i'm sorry i couldn't be more helpful

I realized that I didn’t know what else to do.

That’s when I finally understood… There’s nothing left to do.

You’re gone and that has to be okay with me.

—  It’s not though

anonymous asked:

*URGENT* I have a Dr's appointment at 2:15 CST and i'm not out to anybody except a couple friends but i'm FtM. i want to ask about T even though i'm not looking to take it, just hypothetically what that process would be/how long it would take. should i ask my Dr or no?

Charlie says:

I don’t think it would hurt to ask your doctor, I don’t think they’re allowed to disclose what happens in your appointments or medical information to anyone. 

However, if you’re a minor going to this appointment with parents, it’s best to approach this with caution because laws about confidentiality specific to minors vary from place to place.  You could always ask your doctor themself if they would tell or be obligated to disclose that to your legal guardian(s).

squimble-the-slug-witch  asked:

This is a weirdly-specific question but I can't help but wonder what the cryptid community thinks of the show Grimm. Do they hate it more than Twilight? (I wanted to participate but couldn't think of a better question I'm sorry :s)

(i actually know nothing about the show b/c i am a goblin that lives under a rock without broadcast tv) BUT this is a great time to talk about cryptids and their relation to popular  mythology:

  • The brothers Grimm are a running Bitter Joke in the crypt community, becuase there ARE some beings old enough to remember those little shits and how vile they were, and they NEVER stop talking smack about them, and more importantly, telling the REAL stories.
  • It’s especially important to the North American Cryptids to keep The Old Stories alive, becuase they tell you the TRUTH about elves and fairies- they are fickle and capricious and cruel, because They Do Not Understand.
  • And the fairies are just vicious little shits.
  • Like really, if you’ve got to pick between a rabid badger and a fairy, pick the badger.
  • Bram Stoker is an even bigger Bitter Joke, and calling a vamp any variation of “Dracula” is ground for getting your teeth knocked in.
  • Among the things Stoker Got Wrong:  Vampirism is technically contagious, but only by extreme means that involve the ‘victim’ drinking/absorbing the vamp’s blood.
  • It’s neither easy nor pleasant
  • getting bitten won’t make you their thrall and frankly you BDSM people who go around harassing vamps because “I wanna be your slave” need to STOP
  • The vamp community was doing REALLY WELL for a while there after the monster movie craze had died down and people started leaving them alone AND THEN TWILIGHT HAPPENED.
  • AND SUDDENLY CREEPY VAMP AND WERE FANS ALL OVER THE PNW, INVADING CLUBS AND UUUUUGH
  • Basically, the crypt community faces some pretty big issues with fetishization in the human groups that acknowledge they exist and Queer Cryptids doubly so.
  • The Stereotype of “Dangerous Monster” is really teritary after the issues of  “The Government Says You Don’t Exist” and “I’m a fan for all the wrong reasons”

anonymous asked:

DO U know any good charliemac fics i can't get enough of them

I’ve only read 2 charliemac fics before realizing that they were not my cup of tea, but they were objectively decent fics so here they are:

This one: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1088783/chapters/2190981 (multichapter, secret relationship)

And this one: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1336534 (oneshot, high school era)

Friend: So.. what’s Clarke’s family name?

Me: Clarke Blake… no sorry it’s Clarke Griffin.

I can’t believe this just happened, I was on my phone and my friend asked me that and me being my regular me: speaking before I think just blurted this out. I needed 5 secs before I realized I was wrong and then 5 secs because my brain just couldn’t remember her last name. It felt so right though… what is Bellarke doing to me?

CS JJ Day 29: Hearth

Summary: In which Emma is always cold, and Killian is always warm.

Rated: M

Warnings: Smut, angst

Words: ~6k

Notes: Much love and gratitude to the organizers at @csjanuaryjoy! Inspired by a prompt from @seethelovelyintheworld, who requested a fic where Emma is cold and Killian is warm, and by the beautiful sketch she drew, which you may find below.  Also tagging @icecubelotr44.

Also on ff and ao3


It’s only when she’s taken everything out of the satchel twice – packing it carefully back in after the first, and tearing it right back out – that Emma allows herself to pout. She treats Neverland like a place of action. Whenever she’s still, it’s a place of mourning, eternal youth and sorrows, and she can’t hardly stand it. Can’t hardly sleep either. There are sounds echoing through the forest – grating, unnatural noises that belong in the winding, industrial alleys of poorly kept city blocks.

That, and she’s sure she’s never been this cold in her life. So she searches for the sweater she’d brought along, with no luck.

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draco and harry making a bet against each other on who could survive the longest without sexually touching each other.

a week in, draco almost catches harry sneaking glances at his lips the next lesson they share together, likewise draco packs his bag as slow as he can to catch a glimpse of harry’s ass as he walks out the classroom. 

two weeks in, harry thinks draco licking his pudding like that should be illegal. draco doesn’t return harry’s gaze but leaves the great hall with the biggest grin on his face.

three weeks in, harry decides “fuck it” and tells goyle to scram as he sits next to malfoy during transfiguration. draco doesn’t bat an eye at the suspicious looks they’re getting from the class because harry is gripping his hand so tight underneath the table and the faintest of smirk is on draco’s face because “Potter best have his money prepared.

four weeks in, draco didn’t know harry could be such an exhibitionist as he walks into potions class with his tie loosened, hair messier than it initially was, shirt untucked and is harry wearing contacts?

on the fifth week, harry completely forgets about the bet as he eats lunch with ron and hermione in the great hall but can’t ignore the sudden sound of muffled whispering followed by people pointing to the gryffindor table when his gaze finally lands on the blonde mop of hair making its way to where harry was sitting. “shove over.” draco sneers as he plomps himself down in between harry and ron. “what do you think you’re doing here?” ron says appalled at his abrupt proximity to malfoy. the hall was quiet by now and draco simply says “what, weasel? a boy can’t sit next to his boyfriend?” as he locks his fingers in harry’s hair and reels him in for a kiss.

draco owed harry 10 galleons.

toasterthemudkip  asked:

Hi! Sorry to bother you again about figures but I saw that the Yamato Usamimi figure is on Amiami for pre-order right now but the Iori one isn't. Do you know where I could find a pre-order for Iori? I already checked Banpresto's shop and he is not there. :<

Hello! I’m so sooo sorry for getting back to you so late.

Anyway, I haven’t seen any more news on the Usamimi figures since their announcement in February (including Yamato). Most likely, you’ll have to wait until Bamco reveals an official release date for the figures since currently, they’re only estimated release dates.

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i wasn’t sure if you meant farewell adrian or stolen adrian so i did both because she’s wonderful and double the adrian is double the fun

99 Prompts
  • + this was inspired highly on the lovely @sentence-fragments post “101 fluffy prompts” so, thank you <3
  • + these prompts are tailored to be written in the reader's point of view OR the character's point of view.
  • YOU AND I:
  • 001: "One day I'll sing you to sleep, and you'll wake up in love with me."
  • 002: "If only you knew who I am, maybe... maybe you'll love me like I love you."
  • 003: "We're just two poor kids, from a really rich city. Isn't that a pity?"
  • 004: "(You/I) come in, with mud on (your/my) face, holding a dozen roses. Shouldn't (I/you) be suspicious?"
  • 005: "Just please, please hold me so I won't fall apart."
  • 006: "You don't even know my name, and you're suddenly in love with me?"
  • 007: "I would appreciate it if you would stop taking my breath away whenever you walk by. I kinda need my breath."
  • 008: "You stupid, adorable idiot."
  • 009: "Can you help me with my homework? I figure since you're smart you know what you're doing."
  • 010: "You're fixing me in a way that no one else could."
  • 011: "Please don't leave me when I'm this weak. Please."
  • 012: "You're fluffy, like a pillow... or a well-written fanfic."
  • 013: "I'll make you know love again."
  • 014: "Aren't we passed 'hello'?"
  • 015: "Kiss me as if we'll never see each other again."
  • 016: "I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream."
  • 017: "You make me sane again."
  • 018: "Wise men say only fools rush in. But I can't help falling in love with you."
  • 019: "Stay with me. Please, if you'll leave me tomorrow and never come back, stay one more night."
  • 020: "Take my hand. Take my whole life, too because I can't help it that I'm madly in love with you."
  • 021: "We're such opposites, and I couldn't be more attracted to you."
  • 022: "Can you sing to me until I fall asleep?"
  • 023: "I'm tired of being alone. Don't let me go."
  • 024: "You're just jealous because you're the little spoon."
  • 025: "You're cute when you're pouty and jealous."
  • LOCKDOWN:
  • 026: "She doesn't deserve you. That should be me."
  • 027: "You're sitting there, oblivious at the bar, when (she's/he's) sleeping around and you're just letting this all happen?!"
  • 028: "Number one: stop feeling sorry for yourself and get out of that loveless relationship."
  • 029: "I never meant to get attached. Now that I am, I'm trapped."
  • 030: "Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you?"
  • 031: "(He/She) won't love you like I would."
  • 032: "(He's/She's) an idiot for letting someone like you go."
  • 033: "I have loved you since we were fifteen. You just never noticed."
  • 034: "While you were chasing her, you were oblivious that I was struggling to get your attention."
  • 035: "It's like you casted a spell on me. And from the start, I was hooked."
  • 036: "The thought of you with (her/him) makes me want to vomit, just saying."
  • SUPERFICIAL LOVE:
  • 037: "If you want to keep me then you better treat me like a damn princess."
  • 038: "This superficial love shit got me going crazy."
  • 039: "If you like (her/him), go for it. Just stop stringing me along."
  • 040: "You're such an idiot, you've been chasing for the right person when I've been standing here all along."
  • 041: "I think I know (he/she) doesn't love me. That's why I mess around."
  • 042: "I don't want to marry someone who broke me on the inside."
  • 043: "I keep falling for your fool's gold."
  • 044: "I thought it was supposed to be you. That you'd be the one to save me."
  • 045: "You're not the person who gets to be in my happily ever after."
  • 046: "It's sad because I still love you even though you're with (her/him)."
  • BROKEN HEARTS CLUB:
  • 047: "I'm not your side piece. If anything, you're my side piece."
  • 048: "After all these years of not apologizing, you're on your knees begging for my help? After all you did?"
  • 049: "And if one day, you wake up and realize you want to be with me again, you better be ready to slay a dragon to win me back."
  • 050: "I trusted you and you abused that trust. That's not right. You can't waltz in here and think everything is okay."
  • 051: "I had a few drinks now and the only thing on my mind is you. It's always you."
  • 052: "I'm not the same (girl/boy) you left broken-hearted two years ago."
  • 053: "You don't get the glory of seeing me cry."
  • 054: "People may call you a hero, but you're a villain in my eyes."
  • 055: "Sorry, I'm all out of love."
  • 056: "You were the best drug my heart got addicted to."
  • 057: "You left me and went on to become bigger and better."
  • THE ANGST:
  • 058: "You saved me from death, and now you want to kill me? You had your chance."
  • 059: "No one came when I was about to die. You left me to die."
  • 060: "I am so done, trying to be your number one."
  • 061: "Every little thing you do pisses me off and it makes me mad because it makes me love you more."
  • 062: "You had no trouble tearing me apart and poking holes in my heart."
  • 063: "You accused me of murder and now you want to go out for dinner?!"
  • 064: "No! Stop feeling sorry for yourself again!"
  • 065: "I'm not the damsel in distress anymore! I. Don't. Need. You."
  • 066: "Don't pretend you're sorry. I know you're not."
  • 067: "You stop being sorry three years ago. Stop saying you're sorry."
  • 068: "You. Don't. Own. Me. You never did, never will. People can't own people."
  • 069: "There is not a single bone of humanity in you. You've turned to the monster I feared you were gonna become."
  • 070: "You're terrible. And to think I actually fell in love with you at one point."
  • 071: "You sicken me, you pathetic low life. Stop stalking me and trying to save me."
  • 072: "I can save myself, thank you very much for your unnecessary and unwanted help."
  • 073: "I don't need you to be happy. I never needed you."
  • WILD THINGS:
  • 074: "So... you're actually undercover pretending to be a high school (girl/boy)?"
  • 075: "(You/I) just saved (me/you) from a burning fire and now you're asking me out?"
  • 076: "Why are my clothes on fire? Why aren't your clothes on fire?"
  • 077: "What crawled in your pants and made you a fuck(boy/girl)?"
  • 078: "You're sick? I'll be over with lemonade in five."
  • 079: "Stop hiding in the bathtub and eating pizza."
  • 080: "So my dog is a robot that you've been using to spy on me?"
  • 081: "Explain to me why you are covered in marshmallow fluff and Nutella."
  • 082: "Don't tell me you're filling up water balloons with hot tea again and throwing them at your enemies."
  • 083: "(You're/ I'm) (my/your) little sister, so naturally a cold-crazed psychopath man is gonna want to make (you/me) his bride."
  • 084: "Did you just ride on a horse all the way to my house to ask me out?"
  • 085: "Why the hell did you just kick me in the (boob/nuts)?"
  • 086: "You're like a little, shiny potato chip."
  • 087: "Can I dance spontaneously in the rain now?"
  • 088: "Stop using my tooth brush to brush your hair."
  • 089: "What song do you want me to play while you throw up?"
  • 090: "You smell like burps and giggles."
  • 091: "Can you stop rubbing butter over yourself for a minute and listen to me?"
  • 092: "Stop running around the place screaming that you want to be Blue Ivy. We're at a grocery store."
  • 093: "Can you stop hitting me in the butt with a water bottle?"
  • 094: "So you called me over because you poured hot sauce in your hair?"
  • 095: "Am I the first person to tell you that you cannot rap? Because if I am, I'm surprised."
  • 096: "I don't want to know why you're dressed as a banana."
  • 097: "Please don't tell me I just fell into dog poop."
  • 098: "I'm calling you Captain Savage Worm."
  • 099: "You're just an adorable kitten in a way too tight jumpsuit."

lionloveshisbear  asked:

So I read a fic where they had to restore Hogwarts together and Harry goes into the room of requirement with Draco to get something for the school but it turns out Harry's been using BDSM (but not sex) as therapy and the room decides he needs a therapy session and I can't find it anywhere

The only fic I can think of that somewhat meets this description is Unknown Pleasures (birdsofshore, 10.5k), in which Harry goes to the Room of Requirement and is stunned to find that it’s provided him with lots of bdsm toys and a curious Draco to play with. They do use bdsm as therapy, but they don’t work together to fix the room. 

Other Fics with Room of Requirement Hijinks

Requirements (ravenna_c_tan, 5k): A sixth year AU in which a naked, blindfolded Harry keeps popping up when Draco goes to the room to try to fix the Vanishing Cabinet.

Of Thwarted Plans (Faith Wood, 8.5k): Draco goes to the Room of Requirement only to find Harry already inside, naked and wanking.

The Potter-Malfoy Problem (who_la_hoop, 29k): Whenever Draco goes inside the Room of Requirement, Harry ends up getting summoned there (sometimes sans clothing). And alas, the door keeps disappearing, forcing them to entertain themselves.

In the Interest of Interhouse Cooperation (firethesound, 12k): Harry and Draco have to co-run the new Dueling Club. They meet in the Room of Requirement, and the room decides to play matchmaker by locking them together.  

Kiss the Joy (Until the Sun Rise) (ICMezzo, 38k): Draco and Harry both find their way to the Room of Requirement immediately after the final battle. Unable to face the real world, they choose to stay in the room together. 

To be Back Again in the Rest of the Room (lamerezouille, 16k): Draco and Harry are trapped in the Room of Requirement with ghost Crabbe, only one bed, and no way out. 

Sorry I couldn’t be of more help! If anyone knows of a fic that has them fix the Come and Go Room and then come in it, please let me know! I’ll be eternally grateful :)

I have an important announcement

Sorry guys, but I will stop drawing and probably will delete this account soon, thank you for everything so far and your support. My reasons for this are under read more since it’s kinda long, again I’m sorry.

HAPPY INNOCENTS DAY!!

Sorry for those who thought I was talking seriously :3c so today is Dec 28 and in Latin America is like our April fools (but in december, duh~) if you didn’t knew UwU This is my joke for this year, of course I ain’t gonna stop drawing!! and I’m not gonna delete this account. I can’t believe I’m procrastinating my projects just to draw that troll Peri with Gin-chan’s face xD (you can see how I suffer in snapchat)

So, happy December 28! Try to not fall in other jokes today and again, I’m sorry if you believed this for a second, you can breathe now and punch me if you want ^^

anonymous asked:

I was playing Pokemon Go around an area popular for players to gather. Then suddenly someone possibly using a third party tracker shouted "LAPRAS" and there was a human stampede to the location. I joined in, more carefully as some were running into traffic, and couldn't help but remember all the fanart of Genos and Saitama playing and I thought "If this was those two either Saitama would ZOOM right there or Genos would use his blasters to propel them there so sensei could catch the Pokemon."

A-anon that’s so cute I want them to blast off after Pokemon so badly ////

2

As I walked down the crowded street, all I could see were strangers, cold expressions plastered on their faces. It made me feel even more out of place. Moving out was hard, but leaving the country was even harder. 

I looked up to see the crowd becoming even heavier, the pushing and shoving increasing. What was happening? All I could hear were the girls around me yelling out what sounded like someone’s name. Suddenly, I was roughly pushed and I landed flat on my face. The adrenaline pumped through me. Is this how it ends? In the middle of a crowd? In a country that wasn’t my own? 

“Are you okay?” A voice asked me urgently. I could barely hear him over the loud screams. I looked up to see the most gorgeous innocent eyes staring at me with deep concern. His hands gripped on my arms and pulled me to my feet.

“I think so,” I said dusting off my jeans. I winced as I felt a throbbing on my knees, indicating I had obviously hurt myself on the cement. He looked at me dubiously, but didn’t question me further as he was dragged away by a taller gentlemen and 6 other young boys. 

“Be careful Noona!” he shouted back, a small smile playing on his lips as he looked at me from a distance. 

Suddenly, Seoul had started to feel more like home. 


A/N: @kkaebsong-guys scenario inspired by your edits.

Possible scenarios for season 4: Possible episode opening scene
  • *the camera goes through the views of London in a quiet, calm evening. In reaches a side alley, goes through the wall of a building entering the flat in 221B, in which things are clearly not calm. We go through the kitchen, smoked and scorched, and reach the living room, where we meet a pissed off John Watson and an impatient Sherlock holding a fire extinguisher, standing in front of a crying baby in a trolley*
  • John: Jesus! Sherlock! *picks up the baby and embraces her* what the hell?! you said you had a "problem"!!!
  • Sherlock: I did.
  • John: you should have given a wider explanation!
  • Sherlock: what else did you want me to explain?
  • John: maybe, I don't know, "the bloody flat is on fire!!"
  • Sherlock: That wasn't the problem. The problem was that your baby wouldn't stop crying.
  • John: right, why would a baby cry when there's a bloody fire?!
  • Sherlock: I honestly wouldn't know. I put the fire off a while ago, yet she's still crying.
  • John: of course she is, she's traumatized!
  • Sherlock: traumatized? Of what? She wasn't anywhere near the fire!
  • John: THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY FIRE!!
  • *The baby starts crying harder*
  • John: oh no... Sshhh.. *anxiously moving from side to side, trying to calm her. Her cry weakens*
  • John: how did this even happen?
  • Sherlock: it was just a little experiment going slightly unexpected.
  • John: unex - you can't have experiments when the baby's here!
  • Sherlock: what?! Why not?!
  • John: because you have to give her your full attention, she's far more important then your stupid experiments!
  • Sherlock: my experiments could lead to significant science breakthroughs, while your baby can barely chew her own food, so part me if I -
  • John: *fiercely* Sherlock, you just put my daughter's life in serious danger. Do you even care?
  • Sherlock: *nervously* she wasn't in any danger, I had everything under control!!
  • *the baby starts crying again*
  • *from the sided alley of the building, the shouting from 221b is vaguely heard. Someone is standing there, only seen from over their shoulder, wearing a coat's hood covering the back of their head, listening*
  • *back in the apartment*
  • Sherlock: *cranky* don't you know how to stop this? I've tried everything.
  • John: have you tried holding her?
  • Sherlock: have I tried - what?
  • John: holding her. In your arms.
  • Sherlock: why would she need me doing that?
  • John: because she's a baby, she needs warmth.
  • Sherlock: if she needs warmth, why was she so upset about a fire?
  • John: FOR CHRIST SAKE - !
  • *puts the baby in the trolley before she starts crying again*
  • John: Can I trust you? Hmm? Can I? Because right now, I'm having serious doubts whether I can leave you with the most precious thing in the world to me.
  • Sherlock: of course you can trust - why do you care so much if I'm good with Elizabeth anyway?
  • John: Because we want to make you godfather!!
  • *silence*
  • Sherlock: ...what?
  • John: yes, yes.
  • Sherlock: you - you want to make me -
  • John: yes. But we can't do it unless we /know/ we can trust you. With her. With Elizabeth.
  • Sherlock: *looks down, frowning, calculating*
  • John: *looks at him, trying to read him*
  • Sherlock: well.. If she's going to be my goddaughter she'll have to build a stronger character.
  • John: what?
  • Sherlock: she'll have to get use to all this. If she is her father's daughter.
  • John:
  • *The door opens and Mary walks in*
  • John: ah !
  • Mary: I came as fast as I could - oh my god! You really burned the whole place!
  • Sherlock: THE BABY WASN'T ON FIRE!
  • Mary: Jesus, Sherlock... (Checks on sleeping Elizabeth in the trolley)
  • John: *chuckles* unbelievable... Only you can screw up babysitting that bad. I honestly cannot think of a way things could get any worse.
  • *an orgasmic woman moan is heard abruptly*
  • *everyone's heads turn to Sherlock's phone on the table, which is still lighted*
  • Mary: what was that? Are you watching "movies" while the baby's here?
  • John: *quietly* Sherlock... Sherlock what was that?
  • Sherlock: *keeps staring at his phone with horror*
  • John: Tell me this is not what I think it is.
  • Mary: John, what is going on?
  • John: This is impossible. Her phone is here, in this apartment!
  • Sherlock: *walks slowly towards the table, never breaking his look from the phone. John takes a step forward after him)
  • John: Sherlock, She's dead. She's been dead for years. She was never in witness protection. (Realizes) You knew that, didn't you?
  • Sherlock: *reads the text, still horrified*
  • Mary: what is going on here?!
  • John: what does it say? *Sherlock doesn't answer* Sherlock, what does it say?
  • An unmistakable voice from the door: 'You didn't have to burn your kitchen just to cook me dinner, Mr Holmes'.
  • *everyone turns around. John is shocked. Mary is overwhelmed and confused. Sherlock stares with an unreadable mix of emotions. Irene Adler is standing at the door, hair tied up, black dress, her lips are smirking, but her eyes express something other than that, something more painful. The camera phone, supposed to be safely locked in Sherlock's desk drawer, is held tightly in her hand.*
  • *dramatic opening theme start playing*

anonymous asked:

Mitski I'm really scared rn I just took plan b but I'm so afraid it's not gonna work and I don't have any more money couldn't afford an abortion and definitely can't afford a baby I'm so sorry to message u like this I just really don't know what to do

Plan B almost always works if taken properly. I don’t know when after sex you took it or how you took it, but if you followed its directions on when/how then it most likely worked and you can rest easy.

But I know how that deep fear feels, and your feelings of panic are most certainly valid. In my experience it doesn’t really help you to be tense and anxious while you can’t do anything but wait and see. If it worries you too much, then schedule a day next week or later when you want to take a pregnancy test at your local planned parenthood / OBGYN (later than a week might be better bc it often takes at least a few weeks to get an accurate test result)

and until then resume your normal life, take baths, go out / stay in with friends, start reading a new book, or just try to do something that makes you feel good and relaxed, because panicking over it while you can’t do anything will cause you unnecessary misery. You can cross any bridges you encounter, but only once you encounter them.

ask-the-3rd-matsu  asked:

Hello,and sorry for missing mothers'day cause I am tiering for events (In SIF and CGSS using Totty's smartphone)lately but anyway,any thing for our birthday?(Blushes... as I have not escaped out of NEET status)

Well, I know that singer you like, what was it? Waan-chan? came out with a new tour album, but I thought this would be more useful for you.

Hope your events went well.