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Masterpost

SHINO ABURAME

Shino’s S/O Looking Fine af
Holding his Crying S/O
His S/O Taking Care of Him While He’s Sick
Shino’s Birthday
Post-Coitus (NSFW)
NSFW Headcanons
Taking Care of His Sick S/O
Cranky Shino
Is Shino a Cuddler?
Asking his S/O Out
Dating a Random Ninja (Shino)

KIBA INUZUKA

Fluffy and Kinky Headcanons

ASUMA X KURENAI

Drunk, Fluffy Headcanons

SHIKAMARU NARA

Bath Scenario
How He Gets His S/O To Blush/Who Says I love You First
Wounded Significant Other
Ridiculous Sentence Prompts - “I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.”
How He Acts Around His Crush
Stressed Shika/Stressed S/O
Seeing his S/O Shirtless for The First Time (whoops)

KAKASHI HATAKE

Witnessing his S/O Smile A Big Cheeky Smile
Bath Scenario
Reacting to his Female Student Joining The Anbu
Team 7 Spying on Him and Finding Out that He and His S/O Are Together
Teen!Kakashi Finding Comfort In His Childhood Friend After a Nightmare
Admitting He’s Fallen For His Best Friend
Jealous!Kakashi Part 1
Jealous!Kakashi Part 2
How He Gets His S/O To Blush/Who Says I love You First
Wounded Significant Other Part 1
Wounded Significant Other Part 2
His S/O Helping Team & See What’s Under His Mask
Kakashi On His Wedding Day
Wooing His S/O Into Dating Him
Stressed Kakashi/Stressed S/O
Kakashi Loses His Temper when His S/O Gets Wounded
Kakashi Dating Yamato’s Younger Sister
Kakashi Reacting to His S/O Joining the Anbu
Kakashi Finding out His S/O Is Pregnant
Seeing his S/O Shirtless for The First Time (whoops)
Reuniting with His S/O After The War
Nicknames He Gives His S/O

NEJI HYUUGA

Coming Home To Hear His S/O Playing the Violin
Reacting to Being Told his Sneeze Is Cute

ROCK LEE

Relationship SFW+NSFW Headcanons
Reacting to Being Told his Sneeze Is Cute
His Crush Waking Him Up

GAARA

Wounded Significant Other
Stressed Gaara/Stressed S/O

KANKURO

Kissing His S/O For The First Time

IRUKA UMINO

Reacting to His S/O Being a Big Morning Person
Bath Scenario
How He Gets His S/O To Blush/Who Says I love You First
Wounded Significant Other
Stressed Iruka/Stressed S/O
Seeing His S/O Shirtless For The First Time (whoops)

NARUTO UZUMAKI

Witnessing his S/O Smile A Big Cheeky Smile
Reacting to His S/O Eating More Ramen Than Him
Reacting to Being Told His Sneeze is Cute

SASUKE UCHIHA

Witnessing his S/O Smile A Big Cheeky Smile
Jealous!Sasuke and Jealous!S/O
Dating Sasuke

KISAME HOSHIGAKI

Reacting to his S/O Being A Big Morning Person
Courting his S/O

DEIDARA

Fluff Scenario

ITACHI UCHIHA

His and His S/O’s First Time
How He Gets His S/O To Blush/Who Says I love You First
Date with Itachi

KABUTO YAKUSHI (I will not write any further Kabuto Requests)

AU - He, a teacher, and a student, of age, have crushes on each other

MADARA UCHIHA

Haku’s Ice or Madara’s Fire? Which goes first?
Madara’s Ideal S/O - Appearance and Personality
Madara on Pregnancy Sex
Madara in an Arranged Marriage

TOBIRAMA SENJU

Jealous!Tobirama
Tobirama’s Ideal S/O - Appearance and Personality
Tobirama on Pregnancy Sex

HASHIRAMA SENJU

Hashirama on Pregnancy Sex

MINATO NAMIKAZE

Bath Scenario

YAMATO/TENZOU

NSFW Headcanons
Finding out his Best Friend is His Sister
NSFW Say/NSFW Headcanons
His S/O Finding Him After Being Traumatized
How He Gets His S/O To Blush/Who Says I love You First
SFW+NSFW Headcanons
Wounded Significant Other
Proposing to his S/O
Worried About his S/O
Stressed Yam/Stressed S/o
BigBrother!Yam Part 1
BigBrother!Yam Part 2
Seeing his S/O Shirtless For The First Time (whoops)

SAI

Reacting to Being Told That His Sneeze is Cute
First Date (with backstory)

SHISUI UCHIHA

How He Gets His S/O To Blush/Who Says I love You First

the signs as alternate selves
  • Aries: unfortunate slave to an evil overlord, occasionally forgets how to breathe
  • Taurus: gets wings somehow, everyone thinks it's pretty rad
  • Gemini: the world's most powerful and longlived psychic
  • Cancer: leads a rebellion against Betty Crocker, then dies
  • Leo: finds true love and confuses archaeologists everywhere with confusing cave art
  • Virgo: majors in how to raise children while on the run from imperial forces, dies tragically
  • Libra: underestimates their rival and gets hanged in the most anime shit ever, also has a dragon
  • Scorpio: hates dragons, hangs people, sails the high seas, inspires ruthless young pirates for decades to come
  • Sagittarius: cries because of this one time he almost killed his best friend, hides in a cave for the rest of his life
  • Capricorn: joins a cult, also they're really tall. like, just, really fucking tall, it's 90% of their personality
  • Aquarius: sad man cries because no one wants to kiss him. doesn't realise it's because he's a desperate and unpleasant person
  • Pisces: Betty Crocker runs an empire
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So obviously Jace and Alec’s relationship is very close, what is it like playing that relationship?

Episode 12x01 spoilers, watch out for unoriginality since people have probably already done this

@destieldrabblesdaily Shirley this is all your fault (I guess you could say happy really late birthday I don’t know)

Hurt. Angry. Alone.
There are things in my head, telling me words that I’m not sure if they’re true or not.
‘She’s talking to someone better’
‘She’s going to leave you again’
Round and round and more and more.
I can’t help this.
I don’t know how to change.
With us, it’s always hit, or miss.
And lately?
It’s been more miss.
Hurt. Hurt. Hurt.
My fault. My fault. My fault.
Maybe you understand. Maybe you don’t.
But I don’t think you know what it’s like to sit there crying, not able to breathe, clutching your head to make the voices stop, and rocking back and forth.
To no rhythm other than the one of madness.
But you get angry at me anyway.
It’s okay though, I’m angry at me too.
And as long as I love you, I’ll deal with it.

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Hello. It’s me. Trash.
And this is my YOI shit post. Hi.

for some of you it’s already 2017, but i’m still in 2016 (help) so i wanted to thank every single one of you for being by my side during this weird year, i wouldn’t make it if it wasn’t for all of you. with this lame edit and a few words, i want to thank you for being who you are and make me smile. this follow forever will for my favorites blogs and mutuals, but i love every single one of you. this year i suffer and had fun with one direction and i found out skam and yoi, which made this year so much easier to get through and we made it. this year brought me bad things too but i could make it another year, so somehow this year was good. happy new year and i wish all of you only the best because that’s what you deserve.every single one of you are so special and i’m glad that i found my place here. i hope that 2017 will bring us peace, love and everything that we want. i love you and thank you for being here. and thank you for the 11K followers, it’s insane but thank you for the love and support. i’m just a normal blog but it means a lot to me.

bolded: ultimate favorite/ friends and people that i met that made my year so much better

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Happy Birthday A Head Full Of Dreams!
Released: December 4, 2015

“On the very first song on their very first album, Coldplay introduced themselves with a heartfelt declaration: "We live in a beautiful world.” Fifteen years and some 80 million albums sold later, the British quartet haven’t elaborated on that philosophy—they’ve just amplified it. Where massive success has a tendency to make bands more jaded and aloof, Coldplay only seem more gobsmacked and in awe of life itself. Their songs aren’t just designed to uplift, they’re often about the very sensation of being uplifted.“ x