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anonymous asked:

SF/US Papyrus with someone who he likes (and they like him back) but both are completely clueless and say they're "just friends/best friends"

Swapfell Papyrus

“Come on Paps! Just go already! We don’t have all day!” Alphys harshly barks while nursing a bottle of vodka.

“This is a little embarrassing, don’t you think? We should play a different game,” Rus suggests, apprehensive about the objective of the game.

“Don’t be such a wimp! I had to kiss your brother, I’m not letting that go to waste!” The dinosaur snarls.

“Ehehe I got the whole thing on camera though….for future reasons” Undyne, the mad scientists drools lewdly.

“You’re so gross I love it!” Alphys leans in and kisses her girlfriend. 

 Rus continues to hesitate and Black rolls his eyes, “UGH JUST GET ON WITH IT ALREADY! I COMMAND YOU TO SPIN THE BOTTLE

Rus sighs and with a flick of his wrist, spins the glass bottle, landing on Undyne. Alphys bursts out laughing while the fish monster smiles widely, her blue scales turning into a deep shade of red. 

“I always wanted to smooch a skeleton,” Undyne winks awkwardly. 

The tall skeleton’s gaze flickers to you for a moment and you give him an amused smile and a thumbs up. Who the heck suggested this game anyway? He’d rather not kiss anyone here except you, but he hides his discomfort and plays along. 

“Pucker up, bone boy,” before Rus could react, Undyne grabs his shoulders and presses her moist lips on his teeth, her lipstick staining the bones. 

After three seconds, Rus pushes her away while everyone erupts into roaring laughter. The skeleton wipes his mouth with his sleeve, only smearing the lipstick, which only makes everyone laugh harder. Face flushed orange, Rus hurries to the kitchen to wash off the make up. 

“AWH PAPS, DON’T BE SO KOI!” Black teases, poking at his brother’s ribs. 

“M’lord, please don’t,” 

“MY TURN MY TURN!” you exclaim, giving Rus a subtle, “I got your back” wink.

Rus smiles. He could always count on his best friend. You spin the bottle and a bubble of unease rises in the skeleton’s chest as the bottle taunts him. He doesn’t know what he would do when it lands on someone else, he just knows it will hurt, even if it’s just a friendly game. The bottle spins and spins, and it finally lands on…him. You blush furiously, unable to meet his eyes, while everyone cheers in excitement. 

“Hah..well I guess if I had to kiss anyone here, you would be the best choice,” you laugh, trying to play it cool. 

Rus doesn’t know how to respond, so he stays frozen in place. Realizing that you have to make the first move, you calm your frazzled nerves and just go for it. Leaning in close to him, you press your lips against his mouth and his hands cups your soft cheeks, everything melting away. It’s just you and him pressed close against each other, in a flurry of pink emotions. You taste like chocolates, he notices, his heart pounding faster than ever before as your name rings in his head over and over. You never knew how much you needed this, how much you needed his warmth spreading to your skin, or how much it feels so good to be in his arms, like everything will be okay as long as you have him. 

“AHEM,” Blackberry coughs, grabbing both of your attentions, “THAT WAS WAY LONGER THAN 3 SECONDS”

“About damn time too,” Alphys murmurs. 

“Eek! I didn’t get it on video! Now how am I going to remember the moment my ship became canon!” Undyne cries, “Can you guys do it again?!”

You and Rus look at each other,  your blushes rising, until you both fall into simultaneous laughter. You two have a lot to talk about later. 

Underswap Papyrus 

You and Stretch enter the fancy restaurant, hand in hand, wearing the nicest clothes you have. The hostess greets you with a warm and friendly smile. 

“Will you two be participating in the couples dinner event?” she asks. 

Stretch nods and smiles, just like he rehearsed, “Yes, my betrothed and I hear that the restaurant is giving an all you can eat special to couples?” 

“Why yes! It’s part of our Valentine’s Day special. You are getting married? Ohh may I see the ring?!” the hostess excitedly examines your finger.

You smirk at the skeleton, fully prepared for this situation. Holding out your ring finger, the hostess’s eye go wide, nearly envious. 

“O-OH MY! This is beautiful! Is this a 2 karat diamond?!”

“It’s actually three. I had to pick the best for my love dove,” Stretch presses his teeth against your head, making your heart flutter. 

“Aren’t you two just the cutest,” the hostess squeals, “Right this way please” 

She seats you in the back of the restaurant, nice and secluded, offering full privacy with a dim lit candle and a single rose in a vase. The hostess hands you your menus and your eyes pop out at the prices. You don’t even know what half this stuff is! 

“Enjoy your dinner,” the hostess bows and leaves.  

You nervously glance at your friend, “H-Hey…can we afford all this?” 

Stretch just nonchalantly leans back in his chair and pulls out a bottle of honey from under his coat, “Don’t worry, love dove. As long as we keep pretending that we’re engaged, they’ll give us a wicked discount.” 

“Was the love dove part really necessary?” 

“It made it more convincing,” the skeleton winks, “Not that it would’ve mattered anyway. Your performance was outstanding.” 

“Oh stop. You did all the talking,” you flush, your cheeks heating up from his compliment. 

“Nah. You handled it perfectly with charm and grace. I couldn’t ask for a better partner,” Stretch smiles widely, his warmth radiating off him like the sun. 

Your heart beats loudly like a drum and you swallow the lump in your throat, “A-Are you flirting with me?”

Stretch blinks in surprise, a light blush creeping up his cheeks, but his smirk remains the same, “I have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.”

You’re speechless, unable to bring yourself to speak. Is this another one of his jokes? Is he being serious? You’re not clueless enough to miss the signs…are you…? Depending on your response, you could completely ruin this friendship. 

Taking a few slow breaths, you calm yourself down and chuckle softly, an idea popping in your head, “Hey, wouldn’t it be funny to continue this charade, just a bit longer?”

“What do you mean?” Stretch tilts his head. 

“I mean, after this dinner, let’s just keep pretending that we’re dating. Can you imagine the look on our friends’ faces when they find out? We’ll keep it up until we’re ready to drop it,” your eyes twinkle with mischief. 

“Nyeh heh heh. How interesting. I’m game,” Stretch extends his hand out to you and you take it without hesitation.

You two don’t know it yet, but your “game” opened up a whole new chapter in your lives.  

Feeling like I’m a little out of practice drawing traditionally, what with all the painting and digital stuff I’ve been doing lately, so I did some really quick pen and marker busts of people’s Fatebinders with what art stuff I had on my person.

Done without an under-drawing (big mistake), and I got impatient and didn’t wait for the black ink to dry, so it’s a little bleedy. Sorry for mangling people’s fatebinders. ;_;

Clockwise, from top:

Kyriake (mine), Colette ( @those-strange-trees ), Inkar ( @professorwillynilly ), Delphina ( @kittymaverick ), Caithness ( @christinedabae ), and finally, Reyvanna ( @evilrevan )

Apologies for the truly awful lighting DX

hey, so long story short: my personal life is shitty as fuck right now, and i honestly haven’t been this low since december. with that being said, i’m going to take the weekend and this last week of march to…mull things over, i guess. there’s a lot going on, and i haven’t had enough time to process it all fully, let alone figure out how to ‘ fix ‘ things.

i know that i’ve had my bouts of lows in the past and that those have usually resulted in me becoming grossly inactive and coming back…but also not really at the same time…but i feel as though this time will be different. i really like it here, and i really like you guys, so i will come back, and i’ll make a genuine effort to make my returned presence here as constant as possible like i ( kinda ) have been these past few weeks…

…for now, however, i’m signing off. i’ll be on snapchat ( frickthepopo ) and discord ( Memecita#9085 ) if you wish to keep in touch, so hmu there. i’m so, so, so sorry that this is happening, but i’ll try to bounce back as soon as possible. thank you so much for understanding nonetheless, and i’ll catch y’all whenever. please take care of yourselves.♥

anonymous asked:

So I had a crazy idea about what was going on at the Oculus last year this morning. What if Mick taking Ray's place was a last minute failsafe in case the team ever got that close to it, which the Time Masters had embedded so deep in his subconscious that even Mick didn't know was there to ensure that they could order him to step aside and it wouldn't be blown up? And then Len, with his guilt over leaving Mick to their mercy before, ruined their plan by knocking Mick out and taking his place...

Sorry Anon, I’m sort of uncomfortable with headcanons that strip Mick of more agency than canon already has. I don’t see why that couldn’t be Mick’s choice and his alone. 

Ray shifted his paradigm in Russia and Mick never had the opportunity to really pay him back, especially not with the pirates betrayal etc. He also (even self-admittedly) cares about the team.

I can also see him, after the ordeal as Kronos, wanting to be the person to really stick it to the Time Masters and blow up the place where he was caused so much pain and trauma.

Either way, I felt it was a beautiful moment for Mick, even if Len took his place, and I can’t get behind giving that personal triumph over to the Time Masters?

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When technically you’re the chill friend but your best friend for whatever reason refuses to accept the happiness he deserves smh

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Fired! After years… years of hard work. And ass kissing. Oh God, I kissed so many different kinds of asses.

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My Twenty One Pilots themed cake for my fondant class final! In total I think I spent around 48 hours on all the details and yes, all the decorations are edible.

Hearing People & Sign Language

I just saw a post on my dash about how hearing people shouldn’t learn sign language, that it’s “”“”“"ableist”“”“”“ or "culturally appropriative” and i’m sososoooo angry

As someone who was born deaf, I’d just like to say that without “"hearing people”“ knowing sign language, I would’ve had absolutely no way to communicate with my family other than through written language. I would’ve been completely unable to make friends in school because I wouldn’t have had a way to communicate with a single one of my peers. I would not have LEARNED anything in school if it weren’t for the interpreter who COULD HEAR.
I could go on, but I was fortunate enough to have access to specialists and surgeons who were able to operate on me and correct my hearing at a young age, so I can hear now.
But honestly, I want people to think about how isolating it can be when you’re in a room with people who all speak a language you know how to read and write, but you can’t communicate with any of them because you can’t understand spoken word, and they can’t sign.
If you think that learning sign language as someone who hears is somehow damaging, re-evaluate where you’re coming from. I would have loved nothing more than for all of the hearing people in my life who didn’t know sign language to know sign language so that I could have communicated with them, and not been limited to a select few people with whom I could sign.

Learn sign language, we’ll always be grateful.

Just leaving this here for all your warm, comfy, chocolaty and cuddly Amedot needs.

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from a mountain in the middle of the cabins // panic! at the disco

Based on @paperficwriter‘s Genos headcanon(s)!

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she had the world // panic! at the disco

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Prince your Hylian bf isn’t as good at swimming as you, you can’t just leave him in the middle of a lake while you go catch fish!!

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Quick thing for @springtrap-trash! Happy birthday!

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Quick drawings of Odd in his waiter uniform– ah… He ended up looking different from when I first drew him.  I showed my bf these sketches and he said that he thinks Odd is cute and that he’d give him a big tip. 8)))

Do you ever think about how far Garrus has come along? Do you ever think that maybe he doesn’t think about it much himself?

He wasn’t in C-Sec just for his father; he was there to help people, but he never felt that he was doing much, and then when given something/someone to chase, he would risk civilian casualties to get them. He wanted to have more control, have things go his way more.

Then during his time on Omega, his most important rule - if not the only rule - was “no civilian casualties”. And despite what happens to him and his team, he still doesn’t regret leaving C-Sec, but he starts to see why being a leader isn’t all its cracked up to be.

And then he’s an expert Reaper advisor, who’s so far up the line of succession of becoming the leader of his own planet that generals are saluting him. Now he realises that it’s definitely not all it’s cracked up to be. Part of him probably wonders why it seemed intriguing in the first place.

And who’s there to comfort him as she makes him realise this? Shepard. She knows exactly what he’s going through, but she doesn’t make it about her. She doesn’t inflict her own pain upon him in hopes that it would make him feel better about his situation. She’s just there to listen without judgment. And through it all, she’s ways been proud of him.

It’s a relief to Garrus more than anything to be told by the most respected person to save a galaxy again and again that he’s where he needs to be, that he hasn’t failed as anything because of where he is now and the amount of lives he’s saved - more than he would had he not joined the Normandy… And it was all thanks to her.

They know each other so perfectly, they fit so perfectly. As partners. As friends. As lovers. He’ll never be able to express just how much she’s done for him, how much she means to him… how much he loves her. But he’ll be damned if he doesn’t try give as good as he gets.