i'm sorry i can't hear you over the sound of how awesome i am

  • Ray Bradbury: Time travellers must be exceptionally careful. Something so small as stepping on a butterfly can radically alter the entire course of human history.
  • 12th Doctor: *Rides into a medieval castle on top of a tank playing electric guitar* I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am!
  • Ray Bradbury: And then there's that motherfucker.

Why hello there!

My name is Shasta-Rose. You can call me “Haddock.”

I’m an adult. I’m even over drinking age though I don’t drink.

I work three part time research jobs and am about to earn my Masters of Linguistics this May.

I also happen to like DreamWorks Dragons.

I love the How to Train Your Dragon books too! Why are they marketed for kids?

Sometimes I buy a toy dragon or two for my bookshelf. Hiccup and Toothless and Stomfly are pretty cool, after all!

Okay, maybe it’s more than a dragon or two.

…a lot more.

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EHRMAHGEHRD DEHRGUNS!

WHOOOOOOOOOOSH!

I’m an adult and this is my life.

I don’t see the problem.

Kid Icarus: Uprising Starters
  • All starters taken from the game's dialogue. Three lines per stage.
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  • "Sorry to keep you waiting!"
  • "What way to celebrate my return than with a festive little bloodbath?"
  • "It's like an all-you-can-hurt buffet!"
  • "I suppose it IS an old story!"
  • "Chicken is much more economical!"
  • "We're done talking about this."
  • "Why hello there!"
  • "Can we go home and watch TV now?"
  • "Do you like the gift? It's my patented monster pheromone!"
  • "...That silence means we have to go there, doesn't it?"
  • "It's funny. It's okay to laugh!"
  • "Even though I almost died, I've really enjoyed our time together."
  • "Yes...? No...? Uh..."
  • "Refresh my memory. What am I doing here again?"
  • "Don't make ME throw up."
  • "Did I say something funny?"
  • "Just think of all the stuff you could get done with more than one of yourself."
  • "What would you know about faith, anyway, you treacherous blackheart?!"
  • "Just use your gills! Tell me, [character]. How are you with brachial respiration?"
  • "Oh, my. An excess of frizowatts must have overloaded the dooziestat."
  • "You don't have to sound so gleeful!"
  • "Right. I hid them in case of an emergency. You know, so that they wouldn't get stolen."
  • "So I should destroy the shiny thing?"
  • *Gibberish*
  • "For future reference, face kicking isn't usually this effective."
  • "Threaten all you want! You don't scare me. I will put an end to you."
  • "...I suppose I don't really understand how that happened either."
  • "Whoa! Man! This is some intense heat!"
  • "How cold of you. Your words pierce my heart like an icicle."
  • "It's so obvious to me now."
  • "There's just no reasoning with her."
  • "Good! There are survivors!"
  • "This place is big."
  • "What mischief are you two getting into now?"
  • "Wowza!"
  • "Oh, no. Mischief making is one of my principal responsibilities."
  • "Those lasers are quite the security system!"
  • "Huh? That wasn't my doing."
  • "I'm well aware of my name!"
  • "Yes? You called?"
  • "Whoa! I gotta admit—he's fast! Must be all that free soda."
  • "He embarrasses easily. Don't mind him."
  • "Sorry to drag you out so early, but we've got an emergency. We have a BIG problem."
  • "How much more hell DO they plan to raise?"
  • "This is out of control!"
  • "We are from outerr spaaaaaace..."
  • "As a disclaimer, your insurance doesn't cover getting run over by alien trains."
  • "I don't care! If it works, I'm gonna use it!"
  • "WHAT? I can't hear you over all this AWESOME!"
  • "Time to let nature take its course!"
  • "My X ray specs allow me to see your ignorance."
  • "Is that supposed to sound like me? 'Cause it doesn't."
  • "They're grunts. What did you expect?"
  • "Well, there's nothing more we can do here. Come on, [character]."
  • "So basically, you're telling me to ram a horse cart into a brick wall."
  • "Your foolishness is matched only by your rudeness."
  • "Maybe he's a gearhead."
  • "Don't get the wrong idea. I'm not here to help."
  • "What is this, Everyone Pick On [self] Day?"
  • "Out of the way, coming through!"
  • "This place doesn't run on batteries, dingle brain!"
  • "Hey, what's your problem?"
  • "If we don't help him right now, we won't have another chance!"
  • "Oh, I get it. You want to turn back the clock and cheat death. Raising the dead, keeping the near-dead alive? It's pretty dirty business."
  • "You might want to break out the Brain Age, pal."
  • "Eat your hearts out, ladies."
  • "It's a tall order, but if anyone can do it, I have faith that you can!"
  • "Even your darkness can't hide from the light!"
  • "Tell me, [character], why do you hate life?"
  • "Sometimes it feels like I'm fighting the entire universe."
  • "Well, I don't have any answers for you. I'm only here to TEST you."
  • "Wait! DON'T SHOOT!"
  • "This thing is so awesome."
  • "Yes, I was hoping to greet [character] on top of a mountain of corpses."
  • "Let him enjoy his moment in the sun."
  • "Nawwww, I'm just messing with you, buddy... Settle down."