and incredible and so so valid in your identity and your experiences!

I’d bet money on the fact that we know more about the mysterious Bbomb than it seems. Zico’s song lyrics are all about Bbomb’s late night escapades and you know it.

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Modern Medusa aesthetic 

Don’t chase people. Chase your goals,
because they won’t wake up one day to
tell you that they don’t love you anymore.

requested by anonymous

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I want to be the mirror that reminds you to love yourself. 
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I want to be the air in your lungs that reminds you to breathe.
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When the walls come down, when the thunder rumbles, when nobody else is home, hold my hand, and I promise I won’t let go. x

Lame Jokes with Leonardo Watch
  • One day, Leonardo, Zapp and Zed went to have lunch at the Diner
  • Leo: Hey, you know what, you two as a pair should be called Fish & Chips
  • Zapp: what are you playing at, Pube-head? We all know this bastard is called 'Fish' since he's techinally one. But, why the hell am I the 'Chips'?
  • Leo: With your tan skin, you look like a deep-fried Potato
  • Zapp: Fuck You!

anonymous asked:

Yooo ok so I'm in love with your villain saitama I love his design!! Especially the bags under his eyes idk why it just seems to fit him?? Do you have any more info on him that you made for that au? How does he interact with the hero association?

boy howdy it’s been awhile since I got an ask on Villain saitama!!

Sorry to disappoint anon but I haven’t really thought of anything else on Villain Saitama! for the hero association I don’t think he would really interact with them bc they wouldn’t be an issue to him, but yeah he’s definitely a issue for them though.  

anonymous asked:

I feel like there's a pressure within the booklr community to read the popular books and to like them because if you don't, then you immediately don't fit in :/

i agree 100% because what people seem to misunderstand is the simple fact that not everyone has the same mindset as them. i’m a classic literature nut and so i love books such as frankenstein, dracula, to kill a mockingbird, the great gatsby, anything by shakespeare etc but i’m also well aware of that just because they are loves of mine, they are not adored by all. i’ve seen horrific reviews of all those books listed above and many more of other books that i adore and sometimes i wonder “why can’t they see what i see?” and it takes me a moment to register in my mind that it’s okay that they don’t feel the same ⏤ they shouldn’t feel the same, cause they’re not me, they don’t have the same thought processes as me, they don’t have the same mindset. every single one of us is different, it’s what makes all of us so great to begin with. if everyone had the same views, then what exactly would the world become? 

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Ichimatsu: *takes deep breath* I don’t-

ESP Kitty: I love Karamatsu, I love him so much, he’s the light of my life, I love him so much, I just love Karamatsu, I love Karamatsu I fucking love Karamatsu I LOVE KARAMATSU

Ichimatsu: … (Shit.)

Just the thought of disgustingly cute domestic tiznes gives me life, tbh

Sam Witwer, Colin O’Donoghue, and Josh Dallas on the set of OUAT - July 12, 2016 [x]

"american beauty" sentence starters
  • "I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world."
  • "Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself."
  • "Lose my job? I didn't lose it. It's not like, 'Whoops! Where'd my job go?' I QUIT."
  • "I figured you guys might be able to give me some pointers. I need to shape up. Fast."
  • "You're right. I suck dick for money."
  • "Well, what do you say I throw in a little sexual harassment charge, to boot?"
  • "Management wants you gone by the end of the day."
  • "Your father seems to think this kind of behavior is something to be proud of."
  • "It's like God's looking right at you, just for a second, and if you're careful... you can look right back."
  • "When I was your age, I flipped burgers all summer just to be able to buy an eight-track."
  • "All I did was party and get laid. I had my whole life ahead of me."
  • "I rule!"
  • "She's not your friend. She's just someone you use to feel better about yourself."
  • "It's never too late to get it back."
  • "I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated."
  • "You think you're the only one who's sexually frustrated here?"
  • "Both my wife/husband and daughter/son think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right."
  • "I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility."
  • "You should see me fuck. I'm the best piece of ass in three States."
  • "Can you prove that you didn't offer to save my job if I let you blow me?"
  • "Are you just looking to lose weight, or do you want increased strength and flexibility as well?"
  • "I don't think we can be friends anymore."
  • "Just don't fuck my dad, all right? Please?"
  • "You're way too uptight about sex."
  • "I want to look good naked!"
  • "Someone really should just put him out of his misery."
  • "I'm not paying you to do... whatever it is you're doing out here."
  • "You don't really think [name] and I were..."
  • "Want me to kill him for you?"
  • "I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school."
  • "I quit. So you don't have to pay me. Now leave me alone."
  • "Remember those posters that said, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die."
  • "She hates me. She hates you, too."
  • "There's plenty of joy in my life."
  • "Go fuck yourself, psycho!"
  • "My parents are coming tonight. They're trying to, you know, take an active interest in me."
  • "Gross. I hate it when my mom does that."
  • "Fuck me, Your Majesty!"
  • "I was hoping you'd give me a bath. I'm very, very dirty."
  • "You ungrateful little brat! Just look at everything you have."
  • "I'm so sorry for the way things look around here."
  • "I think using psychotropic drugs is a very positive example to set for our daughter."
  • "Who are you looking for?"
  • "This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living."
  • "There's nothing worse than being ordinary."
  • "Everything that's meant to happen does."
  • "You're one to talk, you bloodless, money-grubbing freak."
  • "Welcome to America's weirdest home videos."
  • "Oh well, all right, let's all sell our souls and work for Satan because it's more convenient that way."
  • "I'm sensing a real distance growing between you and [name]."
  • "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell."
  • "Don't you mess with me, mister, or I'll divorce you so fast it'll make your head spin!"
  • "Your mom's the one who's embarrassing. What a phony. But, your dad's actually kind of cute."
  • "If he just worked out a little, he'd be hot."
  • "You don't get to tell me what to do ever again."
  • "I'm serious. He just pulled down his pants and yanked it out."
  • "Never underestimate the power of denial."
  • "Are you trying to look unattractive today?"
  • "How dare you speak to me that way in front of her."
  • "Jesus, what is it with you?"
  • "I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist."
  • "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in."
  • "See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident."
  • "Don't interrupt me, honey!"
  • "[Name]'s a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her."
  • "I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die."
  • "You better watch yourself, [name], or you're going to turn into a real bitch, just like your mother!"
  • "I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you lose your job."
  • "You're boring. And you're totally ordinary. And you know it."
  • "You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday."
  • "Uh, whose car is that out front?"
  • "Your mother seems to prefer that I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink."
  • "In order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times."
  • "She's... she's really happy. She thinks she's in love."
  • "I think you just became my personal hero!"
  • "Man, you are one twisted fuck."
  • "The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing."
  • "You know, this really doesn't concern you."
  • "I mean, how's her life? Is she happy? Is she miserable?"
  • "I'd really like to know, and she'd die before she'd ever tell me about it."
  • "Your wife is with another man and you don't care?"
  • "It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself."
  • "In less than a year, I'll be dead."
  • "[Name], today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus."
  • "I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her."
  • "We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time."
  • "I can't believe you don't know how beautiful you are."
  • "Well, at least I'm not ugly."
  • "This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here."
  • "[Name], are you masturbating?!"
  • "If people I don't even know look at me and want to fuck me, it means I really have a shot at being a model."
  • "In a way, I'm dead already."
  • "You are so busted."
  • "I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up."
  • "Well, congratulations. You've succeeded admirably."
  • "The car I've always wanted and now I have it."
  • "God, it's been a long time since anybody asked me that..."
  • "Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about."
  • "I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose."
  • "Our marriage is just for show. A commercial for how normal we are when we're anything but."
  • "It would be nice if I was anywhere near as important to him as she is."
  • "Gotta spend money to make money."
  • "I refuse to be a victim!"
  • "I was filming this dead bird."
  • "Do you party?"
  • "Oh, what? You're mother of the year? You treat her/him like an employee."
  • "Could he be any more pathetic?"
  • "I think it's sweet."
  • "You need structure... you need discipline."
  • "He's just so confident, it can't be real."
  • "So, you're fucking psycho-boy on a regular basis now? Tell me, has he got a big dick?"
  • "He didn't even look at me once!"
  • "I don't think you'd fit in here."
  • "It seems unfair to presume I won't be able to learn."
  • "Excuse me for speaking so bluntly, sir."
  • "Oh, I'm in trouble."
  • "I didn't mean to scare you. I just think you're interesting."
  • "This country is going straight to hell!"
  • "[Name], when did you become so joyless?"
  • "I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious."
  • "What is this? The fucking Gay Pride parade?"
  • "Sorry about my dad."
  • "To you, he's just another guy who wants to jump your bones."
  • "This is my first time."

somewintersneverend  asked:

"Your butt smells like strawberries" If this doesn't trigger your inspiration...

omg marloes. 

alright……heRE WE GO. 

(also @snowbazmysons@fyeahsnowbaz, @maisenananas {why won’t it link u dammit} & @futuristicallygayduck u wanted to be tagged so hi, here it is.) (this can most definitely count as a crack fic…. i think?)


“Simon, dear, this is not a scene you can put into a young adult novel.” 

Simon gave Baz a troubled look, his hair was all messy from pushing a frustrated hand though it time after time. 

“No?” he asked Baz, seeming lost. 

“No, Simon, are you serious? Young adult books don’t really feature explicit sex. And, well, this is some serious next level stuff, E.L. James would be proud of you,” Baz said grinning. 

“I don’t even know who that is.”

“I can’t believe you.”

“Don’t give me that look!”

“Look, I think that if you’d cut this scene, you’d have one hell of a great young adult book. Just–just get rid of this scene, or edit it into something appropriate for 14 year old as well, and then you’re good to go,” Baz said, trying to be gentle with his words. 

“Is it really that bad?” Simon asked quietly.

Baz hesitated. “Well, I mean, not bad. Just…” He trailed of, searching for the right words. “I mean, the scene is a bit extreme–it’s a bit ridiculous?”

Baz had to push down a flinch as Simon gave him a hurt look. “Ridiculous?”

“Uh, yes. I mean, you made one of your characters say ‘Your but smells like strawberries.’ Who’s butt even smells like strawberries?”

“Yours does sometimes!” Simon defended himself.

“Oh my–Simon, what?”

Simon just shrugged at him. Strawberries? Baz set it aside for now. 

“Simon, listen, if you don’t want to cut this scene then you can’t publish it as a young adult book, which is fine as long as you are okay with that.”

Simon nodded silently. “Okay.”

~ about 3 years later ~

Baz watched proudly as Simon talked to fans and signed their books. Most of his fans were elderly women and Simon treated them all with the same fondness as if they where his granny. 

Simon had yet again managed to put another best-seller romance novel on the shelves. His first big hit was Strawberry Lust. The year after that Simon put out his second novel called Dragon’s Tail, hoping it would do as well with the readers as Strawberry Lust did. Sadly, it didn’t.

Though this year Simon was back with a book that did even better than Strawberry Lust; Aim To Please was only out for a week now, but it was loved like no other of Simon’s works. 

Baz was proud of him–proud that he was able to continue with his passion for writing. Baz read all of his work, of course, and even though some of the insane romance scenes made him uncomfortable, Baz couldn’t help but feel pride when he thought of how hard Simon had worked on those novels. 

It was also interesting to read about some truly strange fantasies his boyfriend seemed to have… but that was a whole other story for another time. 


((credit to @transremus for the novel title ‘aim to please’ sorry that i didn’t choose your title ‘dildo and despair’ but i just felt like that wouldn’t fit simon you know. also thank you @fyeahsnowbaz for thinking of the title ‘raptor butt destroyer’ but once again…. that didn’t feel like simon. lmao))