i'm sorry i'm crying not blushing now

anonymous asked:

Yesterday my crush had walnuts and offered me some. She also made some suggestive comments about them, "Man, I love nuts. Walnuts are my favorite, I love to suck on them." I started blushing and stuttering, just generally being more awkward and flushed than usual. She was confused and asked me why I was embarrassed. Today she went to me and said, "I remember you liked DEH, I looked it up and found 'The Walnut Fic,' while scrolling. I'm very sorry." I'm so embarrassed, but hey she likes DEH now??

NO WAY I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS YALL IM CRYING

THE SIGNS EMBARRASED
  • Aries: ........I will kill all of you
  • Taurus: Whatever
  • Gemini: Shut up I'm not even blushing *is bright pink*
  • Cancer: Oh wow sorry I'm so dumb *about to cry*
  • Leo: Fuck dis fuck u
  • Virgo: *INTERNALLY SCREAMING*
  • Libra: HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO FUNNY GUYS
  • Scorpio: Don't touch me
  • Sagittarius: Oh well!!!
  • Capricorn: Gets a lump in their throat
  • Aquarius: Stares at a wall for the next ten minutes
  • Pisces: *is used to it by now*