i'm sorry but i can't help myself

  • dick grayson: (in a crowd and can't find jason) this calls for drastic measures.
  • dick grayson: (uses hands as a megaphone) DICK GRAYSON SUCKS!
  • jason todd: (from across the street) you mean grayson sucks dick.
  • dick grayson: there he is.

Y’all can’t convince me that Kent didn’t buy one of those glitter bomb things for Tater when they had a fight. Like Alexei opens his mail and a shit ton of glitter falls out onto his lap and he just laughs his ass off because of fucking course Kent would do that shit. and the letter says passive aggressive things like “technically this is your fault but I still love you” “look at me, apologizing, like an adult” and “forgive me, baby? (you fucking better this costed MONEY)” And they call each other and make up and it’s all fine and dandy until Alexei just buys a ton of glitter and when he goes to see Kent he just fucking dumps it on him at random times in the day. and Kent is like “Love, you’ve done it three times now, it’s lost its charm” And he just gets fucking assaulted by glitter.
Jack stops by later and he’s like “I guess you and Alexei had fun” because everything is covered in glitter. Kent. Alexei. Kit. The tables. Even the sink. 
“I’m getting a divorce.” Kent would say, bitterly, shaking more glitter out of his hair.
(Bonus: Kent sends Tater a potato with “will you be my spuddy?” on it and that’s how they become friends.)

Another Richonne Scene in 712

Based on recent spoilers

Michonne: “I know it’s a bit of a long shot, but maybe there’ll be guns or at least some ammo in that school over there. We should check it out.”

Rick: *sighs*

Michonne: “What?”

Rick: “I don’t know why we’re checkin’ for guns when we both know I got the biggest one in my pants.”

Originally posted by gdijayd


Originally posted by thewalkingdead-serie

  • Me: *puts my hand in my hair to itch my scalp*
  • Me: ho don't do it
  • Me: *starts pulling out hair instead*
  • Me: oh my god
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  • Secret Santa Adrien and Marinette get each others name in their class secret santa and the gifts have to be perfect. ]


  • New Year’s Dance - Secret Santa’s sequel [ Adrien swallows his nerves and asks Marinette to be his date to a New Year’s gala. ]


  • Heartstrings [ one of marinette’s rare unlucky days turns into something treacherous. thanks to a certain cat, the real danger passes, but there are other things to be more afraid of. her heart, for example, might be one of them. ]


  • Obsession [ Miraculous has unintended side effects. A chance encounter leaves Chat Noir in Marinette’s magic hands. Scritch and scratch, this kitty has needs. ]


  • Glaze - Obsession’s sequel [ He watched her fade, right before his eyes, and he couldn’t do anything to stop it. ]


  • Quiver - Obsession’s third part [ Spring in Paris, a time for flowers and love, for fashion and passion. But heated blood can lead to dangerous decisions and Adrien’s about to discover how hard things can be. Hawk Moth is on the horizon. ]


  • Stray Chat [ It’s going to primarily be an (older) Marichat and Adrienette fanfiction, and these two are going to be around each other nearly 24/7, (although they may not realize it) ]


  • Sleepwalking [ “The last thing he remembered was lying in bed, trying his best to finally fall asleep. He hadn’t slept well in a while, and once he actually managed to fall asleep, he usually woke up on the ground next to his bed, or dangling down from the side of it. His head always hurt when he was awake, and he felt more tired with each passing night.
    But none of this explained what he was doing here of all places. Adrien Agreste, the model and hero of Paris, was dressed in his leathery superhero suit, and he wasn’t inside of his own room either. How the hell did he get here?” ]


  • Complications [ Adrien feels lonely one night, so he decides to visit a certain classmate. Things spiral out of control from there. ]


  • I Know You [ So Chat gets bored and decides to visit his Princess, duet singing is the result. ]


  • Tikki’s New Friend [ The dog was easily the height of his chest, and the young woman walking it could have only come up to his shoulder. But she was just cheerfully walking along beside the dog, chatting and laughing happily with a redheaded young woman. The dog was a big black beast—he didn’t know the breed then, nor did he particularly care, but it whined pitifully when its equally dark-haired owner paused to read a street sign. She just giggled and reached out a hand to ruffle its fur, and the giant’s tail wagged happily. ]


  • Le Petit Soleil [ “Marinette Dupain-Cheng was a fiery ball of warmth in his dull, dull world and he wanted nothing more than to lazily stretch out in her light and soak it in.” ]



  • About Time - TimeTravel!AU [ What might happen when the lucky duo meets their future selves?
    Chat gets thrown into the future and meets a future Ladybug while his future self ends up in the past. It’s up to Ladybug to get these two cats back to where they’re suppose to be while avoiding spoilers.
    ]


  • Truthful Scars [ Adrien Agreste has never been an expert in controlling his emotions. When feelings for his classmate in pigtails begin to arise, he can’t stop himself from seeing her any chance he gets—even when wearing a pair of cat ears and a black tail. Although his affections are strong and true, he doesn’t exactly know how to deal with them, especially under the watchful eye of his father. After all, what’s a boy to do when he accidentally finds out that the girl he’s got a crush on returns his feelings? ]


  • Rooftop Rendezvous [ Marinette is perplexed by the presence of her partner Chat Noir… in her civilian life. Maybe getting to know him as Marinette could help her understand him better as Ladybug. ]



  • Gently Into the Night [ Even heroes need a pick me up sometimes. For Chat Noir, a certain Princess is just the remedy. ]


  • Lucky Strike [ There is so much more about Marinette than he usually sees, and Adrien is beggining to want to know even more. ]


  • Check Yes Juliet [ He was never meant to hear it. It was just a wry observation during a particularly smooth battle with an akuma, one she hadn’t even realized she’d voiced until her partner in crime stiffened beside her. “If only asking out my crush was this easy.” ]


  • Boutique [ In which Marinette opens an online store, Adrien is hormonal, and Alya is bae. ]


  • On Her Balcony at Midnight [ She looks like an angel, and although he knows he shouldn’t, that she could be in danger if anyone sees, he can’t stop himself. ]


  • The Cat’s Out of the Bag [ Ladybug bolted through the school’s halls and slipped into an empty corridor before releasing her transformation and collapsing on the floor for a moment.
    Well, at least, she thought the corridor was empty, until she heard a gasp from further down.
    “Marinette? You’re… Ladybug?”
    In which Nino discovers Marinette is Ladybug and Alya discovers Adrien is Chat Noir. ]


  • A Stroke of Luck [ It was time for her to move on, she knew that. She was twenty-four, now a proud owner of her family’s bakery, and still hung up on the boy she had loved from a little more than ten years ago. No, that was wrong. She was still in love with the boys from back then. In which both Marinette and Adrien uncover a new layer of relationships. ]




  • TLC [ Adrien had a long day at work, but Marinette is the perfect remedy. ]


  • Telltale [ It all starts with a simple injury, but slowly Ladybug begins to really see who Chat Noir is, and Adrien begins to see Marinette… ]


  • Appeler un chat un chat [ One night Chat Noir decides to make a joke about Adrien Agreste, and it just so happens to rub Ladybug the wrong way. But as their relationship becomes more awkward and confusing, Marinette and Adrien’s is just blossoming. ]


  • Unexpected Surprise [ He was looking at her and couldn’t believe his eyes. A small, blond girl, with emerald green eyes and some freckles scattered on her nose – a splitting image of his mother, except the freckles maybe. He didn’t remember her very well due to the fact that she died when he was still a tween but he studied every single picture they had of her and he knew every detail of her face and now he was watching her playing with her dolls at the park. Her name was Emma. Emma Dupain-Cheng, to be exact. ]



  • Two Truths and a Lie [ The game is simple enough: two truths and a lie. What’s less simple is what Chat and Ladybug learn after playing. ]


  • Just Practice [ “There’s something I’ve been meaning to… to practice. You’ll help me, won’t you, Chat?” When Ladybug asks for a favor, how can he possibly say no? ]


  • A Million Kisses and More [ Marinette couldn’t believe she was in this situation. One could argue it was thanks to Ladybug’s luck, but Marinette hesitated to label ‘making out with your longtime crush on a regular basis but always disguised as your superhero persona’ as exactly lucky. ]


  • It’s Complicated [ Chat Noir wants to confess to Ladybug. Marinette wants to confess to Adrien. Somehow, things just keep spiraling out of control instead. ]



  • Key Weapon Association for Managing Incidents - SecretAgents!AU [ It all began between two organisations with a history of rivalry. Marinette is recruited by K.W.A.M.I., a secret agent organisation who gives her the code-name ‘Ladybug’. As Marinette devles deeper and deeper into the world of K.W.A.M.I., many secrets will be revealed, and many relationships taut with stress. Whoever thought A.K.U.M.A. would be such a threat? ]



  • Drowing Shadows [ It was fate who drove them apart, and it was fate who brought them together again. Here he was opening old scars, and here she was covering them up again. ]


  • Someone To Hold On To [ Chat Noir finds himself looking for comfort in places more likely than he’d think. ]




  • La Curiosité du Chat [ When both Marinette and Ladybug take a trip to China to visit family at the same time, Adrien finds it to be a coincidence that’s impossible to ignore. He’s determined to figure out if his suspicions are correct, but what’s a cat to do when his curiosity gets him into more trouble than he bargained for? Well, it’s complicated especially where feelings are concerned. ]


  • Sunlight, Firelight, Starlight [ Adrien knows he shouldn’t do it. Adrien knows that there will be consequences to this action and Adrien knows this is probably a bad idea but Adrien is not here on this rooftop, Chat is, and Chat is tired of staring up at the girl who hung the moon and wishing, and every fiber of his being is telling him to leave that behind and take the chance to do something with someone who is with him, on his level.
    So he does. ]


  • Pickup Lines [ She’d started to notice little changes out of the suit as of late. Each day she was getting a little stronger, a little faster, a little more agile. ]


  • The Night Patrol [ Ladybug and Chat Noir independently discover each others’ civilian identities, and start doing their own night patrols to secretly learn more about one another. In the process, they find themselves falling even harder for each other—but when they fight together, both feel compelled to pretend that they don’t know the truth. ]




  • I’m a Liar in a Way That’s Uniquely my Own [ “All the world’s a stage,” he purred. “I’m just the only one who can see it.” It shouldn’t have been possible for Hawk Moth to take Adrien. But then, they dealt with impossible things every day. ]


  • Can I Get Your Name? - CoffeeShop!AU [ Every day, Adrien Agreste comes into Starbucks and orders a tall, non-fat latte with caramel drizzle. And every day, Marinette makes it a personal challenge to give him a different nickname. Little does she know that this little bit of fun will reveal Adrien’s other identity - Chat Noir. ]


  • Won’t Tell a Soul - TurtleNino!AU [ Nino accidentally runs head long into the biggest most stressful secret he can imagine, but now that he knows the truth about Marinette he is determined to help her in any way he can. ]


  • The Weight of Jade - Won’t Tell a Soul’s sequel [ A box with a bracelet appears at Nino’s home, but is he ready for what comes with it? ]


  • A Werecat in London [ After an unfortunate encounter with an akuma while in London on a business trip, Chat Noir is forced to deal with the unexpected consequences. Can Ladybug help him return to his normal self, or will he be stuck for the rest of his life getting in touch with his wild side? ]


  • Marinette, the Teenage (Sassy) Witch - Magic!AU [ Meet Adrien. All he wanted to do was live his life being the most powerful wizard in the kingdom. Except he’s cursed and a cat. Meet Marinette. All she wanted was to summon her idol, Adrien Agreste, save him from whatever spell he’s surely under, have him fall in love with her, get married, and live happily ever after while also being heralded as the greatest witch to ever live. Instead, she gets a cat. ]


  • The Cat Goes… Meow? [ He shakily looked down in growing horror expecting to see gloved hands only to find adorable cat paws?! ]


  • Satisfaction Brought It Back - BDSM!AU [ Most people rekindled friendships with people from high school over Facebook or Twitter. Most people met for coffee, shared pictures of their bratty children, and sent old friends Christmas letters once a year. Marinette was clearly not most people as she had somehow hooked up with her former high school crush on a bondage dating website and didn’t know it until he was standing in front of her with an identical look of bemused embarrassment plastered all over his pretty face. ]


  • Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time - UndergroundFighting!AU [ Marinette thought she had reached her capacity for speechlessness and idiocy in the face of sexy. That is, until she saw Chat Noir. ]



  • Curiosity and Satisfaction - Enemy!AU [ When Adrien agreed to this line of work, he thought all his focus would be on the job of catching the elusive Lady Luck. It never crossed his mind that someone else would catch his attention. ]

If you decide to be my friend you should know that sometimes I can be overbearing. I’m going to want to talk to you everyday, I’m going to ask you 1000 questions about the way you feel and why you feel it. I’m going to care about you like I’ve known you my entire life even if it’s been a week because I just can’t help it. I’m going to send you things that remind me of you or that I think you’ll like. I’m going to try to get to know you to the fullest capacity because I’m genuinely interested. If this is too much for you, you probably shouldn’t even bother.

All right, here’s a thing - it doesn’t matter how good your intentions are, if something you do makes the other person uncomfortable then you probably shouldn’t do it. 

Take Simon Crieff, for instance. “Simon is so fond of you, Martin” is no good reason at all why Simon should feel entitled to hug his little brother when he clearly doesn’t want him to.

People have boundaries, and these should be respected at all times. Hugs may be nice, but only so long as you’re okay with receiving them from that particular person at that particular moment in time. 

We should all try and remember that it’s probably a good idea to double check with the person in question, and it’s entirely up to them to choose one way or the other. Oh, and trying and making them feel guilty if they say no is not okay either, no matter that you’re friends or family or whatever. 

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exactly six years later, and they still only have eyes for each other. 

“At this point, I get scared if I stop hearing the thoughts.“