pleaseee could you write drabble, Emma saying to Killian "I didn't know you could sing"
unrelated to the upcoming musical ep, but here ya go. sorry it’s rather messy. drabble became ficlet.
Emma has never really lived with a guy before. Well, she supposes that she and Neal did kind of live together in the Bug all those years ago, but this is different.
This is sharing a home.
And with that comes a few adjustments. Neither of them have ever owned very many possessions aside from their full wardrobes, but now they have this big house and it’s being slowly but surely filled with… things. Stuff. Books and trinkets on their shelves, an array of colorful toiletries and pretty things in their bathrooms, an admittedly overly stocked cabinet of alcohol, blankets and pillows meant not just for function but also for decoration.
She’s a bit disorganized and messy. Killian is kind of a neat freak after having run his own ship for so long.
Ok. So. To make some things clear. Please reblog this if:
-You ship Sidon x Link but
-You don’t hate Zelda’s character in botw.
I’m aware that some Sidlink shippers are hating on her character and it makes me really sad. (And some people are assuming we’re all the asshole shippers.) Yes, some people judge her on inital appearances, but I feel so bad for Zelda knowing her background. She’s just as stressed and anxious as Link for similar reasons. And I really sorry for all the Zelink shippers who see hate. I enjoy how complicated and flawed Zelda is in botw.
Please everyone, let’s be mature and not have a ship war please.
what's wrong with the split attraction model? i've found it sort of useful for defining my orientation (panromantic gray-asexual), but maybe i'm not thinking about it critically enough. i'm not trying to be hostile or confrontational, btw (hopefully i was already getting yhat across but i am very bad at judging tone in both online and irl conversation)
okay so i typed out this whole long, introspective response and accidentally refreshed the page and i lost everything i wanted to say. so i’m super annoyed at myself right now - of course not at you anon, you don’t sound confrontational at all and i really wanted to answer this question properly and i’m sorry you have to settle for this mess of a response because i’m so irritated with myself. so here’s an much more poorly written version of what i wanted to say about the split attraction model:
born out of a misunderstanding of sexuality; the myth that the -sexual suffix in bisexual, heterosexual, etc. refers to sexual attraction and/or the act of sex when it refers to the gender(s) that one is attracted to.
along with this, sexualizes lgbp identities by insisting that our sexualities are inherently sexual because of the -sexual suffix.
encourages people to identify as things like “bihet” and “heteroromantic lesbian”, and to use h*m*sexual/h*m*romantic freely without realizing that these terms have been used to medicalized and pathologize (is that a word?) gay people’s attraction.
through dicing up attraction, encourages internalized homophobia/biphobia (e.g. someone who calls themselves “heterosexual h*m*romantic” might really be bisexual); the split attraction model gives people the tools to construct an orientation around internalized homophobia/biphobia rather than confront it (x).
encourages people who are not lgbt to freely call themselves q*eer just because they believe they are not “normal” when they label themselves as lithsexual, placiosexual, or something along those lines.
seeks to contain attraction when in reality attraction is incredibly complex and it is oftentimes not helpful to try to categorize each and every aspect of it; fails to recognize attraction is different for everyone and attempting to micromanage sexuality (and gender) is incredibly counterproductive and confusing for young lgbt people.
seeks to categorize what is the “normal” amount of sexual/romantic attraction when there really is no way for that to be quantified.
similarly, implants a false allo-ace dichotomy that is in no way indicative of oppression in society.
allows cis straight people to not only deny their cishet privilege, but encourages them to call themselves q*eer due to the conjured idea that not feeling a specific type of attraction makes one oppressed.
similarly, leads people to believe that the general public not having knowledge about their very precise “sexuality” is oppression.
that is all i can think to say about this issue at the moment. i know this is actually really incoherent and i’m sorry about that. i hope this isn’t too obnoxious or difficult to read, and if it is you can always send me another message and i will try to do better (because i’m still metaphorically punching myself in the face).
<b>Thinking to Self:</b> "I wonder what life would be like if I didn't spend every moment obsessing over my otp?"<p/><b>Sassy Brain:</b> "Probably a productive one. Or at least a life where you put on pants! Please put on pants!"<p/></p>
Hey Gray! I love your blog :D I was wondering if you could do this request: RFA+Minor trio reacting to MC's and their own child being bullied in front of them (like maybe the bullies didn't see them RIGHT THERE) for being chubby but the daughter/son is like really chill and hits them with a 'I'm used to it it's ok' thank you :DD I'll request more now!! Good luck with your blog and excuse my english lolol
Hey now, you’re an all star I’m so sorry nobody is allowed to apologize for their English on this blog. You’re really good with it, so don’t worry at all! English is a bitch to learn, and if anyone judges you I will f i g h t. Also, no matter how many other blogs I’ve seen in the past, I still don’t know who makes up the minor trio. I’ve seen it mentioned a lot, and I always assumed it’s Jaehee, V, and Saeran. If it’s someone else, I’ll gladly write for them, too! (Dialogue of fat-shaming in Jaehee’s. Just a heads up!)
He had to pick up your kid from school one day because he got off from work early
Yoosung drove there just a little too early when he saw your child getting harassed by three other kids
Instead of just driving up, he parked that damn car and walked up
Just far enough so they thought he was a highschooler even if hes older hes still small you can fight me on this
Once he was in earshot, his only thought was how dare they
The things they were saying were downright disgusting to him
Yoosung walked right up and tapped one of them on the shoulder
“Hey there buddy boy, I’m going to ask, no, tell you to kindly leave and never speak to my child again”
Your kid just kinda bip bopped along with him after he turned to leave after the kids had given half-hearted apologies
“Hey, Dad?” “What? Do you want ice cream? We can go. If you want to talk, we can do that, too” “I just wanted to say that you didn’t need to do that. What they said is pretty normal for me”
oh hell no
Yoosung just nodded slightly “But it doesn’t have to be” “It’s just like that, but can we still get ice cream?” “Yep! Just don’t tell, MC!” “Will you promise not to tell them about my school either? I don’t want them worried, since you seem to be”
So they went out to a small shop that wasn’t too far away from your home and talked about animals
Then once they got home, you could see him looking concerned at your child when the put their bag from school up
He went to his office and typed out an email
Turns out, he got the three kids suspended
PTA Dad Yoosung won’t stand for that shit
Didn’t tell MC because he promised
You can’t tell me he’s not a PTA dad either
Sure, practice sometimes doesn’t allow him to go to every meeting
But you know he’s ready to fight Nancy at the bake sale because what were those brownies, Jesus, Nancy
aNYWAYS, you both had to go to one of those lame ass schools fairs
you couldn’t say no to your kid because those puppy eyes reminded you of Zen’s
You were waiting in line for food while Zen was buying tickets for things and you let your child go off with their friends
Then the yelling started dAMMIT, ZEN
“How dare you talk to my child like that?” “Well, um, sir-” “No, I’m not hearing it from you, young man” “I want to say-” “Not you either, young lady!”
Zen walked back with your kid in tow and he was fuming
“MC! Can we leave? There’s much better food at the restaurant we passed” “Only if you tell me what happened, because it looks like our daughter is perfectly fine” “No, she is nOT. They were making fun of her weight! How dare they insult our princess” “Zen, You sound like a script right now, calm down”
Your child just mumbled, “Well, that’s what happened during school anyways”
Turning around so quickly that you got bitch-slapped by his hair, he looked at your kid
He was n o t having this shit
“Who cares if you’ve got squish? There’s just more to love! Those kids are douchebags” “Zen-” “As long as you’re comfortable with you, there’s no issue. If you feel bad because of that snotbag, I will find out who his mom is and raise hell” “Zen-” “That one girl looked like her mom runs a drug cartel. I should know, too, because her mom is probably Bethany” “Hyun!”
He turned back towards you flashing a slightly awkward smile
“MC, that boy was a beast”
“Not this again” Well, damn, if your kid is sick of it, he probably should be, too
You ended up leaving after your kid was done with his shit wanted to leave
He may or may not have raised a little hell on the board
Gave a two minute monologue on bullying at the monthly meeting
Jaehee: (Good end and after end spoilers)
Your son liked to hang around the café after school was done with a few friends
He came in one day with several people, a few being ones you recognized
You were taking orders and Jaehee was wiping down tables along with picking up dishes
cue dramatic plate falling when she overheard their conversation
“Maybe your clothes wouldn’t be so big if your parents didn’t bake so much for you” “He’s right. All those pastries can’t be that great. Especially with how little you do in PE” “Maybe stop eating all of your lun-”
“Excuse me, but who are you, ma’am?” “Just a friend of this kid” “Get out of this café” “Who are you? Where’s the manager?”
“Mom, it’s fi-” “I’m Mrs. Kang, the owner of this establishment, and the disgusting comments you are making are towards my son. Leave”
The girl turned bright red and moved to gather her things
Jaehee’s badass arm stopped her from properly getting up
“I thought it was heavily implied that you were to apologize”
She was downright glaring at this kid
You paused when nobody else was at the counter and turned your attention to what was going down
This look wasn’t even reserved for customers who threw orders at her
Once the girl left after having to repeat her apology several times, all the others followed, trying not to maintain eye contact with Jaehee
She slid in the booth across from your son and had a lengthy discussion about what was wrong for people to say
Jaehee had had enough in her life getting treated awfully, so your kid wasn’t allowed to have any of that
That night, you had to talk her out of fighting that kid
“Jaehee, that’s assault” “MC, it’s justice”
He was dicking around with the security system at your kid’s school
It’s not stalking if its not obsessive
The system’s visual aspect may not be strong, but the audio was pretty okay
Seven just wanted to hear what your child was doing after the bell had rung (I had to look up if it was rung or rang just now)
As soon as he heard what a person was saying that was most definitely not your child, he was ready to f i g h t
Your kid came back from school that day and went to greet him
He may or may not have turned around in an office chair dramactically
“So who’s Jun Ho? He sounds like a real biiiii-I mean, jerkwad” “How do you know who he is? He’s in one of my classes.” “Some teacher emailed me saying he was being rude to you. Making remarks on your appearance or something” “Oh, yeah, he does that a lot. It stopped bugging me awhile ago”
Red Alert: How About No?
“He shouldn’t be saying things like that in the first place. Why do you even talk to him?” “Jun Ho gives me food” “As much as I love food, you should never be degraded to get it” “But it’s soda, and I can’t take that to school” “You won’t get in trouble if no one finds out. That’s besides the point. Can you please drop that douuu-um, that trashcan? You don’t deserve to be told anything that’s negative about yourself that isn’t constructive”
Your kid just tried to assure him that It’s Fine, Dad but it most definitely Was Not
So then he went into every social media account he could find of Jun Ho’s and left some lovely messages and photos for the kid to find later
you know this motherfucker sent your kid to a private school
He didn’t realize that not every person would be magically nice to eachother
Just let him believe
Jumin was content with that for awhile until The Incident
Your son was walking back into your home as he was video chatting people at a party
For some reason, their conversation dropped off to what sports people were playing and some dumbass in the background made a rude remark to your kid
Jumin walked over and took the phone from your son’s hand and got the attention of the teenagers
holy shit, that was the dude that their parents made those important business deals with
that suit is probably worth more than all my organs
damn, he looks like he’s about ready to fail all of us in a class
“Please refrain from ever contacting this phone ever again. Your words are unappreciated by myself”
Your son was desperately trying to mute him repeating that it was all okay
Jumin was still drilling these kids
“Furthermore, it is not any of your business to inquire about an individual’s health whatsoever. I will have you make good note that everything in this household is meticulously organized, so no, you’re not ‘concerned for his health’ or any other excuse that is as incompetent as yourselves. Have a good evening”
Sassy Jumin snapping that hang up button
Then he held out the phone to your son that took it nervously
“You’re never to speak to them again” “Dad, I-” “No, it is absolutely not fine. You will not be told that just because you’re not of the bare minimum weight, that you are any less of a human being. You are to be respected. If you are to speak to any of your classmates, please inform them that all business deals with their families will end soon.”
He most definitely called all of their parents that evening to tell them of these changes
Blocked every number he could
Also made sure that any future advertisements that were made by any department were to be inclusive of plus-size models
There was a new museum and he was invited to attend it’s opening with his family
No way this Cotton Candy Man could say no when your daughter got excited at the mention of an artist she loved that was to have an exhibit showcased
Everyone had gotten dressed up for the occasion, including V in a snazzy I’m so sorry that I use that word suit, yourself in comfortable formal wear, and your daughter wearing a tighter blouse with a skirt
What she wore didn’t bug you or Jihyun, whatever made her the most loving to herself was fine by you
The three of you had walked in and were walking around to greet other guests and enjoy hors d'oeuvres
Your daughter walked off to admire the paintings until who you recognized as one of her fellow students walked up to her
There was no use in eavesdropping so you continued to walk as V walked into the room of the pieces
He honestly didn’t notice them until he could hear your child’s voice
Then he noticed what the other party was saying
Calm Dad walked over to them and apologized for his interruption in the conversation to tell off the student for what they were saying about your daughter’s outfit
“Hey, Dad, Mi Na wasn’t bothering me” “Then she was bothering me. Mi Na, please refrain from speaking negatively about my daughter’s appearance in the future. I assure you that whatever clothing she wishes to wear will not effect you”
You looked over to see the “Bitch, you ain’t shit” smile on his face and got interested to see what was going on
He explained to you the situation then spoke to your daughter again with a short lecture on Why She Was Perfect and Why People Suck
Got the girl kicked out from the museum afterwards
To make it up, even though “It was fINE, DAD,” V was able to get artwork from the artist your daughter was so excited to see
this one’s going to do with an ice cream parlor I’m sorry
He agreed to go on a family outing as long as the crowds weren’t too big
Hey, if you made it this far, don’t mess it up
To his favorite ice cream parlor first!
None of you cared if it was eleven am
It was always time for ice cream
While you three were waiting in line, your child noticed that the person scooping was the dickbag of an upperclassman that had been harassing them for a couple of weeks
Saeran noticed how they acted and offered to get a table with them so that it would fit into conversation easily
They nodded and went with them so that he could ask what happened
Your kid told him that the boy at the counter was giving him shit for his weight and that “It’s perfectly fine”
Then Saeran was p i s s e d
He assured them that they were perfectly fine as long as they liked themselves
Saeran then offered for them to go back in the line where you were ordering your food
Your child was slightly anxious as to what he’d do to the worker
He glared at that upperclassman so strongly that you thought he had killed Saeran’s joy in life
Considering how much Saeran loved his new family, he pretty much did, so the kid deserved to be scared for half a minute
He then smiled at you when you handed a cone to him and you sat down with the three of you eating happily
Saeran noticed the glances he was getting but didn’t mind them
He glared at the kid again for good measure when he held open the door
I’m sorry that this took me so long! Also, no offense if your name is Nancy or Bethany. They’re just my go to PTA Mom names. I’m going to try to get at least two requests up each day. I hope that this was to your satisfaction, but I’ll happily fix anything if you see fit. Much love to you all!
coco oil disaster reporting: I'm okay! thank you all for the care! my hair is still kinda funny from all washing but it looks okay now. I'd ask for RFA+3 react @ MC messing up her hair (dyeing/haircut), maybe put this in your queue? thank you loves!
I’m actually really glad to hear that your hair is doing better and tbh I was talking to myself (don’t judge) about my hair and started to wonder about yours the other day (wow that’s probably creepy im sorry) so I’m glad I finally got to your request ^^;; ~Admin 404
-He’s probably the one who helps you mess up your hair?
-MC! He dyes his hair! He can totally help you dye yours!
-HE WAS WRONG. HE WAS SO WRONG.
-THE COLOUR WAS NOTHING LIKE ON THE BOX. NOT AT ALL.
-Cries with you when you see the results
-”I DON’T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG, MC! I’M SO SORRY!”
-He finds a beauty club on campus and joins, hoping it’ll help him figure out how to fix your hair
-You won’t let him near your hair anymore, at all. He has to pat your back when he’s consoling you for weeks afterwards because you’re very serious about not letting him touch
-Begs to go with you to the beauty parlor to watch them fix it though!
-Literally praises your hair 27 times a day once it’s actually the colour you wanted, because you look so good!!! He tries to tell you that you were beautiful before but the glare you give him makes him hold his tongue
-You considered messing with his hair the next time he did it
-But realized that would be tERRIBLE and you weren’t sure you could deal with the poor baby’s crying poor bby ;A;
-You were just… simply getting ready for a night out with your boyfriend
-You couldn’t just go out in some comfortable clothes, nnooo
-You decided you had to dress up- jewelry, makeup, hair, the works
-JUST WANTED TO BE MORE DAZZLING THAN USUAL
-So when you attempted to curl a piece of your hair and attempt to simultaneously talk to Zen, you thought ‘Hey, it’s easy, I can do this’
-You were wrong
-Did you know you could set the curling iron too high? No, of course you didn’t, because you didn’t read the instructions
-’Oh no,’ you thought, ‘I know how to curl my hair. I don’t need this. What’s it gonna say? Step one: curl your fucking hair?’
-YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THE DAMN INSTRUCTIONS
-Because that curl? Completely burnt off
-You now have a missing chunk of hair and the house smells like burning hair and no amount of candles can cover it
-Trust me, Zen tried. After over-reacting and practically dropping to the floor, mourning the lost chunk of hair
-Who’s more upset, you or Zen?
-You’re crying, he’s crying, everyone is crying up in this house
-He tries his best to try and help you hide it
-Luckily for you, it’s in a spot that it can be easily blended in until you decide what to do to fix it
-So he helps to style your hair in a different way until then!
-Always coming home with adorable hair accessories to mix up your hairstyle!
-And when you’re upset, he’s always there for hours at a time telling you how amazing and beautiful he thinks you are, and refuses to stop his speech until he knows you’ve forgotten all about your hair disaster (at least for the moment)
- seriously has to buy like 20 more candles to help the burnt smell in the house
-You just wanted to do a nice, relaxing, hair mask while you took a hot bath
-Did you buy a premade one at the store? No no of course not
-Your Pintrest loving ass had to make a homemade one
-That dESTROYED YOUR HAIR
-YOU COULDN’T RINSE IT OUT??? IT WAS PRACTICALLY LIKE AN OIL SPILL??
-YOU EVEN WRAPPED YOUR HEAD IN PAPER TOWELS AND IT STILL DIDN’T COME OUT OF YOUR HAIR
-Hours upon hours you’ve spent washing your hair and you just. Couldn’t. Get. It. Out.
-So when Jaehee came home and heard the water running she was obviously concerned because??? You texted her like a million hours ago that you were going to take a bath
-Did something happen to you??? Were you hurt??? OR WORSE???
-*Judo kicks down the door*
-Sees you just sitting in the bathtub, running water over your head, quietly sobbing
-*Mother Jaehee instincts kicking in*
-You explain what happened and she just laughs at you??? Like stOP LAUGHING MY HAIR’S A MESS
-She spends the rest of the night helping you strip your hair of the terrible mask you attempted, doesn’t stop until she knows your hair is gonna be okay
- that and she doesnt want that gross oil feeling all up on the pillows mc, keep it away from her at all costs
-”Why in the world did you attempt to cut your bangs yourself?? I have a hairdresser. Why didn’t you just make an appointment”
-You sat in the middle of the bathroom floor in defeat, a large chunk missing from your bangs, where you’ve been sitting for hours, crying on and off
-He stares at your hair for a good while, without saying a word. He’s trying to assess the damage, not judging you, stop crying MC
- mc, he has money, JuJu can fix this for you
-Bang extensions? Bang extensions.
-At least until your actual bangs grow out and you can style them
-He always tells you how beautiful you look, no matter what
-If he could, he’d fix it himself, but he knows that he’d just make it worse so he let the professionals handle it
-But he is a little…mothering? Always hovering and running around both you and the hairdresser
-Loves showering you with compliments no matter what your hair looks like, but he hides all the scissors from you. No joke. You can’t do any crafts without someone having to get you scissors. They check up on you every now and then. juST LET ME CRAFT, JUMIN, PLEASE
-You once threatened to cut Elly’s fur if he didn’t stop hiding the scissors
-But all that did was make sure that you only got safety scissors and a designated scissor handler daMMIT JUMIN
-You wanted to go for just a little trim of your split ends!
-The love of your life just wanted to scare you a little bit without realizing you were a little busy!
-Cue the fact that you now have a chunk of hair missing. What was once flowing, long hair is now as short as Jaehee’s. Only in one spot. Just one.
-HE FELT SO BAD????
-He told you he loved it, you can just be unique with one spot shorter than the rest!
-”It’s a fashion statement, MC! It’s fabulous!”
- im gonna shove this fucking “fabulous” pair of scissors up your aSS SAEYOUNG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
-Runs away from you and your fury, scissors in hand.
-He comes back later, plopping one of his wigs on top of your head, kissing your cheek in apology
-Promises to get you an appointment with one of the best hairdressers! He’s gonna get this fixed!
- news flash, the hairdresser is him in disguise. He actually did a fantastic job at fixing your hair
-He’s so cute though! After he gives you an adorable (and flattering) new hairstyle, he can’t stop taking pictures of you??
-The group chat is spammed with candids of you and everyone else thinks it’s absolutely adorable! They all love your haircut too <3
-Okay but he’s the one who fucked up your hair
-How was he supposed to know just how much coconut oil was supposed to go in your hair? He’s never done it
-’The more oil, the more it’ll smell like coconut, right?’ is what he thought to himself
-Smh this asshole was just thinking of himself- he wanted to spoon you and just lose himself in a sweet coconut scent
-”Here, you said you wanted to try a hair mask thing, right? I researched and found that coconut oil helps… I got you some! Let’s go shower”
-Like hell yeah I’ll go shower with you Jihyun, who would turn that down??
-But now you regret it. You regret it and you wanna pour the rest of the bottle over his head
-Obviously he’s apologizing like crazy
-Sounds like he’s on the verge of tears and you can see the guilt splattered across his face
-YOU CAN’T STAY MAD AT THE POOR GUY. HE JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU
-He’s calling everyone he knows, looking all over the internet, anything he can do to help your hair
-Even calling some famous hairdressers he’s met overseas
-*Lays napkin on your head* “Sit with this on MC, maybe it’ll soak some of it up”
-Like clockwork, he’s changing the napkins on your head
-Well he got what he wanted- your hair smells like coconut. So does your whole bathroom. And house. And everywhere you go. He can pick you out of a crowd by following the coconut smell
-Also does his own hair
-Refused to help you dye your own because??? He’s not taking responsibility if something goes wrong
-He should have knocked on wood because…. You fucked up. Real bad.
-YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU HAD TO GRADUALLY LIGHTEN YOUR HAIR??? YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD JUST BLEACH IT OVER A FEW DAYS AND GET COOL COLOURED HAIR???
-You MCFucked up(™)
-He walked into the room as you stared in disbelief that your hair was dry, coarse, and just all around dead
-What did he do? Stared blankly, finger-gunned, and walked out of the room. whAT THE FUCK SAERAN GET BACK HERE AND CONSOLE ME
-He sat in the bathroom while you dyed it *insert whatever colour you want here* hoping maybe the dye would bring it a little life?
-It Did Not.
-He bought you a few different hair masks and damage repair shampoos hoping it would help, and help stop your crying
-You made him promise to help you with your hair the next time you decide to do it. He agreed because jesus christ MC why would you do this to yourself okay but??? This whole part vof the hc is literally what i did when i first bleached my hair ;A;
-Seriously though, he helped no matter what you wanted to do from then on. You wanted to retouch the colour? He’s helping. You wanna change the colour? Also helping. You want it to go back to a normal colour? HelPING.
-Literally always on the internet looking at different articles on how to help repair hair damage, how to keep it healthy, different products you could use, he is not gonna let you do that again because??? He loves your hair and actually felt terrible when you cried about it
Okay, so this is my first writing thing for my blog and I hope this is okay. Thank you for taking some time to read this trash and please if you have any, GIVE ME ADVICE ON WHAT I COULD IMPROVE ON OR DO BETTER!! My ask box is free for anyone to send something in or anything. THANK YOU RANDOM PERSON READING THIS!! I LOVE YOU AND HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD DAY
- He would try sooo many pickup lines
- Mostly cheesy and bad ones
- But he knew they would make you smile
- He would stare at you a lot because he was entranced by your beauty
- The Marauders would keep teasing him about it and calling it his “little problem”
- “Having your little problem again, Sirius?”
- “What?! No! Do you think her hair is as soft as it looks?”
- “Sureee, you were totally not checking Y/N out…”
- Him trying to set an elaborate plan to ask you to be his girlfriend
- Which involves fireworks, flowers, candles, the quidditch field, and even a promise ring
- Which of course, you say yes to being his girlfriend
- Like he would want to cuddle alll the time just so he could hold you in his arms
- He would be the jealous type
- Seeing a guy talk to you and he would grow really possessive
- Going right up to you and kissing you in front of the guy you’re talking to
- And then give you that smoldering look of his that makes you weak in the knees and melt and he knows it
- When sharing a blanket he would be such a blanket hog
- “Babe, give me the blanket.”
- “No, I’m cold and you keep taking it from me!”
- “I know what could warm you right up…” he wiggles eyebrows
- You face palm and then hit him lightly
- KARAOKE NIGHT!!
- Sirius would love it so much because he’s such a great singer
- And he sings you a love song every time
- But seriously(no pun intended) serenading to you for everything and making the other girls jealous of you
- Okay, so maybe the pun was intended
- Don’t judge me
- He would be the boyfriend that always steals your food from your plate
- “Love, give me back my food. There is literally a feast before you.”
- “Don’t wanna. It tastes better from your plate.”
- You would face palm
- “Sirius, honey there really is no difference.”
- He would stick his tongue out
- His KISSES THOUGH
- Soft kisses to your forehead when cuddling
- Passionate ones
- Wild ones
- All over you
- Which both of you love
- But sooo many hickeys
- So you would need high necked shirts or makeup to cover it up
- But he does the hickeys on purpose because he likes to know that you’re his and he wants to show any guy who dare tries to flirt with you
- Just any guy in general
- Which causes some problems
- “Sirius, my potions partner won’t talk to me.”
- “Well he shouldn’t have touched your arm.”
- “It was on accident, and he’s gay for goodness sakes!”
- “You don’t know, he could’ve taken you away from me!”
- “Love, I’m never going to leave you.”
- “Yes, now stop being such a big whiny baby.”
- “But I’m your whiny baby.”
- “Yes you are. Now please shut up so I can get this report done for Slughorn.”
- Being really close to the other Marauders
- Helping James with asking out Lily
- Making wolfsbane potion for Remus
- Because you’re just that awesome and smart
- Helping Peter get over some of his insecurities
- Sirius can’t cook worth a shit for you
- But he can bake(with the store brought mixes of course and him being fascinated by a supermarket when you first take him to one to buy some stuff)
- “Y/N! You can buy anything here!”
- You giggle at his boyish character
- “Sirius! Come back here! You’re supposed to pay for these at the cash register before leaving.”
- “But I thought they were some kind of weird magic that was going to poison the things we bought.”
- And of course, you face palm
- Leaving you cookies and treats with smiley faces on them because he loves you that much
- Him getting you a helmet for you so you can ride with him on his motorcycle
- Him still continuing to stare at you in class
- You notice and blow him a kiss
- Which he grabs and puts inside his robe and then winks at you
- Ugh adorable and yes I’ve always wanted to happen to me in real life
- Don’t ask me why, I’m weird
- Anyways back to you and Sirius
- Being there for him when his family disowns him
- He stays at your house because why not
- Your dad would look at Sirius and size him up because he doesn’t trust Sirius around you
- But then he sees how happy you are with Sirius and welcomes him to the family
- Your mom would love Sirius from the very beginning
- Your mom literally being Sirius’s second mom
- But you know, without the hate and stuff
- Cause ain’t nobody got time for that ish
- Late night talks with Sirius about anything and everything
- Learning all about his childhood
- Crying because you can’t believe that Sirius had to deal with everything with his family all alone
- “Shhh. It’s alright love. I finally have you in my life and James and those other stupid bloody arses.”
- Laughing and sobbing at the same time because only Sirius could be like this when talking about such a serious topic
- Him being such a cinnamon roll to you
- And you tell him that but he doesn’t get what it means
- So he just decides to bring you cinnamon rolls every morning
- Which you love, so you don’t tell him what it means
- Because yas and why not, it’s cute
- Discovering his Animagus and being all cute about it
- Teasing him by calling him a little puppy
- “Y/N, I can’t believe you would dare insult your wonderful, loving, caring boyfriend who is NOT A STUPID LITTLE TINY USELESS PUPPY!”
- “But you’re just so adorable. I can’t help it!”
- “Well no more kisses and cuddles for you until you admit that I’m a fierce, strong, big scary dog.”
- “Fine. I’ll admit it.”
- “I knew not even you could give up my kisses.”
- “Who says I was doing it for me? It’s not like you could survive without my cuddles. Might as well spare you the torture.”
- Playing with his hair
- Putting it into the most ridiculous hairstyles you can think of and telling him it looks “hot” to girls
- “Why would I want other girls to like me when I already have the love of my life with me?”
- cue the awwwws
- You would feel soooo guilty and you would take the hairstyle out
- Because you are now literally a puddle on the floor from him
- “You love me?”
- “I’ve always loved you and will keep loving you for all of eternity. You are my soulmate and my missing piece.”
- You stand there speechless because OMG THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING. You only thought this happened in dreams
- He thinks your silence means that you didn’t want to hear that
- “Forget it. Let’s pretend like nothing happened. I’m sorry.”
- You start tearing up and quietly say, “Don’t go. I love you too.”
- His face splits into that smile you love and he grabs you and kisses you senseless
- He would gently wipe away your tears and kiss your face where each one of the tears were
- And then wrap you up in his arms and carries you to his bed…
- So y'all can cuddle and be with each other for the rest of the afternoon and then you falling asleep in his arms at night
Stop being inappropriate y'all. I know you all were thinking about sex when he carries you to the bed. Your dirty minds always gotta ruin everything. 😂😂Jk I can’t judge because I was thinking about it too. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING THIS TRASH THAT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO READ
P. S. Yes I know my URL sucks. I wasn’t thinking I would actually be posting stuff on here people wanted to see. And yes I know I literally elaborated on everything. Sorry! I had to. Come to my ask box peoples and tell me your thoughts on this
Hey so I have a question about polamory. I promise im not trying to be offensive. I'm trying to overcome my misconceptions. How is polyamory not about your primary partner being enough? If you're both on board, I wouldnt judge, but if my bf ever asked to open the relationship I would be deeply hurt because to me that means that we are broken. How is it different with poly? I'm sorry for being so ignorant I just really cant wrap my head around it. Thank you for taking time to read and answer.
Hiya! That’s okay, you’re not being offensive. My answer is going to be kind of complex, but I’m glad you asked. I am delighted when people want to learn!
First of all - your question does have a couple of pretty big assumptions in it. First, the idea that everyone who is polyamorous has a primary partner. A lot of poly people practice non-hierarchical polyamory, which means they don’t name a given partner as “primary” and don’t prioritize one person above the other at all times. Second, not every poly person starts from a vantage point of opening up a monogamous relationship. For example, I was single when I decided I was polyamorous. So the question of “is this about my primary partner not being enough?” wouldn’t have even been a question that made sense to ask, in my situation, because I didn’t have a partner at all (let alone a primary partner) when I started dating as a poly person.
But I’ll also go on to try to answer your question from the perspective of people who are coupled. I’m in two relationships now, one of 1+ year and one of 4+ years. When I’ve been seeking new relationships, the idea of my existing partner(s) not being “enough” isn’t even a way that I thought about things. The way I see things is rather that each person operates as an individual who can bring joy and fulfillment to the lives of others. Rather than starting with a space in my life that can be filled with love – and seeking people to fill it until it reaches, say, 100% – I see myself as already being at 100% (I am complete all on my own), and every person I connect with is also at 100% and thus we just add to each other’s lives when we join up.
That being said, people do absolutely meet (or not meet) each other’s needs in relationships. A lot of poly people believe that it isn’t even possible for just one person to meet all of another person’s needs. From that perspective, you could say that one person isn’t “enough.” And some poly people even do frame things that way, but when they do, that isn’t inherently a negative – they use it as a way to view polyamory as something that enriches everyone’s lives, rather than a reflection on someone’s shortcomings. I think the idea that I can’t fulfill 100% of someone’s needs is a shortcoming only if I believe that it is (a) even possible to do, and (b) a responsibility that I have in a relationship that my value depends on. I don’t believe it’s my responsibility to fulfill all of someone’s needs; instead, I try frame things for myself (and to my partners) in terms of what I can offer, and if what I’m offering can meet enough of the needs they have that our relationship is worth their while, then we’re a good match!
So, when you say “if my bf ever asked to open the relationship I would be deeply hurt because to me that means that we are broken,” you are operating from the perspective of assuming that it’s possible for one person to meet all of another person’s needs; similarly important to note, you’re also operating from a perspective of assuming that “meeting unmet needs” is the only reason someone would seek out more partners. I can feel like all of my basic needs are met and still want new partners, because people are awesome, and I like having the freedom to explore what kind of relationship I’m going to have with someone without having constraints put on it by others. And that’s the main reason I’m poly.
The way I see it, your perspective on what makes a relationship broken or not-broken isn’t wrong, just like mine also isn’t. We just have different metrics on which we judge functionality & success of relationships.
I dunno if that helped clear anything up or not, haha. Please feel free to write again if you have more questions or want to clarify anything! Thanks again for writing!
Key wasn’t sure how his and Minho’s relationship was going to change, now that they’d put a label on what they were, but he certainly hadn’t expected this.
The two of them were still as flirty and communicative as they had been before Minho’s confession and subsequent declaration that they were together, and that felt pretty wonderful. Key had never been more comfortable relationship before, but that was probably because he’d never been with someone who was so well suited for him.