i'm sorry i don't look as cute as her

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Dear Jake, Training Day? I thought Die Hard is based on your life.

You’re just thinking about Amy, aren’t you?

anonymous asked:

bam bam's mom looks like she's so nice and caring. i'm soft ~ ✨

SHE DOES, DOESN’T SHE? My ultimate bias in GOT7. Sorry, Jaebum and Jackson, you’ve been left behind. Bambam’s mom is everything I aspire to be in this life. I’d take a selfie with her and ask an artist to make a painting of it and hang it on my bedroom wall. That’s how biased I am.

Also I tried looking for her birth date once to understand our connection but I felt like a creep for stalking to such level so I stopped. lmao But she has to have Cancer somewhere, she’s just too cute not to.

Originally posted by jypnior

LOOK. AT. THAT. CUTE. FACE.

missyriver  asked:

Okay no angst request this time. But a Padres Christmas Party and Mike gets Ginny and autographed poster of him, "For your collection" also Ginny got him her jersey. Guess im feeling fluffy today.

fluffy is good. excellent, in fact. 

doesn’t mean they don’t have to work a little for it.


many times, many ways | ao3

Ginny was honestly surprised she was considered enough of a Padre to warrant an invitation to the team Christmas party. 

Sure, a lot of that surprise was founded in self-pity, but she felt she was allowed. 

After all, her rookie season in the bigs ended (and started, honestly) in heartbreak, her brother wasn’t speaking to her, Amelia was back, but their relationship was strained, and Noah wouldn’t quit dropping hints about a world tour that Ginny was increasingly sure she had no interest in. 

And Mike Lawson was back with his wife. Not that she cared about that. If he was happy, so was she. It hadn’t been a lie when she said those words to Amelia and it wasn’t now. 

All in all, there wasn’t a lot that was really putting her in a festive mood. 

Only Blip’s promise of excellent catering and free-flowing booze had secured her attendance.

Mostly, she wanted to do what she’d done since her season ended: sit in her hotel room and binge watch terrible reality shows. They helped her feel better about her own life. 

The life where she was getting ready to go to a party for a team she wasn’t even sure she belonged to anymore. The doctors and front office sounded optimistic, but Ginny knew the drill. Players were sent back down to the minors all the time for slighter injuries than hers. 

Well. She might as well take advantage of being a Padre while she still could. Especially when there was free food involved. 

She was keeping her expectations low for this party. 

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anonymous asked:

imagine ford having a chubby gf and always telling her how nice she looks and how cute she is and always caresses her curves and belly. I'm sorry I am always a slut for chubby reader inserts and you don't see them often

Not a problem anon, chubby!reader fluff is always cute :3

You and Stanford have a routine every morning, when you’re both still fuzzy from sleep. You’re in charge of starting the coffee, Ford insists he can never make it as perfect as you do. Right about the time you’re pushing the start button on the machine he’ll come up behind you, wide hands sliding around your waist and face nuzzling into your neck, his scratchy stubble tickling your sensitive skin and making you giggle. He’ll sneak his fingers under the edge of your shirt, all twelve digits sinking into the soft flesh of your belly as he gently grips you. Sometimes he’ll trace patterns across your skin or rub circles on your sides with his thumbs, all the while peppering the curve of your throat with kisses and sweet nothings. Sometimes, if he’s in a playful mood, his hands will stray down to squeeze your thick thighs that he loves so much, and the kisses will have little nibbles mixed in.
You think those few minutes waiting for the coffee pot to fill are your favorite part of the day.

A conversation between a Slytherin boyfriend and a Ravenclaw girlfriends (Romance)
  • Slytherin: *Head in his hands, wistfully looking at his girlfriend across the table* You're cute when you read.
  • Ravenclaw: *Flattered, but trying not to show it* You look ridiculous when you stare like that.
  • Slytherin: *Gets up and sits down next to his girlfriend* Then I guess I'll try not to look like that.
  • Ravenclaw: *Laughs and rests her head on his shoulder* Good, I don't like being seen with nerds.
  • Slytherin: *Smirks* So you don't use mirrors?
  • Ravenclaw: *Sits up and glares at Slytherin* If you're gonna be that. *Stands up to leave*
  • Slytherin: *Laughing* No, I'm sorry, Sweetheart, please sit down.
  • Ravenclaw: *Sits down, but huffs* You're lucky I love you.
  • Slytherin: *Grins* I love you, too.
The day they become canon:
  • DEO guard: I'm sorry ma-am, you don't have clearance to access this building not accompanied by an agent. I can't let you in.
  • Maggie: *looks down, sighing but with a smile on her face* listen carefully pal, you know agent Danvers, right? Cute, brown eyes, short hair, she happens to be your boss... you know her right?
  • DEO guard: *nods but sill with a stern face*
  • Maggie: Good, now, I'm in the process of getting into that elevator, go up to headquarters and profess my undying and undeniable love for that woman and probably kiss her like my life depends on it in front of the whole department. So if you don't press that button and let me through, I can just whistle and have Supergirl here in less than a minute, and when she learns why I'm here and that am I not being allowed up, you can bet her heat vision is gonna get pretty unstable and murderous... you don't want that... do you?
  • DEO guard:
  • Maggie:
  • DEO guard:
  • Maggie:
  • DEO guard: *presses button*
  • Maggie: Thank you, have a nice day.
  • *au where Riley and Farkle don't know each other*
  • Riley: Listen, I gotta go. But it'd be great to see you again.
  • Farkle: Yes, it would. It really would.
  • Riley: Maybe I'll see you here sometime.
  • Farkle: Probably not. I'm never here, so...
  • Riley: You know, I do have a phone number.
  • Farkle: Great. Nice.
  • Lucas: Hi, I'm Lucas.
  • Farkle: Oh, no.
  • Lucas: Do you mind giving my friend your phone number?
  • Riley: Sure.
  • *in the cab home*
  • Farkle: Whoo! I did it! I got a girl's phone number! Oh, and her handwriting is so cute. Look. I'll take her out for Chinese food and then we'll walk through the park. It'll be so... What?
  • Lucas: Sorry buddy, I'm taking this one too.
  • Farkle: *trying to choke Lucas* I'll kill you!

anonymous asked:

Help. I am so deep in my Namjoon feels right now, I don't even know why. But I'm in desperate need to read about some cute crap he does or says please bombard me with Namjoon. Seriously anything, gifs, quotes, pics, just anything he makes you feel lol sorry if this is weird but I just really freaking Joonieakajdhfkjdhfdskjfhs

its ok stanning namjoon gives me pain too!! he’s honestly such a sweetheart :’(

during a fansign a fan didn’t want to hold hands with namjoon because of her skin disease but he held them anyway and told her “Hey, it’s okay. you have pretty hands though?” I AM IN TEARS!! LET’S READ AND LOOK AT SOME MORE INTERACTIONS SHALL WE

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  • Me: amedot is my OTP, i love the ship for my own legitimate reasons, and it means the world to me.
  • My Friend: ok, that's fine, i respect that. i personally don't like amedot and see them as just friends
  • Me: ok, that's fine, i respect that
  • My Friend: did you draw anything new? let me guess is it fucking amedot again
  • Me: ...no.
  • Me: i'm going to draw something cute
  • My Friend: let me guess is it fucking AMEDOT again. fine but i'll only like it if it's cute
  • Me: ...no, it's not amedot.
  • Me: (shows my friend an amedot picture on my phone i thought she'd probably enjoy, despite her distaste for the ship)
  • My Friend: (rudely scrolls past the picture)
  • Me: i thought you'd actually like that one, though...
  • My Friend: look, i'm SOOO sorry i don't like amedot, ok? i just see them as friends, why don't you respect that?
  • My Friend: can you draw my ships for me?
  • Me: sorry, i don't want to
  • My Friend: WOW, ok, why can't you respect my opinion? i know you hate my ships but you don't have to rude about it, i'm sooo sorry i don't like the ships that you like but fine whatever be that way
  • My Friend: also i don't care that you like amedot, you do you
  • Me: really? really? are you sure you don't care? are you really sure??? are you, like, positive??????

anonymous asked:

I'm on edge to tears, but I don't want to cry. Can you maybe distract me somehow? tell a funny story? please.. sorry!

Can I tell you the story about how I got my puppy? I don’t know if it helps but I’ll try!

So, I was in a pet store and there were four small puppies there, they were all so cute and I was already looking for a puppy, it had to be a small one because my house isn’t too big. I started playing with the puppies, and one of them seemed to really like me, and I told her I’d come back for her. A couple of days passed and I went back to the store, she was still there and I was finally able to get her! SHE CAME HERE IN A BOX AND WHEN SHE LEFT THE BOX I SWEAR SHE WAS THE HAPPIEST PUPPY OF ALL THE PUPPIES!!! I named her Raava, she’s 1 year old now and she smells like vanilla

And here’s a pic of her (when she arrived here) to cheer you up:

Llama's reaction to Tokyo ghoul
  • Me: Okay lets go!
  • Me: Okayyyy no opening, shame this could have a b.a opening
  • Me: Oh lovely
  • Me: Just what I wanted to see at lunch
  • Me: So basically this anime is a cannibal's binge eating
  • Me: Fun
  • Me: Ew
  • Me: Okay so this dude is huge
  • Me: She seems b.a you ant gonna catch her
  • Me: Is that a weapon? Or a part of you
  • Me: YOU HAVE PILERS? WHY YOU HAVE THIS HUGE CRAB THING
  • Me: Weirdo
  • Me: Love that way that's the only thing you've said weird to Llama
  • Me: You gave them back/ Okayyy...
  • Me: Awhhh! Two shota's in there natural habitat
  • Me: That ones gonna die
  • Me: You can just feel it
  • Me: And he hasn't got white hair, nice
  • Me: I like hide, thought there will probably be pain with him later
  • Me: That boy seems sweet
  • Me: Oh its a girl
  • Me: Never mind still seems sweet... maybe
  • Me: So this is the girl?
  • Me: ....
  • Me: Not that pretty really, annoying hair tie
  • Me: WAIT
  • Me: SHE HAS THE SAME HAIR AS THE GHOUL
  • Me: DONT DO IT BABY
  • Me: DONT GO TOWARDS THE LIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
  • Me: Hide you little bitch I love you, He's the best type of friend
  • Me: Nice to have a nerd character though
  • Me: KaneKI DONT LOOK DOWN HER TOP
  • Me: Surprised you didn't get a nose bleed
  • Me: Don't walk her home
  • Me: No don't do it
  • Me: The reson the attacks have been near her is because she's doing it come onnnnnnnn
  • Me: No way she's the same age as you she's like 30
  • Me: DONT GO DOWN THE DARK ALLEY
  • Me: DID HORROR MOVIES TEACH YOU NOTHING KANEKI
  • Me: Oh look the girl
  • Me: You know don't you
  • Me: You gonna help him?
  • Me: No?
  • Me: Your not some kinda of ghoul hunter?
  • Me: That would be cool! Like buffy
  • Me: Kaneki
  • Me: KaneKI
  • Me: KANEKI NO BABY RUN
  • Me: JUST TOOK A CHUNK OUT YOUR NECK DUDE RUN
  • Me: YOUR NOT A GHOUL
  • Me: YOUR A CRAB
  • Me: OR AN OCTOPUSS
  • Me: THIS ISNT SOME WEIRD CREEPY HENTAI
  • Me: RUN KANEKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!
  • Me: Oh come on you'd be dead by now
  • Me: Scrambling insides.... Ew she's weird
  • Me: *oh so now you think she's weird, shut up Llama*
  • Me: I wonder why it collapsed on her? Hmmmmm...
  • Me: COME ON KANEKI YOU CAN LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
  • Me: LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
  • Me: Orangan transplant okay your gonna live man its okay, youll be okay!
  • Me: .... Why is she naked and now hugging you?
  • Me: Suppose it'll make sense later *btw it does*
  • Me: HOLY MOTHER OF HELL
  • Me: NICE FACE DUDE
  • Me: DAT EYE THO
  • Me: DIDNT SCARE ME
  • Me: YOU GHOUL NOW
  • Me: WOULDNT YOU REALISED IF HE WAS BITTEN BY A GHOUL THAT THE DEAD GIRL WAS THE GHOUL AND NOT TO PUT HER ORAGANS IN HIM?
  • Me: I MEAN I WOULDNT WANT THE PERSONS ORAGANS WHO TRIED TO KILL ME INSIDE ME EITHER BUT THE FACT SHES A GHOUL MAKES IT 120% WORSE!
  • Me: I give you permission to go eat the doctor
  • Me: Hell yer you take full responsibility when you fricked up my life, Thanks dude
  • Me: ...
  • Me: That is nice hospital food, eat it or I will
  • Me: He hides, awh baby doll
  • Me: But wait he looks fine?
  • Me: AWH DONT IGRONE HIDE
  • Me: HE SO SWEET
  • Me: SEE HE EVEN LEFT YOU FOOD
  • Me: oh baby doll I'm sorry
  • Me: We knew I was coming
  • Me: You ghoulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
  • Me: No don't eat the food
  • Me: Don't do it
  • Me: You wont like it
  • Me: See it told you
  • Me: Stop it
  • Me: PLease
  • Me: PLEASE
  • Me: EW
  • Me: I HATE SICK
  • Me: STAP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
  • Me: Ew please no or I will puke
  • Me: Nope I srsly cant look right now
  • Me: *love the way I can look at cannibals but not puke*
  • Me: HIDE SAVE ME
  • Me: Awhhh! Hide I don't want you to get hurt
  • Me: Oooo! You have a brother
  • Me: Hmmm.... I don't trust you
  • Me: You will be a plot twist I know it
  • Me: You look kinda cute thought so ill probably love to hate you and feel sad for Hide
  • Me: Kaneki In a hoodie, yolo swag going on there
  • Me: No
  • Me: No don't sniff people
  • Me: NO DONT EAT THE CHILDREN
  • Me: KANEKI DONT EAT PEOPLE AT SHIBUYA CROSSING
  • Me: DONT DRIPPLE IN PUBLIC
  • Me: ESPICALLY OVER EATING PEOPLE
  • Me: LADY DONT TRY HELP HIM, HE JUST SAID FLESH ALOUD WFT MAN
  • Me: GO HOME DUDE
  • Me: ...
  • Me: I'm sorry
  • Me: I mean its not that bad?
  • Me: Just one eye right
  • Me: omg THERE SHE IS
  • Me: GET HER
  • Me: HELL YER
  • Me: Wait
  • Me: NO BABY NO DONT DO IT
  • Me: I DONT KNOW WHAT GOOD WILL COME FROM THAT
  • Me: IT WILL HURT DONT DO IT
  • Me: DONT STAB YOUR SELF ARGHHHHHHHHHH I CANT LOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
  • Me: ...
  • Me: Okay it didn't work
  • Me: Phew
  • Me: DUDE DONT DO THAT!
  • Me: Character internal battles with good and evil inside themselves
  • Me: Like Ukyo all over again gosh darn it
  • Me: You sure your that hungry?
  • Me: THAT ANIT YOUR MUMS COOKING THATS A DEAD PERSON MAN
  • Me: WHAT DID YOUR MUM COOK YOU
  • Me: GO EAT SOME RAMEN MAN ITS BETTER FOR YOU
  • Me: He looks like he should be in Naruto
  • Me: Does it look like he's okay?
  • Me: WOAH how easy was that guy to kill
  • Me: WAIT I KNOW YOU
  • Me: I TOLD YOU
  • Me: I TOLD YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
  • Me: THATS HIDE'S BROTHER
  • Me: I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
  • Me: Oh no what about poor baby Hide...
  • Me: See like I said your awful but I kinda of like you
  • Me: I think its just because you look kinda b.a
  • Me: He doesn't recognise him?
  • Me: Oh wait till he finds out
  • Me: Oh god I feel for hide so much man, everyone he loves is a ghoul
  • Me: DONT HURT MY HIDE
  • Me: That sounds weird
  • Me: Oh srsly
  • Me: Your gonna kill the kid
  • Me: Really, well what did I expect from a cannibal really
  • Me: I should higher expectations
  • Me: Oh look its that girl!
  • Me: COME SAVE HIM ALREADY POOR BOY
  • Me: ....
  • Me: SRSLY
  • Me: YOOU GONNA DO THIS TO ME!?!
  • Me: YOUR A GHOUL TOO!
  • Me: AND YOU NO HIDE
  • Me: Ima just cry over here for Hide okay
  • Me: They have different tribes of Ghoul?
  • Me: Maybe she's a none-eater or something
  • Me: I can have faith right?
  • Me: Right?
  • Me: No?
  • Me: NO
  • Me: God damn it
  • Me: Got cool powers tho!
  • Me: Don't tease him
  • Me: Help him
  • Me: He doesn't want to be ghoul
  • Me: Awhhhhh bABY COME ON YOU CAN DO IT!
  • Me: DONT EAT IT
  • Me: YER IRGONE HER
  • Me: YOUR A HUMAN
  • Me: GO FOR IT
  • Me: YOUVE GOT A BIG CASE OF DELUSION BUT GO FOR IT
  • Me: WAIT
  • Me: NO
  • Me: NO
  • Me: PUT IT DOWN
  • Me: NO
  • Me: DONT FEED MYY BABY DEAD PEOPLE
  • Me: OH MY GOD NO DONT YOU DARE DO IT
  • Me: PUT
  • Me: IT
  • Me: BACK
  • Me: DOWN
  • Me: NOW
  • Me: OH MY GOD
  • Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • Me: MY POOR BABY HAS JUST BEEN SLAPPED IN THE MOUTH WITH HALF A KINDEY
  • Me: YOU BITCH
  • Me: WHY
  • Me: WHY YOU DO THAT
  • Me: *CRIES
  • Me: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR
  • Me: HE WANTS TO BE HUMAN
  • Me: *cries*
  • Me: I hate this show
  • Me: ...
  • Me: I cant wait for the next episode!

I’m sorry, I was looking at my sisters blog yesterday, and I saw one of her drawings of Baba, and she just looked so cute, so I drew her, I’m really sorry.

Please don’t hate me for drawing this even though I don’t even watch twitch plays pokemon(but I do love listening to Ostara talking about it)