i'm sorry i'm not even in the fandom

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~Looks like someone didn’t watch Frozen

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Alex, Maggie, and the Gay Jokes™

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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

Because I’ve been so excited about the recent Person of Interest season finale, I decided to revisit my older paintings of Reese and Finch - they are among, if not actually, my favorite portraits I’ve ever done, and deserved some touchup and refinement. This show has come so far and raises such interesting questions - it’s a privilege to paint these characters (and hopefully I’ll do more this year during the hiatus!)

You can buy prints and products of “He Who Fights Monsters” and “The Abyss Gazes Back” at my Society6 shop!

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that’s it, that’s the whole show

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She made broken look beautiful
and strong look invincible.
She walked with the Universe
on her shoulders and made it
look like a pair of wings.

Ariana Dancu

For Rebelcaptain Appreciation Week day one writing prompt: Family

I’m not really a writer, but the rebelcaptain appreciation week apparently drove me kinda bonkers and made me write a drabble at just over 340 words for the prompt “family”. I’m sorry in advance.

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The Children Are Fighting
  • Me: heads over to Youtube, bout to watch me some pancake scene for the 90th time (today) and-
  • Lift Kiss™: but you haven't watched me in a bit
  • Ice Wall Snuggles™: do you even remember what I look like
  • One Time Thing™: I know you watched me a lot last week, but I still crave ur love and affection
  • Pirate vs. Toddler™: Mirror mirror on the wall I'm still the cutest of them all
  • Storytime™: you used to watch me on the reg. What hath I done to forsake you
  • It's You™: I was literally The Most Important in your life for so long. I don't blame you for what you've done, but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt :(
  • Proposal 1.0™: HEY BITCH. REMEMBER ME.
  • Proposal 2.0™: stfu, 1.0™. First is the worst, second is the best.
  • Proposal 1.0™: Me stfu? I don't see your viewcount rising too quick anymore either, buddy.
  • Proposal 2.0™: .....</3
  • Maybe Just This Once™: c'mon, I deserve a watch. It's been a while, and I'm so good at making you cry.
  • The Gurney™: I'm EVEN BETTER AT MAKING YOU CRY
  • The Elevator™: LOL GUYS. U DON'T EVEN HOLD A CANDLE-
  • You Traded Your Ship for Me™: I have to side with The Elevator™ here. #1 Saddest Scene™ goes to The Elevator™. #1 Happiest Scene™ on the other hand goes to yours trul-
  • 25 Cheek Kisses™: Noooooooo no no no no no. It is I who provoketh the must numerous tears of joy. My viewcount proves this. Don't even try to fight. That award belongs to me.
  • Everyone: Omg, so true. So true. Deadass Truth. 25 Cheek Kisses™, you are truly the best. Or you were, at least, until Pancakes™ came along.
  • Shellphone™: guys, GUYS. Focus here. This isn't memory lane. We're trying to get her to watch us, remember?
  • You're Impossible™: I miss being watched :(
  • Boat Safety™: I'm seriously so cute, how could you forget about me already? :(
  • Red Leather Jacket Kink Reveal™: I used to be so loved :(
  • I'm Not Proposing™: Guys I'm not even relevant anymore :(
  • Wanna Come in and Have Coffee™: I thought you loved all your children equally?
  • Know More About Your Beginnings™: We just want a *tiny* bit of attention. Like just for an hour? Spend an hour with us?
  • I Can't Lose You Too™: Your old friends?
  • Mouth to Mouth Resuscitation™: to quote myself, COME BACK TO ME!
  • Melty Popcorn™: I feel like I was never even truly appreciated for who I am
  • I Would've Done The Exact Same Thing™: Ditto, Melty Pop.
  • Middlemist Horsey Ride™: Guys, we've lost her.
  • Music to This Pirate's Ears™: We haven't just lost her. We've lost them all, the whole fandom :(
  • Sexy Barwench™: They're never coming back to see us :(
  • Move in With Me™: I guess our viewcounts have reached their max :(
  • Pancakes™: ....guys :(
  • Pancakes™: I'm really sorry like I'm actually so sorry :(
  • Pancakes™: I didn't mean for this to happen to you guys :(
  • Pancakes™: and for what it's worth, I wouldn't be where I am today without each and every one of you. Especially you, Move in With Me™.
  • Move in With Me™: Fuck you, Pancakes™.
  • Everyone: Yeah, fuck you.
  • One Time Thing™: Shove your rising viewcount up your (undeniably adorable) asshole.
  • 25 Cheek Kisses™: and YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US.
  • Me: *sighs* Please don't fight, children...
  • also Me: *unpauses the pancake scene*

i’ve seen a lot of people saying isak will get jealous of mikael/balloon squad but?? i don’t think so? what i do think is that even abruptly left after having a manic episode without saying so much as a good bye and these boys were hurt like something happened with one of their best friends, something that they couldn’t understand bc odds are even didn’t talk to them about it, and then he just left. so yeah these precious soft boys (DO NOT try to tell me the balloon squad aren’t soft) are hurt and i feel like when they see even, their pain might come across as anger (hell, they probably are harboring some bitterness) and even will probably react scared bc!!! his old friends are back?? friends that he left bc he thought they’d be better off without him? isak will sense his fear and angst and suddenly that shy smol boy will step forward and become leader of the Even Bech Næsheim Protection Squad™, like he doesn’t know these boys! and his bf’s reaction is worrisome! so basically what i’m trying to say is that isak does not get jealous, no sir, isak gets protective bc he never really worries about his relationship with even, he worries about even period

anonymous asked:

is will x hannibal canon? like, i want to watch it but i'm sick of queerbaiting

Yes, they’re canon, though perhaps not in the conventional way most would expect. There’s no sexual component to their relationship (yet–it seems like a pretty natural progression of things, though, IMO), but there is burning intimacy there, and affection, and desire, and obsession, most of which transcends mere subtext. 

Even if you take the possibility of sex entirely out of the equation, Will and Hannibal still, without a single iota of doubt, love each other to an unthinkable degree. Bryan Fuller, the showrunner, has openly admitted to them being attracted to one another (though not necessarily sexually) and has been overwhelmingly vocal about the romantic evolution of their relationship. 

Just keep in mind that it’s a very slow burn, in large part because of the dark and complex nature of their relationship, and while Will and Hannibal do see other people–singularly women–throughout the series, they are unquestionably endgame. 

Today, Yuuri and Victor are finally competing against each other. Long-awaited GPF has finally arrived. Once he opens his eyes, however, Yuuri immediately realizes that something has went completely wrong.

He couldn’t even stand right at first. His whole body was burning like hell and his throat too sore to speak, but he tries his best to act normal all through the day and half-avoids him. Making Victor worried was the last thing he wished to do and on top of that, he didn’t ever want to impinge on his comeback stage he worked so hard for. The pain gets worse and worse, but he could do this. He had to and he wanted to. Victor’s performance was right after his.

Yuuri luckily succeeds at hiding himself. He even manages to complete his program without fail–stiffer than usual, cold perspiration staining all over his face but still as perfect- and he could see a genuine smile has finally gathered up in Victor’s mouth as he reaches his final pose. It was then, however, Yuuri feels like his body is shattering down into pieces. He grits his teeth hard and smiles back. He is surprised, again, by just how much he loves Victor.

He waves to the audience all the same as usual and glides back to his coach, who has to prepare himself right away and cannot stay with him much longer. He is rather thankful. As their eyes meet, he smiles once more. He does so as brightly as possible before Victor could say anything and he burns away his last strength to drag himself towards the bench. Pichit is there in an instant, already sensing something and gasps when Yuuri’s knees go out in his arms.

Pichit,” he squeezes out the words before his best friend could shout out for help, “wait. Please, until Victor is done.”

He hates to, but he does. He holds Yuuri tightly by his side and stays on the bench, way longer than necessary, ignoring all the looks and all the questions. There’s still a soft smile hanging on his pale lips. Victor’s music starts ringing across the ice.

Few minutes later, thunderous applause once again falls onto the ice. People begin to cheer, but some of them suddenly gasp. Few people are already shouting, Yuuri long unconscious in his friend’s arms. It was then when he sees the Russian skater’s face. Pichit suddenly wants to burst out crying.  

No cons nearby, yet I still managed to spot the elusive Wild Human Sans at a local Subway near my house. How do I know this is human Sans?

1. He never took his hands out of his pockets while he ordered, even when he was pointing at things! (EDIT: He took them out when I took my pictures, apparently! Eee!)

2. He got chipotle sauce and Subway vinaigrette TOGETHER on his sub. I assume this is because they don’t have ketchup.

3. LOOK AT HIM!