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anonymous asked:

Cute dating headcanons for TFP Optimus, Ultra Magnus, Ratchet, Smokescreen, and Wheeljack pretty pls? I'm excited for this new blog! :D

u chose like All my favs lmao, and!!! im glad you’re excited aaa — Human S/O

Optimus TFP

  • he always very cautious around you, makes sure he doesn’t step on you, or any other bot step on them either. occasionally offers to carry you
  • he speaks to you so softly and does his best to spend some time with you. fighting ‘cons takes up a lot of his time, as well as making sure his team is ok. when he does have spare, he spends it with you and making sure you’re doing alright in your life
  • he’s not very affectionate, but you can’t really blame him. dude’s a warlord. you learn from spending some time with him that when he’s flustered, his smile wavers a little and he gets a little awkward with his responses. you try to give him lots of kisses to get him flustered
  • he doesn’t understand a lot of human customs, and he’s more comfortable with asking you to clarify what something means / what is being referred to / etc.

Ultra Magnus TFP

  • he’s even more awkward that optimus. please help him
  • he’ll only be willing to actually start dating after the war, once everything is over and everyone can focus on rebuilding cybertron—including building new relationships
  • btw he’s Very new to romance, please go easy on his soul
  • it takes a while for him to warm up to you, but you know he’s starting to like you more and more when you keep calling him mags and he tell you to call him “Ultra Magnus” or “sir”
  • he’ll also very awkwardly ask if you’d like to be carried around, and is fairly enthusiastic when it comes to talking about cybertron and his culture
  • he enjoys your company so much, even though he’ll never admit it to you or anyone. but, he appreciates when you’re honest and upfront about your feelings to him. he really values honesty

Ratchet TFP

  • he probably always talks about the differences between human and cybertronian culture. specifically he’s just tired of earth and wants to go home, even though he was stationed at earth
  • nonetheless, he listens to what you have to say, but he does make little comments here and there
  • in the beginning, he really didn’t understand what you saw in him enough to want to date him, and tried creating a wall between you two. it didn’t last very long becase you were persistent, and he ended up falling for u too
  • it took him forever to accept that he liked you, and with you liking him back, you two could date
  • he’s comfortable talking to you about what happened during the war, all the comrades he lost, as well as new ones he met. give him some time, though. it’s not easy to talk about it all
  • he’s not very affectionate, kinda forgot how to be because of the war. he’s not very confident and starting anything romantic either. he doesn’t mind you reteaching him though
  • he enjoys your kisses more than he lets on. he’ll lift you up onto his shoulder in hopes that you’ll give him more

Smokescreen TFP

  • he gets worried that you’ll get squished, so he’s always carrying you, no exceptions. well,, except when you want to get down lmao.
  • he’s incredibly energetic and asks everything he can about human culture. he gets stuck when you ask him about cybertronian culture.
  • he didn’t really live long enough to experience his own culture, since he was forged shortly after the war started. you can tell it’s a sensitive topic to him, but he’s willing to share what he can to you because he trusts you
  • he does his best to cuddle with you. really, the best you can do is just lie on top of him and hope he doesn’t move too far to the side and make you slide down
  • he’s also tried to give you kisses since you always give him some, but,, it didn’t really work out. it was awkward for the both of you
  • he’s really shy and nervous when it comes to more intimate times, but he’s willing to try anything new and romantic with you
  • please take care of him, he’s pure and wholesome

Wheeljack TFP

  • he’s actually pretty interested in humans. if you’re anything like miko, he’s very interested in seeing how strong/fierce/determined you are
  • he prefers to be alone most of the time, but he still enjoys your company. don’t feel offended when he needs his space, though.
  • he doesn’t really understand how to be intimate, and at times can be really awkward.
  • he always makes sure to ask if it’s ok to do anything, whether it be holding hands, cuddling, or giving each other kisses
  • he always holds you and treats you with utmost care. probably because he’s work with bombs and grenades enough, but hey, at least it paid off much better than just knowing how to deal with explosives
  • he tells you stories about being in the wreckers, and complains a lot about ultra magnus.
  • he has his own ways of telling you that he loves you,, like asking you if you wanna see him blow something up
  • usually it’s more mundane like asking if it’s always to take you somewhere / if there’s anywhere you’d like to go / etc.