i'm sorry i can't stop making these

“The problem here tho is that Dean wouldn’t do the same for Cas”


yup, sadly, Dean would never prioritize Cas over his own safety/life

Originally posted by literarycasualty

He’d never forget to sleep out of sheer worry for Cas

Originally posted by helpimanspnfan

or defend him from people who bad-mouth him like some grumpy bodyguard-bear

Originally posted by superflarrow

It would never occur to him to call Cas his family

Originally posted by stardustcas

I’ve actually never seen him fight for Cas like the stubborn motherfucker that he usually is while shouting “CAAAAS!” like some tragic disney character

Originally posted by xbooksandtea

Originally posted by pondlifeforme

Really, he could be more supportive of Cas, this profound bond thing is so unbalanced

Originally posted by weallneedcastiel

Who Killed Markiplier: An Alternate Ending

Damien: I’m gonna be straight with you. I need your body.

Me: Take me to dinner first! ᴴᵃʰᵃ ᵍᵒᵗ ‘ᵉᵐˑ Okay, but really, what for?

Damien: I don’t know. I don’t really have a plan. I’m just in the mood for some supernatural revenge, I guess.

Me: Neat.

Me: 

Me: Wait, who are we getting revenge on?

Damien: Mark. 

Me: Did he make fun of your keg stand?

Damien: Well, yeah, but I didn’t mind that so much. He was just jealous. It was an excellent keg stand.

Me: It really was.

Damien: My main problem is that he took over my body, and then shoved my spirit into his old body, which was never as good as mine, but is now extremely not as good as mine, because it’s borked.

Me: Hm. Wow. That is the exact opposite of neat. It’s unneat, if you will.

Damien: I won’t.

Me: Too late. Anyway, that’s a pretty good reason. You can have the body. Just fill ‘er up before you bring it back, and don’t be out past midnight. 

Damien: I’ll be back by 11:30.

Me: You glorious, punctual rapscallion, you. Drive safe.

[End scene]

I wonder if you ever felt like I abandoned you….  
If you ever thought I should have fought for you…

The truth of it is I never left.  
I’m still here.  
And I do fight for you - every single day.   
Not to win you…. not to trap you or cage you…  
But for your happiness.

I wage war on myself day in and day out for you.  
Tearing strips off myself, swallowing hatred and tears….  
So if you hate me because I abandoned you…. don’t worry…  
….. I hate myself for it too…
—  Ranata Suzuki
a little rant

it breaks my heart to know and realize that kenta had to perform on mcountdown knowing that he was eliminated still he delivered such an amazing performance and did his best as always, there was a photo of kenta crying after the performance and it makes me cry so much because he knows that it’s his last stage, that he won’t be able to perform on stage anymore 😭 the fact that he told mnet to give him screen time yet he got nothing and kenta kept getting cut off makes me so mad because mnet was so terrible and awful to him since the start, and now he got eliminated and we didn’t even get to see his last words?? they have always showed him crying whenever the trainees were eliminated and kenta was saying goodbye to them but with kenta getting eliminated we got nothing….NOTHING i swear mnet can choke i hate this bye

10

Kravitz (taz) aesthetic

the worst kind of cultural differences are polite kissing differences…. they make everything awkward… 

when you kiss with one cheek but they’re european so they go for the double kiss and you leave them hanging awkwardly… when they’re from somewhere that does three kisses and it’S FUCKING WEIRD WHY THREE, when they’re from somewhere in i think northern south america? where they actually put their lips on your cheek and you’re left feeling gross like why did u do that that’s wet and disgusting… when they’re from somewhere where they don’t kiss at all and you go for it and they kinda jump back and it’s awkward af….the worst…

  • Griffin Mcelroy: Junior is the voice in the beginning of the episodes.
  • Junior: What will our heroes find on the moon? I hope it's not aliens, because I'm afraid of those. It's The Adventure Zone!
  • Junior: What if the game is real life, and everything else is just a game? Think about it-The Adventure Zone!
  • Junior: Come on, ride the train. It's the choo choo, and ride it. (tries not to laugh) It's The Adventure Zone!
  • Junior: If our heroes can't stop this runaway train, then I'm going to have to find a new podcast to introduce. Is Serial hiring?
  • Junior: I'm all jacked up on corn dogs and Dippin' Dots. We're going to the carnival this week in...The Adventure Zone!
  • Junior: If you don't like this episode, you can make like a tree and leaf! I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. It's been a really rough week. It's The Adventure Zone!
  • Junior: I certainly hope none of you are allergic to PICKLES! Because our heroes are in one. It's The Adventure Zone!
  • Junior: If that old lady is some kind of spooky ghost, I'm out of here! I need a ghost-free guarantee if I'm going to stay in...The Adventure Zone!
  • Junior: You're about to see these boys on their baddest behavior. Lend them some sugar. They are your neighbor. It's The Adventure Zone!
  • Junior: I hope these boys never find my journal. My LIVEJOURNAL, that is. Unless you want to hear all about My Chemical Romance. It's The Adventure Zone!
2

“In the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it’s that war, war never changes.”

5

Ooh, looks like we’re alone now
You ain’t gotta be scared, we’re grown now
I'ma hit defrost on ya, let’s get it blazing
We can turn the heat up if you wanna
Turn the lights down low if you wanna
Just wanna move ya, but you’re froze up
That’s what I’m saying (x)

4

I… really like Overlord… it’s such a good show it’s all I’ve ever wanted out of an anime… I love all of the characters and it’s hard for me to pick a favorite (besides Ainz ofc) but here are some I like a lot!!

  • Betty: this is a good milkshake.
  • Kevin: OKAY OKAY YOU WIN
  • Jughead: what-
  • Kevin: I'm dating someone but I can't tell you who
  • Archie: sounds reasonable-
  • Kevin: OKAY FINE I'LL TELL YOU
  • Veronica: we didn't-
  • Kevin: he's a Southside Serpent with slightly wavy black hair that stops an inch and a half above his shoulders and
  • Betty: Kevin
  • Kevin: really pretty blue eyes and we met at the drive in and his name is Joaquin and
  • Betty: Kevin
  • Kevin: he's about 5'9" and he's a cat person and he has 3 freckles and
  • Betty: *sigh*
  • Kevin: sometimes we make out in the darndest places.
  • *later, with Joaquin*
  • Kevin: babe I'm sorry it just slipped out