i'm sorry it had to be done omg

You Should Get That Looked At
  • *I wrote this for the kink meme; the prompt was 'Prompto accidentally sends a dick pic to Ignis instead of Gladio'. I am very proud of how this ridiculous little thing turned out so I'm un-anon'ing to post it here for the lolz.*
  • Prompto: DUDE I'M SO SORRY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO GLADIO OMG
  • Ignis: I could have done without seeing that first thing in the morning. Have you always had that mark, though?
  • Prompto: what mark
  • Prompo: wait what
  • Ignis: The mark on the underside of your penis.
  • Prompto: what mark?!? i don't study the bottom of my dick, okay?!
  • Prompto: and dude stop calling it that
  • Ignis: Perhaps you should get it looked at by a doctor. It could be a sign of a very bad medical condition.
  • Prompto: ARE YOU KIDDING? DUDE WHAT?! WHAT MEDICAL CONDITION? WHAT DO I DO?
  • Ignis: It's a fairly serious one, I wouldn't want you to suffer later.
  • Prompto: DUDE I CAN'T GO TO A DOCTOR FOR MY JUNK I'LL COMBUST INTO FLAMES, JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO
  • Ignis: You could always try the home remedy. I hear it's very effective.
  • Prompto: TELL ME IT
  • Prompto: I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A DICK DISEASE IGGY
  • Ignis: Mix oatmeal and honey with a cup of water. Apply the paste and leave on for fifteen minutes.
  • Prompto: OKAY, I DID IT, HOW DO I KNOW IF IT WORKED
  • Ignis: ...you actually did it?
  • Prompto: OF COURSE I DID, I DON'T WANT A DICK DISEASE
  • Prompto: WAIT
  • Prompto: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YOU ACTUALLY DID IT'????
  • Ignis: You're in no danger of a disease, Prompto. That's a mole.
  • Prompto: DUDE WTF I HATE YOU
  • Prompto: I STUCK MY DICK IN OATMEAL FOR YOU
  • Prompto: YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
  • Ignis: I do believe I'll screenshot that portion and send it on to Gladio, just for fun.
  • Prompto: NO DUDE DON'T
  • Prompto: I DIDN'T MEAN IT, I HATE YOU BUT NOT LIKE THAT
  • Ignis: Oh, I know. But perhaps next time you'll double check the number to which you're sending your 'dick pics'.
  • *~~~~~*
  • Gladio: prompto
  • Gladio: do i want to know why you stuck your dick in oatmeal for iggy
  • Prompto: KILL ME NOW PLEASE

Shallura Week Day 1) Time/Space

 - There’s a space between us we need to fill…

I had the sketch for a while and I decided to color it. Also, for clarity, if you’ve noticed the paladins in the crowd, Lance isn’t under Hunk’s umbrella. He’s just standing around enjoying the rain. :D

OMG WTH I JUST REALIZED I GOT THE DATES ALL WRONG WHAT HAVE I DONE WHAT HAVE I DONE

  • Me to my friends: OMG this show is fucking brilliant! I have literally watched 5 seasons in a week! I'm not even sorry I'm in love with this show. I've already watched 7 episodes today!
  • Show I'm watching: *has 2 episodes left*
  • Me: what have I done? I didn't cherish the time I had with you show...
  • Me: *cries uncontrollably*

anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm not sure if you're into doing angst but how would the RFA + V and Saeran react when they're in their eighties and their MC passes away from old age?

omg I’ve never done any before but I could try xD. pls don’t hate me if this sucks. also sorry it took so long, I’m kinda slow at writing ><;;


Yoosung:

  • it was too sudden for him to digest
  • he wouldn’t eat or sleep, he wouldn’t be able to face the rest of the RFA or even his children
  • for him, it was impossible to believe that the world had once again taken away someone he cherished
  • why does this always happen to me? it’s just not fair.
  • he’d cry day and night wondering if it was his fault, was he the unlucky star that caused pain to anyone and everyone around him?
  • he just didn’t know how to live without MC; MC was his everything
  • and although he never said it out loud, he always secretly hoped he’d die with MC - maybe even be the first of them to die
  • he didn’t want to feel lonely again, he didn’t want to let history repeat itself
  • there was nothing that could take away the pain this time, he was too old to play games, it was so unbearable that he wanted to leave the world too; maybe that way, he’d be able to see MC once again

Zen:

  • he watched as MC passed away on the hospital bed, yet he still couldn’t believe it
  • how could have MC died before he did? MC was the one who didn’t smoke or drink
  • for a while he’d be angry at himself and blame himself for MC’s passing
  • why didn’t I take better care of MC? what did I do wrong? MC didn’t deserve to die
  • he’d lock himself inside for months, the letters of consolation from his fans did nothing but make him question why he hadn’t spent more time with MC when he took roles for Korean dramas
  • he didn’t even log onto the messenger because he didn’t want to hear their pitiful words
  • and as much as he wanted to exercise his emotions away, he was just too old to move
  • soon, his bad habits started again, smoking and drinking non-stop; he wasted the rest of his life away
  • he just didn’t want to feel anymore

Jaehee:

  • she was very rational
  • months prior, she had noticed MC’s health getting worse and worse by the day
  • she researched the best way to take care of MC
  • as much as it broke her heart, she didn’t falter in front of MC; not even until the last moment
  • even after MC really had gone away, she didn’t let go of her calm and collected self
  • she organized a proper funeral, attended to the guests who came to pay their respects, she even told the RFA that she was fine and that she could handle everything when Jumin offered to send help
  • but she was actually so, so hurt
  • why did it have to be MC? why couldn’t it have been me?
  • after the funeral ceremony, she took one last look at MC and closed the coffin
  • that night, she cried herself to sleep, unable to return to her usual self

Jumin:

  • he understood why it happened
  • in fact, there was a very logical, systematic reason as to why MC had left him
  • he constantly repeated to himself that MC had become old just like him, and that it was very reasonable for MC to pass away
  • the doctors had let him know that MC would be gone in about a weeks time
  • but no matter how much he assessed the situation he just couldn’t comprehend the pain in his heart
  • his heart ached, a heavy brick sat on his chest day and night and no matter what he did he couldn’t get rid of the feeling
  • constantly reminiscing about the times MC and him had together made it worse, but he couldn’t help it
  • he wanted to hold MC in his arms again, fall asleep next to MC’s small fragile body and wake up to see MC’s soft eyes gazing into his
  • he still ate properly and went to C&R International occasionally to check on his employees and how his children were handling the company, but deep inside, he missed MC every second of the day and couldn’t bear to look his children in their eyes that reminded him so much of MC

707:

  • he knew what was happening as MC was starting to get less and less lively 
  • he wanted to take MC to the hospital, but MC insisted that they stayed at home 
  • as MC’s eyes slowly drifted to a close, he bit back his tears and held MC in his arms
  • the person who had changed his life, who gave him love, gave him back his brother and a family had finally left him
  • he knew it was selfish to want to keep MC forever, but he couldn’t help it
  • he just felt so guilty 
  • maybe if I hadn’t let MC into my life, MC would have lived longer. if only I’d pushed MC away harder, then MC wouldn’t have had to suffer
  • he didn’t speak to the RFA, he didn’t even see his brother; it was almost as if he disappeared off the face of the earth
  • he knew would never be the same again, not without MC

Saeran:

  • he was so, so angry
  • he couldn’t contain himself; he lashed out at everything that came in his way
  • even his brother couldn’t help him
  • he blamed the doctors, he blamed the RFA, he blamed everyone
  • but he blamed himself the most
  • he knew that he was horrible to begin with, constantly fighting with MC, creating conflict whenever he had the chance
  • in fact, before the last few moments of her passing, they’d had another argument about the most trivial thing ever
  • maybe if I hadn’t pissed her off so much MC wouldn’t have died from heart failure. why am I like this?!
  • he left the house that he felt like he hadn’t deserved to have shared with MC and disappeared into the mountains he used to live in so many years ago

V:

  • it was real this time
  • it wasn’t like the false death of Rika he had told the RFA many years prior
  • was it karma for leaving Rika? maybe if I hadn’t left her for MC…
  • these thoughts kept repeating as he prepared for MC’s funeral
  • at the funeral, he placed pictures of MC he’d taken a few months before MC passed away
  • MC was still just as beautiful
  • a tear slipped out of his eye, but he quickly brushed it away knowing that MC would hate to see him like this
  • he wasn’t bitter about MC’s death… in fact, he was very open minded
  • he knew that everyone had a due date, he could feel his approaching too
  • with his remaining days, he took photos of the places MC had always liked to go, the little trinkets MC liked to buy and play with
  • anything that reminded him of her, he photographed and soon enough, he had an album full of MC and his memories
  • he kept it by his side as he was admitted into the hospital
  • ready to be taken away, he thought only of MC and felt that their souls would meet once again

gahh I hope you liked it! thanks for reading~ <3

-Cherry L.


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A quick comic featuring Team Orange called “Rain Check” aka, “how Taloupe and Cosmo started dating”.

Hope you enjoy this cute little comic. It’s only a sketch version and I kinda wish I could make the conversation between Taloupe and Cosmo a bit longer but I’ve been dying to tell this story since the green team was introduced and I had to get this done. Hope you liked it!

anonymous asked:

Omg no they won artist of the year for mama! not album. Which is a great achievement cause only big 3 companies had done so before 😭

Omg you’re right lmfao, i’m so sorry, when i did the research i wrote album instead of artist, thank you so much for pointing that out to me!! and exactly, it’s a great achievement for them since they’re still from a small (but growing) company and not from the big 3, i’m proud! :’)

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Alfred: I’ve played it, but honestly, the first FNAF was my favorite!

Ivan: He’s done more than just “play” it though. One time, he called me, saying it was an “emergency”. But in reality, he made me travel all the way from Washington, just to participate with him in a costume contest down in LA. 

Alfred: …..The winner got free pizzas for the year, man. I had to at least try.

anonymous asked:

i just finished listening to ari and dante a couple of day ago and holy crap i'm in love... and then i saw your drawings and i'm !!! you draw them exactly the way i picture them (apart from the glasses but hey) oh my gosh it's all so cute and it HURTS ME and i'm re-listening now because i can't get enough of the cuteness ahhhhh. i know you are busy and prob not taking suggestions but consider this: ari with a ponytail/bun! aaaaa! ok sorry im done THANK YOU FOR BEING AWESOME

ahhh thank you so much omg im glad it matches what you saw [mostly lmfaooo]

and i already had some sketches i coloured a few to destress 

Speedpaint ~ Ivan Chernekov

Omg i had the most hardest time drawing Ivan today! Especially his body and his hair! Most of the video is mostly me trying to get his look right and like the last 45 seconds me coloring lazily xD

Sorry Ivan bae, I tried to draw you the best I can today! If I had only known your birthday a little earlier I would’ve created something beautiful xD

My favorite Drarry headcanon inspired a bit by this post.

  • Draco and Harry walk into breakfast in the great hall 3 weeks into 8th year holding hands and having eyes for no one but each other, blissfully happy.
  • The clatter of hundreds of knives and forks dropping all at once.  
  • Students from all houses swooning left and right.  
  • The sound of groans and cheers as bags of money change hands so swiftly it’s impossible to tell who is exchanging with who.  Many had expected them to hold out for much longer.  The Slytherins and Gryffindors make bank that day because they’ve had to watch these two dance around each other for years, jfc.
  • Ron, Hermione, Blaise, and Pansy each have a hoard of money in front of them.  
  • Draco and Harry sitting at their own house tables but proceeding to stare only at each other across the hall and not even noticing the chaos surrounding them.
  • McGonagall tosses money in Slughorn’s general direction, wiping a tear and covering her mouth with her hands trying to hold in a sob of joy. She had expected them to hold out at least another week at least but couldn’t really bring herself to care because finally!
  • Slughorn’s smug grin because this is all his fault.  Well maybe there was a small bribe involved. He would never admit to it though. He had assigned the more advanced students to brew Amortentia that day and of course Harry had ran in 40 minutes late to class. And of course he had started to give Draco a hard time about brewing his own perfume.  And of course the dead silence and the uproar that followed was worth any guilt he might of felt about pushing things along just a tiny bit.
  • McGonagall wondering if she should just make today a holiday because, honestly, no one is going to get any work done today.

pinkybruce  asked:

Ooh, could you please write General Danvers. Alex takes Astra ice skating? Or to the zoo which I imagine Astra would hate. Pleeeeeeease? :) I can't get enough of these two! :)

“So you have no idea how the animals got out of their cages.”

“No. None.”

“Because, you know, I heard someone say that it looked like the bars had been melted.”

“Really?”

“Yeah. And, y’know, when I went to look? Looked a lot like someone with, say, heat vision had done it.”

“Interesting.”

“Is that a Kryptonian thing?”

“Heat vision?”

“No.” Alex elbows Astra in the ribs. Even if it doesn’t do anything to her, it makes Alex feel marginally better. “Being a shitty liar.”

It’s almost funny, how quickly Astra caves. “They were in cages, Alexandra.”

“I should’ve known this wouldn’t end well.” Alex sighs. “You got upset the first time you saw a dog on a leash.”