i'm sorry i had no idea

anonymous asked:

I've been looking into this Richlee affair and I'm going to blame this on you, just so you know. Did you see the interview where Lee says "Richard is an amazing man and I love him" OR the one where Richard says "I'm a very lucky man" when they ask him about Lee? Why did you do this to me Maya why???

Hahahahaha, anon, I’m so sorry (or am I…?)!!! I KNOW! I had no idea they had such a vast and loving fanbase. Unfortunately most of them think they’re currently broken up, because they haven’t seemingly spent the holidays together and haven’t publicly supported each other’s projects like they used to do, but they were last spotted together four months ago, taking their dogs to the park (did you see the video?! and the older park pics? They’re too much!). I don’t know about the the very lucky maaan, please do tell!! But Lee, yes, HELP! So whipped <3

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“I’ll protect you… no matter what” 

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o<(o’∀’)ノ☆*:;;;:*☆Merry Christmas☆*:;;;:*☆ヽ(‘∀’o)>o 

I regret nothing. Although i had to alter the original Idea i had for this.

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You’re not friends. You’ll never be friends. You’ll be in love till it kills you both. You’ll fight and you’ll shag and you’ll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you’ll never be friends. Love isn’t brains, children, it’s blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it. — Spike. Buffy, The Vampire Slayer. (S03E08)

[requested by anonymous]

  • Remus: we shouldn't be dating.
  • Sirius: no, we shouldn't
  • Remus: it's utterly problematic
  • Sirius: of course, wouldn't want to endanger our friendship
  • Remus: nevertheless make the wrong impression
  • Sirius: I agree, we definitely should not date.
  • Sirius and Remus: not a good idea.
  • Sirius: we can just be friends
  • Remus: friends who are really attracted to each other
  • Sirius: friends who kiss in their free time
  • Remus: friends who get intimate in James' bed as revenge for pranks
  • Sirius and Remus: *lock eyes*
  • Sirius and Remus: *stiffly nod their heads, walk in opposite directions, quickly realize they are going the wrong way, turn around, stiffly nod again, and walk away in opposite directions*

I’m like 100% positive that when Jack visited Georgia for the 4th of July both Mama Bittle and MooMaw fell in love with him, and not because of the charming accent or his slammin’ hockey bod but because of his ability to just inhale food.

Like after Jack finishes his first generous helpings of potato salad, macaroni salad, baked beans, and burger complete with all of the fixings, Mama Bittle and MooMaw plop themselves across from Jack in the shade. They both fuss over him, telling him that there’s plenty of food for seconds and thirds and to help himself.

So Jack stands up with his festive red, white, and blue paper plate and disappears for a few minutes before returning with an extra plate in his hand. Both women look over his plates with a wide smile; one plate was piled high with all of the different sides, and the other plate was holding three burgers and two hot dogs.

The two women chatted eagerly as they fanned themselves and sipped at their sweet tea, watching Jack with lovestruck eyes as he tucked into his plate quietly.

When dessert time comes around everyone serves themselves but Mama Bittle fixed up a plate especially for Jack with extra helpings of everything, which he absolutely demolishes in minutes.

After Bitty finished helping clean up dinner stuff he found Jack rocking on the front porch swing, his head tilted backwards, and his eyes closed.

“Mama get to you?” He asked with a small smile, sitting down next to him.

All he got in response was a soft, “Mhm”.

Headcanon that Carter doesn’t have any biological kids as an adult, but all the kids at Brooklyn House view him as an honorary father figure, so he really has a couple dozen

Honorary dad Carter being there for teenagers struggling with relationships and family issues and school and identity crises. Offering advice when needed or just listening and being a safe person to vent to.

Honorary dad Carter taking younger kids out for ice cream and trips to the park and reminding them that they’re just kids, they should be having fun doing normal kid stuff too.

Honorary dad Carter loving and accepting all of his kids. He totally researches lgbtqia stuff and gender identities. He asks every new kid what name they would like to use and what pronouns they prefer. He uses gender neutral language and corrects people when they use the wrong pronouns to refer to someone.

Honorary dad Carter showing up at soccer games and basketball games and baseball games and swim meets and dance recitals and school plays and being so proud of his kids always.

Honorary dad Carter going to parent teacher conferences. The teachers are surprised and impressed with his dedication when they figure out he’s got like more than a dozen kids.

Honorary dad Carter getting up when kids have nightmares and getting a midnight snack with them and tucking them back into bed later. He totally checks for monsters under the bed and in the closet and takes it very seriously, wand and sword at the ready.

Honorary dad Carter being the one kids go to for comfort or advice because Carter is the one who treats even the slightest skinned knee as a battle wound and treats even the most trivial of problems as life or death matters in terms of importance.

Honorary dad Carter helping kids go to college if they want to. He’s got friends in dozens of nomes so the kids can keep practicing magic while they’re in school and they’ll always have a place to stay. Carter checks up on them and makes sure they’re eating actual food and aren’t overstressing themselves. Most of them try to go back to Brooklyn for the holidays because Brooklyn House is the first real family many of them have ever had.

Honorary dad Carter getting called “dad” by a kid on accident and he just responds like normal because he doesn’t notice until later. Carter going wait what.

Honorary dad Carter carrying around pictures of all the kids in his wallet (or more likely the Duat, because that’s a lot of pictures to keep in your wallet) and showing them off to anyone who is the tiniest bit interested. Proud honorary dad Carter.

Honorary dad Carter insisting for years that he doesn’t have any kids, he’s like an older brother or an uncle to the Brooklyn House kids. Finally realizing he does have kids, he has a lot of kids, when did this happen, how did this happen, what if he messes up he can’t be responsible for children. Zia or Sadie calm him down and tell him that he’s been doing fine, he just needs to keep doing what he’s been doing.

Honorary dad Carter getting dozens of Father’s day cards throughout his life. The first one is from a little seven year old who ran up to him and presented him with a homemade glittery monstrosity and a gigantic smile. He frames it and it hangs in his office.

Just. Honorary dad Carter.

James Sirius Potter

*James Sirius is born, Harry names the kid. So far so good.*

Sirius: Poor Minnie is going to faint when she hears that name.

Lily: I have no idea what he was thinking naming him after the two of you.

Remus: He doesn’t think generally, goes with his instincts.

Lily: Oh, let’s think where he got that from.

Sirius: *smirking* Could be anyone of us really.

Lily: James is uncharacteristically quiet.

*they all turn around James is watching his grandson very intently*

Remus: *puts a hand on James’ shoulder* Prongs? You alright mate?

James: *his voice breaks a little* I’m alright.

Lily: Oh baby *gives James a kiss*

Sirius: Oh, is ickle Jamie emotional?

James: Fuck off Padfoot, you’re just mad because he will use James.

Sirius: What? Of course he will use Sirius. Mummy dearest didn’t name me after the brightest star so it can be used as a fucking middle name.

Remus: No, she named you Sirius because she somehow knew you would be an attention seeking little prat.

Lily: Merlin’s beard! LANGUAGE!

James: Like you never curse Evans. 

Lily: Do you mean when you annoy the shit out of me, Potter? *Remus and Sirius are both stifling their laughters* Now if you’ll excuse me I’ll be watching my son and my grandson.

*Lily walks away from them*

Remus: It’s been almost 50 years, how can you still get on her nerves?

James: It’s a talent, Moony.

Remus: I know, I thought only Sirius possessed this particular talent.

Sirius: Do I get on your nerves Moony? *raising an eyebrow* Would you like me to get on something else?

Remus: *face palm* He’s bloody relentless.

James: I did not have to hear that, I think I will go get Tonks. 

Sirius: *grinning* She enjoys it when I do jokes like that, what she doesn’t get is that I’m serious.

James: I’m pretty sure she gets that you’re Sirius.

*Sirius rolls his eyes*

Remus: When will you stop doing that?

James: When hell freezes over. 


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DaiSuga Week 2015 - Cliche

Give me an original TV movie where all the kids are thrown in a super tropey, maximum cheesy US High School setting and Daichi is the captain of the football team and he falls for the cute but kinda weird student council vice president, and maybe they’ll sing about their feelings or something.