i'm sorry guys it's so aweful

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He woke tho

eyeshhwaryeah  asked:

Hey! I'm new to tumblr. so sorry if this is the wrong place to ask.(I'm still figuring out stuff). I'm so in LOVE with your blog!! Can you update the Arranged Marriage tag, if possible? (its been updated 4 months ago) please. thankyou for all the hard work you are doing. You guys are the BEST!!! :)

aw thanks friend xx

baby just say yes by thelimitsofthe_sea (5/? | 23,246 | PG13)

A wolf, she thought, strangely calm, strangely certain. He’s a werewolf. She sat, staring. He turned suddenly, his eyes as red as blood, and Stiles felt a shudder of pure fear go down her spine.
He had seen her too.

Princess Stiles, the ugliest and awkwardest of three sisters, finds herself engaged to a werewolf who appears to hate her existence. As they say, the course of true love never did run smooth.

Duty & Tradition by skargasm (2/2 | 3,578 | NC17)

Regent Derek Hale had wanted a marriage based on more than duty and tradition, but sometimes there was little choice for either party.

Forbidden Fruits by DerekHaleGirl97 (½ | 11,392 | G)

We all know the story of Snow White. But, what if there was more to the story than you would think?

Meet Stiles, the former heir to the Beacon throne, is on the run from his step-mother, the Evil Queen. He becomes a bandit, stealing riches from the Queen in hopes to buy his ticket out of the kingdom until one robbery actually brings him into the arms of his true love, Prince Derek. There’s just one itty-bitty little problem. Derek is engaged to marry the Argent’s daughter, Allison, and Derek’s father, King Deucalion, is dead set on having Derek follow through with the marriage.

Can Stiles and Derek find their happily ever after, or will they forever be torn apart by their parents?

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OPEN YOUR EYES

Words: 3,563
Pairing: Dwalin/Hobbit!Reader
Based on this imagine by imaginexhobbit


Why had you agreed to go on this stupid, ridiculous journey in stead of your stubborn brother? You grumbled as yet again you scratched at the bug bite that threatened to swell up your arm. Since the rain had begun, any encampment that was relatively dry and been swarming with insects.

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Happy Birthday A Head Full Of Dreams!
Released: December 4, 2015

“On the very first song on their very first album, Coldplay introduced themselves with a heartfelt declaration: "We live in a beautiful world.” Fifteen years and some 80 million albums sold later, the British quartet haven’t elaborated on that philosophy—they’ve just amplified it. Where massive success has a tendency to make bands more jaded and aloof, Coldplay only seem more gobsmacked and in awe of life itself. Their songs aren’t just designed to uplift, they’re often about the very sensation of being uplifted.“ x

Keaton Henson sentence starters
  • "Do you know who you are?"
  • "Do you know your lip shakes when you're mad?"
  • "You don't like to be touched, let alone kissed."
  • "Does his love make your head spin?"
  • "It seems as though I'm on my own."
  • "I'm losing friends."
  • "I know that there's friction between me and you."
  • "I know that you're uncomfortable."
  • "I know it's hard for you to tell me the truth, but while we are doing so... I love you."
  • "You love to argue, you can't play guitar, but still, let me tell you that I love who you are."
  • "Love, I hope you are well."
  • "At least we now both have a story to tell."
  • "I feel you know me better than most."
  • "In spite of real distance, we'll always be close."
  • "I walked through the rain for you, you said to go home."
  • "Miss you terribly already."
  • "I hope for your life, you forget about mine."
  • "Please forget me, you were right, dear. I am cold and self-involved."
  • "I'll write my loneliness in poems, if I can just think how to start."
  • "I still worry more about you."
  • "I am rude and unkind."
  • "It's been four years and it does not end."
  • "I still felt alone, but I knew that you'd be there."
  • "I loved her more than I love myself."
  • "She is with another guy."
  • "I won't dance 'til you hold me."
  • "Please, don't leave me."
  • "I'm sorry, can't make your party."
  • "I'm afraid I'd kill your lover while your back was turned."
  • "So this is where you wanted to be, and it's a goddamn shame that you're not here with me."
  • "I see pictures now of the two of you and it makes me sick."
  • "Damn, I love you."
  • "Here's to you, you miserable fuck."
  • "Drink up, so we can both finally die."
  • "She's as stubborn as winter and as kind as the sun."
  • "Why was she listening to someone like me?"
  • "I know I'm awful, I can't even cry."
  • "You're my best friend, I'll love you til one of us dies."
  • "Teach me how to love you."
  • "I'll learn not to look at you with scorn."
  • "Don't expect me to change."
  • "I never loved you enough."
  • "This feels right and I'm letting it."
  • "I will not tire of you."
  • "Turns out that nothing is fair."
  • "You can leave me if you wish, but I'm not going anywhere."
  • "I am a fragile one."
  • "Please do not break my heart, I think it's had enough pain to last the rest of my life."
  • "You don't have to make any promises."
  • "If you must die, sweetheart, die knowing your life was my life's best part."
  • "I can see in your eyes that you mean it."
  • "All of these years you've been lonely."
  • "You are right, I've been looking as well, babe, I'm not looking for you."
  • "I'm just as damn disappointed as you."
  • "I'm truly alone and I like it."
  • "Though we're young, I feel eighty years old."
  • "Your arms around me are keeping me warm, but baby, I'm still feeling cold."
  • "You're kind and you're beautiful, too."
  • "I feel in some way I do love you but babe, I'm not in love with you."
  • "You seem to look through me, I wonder what you see."
  • "I wish I could stay with you."
  • "I wish I could wake at dawn to see you without make up on."
  • "You look the best today."
  • "I've been right here waiting for you to wake up."
  • "You think you're better than them."
  • "I hope you end up missing me."
  • "Your friends will always just be in your way."
  • "I'm just getting started, let me offend."
  • "The devil's got nothing on me, my friend."
  • "All I want is to be left alone."
  • "Sweetheart, what have you done to us?"
  • "Oh please, just come here, don't fight with me."
  • "Baby, please don't look at me like that."
  • "I will see you in the morning."
  • "Don't think of me like that, just picture me leaving and not coming back."
  • "This is your home now so don't you forget."
  • "I did it all for you."
  • "I'll do my best to teach you to fly."
  • "Come on baby, make me fall in love with you."
  • "I guess we can make it all the way."
  • "Turns out we don't belong after all."
  • "This feels different than it felt before."
  • "Guess that you were just expecting more, come on, you knew me, what'd you do that for?"
  • "I am selfish to my very core."
  • "I'm so damn scared of dying without you."
  • "Don't lie, I know we're fixing to die."
  • "I'll smile and pretend and won't show to the crowd."
  • "No, I won't be the damnedest bit fucking surprised."
  • "I won't give up, not until I'm holding you."
  • "Don't let go of my hand."
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FlatMate AU

In which Frisk and G!Sans share an apartment together to live a life full of fraternity under the glorious shine of a platonic relationship.

Frisk goes to college being all bitter and sarcastic whereas G!Sans tries to be hip and young, even though he’s quite the old tard. Shenanigans ensues.

After that horrid experience Frisk gave their bed up to G!Sans for one night, made him a hot chocolate and brought him an extra blanket. Even though G!Sans can be a shit friend sometimes. He’s actually the best shit friend ever, so Frisk dealt with the stalkers the next morning via police. And maybe some loud insults of the highest tier been thrown at the stalking, horny masses.

It’s a place where I can dump all the shit ideas I have for G!Sans! My brain is a bit weird right now. Hahaha.

Original design of Gaster!Sans by @borurou

(I somehow have the urge to own that t-shirt with the arse that farts out rainbows. It looks kinda neat.)

Observations

Pairing: Syndisparklez
AU: Rockstar/band
Warnings: Swearing, alcohol, drugs, and basically anything else you could assume to be plaguing an angsty bass guitarist and his equally angsty mysterious (boy)friend dude bro

Word Count: 2398

Author’s Note: This is such a pointless ramble oh my god I’m so sorry idk what I’m doing…blame the discord chat people for bringing up this AU in the first place alright


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There weren’t many people that didn’t know about Thomas Cassell.

Leading artist, musician, and part time producer, headlining numerous world tours as a bass player in one of the most successful rock bands.

Tom Cassell was a perfect balance of everything he could ever need to be in order to make it. He was smug, he was flirty, he was sarcastic and attractive and edgy all exactly when he needed to be; calculated emotions.

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Things ive realised after 2 weeks of studyblr

I get an awful lot of motivation but now I have a new way to procrastinate

Muji is the most popular stationary? I had never heard of that? Is it American

Your screensaver must be the huge flip clock thing. Okay, it makes everything look better

Your homepage is that one that asks you what your main goal for today is

You rewrite your notes? All of them?

Everybody has a macbook air pretty much? Are they like cheaper in other countries or???

You make a bullet journal

Washi tape?? I had never heard of Washi tape

Everything is PASTEEEEL

mildliner sales must have gone up by like 1000% since studyblr?

Masterposts. Just Masterposts.

Printables are cute af

So there’s a couple of big blogs and a loooooot of losers (me) and the big blogs have tags so the little losers can get noticed too ♥

But the big blogs get like 500 asks a day so how do they have time for studying

you guys are SO ORGANISED

anonymous asked:

I don't get the hate for yandere simulator. To me it's just a fun stealth game and I'm proud of how passionate the main guy is about it. But idk kids like it so it's obvs the worst thing in the world. Either that or it turns out the dev did something awful that I had no way of knowing about. Sorry I'm rambling

@lolitahartlessstuff

Imagine Woozi looking at you in awe because you’ve managed to prepare a delicious Christmas feast for 14 people.

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I’m sure this video has been shared by now, but I’m in awe of these guys. Everything is so on point, with the perfect characterizations, serious fights and yet they’re smiling and clearly having fun. You can tell they’re brothers. 

It’s how I like to think their training sessions go. I hope we get to see more actual training/fights in the next movie

anonymous asked:

Okay I just saw that Twitter chain where some guy gets a free meal because he was "stood up" and imagine Peter sees future s/o at a restaurant and it looks like s/o is being stood up on a date and Peter feels bad cause the looks the staff and everyone else give s/o are just awful. And so he goes and is like "I'm sorry I'm late" and s/o laughs and says it's ok but whispers "BINCH I'm trying to get free dessert from the staff" and that's how they meet - Dani

THATS PERFECT DANI??? ARE U GONNA MCFREAKING WRITE IT BC IM GONNA EXPLODE

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In my perfect world you're happy with me.
When I picture it, it's all heavenly.
But this fairytale is just a story, see?
Life is such an unpredictable dream

HOLY SHIT, what did I just hear with my own, two ears? I’m still so mad I’m shaking.

So, I was om the subway on my way home from work, minding my own business, earbuds in and all, staring off into the distance out the window. Suddenly these four-five dudes crashed down in the seats around me. Early twenties probably, in complete bro-mode, shoving and yelling and messing around. I tried my best to ignore their already kind of offensive convo about girls and ‘pro dating tips’ and whatnot, but then they started talking about feminism. And feminists. Let me give you a sample of what guys in their early twenties apparently think;

  • “The world would be a better place if there was no feminism” 
  • “Men would live longer if we just got rid of all the nagging feminists out there”
  • “There is no point in feminism, because women have MORE rights than men these days”
  • “Feminists are just bitter women who wake up in the morning looking for something to bitch about”
  • “Feminism is about trying to get women out of their rightful place in the kitchen”
  • “I don’t care if you’re gay, pan, asexual or whatever, as long as you’re not a feminist”
  • “Feminists are those women who tried getting a job or a boyfriend, but failed and now they are bitter”
  • “Feminists are women who are high on themselves, and they need to have a cock jammed roughly into their mouths”

“Feminists are women who are high on themselves and they need to have a cock jammed roughly into their mouths”. At this point I was too disgusted to listen to them anymore. I’m usually all about passive-aggressive glaring, but THIS? NO WAY. I felt completely outside myself when I removed my earbuds and turned to that guy. I looked him square in the eyes and said: “I’m a feminist. Is there anything you need to get done?”

I have never seen anyone’s face crumple so fast. He was obviously completly shell shocked, and couldn’t reply in any way except turning red and looking helplessly at his mates. Who were of course all howling with laughter by this point. I threw him my best “suck my cock” look and got off two stops too early, just so I could be away from that awfulness. I fumed about this all 20 minutes it took me to walk the rest of the way home, and I’m still so mad. What the actual fuck is wrong with people? WHAT. THE. FUCK.

crystal-rake  asked:

Well, everyone else loves you. So it's all good

Aw, thank you! I love my followers very much.

Honestly, I don’t like to bombard my followers with negative stuff like that… 

However, sometimes I can’t stop the tiny, angry person I am. 

Then, I reach a point where I can’t be bothered to continue a pointless argument like that.