i'm sorry for the crap edit

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sehun being cute and sweaty for the lovely @sehuntiful​, I hope your exam went well!

thisbirdhadflown  asked:

Hartwin, "Keep your legs together, this isn't Jamaica."

The sun is hot, and Eggsy feels sweat start to bead and run down his face from his temple. Eggsy shifts and his shorts cling uncomfortably to his thighs.

“Keep your legs together, Harry. This isn’t Jamaica,” Merlin murmurs over the coms.

The words are said offhand - Eggsy knows that Merlin is already back to sifting through the data that is coming in from the target’s computers - but Eggsy’s curiosity is piqued.

He glances at Harry from the corner of his eye, and watches as Harry every so subtly adjusts his legs to cross at the ankle instead of the wide spread they’d been in before.

Still staring out across the pool, watching their target as he pretends to be watching the women sunbathing next to him, Eggsy asks “And what happened in Jamaica?”

Harry clears his throat and keeps his eyes fixed on his newspaper. “A wardrobe malfunction that ended up turning the mission into an unexpected honeypot.”

“Well, I agree with Merlin then,” Eggsy says before leaning to the side to speak quietly in Harry’s ear. “The only person benefiting from your balls falling out of those shorts today is gonna be me.”

There is a choking noise over the coms, and Eggsy doesn’t stop the shit eating grin that breaks out across his face.

Give me a sentence/pairing, get a drabble.

anonymous asked:

Omg can Ouma-kun be jigsaw from saw and Saihara-kun be a random victim, all I need is for Ouma to be in the screen and say "Hello Saihara-chan, I would like to play a game" like can you imagine right >.< sorry if this is weird

*Loud TV static*

Hello Saihara-chan, I want to play a game! Nishishi~

……………(Somebody help me please)

Roommate Tag

I decided to combine these two for a oneshot! Thanks for the requests! 

p.s. This is unedited so I apologize for any grammar mistakes

also i apologize for the first two paragraphs they’re kinda crap but oh well and i lowkey feel like i didn’t respond to the prompts well so i apologize @ozieozieozie @ms-g-note 


Ethan was super grateful that Tyler and Kathryn let him move with them when he moved to California. The thought of going immediately from living with his parents to living by himself across the country did not seem pleasing to him. 

Once he moved, and the twitter flirting antics between his roommates began to kick up, his fans became curious about them. They started asking about them, and finally Ethan decided to do a roommate tag video with them. After sending out a tweet asking for questions and compiling them, he began to film.


“What is up my Cranky Crew! Today I’m here with my two amazing roommates, Tyler and Kat, and we’ll be doing the roommate tag! To make it interesting, we’re making it a challenge! Whoever has the better answer, in my opinion of course, gets a point and the first to two wins. The loser must be banished forever!” 

“I’m so sorry Kat, but I think I have this in the bag. I mean, Ethan and I have known each other longer. We’ll miss you.” Tyler declared. 

Kat rolled her eyes. “Whatever you say, Tyler. Let the best roommate win.”

“Alrighty folks! Let’s begin with our first question: What was your first impression of me? And yes, I will be taking this personally.” Ethan proclaimed. 

“Easy!” Tyler started, “I thought your hair was as blue as where the sky and ocean meet on a beautiful day.”

Ethan’s face flushed at the comment and he giggled. Kat rolled her eyes and simply smiled. She was used to the two acting like this and she found it absolutely adorable. 

“A wonderful start Tyler! And your rebuttal, Kathryn?”

“Ooh, you’re getting all formal with my full name. But in all honesty my initial thoughts about you were that you seemed very energetic and funny.” Kat answered, truthfully. 

Ethan looked between the two, pretending to think hard. After looking back and forth a few times and making a “hmm” sound, he finally cam to a decision. 

“The first point goes to Tyler! His answer was creative, metaphorical, poetic. I hate to break it to you Kat, but your answer was very basic, and that just won’t cut it here! Now, round two! What’s your favorite thing about me? Kat, would you like to go first?”

“I love hanging out with you. Your personality is definitely very bubbly and fun. Being around you always puts me in a good mood.”

“Daw! Kat you’re so sweet!” Ethan jumped from his seat between the two and flung himself onto Kat’s lap. He wrapped his arms around her, causing her to giggle. 

“Good luck beating me, Tyler.” She remarked, giving him a smirk.

“Again, easy. I can’t choose a favorite thing about Ethan because everything about him is my favorite.” He shot a smirk back. 

Ethan’s face flushed once more. 

“Tyler! I can’t include that! Who knows what my fans will do with it! Next thing you know there will be fan art for, I dunno, Ethyler or something!”  Ethan exclaimed, hiding half of his red face in Kat’s shoulder.

“So making that poetic comment about your hair won’t be taken out of context by them? I don’t see how this is fair.” Tyler defended himself. 

“Well I’m going to edit your answer out anyways, so give another answer? Pleaaase?” Ethan practically begged. Tyler gave in.

“Fine. My favorite thing about you is your sense of humor. You never fail to make me laugh.”

“That’s what I said in the last question!” Kat jumped in. 

“She has a point! That was her answer! This round goes to Kat! It’s now sudden death!” 

“Ethan, as much as I love having the point, can you please get off of me now?” Kat asked with a slight chuckle. 

“Oh, shit, sorry. SUDDEN DEATH!” Ethan shouted, jumping up. He stood, with his back to camera, staring down Tyler and Kat. The two both looked at each other with their game faces on.

“And now, for the SUDDEN DEATH question, what am I allergic to?”

“Peanuts!” Kat quickly answered.

“Idiots!” Tyler answered simultaneously.

“Yes!” Ethan called out, turning back around on his heel and falling back into his seat between Tyler and Kat. 

“Although both are correct, the point goes to Tyler! I am, in fact, 100 percent more allergic to idiots than peanuts!” Ethan concluded while Tyler gave out a victory “Yes!”

“Ethan, you can literally die from having less than a half a peanut.” Kat pointed out.

“Yeah, but an idiot can kill me too.” Ethan reasoned. 

Kat looked into the camera as if she were in the office with a fake pout. “I’ve been robbed.” 

“See Kat, I told you I’d win. I guess I’m Eth’s favorite.” Tyler joked. 

“Well at least I’m still the cute one.” She countered.

“Ladies, ladies, you’re both pretty.” Ethan interrupted. “ And I believe this will do it for this video. So thank you guys for watching. Hope you enjoyed, and if you did, make sure to slap that like button right in the face! And I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all, stay cranky, bye!”

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I’m thinking of changing my name. Yeah, to Kaleidoscope! Isn’t that pretty? You can call me E-Scope for short!

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When yer someone who always follows her first instinct, this can happen, but I’m usually the person this happens to. I’m okay with that. Hey, they’re grownups. They knew the hazards when they took this job. Am I right? -sigh- Crap. I’m not right. If anything happens ta my gang, I’ll never fergive myself. I’ll quit an’ join a convent. Or a nunnery. Or both. I’ll have Tony scatapult me inta the blazin’ sun.”

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G E N E R A T I O N   K I L L   A U   |   T h e   M a r t i a n

         ↳ meet the crew

  • CDR. Nathaniel Fick; Fick graduated with honors from the US Naval Academy. He will be the youngest commander to lead a mission to Mars.
  • Brad Colbert; Colbert graduated high school at sixteen, and won NASA’s largest hackathon at seventeen before moving on to MIT for dual undergraduate degrees in math and computer science. 
  • Ray Person; Person applied to the NASA Astronaut Candidate Program and was selected for his outstanding academic accomplishments, dedication and service to community, and an exemplary record of professional achievements.
  • Walt Hasser; Hasser holds a master’s degree in both chemistry and astrophysics as well as a doctorate in chemistry from the California Institute of Technology. A noted scientist and experience astronaut, he will serve as the navigtor on the Hermes.
  • Antonio Espera; Espera earned a bachelor of science in astronautical engineering at the United States Air Force Academy. He now joins the Ares 3 crew as pilot after eleven decorated years of service in the United States Air Force.
  • DR. Timothy Bryan; Bryan graduated cum laude from the Yale School of Medicine. Since joining NASA, Timothy Bryan has made two trips to SpaceXStation and completed five spacewalks (EVAs.)
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Harry Styles & Lily Collins [manips] + selfies

okay something light:

after high school graduation, team phantom takes a roadtrip in the RV. they go to a dumpty humpty concert three states over; they camp out at yellowstone, zion, the grand canyon, yosemite, and death valley; they to SDCC and pax prime; and they go to kennedy space center, houston, and the california science center. they try and stay in some of america’s “most haunted” places and videotape themselves ghosthunters style trying to debunk them (some of them are real). they get lost more than a few times but they only regretted it once. in the end, they make their way back to amity park and the first place they go is the nasty burger. they’re disgusting and road-weary, but they still go inside and sit at their usual booth. 

before they all go off to college, they have a gift for each other - sam made everyone matching photo albums of the trip; tucker edited the videos from their “ghost hunting” adventures, and danny made a mix tape of all of the songs they had joked over or sung their hearts out to (it’s horrible). 

Hey exclusionists.

When we’re telling you that something you said resembles TERF rhetoric, we aren’t calling you TERFs. We’re telling you that what you’re saying seems to have a foundation on similar things, and that spreading the same type of posts/sayings/whatever as TERFs use is dangerous because it normalizes the rhetoric and allows TERF ideals to slip passed people’s radars.

My reaction if someone were to tell me that something I said resembled TERF rhetoric?

“Oh crap! Sorry! I’ll delete/edit the post. Please let me know how I can do better in the future to keep from endangering trans people.”

Because my number one priority is to make sure I’m not helping to perpetuate or normalize TERF rhetoric. Screaming about how I’m not a TERF would do absolutely no good, and would just further push that using the same language as this horrible group of people is completely fine - which of course it’s not.

Do better.

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When you can’t get off this is what happens when you have erectile dysfunction. You slowing stop giving a crap about your looks and turn into a pale gross version of Animal from the Muppets. Get in that bathtub and take Cialis to help with your ED to help you get on track to wanking until you’re fainting.

hi friends, it’s your girl erica here!

so a couple of weeks ago, i reached 1.6k followers and as a celebration, i wanted to do something! i asked you guys to vote in a poll i posted and tumblr awards won! i’ve recently taken a bit of a break from tumblr to work on my book i’m writing, but i now realize i can manage doing both - i just really need to balance my time. you know? PLUS, i just reached 1.7k which is insanity. so, to celebrate, here we are! my first ever TUMBLR AWARDS! yay! one winner for each award and two runners up :’)

you have a chance to enter up until tuesday, february 28th at 11:59pm! just before the 1st of march :) MY BABY RONNIEKINS’ BIRTHDAY <3 winners will be announced a few days after (i’ll see how many entries this gets and then decide on a date!)

requirements:
- must be following this george weasley trash™
- reblog this post (likes for bookmarking only, please!)
- can this reach, like, 20+ notes or we’ll just sweep this under the rug and pretend it never happened while i melt into a puddle of embarrassment :’D
- please put which awards you’d like to be considered for in your tags when you reblog this!

awards:
hermione granger award:
best theme
luna lovegood award: friendliest/kindest blogger
neville longbottom award: best icon
minerva mcgonagall award: best writing
ron weasley award: best creations
nymphadora tonks award: best multifandom blog
fred & george weasley award: funniest blogger
sirius black award: best harry potter

prizes under the cut! (i literally s u c k at like, everything, so it’ll probably just be writing and promos tbh sorry guys i can’t make edits for shit)

YAY HAPPY BLOGGING


p r i i i i z e s :D

winners: three promo requests at any time (just message me!), name aesthetic, harry potter aesthetic, and a one shot or would include with any harry potter character of your choice!

runners up: two promo requests at any time (just message me!), name aesthetic OR harry potter aesthetic, and a one shot or would include with any harry potter character of your choice!

MESSAGE ME WITH ANY Q’S!

love,
~eri