Yesterday my crush had walnuts and offered me some. She also made some suggestive comments about them, "Man, I love nuts. Walnuts are my favorite, I love to suck on them." I started blushing and stuttering, just generally being more awkward and flushed than usual. She was confused and asked me why I was embarrassed. Today she went to me and said, "I remember you liked DEH, I looked it up and found 'The Walnut Fic,' while scrolling. I'm very sorry." I'm so embarrassed, but hey she likes DEH now??
NO WAY I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS YALL IM CRYING