i'm sorry i can't stop making these

anonymous asked:

Okay just imagine the two literal balls of sunshine, elain and Mor, as either a crack ship or besties...

Listen dude, I have more than considered this, I have written drabbles for this, @pterodactylichexameter have discussed this extensively (since it was…almost entirely Alicia’s fault that I started shipping it in the first place) Morain is…so Pure…so Good. We are not worthy of Morain. They’re beautiful. 

I woke up at 5 because I had to pee, and I don’t think I actually got back to sleep before my alarm went off at 6:35. I now have to go and wrangle 16 year twos who will be all rested from the weekend. There is not enough coffee in the world.

the signs as Parks and Rec quotes
  • Aries: Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
  • Taurus: Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute. I WANT TO THROW UP AND KILL MYSELF.
  • Gemini: I think that Comic Sans always screams 'fun'.
  • Cancer: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.
  • Leo: I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well.
  • Virgo: Everything in my life is going wrong right now. Whose fault is this? I demand to know.
  • Libra: I'm not interested in caring about people.
  • Scorpio: Ugh. I hate talking to people about things. This is a nightmare.
  • Sagittarius: No, no. That's too much responsibility for me. I gotta— I gotta find a way out of this.
  • Capricorn: Yes. I am a hunter, and it's 'You' season.
  • Aquarius: My anxiety has kept me up for over fifty hours.
  • Pisces: I'm hungry and my legs are tired. It feels like I just exercised!

i can’t stop thinking about what kind of criers dan and phil would be. i feel like dan’s crying would be a slow build up. his eyes just get watery at first, and he tries so hard to keep it in, but eventually the tears start cascading down his cheeks. he’d get a runny nose and his forehead would crease out of frustration because he hates crying, but he does it all the time. when his crying hits its peak, he’d be a blubbering mess, wiping furiously at his tears and constantly blowing his nose. he doesn’t like to be comforted while he’s crying, but when he’s finished and all that’s left is tear stained cheeks, he’d cling to the closest thing, preferably another person that would play with his hair, rub his back, and comfort him quietly.

phil on the other hand is a quiet crier. it happens really suddenly because he’s not afraid to be emotional and soft. his tears build up and he doesn’t try to hold them back. his eyes get red and puffy, and he tries to wipe away the tears quickly with his sleeve. he gets sniffly, but hides it by taking deep breaths through his mouth. his eyes are glossy and doe-like when his crying reaches the climax. he likes to be held the whole way through, even if it’s just someone holding his hand or resting a hand on his knee. physical contact calms him down and helps him feel more real. his favorite thing is when people rub their fingers up and down his arm, it nearly lulls him to sleep, but it distracts him from whatever it is he’s crying about.

orson krennic's characterization
  • before rogue one: greetings my fellow Imperial leaders, let us make haste to complete the Death Star project ahh yes tarkin of course we'll accept your help thank you
  • after rogue one: *rolls up to Imperial meeting 15 minutes late with Space Starbucks* sorry everyone couldn't find my fucking cape *sees tarkin* what bitch?
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Kravitz (taz) aesthetic

the signs as Arrested Development quotes
  • Aries: You must teach me. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.
  • Taurus: Marry me!
  • Gemini: She calls it a "mayonegg".
  • Cancer: I've made a huge mistake.
  • Leo: We have unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook!
  • Virgo: Oh, my God! We're having a fire... sale. Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the school children! ♪ Amaaa—... This isn't a fever! ♪ ziiing grace... I can't even see where the knob is! End scene.
  • Libra: I was made to understand there were grilled cheese sandwiches here.
  • Scorpio: I don't know what I expected.
  • Sagittarius: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
  • Capricorn: Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.
  • Aquarius: I suppose I'm, uh, buy-curious.
  • Pisces: It's a great day... for being sad.
I wonder if you ever felt like I abandoned you….  
If you ever thought I should have fought for you…

The truth of it is I never left.  
I’m still here.  
And I do fight for you - every single day.   
Not to win you…. not to trap you or cage you…  
But for your happiness.

I wage war on myself day in and day out for you.  
Tearing strips off myself, swallowing hatred and tears….  
So if you hate me because I abandoned you…. don’t worry…  
….. I hate myself for it too…
—  Ranata Suzuki
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“In the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it’s that war, war never changes.”

When Jaehyun said Mark Lee has a little vibe of “noona killer” I literally wanted to sacrifice one big sticker from their album and shut his mouth with it!!

My Christmas Wishlist

Here’s a list of things I want to find under my Christmas Tree or under me.

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okay fuck off disney channel

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I… really like Overlord… it’s such a good show it’s all I’ve ever wanted out of an anime… I love all of the characters and it’s hard for me to pick a favorite (besides Ainz ofc) but here are some I like a lot!!

Gillian Anderson is such a magnificent woman.

You know sometimes you have role models, and then you have role models? Amazing people that makes you stop and think, “Wow, this person astonishing.” Their stories and journey in life uplifts you and makes you want to become a better person, or actually take a stand in your life to make it exceptional instead of just wishing for it happen?

That’s who Gillian is to me. My mentor, my teacher, my woman of action.

She’s remarkably beautiful, but that’s not what I want to talk about today. Today, I want to talk about her heart. I want to talk about the captivating fragments of her personality that makes you love her as a stranger, as a human, as a woman.

Many people ask me who inspires me the most, or who changed my life the most. Never do I hesitate even a millisecond before I say, with pride glowing in my eyes, “Gillian Anderson.”

I’ve seen her embody characters ranging from fierce to faulted, brilliant to broken and found myself falling deeper and deeper into the enchantment that is simply Gillian. The way she gave each character something of their own, something the audience lost themselves in with every role she personified, the blurred line of reality she created with each portrayal; it’s like magic. She creates magic; with her determination, hard work, phenomenal talent and heart of gold, she’s reached the stars. And she wants us to reach them too.

We’ve all heard about her past struggles; wild child, whatever. Immersed in flashes and money and appearances and fake smiles and masked sadness. The world was on fire and Gillian was in the middle. But you know what? She stood her ground, she stuck to herself and the person she was. She followed that path she paved on her own, her strong will pushing her until she saw the horizon and look at where she is today. She’s the one encouraging and pushing us all to accept ourselves, to love ourselves. She’s the inspiration we all find everyday, with her personal and professional journey and success. She’s the one that we look up to, when the clouds above your head turns dark and there’s no one to turn to, there’s always Gillian with her courage and her strength lifting you up and making you want to escape the doubt hovering over you. Gillian believes in you. And she wants you to believe in you too.

And with everything she’s given us, professionally and personally, I want her to  know that I’m thankful and immensely proud. I’m proud to be her fan, the one that follows the light she’s shone onto the world. I’m proud to know the little pieces of her story she’s told, the blank pages waiting to be written and adorned with enthralling elements of her life.  But mostly, I just want her to know that I’m proud of her. I’m proud of the beautiful person she is, proud that she followed her dreams and found her happiness. Proud that she can blissfully show the finger to the negatives of the world and laugh that beautiful laugh in the end. Proud that she is, ultimately, Gillian; a gift to all of us.

*raises glass* To the woman who made me realize “It’s okay”, Happy Birthday. I hope someone out there; be it a lover, a friend, your children or even yourself, is celebrating your cherished existence in this world along with you as you well deserve. - Love, an admirer.